I Asked You To Be A Security Inspector And You Found The Nuclear Bomb.
13. Bringing A Corpse For Security Inspection? Make A Sound In The East And Attack In The West!
If it was gratitude before, it was kindness.
Then now it is solemnity and astonishment!
Who would have thought that an inconspicuous security inspector could stand with the general manager.
In their view.
I can come in person to deliver the certificate of honor.
It has already given Tian a great deal of face.
but now!
This thought was instantly forgotten.
The general manager also smiled and waved his hand: "Don't be so formal. Have you seen the TV in the lobby?"
"The promotional video in the video was also made by this guy yesterday."
"I didn't expect that I would make such a big noise after get off work at night."
The warden and others couldn't help but look up at the TV curiously.
You don’t know this by looking at it.
One look...I was shocked again!
Outrageous!
Even more outrageous than their pigeon smuggling!
Can something like this happen?
Even if they have been in darkness all year round, they have never seen such a dark scene.
Shocked, he glanced at Fang Yang again.
My heart has already been turned upside down.
Unconsciously.
Fang Yang gradually improved in their impressions.
Not even the warden dared to look down upon it.
He quickly sighed: "Kyoto Airport is really a crouching tiger, hidden dragon."
“I always thought that the security check was just like a security guard looking at the gate.”
"It seems that my understanding before was too one-sided."
"If Fang Yang hadn't already been working for you, I would have hired him to be the security inspector of our prison."
As soon as these words came out.
The instructor next to me smiled and answered: "It's a good relationship. I'm just worried that I can't find anyone to chat with every day."
Fang Yang was somewhat embarrassed to be praised by them.
He smiled awkwardly and said, "I'm just an ordinary security inspector. They look up to me so much."
Everyone laughed when they heard this.
The atmosphere at the scene was harmonious.
However.
Right now.
A passenger wandered to the exit to prepare for security check.
suddenly!
The photographer exclaimed: "Look at the ground, what is that? Blood?"
The words just fell.
Swish swish swish~~
Everyone's eyes turned over instantly.
I saw blood all the way on the ground.
And its source is the suitcase in the hands of passengers.
Walk all the way.
The passenger glanced at the ground and smiled awkwardly: "Sorry, I scared everyone."
"The chickens killed at home were taken out of the refrigerator, cooked for 2 hours on the plane, and defrosted."
After speaking, he took the initiative to put the box into the X-ray security inspection machine.
But the next second.
The security inspector jumped up in fright on the spot.
"What do you have in here?"
"Why did I see a pair of hands, a pair of feet and a head?"
Hiss~~
Hear this.
Everyone was confused.
Bloody water!
Hands, feet, and head?
Do you want it to be so scary?
Could it be that there was a corpse inside?
But when I think about it, I think it’s impossible.
Take the body through security.
How proud he is.
Besides, the customs before he came couldn't have let him in so easily.
as expected.
The passengers saw the looks on everyone's faces.
He quickly explained: "Don't get me wrong, this is a waiting figure."
"I thought it was inconvenient to carry, so I disassembled it and put it in the suitcase."
"If you don't believe it, you will know it just by opening it. The password is 468."
The staff member standing at the exit of the security checker picked up the suitcase and put it on the table.
After entering the password, open the box for inspection on site.
The moment the box is opened.
Everyone was dumbfounded.
It's exactly what he said.
Several chickens were thawed and leaked a lot of blood.
The silicone person inside is instantly recognizable.
It's just a little realistic.
Limbs split.
It looks a bit creepy.
Passengers at the scene immediately patted their chests.
He looked frightened.
"It's okay, it's okay, it scared me to death, otherwise I would have had nightmares when I went back at night."
"You are also a talent. You put a chicken and a dummy together. Those who didn't know better thought you were carrying a corpse."
The passenger smiled shyly: "I'm sorry for surprising everyone."
"Then... once the examination is completed, can I leave?"
The security check staff smiled and nodded: "Let's go, let's go!"
"Good!"
However.
Just when he was getting ready to leave with his suitcase.
Fang Yang suddenly stood up: "Wait a minute, you can't leave!"
As soon as these words came out.
Everyone was stunned for a moment.
The passenger looked shocked, turned his head and asked with a smile.
"Anything else?"
"Haven't everything been checked?"
Fang Yang smiled lightly: "Please open the box."
The passenger looked at the clothes Fang Yang was wearing.
He looked at the prison guard next to him again.
I had to bite the bullet and open the box again.
"There are only chickens and figures inside, do you need to check again?"
Everyone else was also confused.
