I asked you to evaluate a kitchen knife. Would you use it to chop an engineer shovel?
Chapter 59 Impossible, absolutely impossible!
"It seems everyone is very smart!"
"It would be nice if I know that from now on I only buy whole durians and not the cracked ones."
"Yes, doing this can indeed avoid all the problems I mentioned above, so that the rotten durians of those unscrupulous traders will no longer have a place to sell!"
Zhao Feng deeply agrees with the cleverness of smart netizens. The durian IQ tax can be easily avoided. It is just a problem of poor information.
but
Not all fruits can be avoided. Do you only eat durian and no other fruits in your life?
In the live broadcast room.
When netizens heard that Zhao Feng agreed with his statement, they all showed expressions of victory.
However, the expressions on their faces did not last long, and they were soon completely slapped in the face by Zhao Feng's next words.
Because Zhao Feng did not restrain or admit defeat because of their words, but continued to perform.
"Master, master, what should I do if the pineapples are unsalable?"
"What? The little pineapples are unsaleable?"
"Gulu, do you want to throw it away?"
"Throw it away. You are playing the erhu in your crotch. What are you trying to do to me? That damn thing is my treasure. Do you know that things that no one buys are the best sellers!!!"
"Yes, but that stuff is sour!"
"Sour? Sour, don't you know how to add some cyclamate? Why the hell do you need me to teach you this? You have been following me for several years and you don't even know this?"
"Yes, but."
"Okay, stop talking and listen to me. Remember, don't add too much. Brother and sister will foam up if they eat too much. If it's white, add some coloring and some essence. The fruit will look good. Do you understand!"
"I understand, I'll do it right away!"
"Wait a minute, I haven't finished speaking yet. I'm so worried. Remember, from now on, we'll call it the little pineapple from the Shemale Country. It's an imported product. The trace elements are a hundred times that of ordinary pineapples, and the selling price will triple. Remember. Are you staying?”
"Remember, remember!"
"Remember, why don't you hurry up and do it?"
It was another vivid performance that made all netizens depressed.
To put it bluntly, the sadness and sadness that I experienced in the past year are not as much as today.
If durian can be avoided by observing its appearance, what about this thing?
Why put cyclamate in it!
What is cyclamate? It’s an additive!
Who the hell can see this shit inside?
They originally thought that the reality was cruel enough, and everyone was ready to bear it. However, they never thought that the reality was much crueler than they imagined, and they couldn't bear it.
besides
Isn’t the anchor here to run for city tourism promotion ambassador? She’s so pretty, why did she turn into an anti-counterfeiting promotion conference?
If it weren't for the hot weather, netizens would even wonder if they were at the scene of 315.
I can't bear it, I can't bear it at all.
In the live broadcast room, some fans have begun to feel heartbroken.
After Zhao Feng's early visit, it can be expected that when these guys enter the supermarket or market in the future, they will definitely have a psychological shadow on the fruits on the stalls.
Are apples edible? Isn't it because they are so red?
Can bananas be eaten? Oh, I know this. It is said that these things are ripened with ethephon.
Can pears be eaten?
What about mangosteen?
Also, if the holes in fruits are so big, there must be holes in other fruits too.
The cucumber, so green, must have been painted with green paint, and the carrot, so red, has