I have no idea what kind of medicine Fang Yang sells in his gourd.
I saw Fang Yang walking to the suitcase.
Extend your right hand.
He squeezed the figure and pressed it again.
This operation made everyone look stupid.
The general manager couldn't stand it on the spot.
His face stiffened and he coughed a few times.
"Ahem~~"
"Fang Yang...what are you doing."
Everyone else also felt a little want to laugh.
Opening someone's suitcase just to touch the figures?
What a special habit this is.
Have you never seen a woman?
No, a woman on the spot yelled in disgust: "Rogue!"
The passengers' expressions were not much better.
He asked a little angrily: "What do you mean, don't you know that in the eyes of men, she is also my girlfriend."
"I will sue you!!"
Faced with everyone’s incomprehension.
Threats to passengers.
Fang Yang showed a faint smile.
"Okay, sue me?"
"Okay, this person next to me is the general manager of the airport."
"You don't even have to look for him, he's right here. Just complain."
"But before that, you should think about what you should do."
After speaking, he turned to look at the security personnel next to him.
"Is there a cutting machine here? Lend it to me!"
The staff member nodded in confusion: "Yes, why do you want this?"
"Bring it here first, you'll know later, don't worry."
"The general manager is here, and if anything happens, you won't be blamed."
The words just fell.
The general manager nodded solemnly.
Originally, he thought Fang Yang was just a coward.
But now, he suddenly realized something was wrong.
Judging from yesterday's performance.
Fang Yang is not that stupid.
He must have discovered something.
The security inspector got the manager's approval and quickly took out the cutting machine from the table.
This kind of thing is basically necessary at the security check.
Just when the cutting machine is taken out.
The original passenger panicked.
His attitude changed drastically.
He roared emotionally.
"What are you going to do? Haven't you already gone through security check?"
"Even if you insult my girlfriend, you also want to destroy it with a cutting machine?"
"Did you get my permission?"
"If there is nothing inside after opening it, how can you compensate me!"
Watching the passengers hysterical.
The onlookers present were silent.
From their own perspective, they should be of the same mind as the passengers.
After all, everyone is worried about airport stores cheating customers.
But from another perspective.
People dare to ask for a cutting machine in front of the general manager.
Could it be that there is something special about it?
Fang Yang turned a deaf ear to the passengers' roars.
I picked up the cutting machine and cut the waist of the figure.
When the passengers saw this, they went crazy and rushed to stop him.
The prison guard next to him stopped him immediately without saying a word.
The sound of curses and chainsaws mingled together.
soon.
The waist of the figure is cut open.
Wow~~
A moment.
It's like a rat barn leak.
A large number of plant seeds spilled out of the figure!
Densely packed and countless!
now!
The whole place was in an uproar!
The passengers looked horrified and trembled.
He knew that he was finished.
His hands had already been controlled by the prison guards.
I couldn't run away even if I wanted to.
The general manager walked up to him with a shocked look, picked up one and looked at it carefully.
Then he looked at Fang Yang.
An exclamation: "It seems that I did not believe the wrong person, there is indeed something."
"What is this?"
Fang Yang picked up a handful of seeds and observed them carefully, then pretended to smell them.
He replied calmly: "If I guessed correctly, it is the seed of a kind of grass, and its scientific name should be Big-leaf Cortex Fructus."
"Traditional medicinal uses, sore throat, heart disease, bruises, skin conditions, etc."
The manager was surprised when he heard this: "Do you still understand this?"
Fang Yang chuckled: "I understand a little bit."
"According to what you said, it is a traditional Chinese medicine and a smuggled item controlled by the state?"
Hear this.
Fang Yang shook his head.
"This is not a traditional Chinese medicine, this is a poisonous weed!"
"Its other name, big ragweed!!"
“Originally grows in the Caucasus mountains between the Black Sea and the Caspian Sea.”
"It can grow up to 2 meters tall, and some can grow up to 7 meters."
"The leaves are 1.5 meters wide, and its stem is hollow, with a diameter of about 60cm-120cm!"
“This grass species looks great in the yard.”
"But... it is toxins, and once it encounters ultraviolet light, it can damage the DNA of skin cells."
"Anyone who comes into contact with it or its juices will develop a severe rash within 24 hours."
"The skin will blister and burn within 48 hours."
"Dark or purple spots on the skin can take years to return to normal, and some are permanent."
"During this period, even exposure to fairly dim sunlight has the potential to create new burns."
"The most frightening thing is that once the sap enters the eyes, it can cause temporary or permanent blindness."
"It can cause severe allergies, and some people with asthma are very likely to die from it."
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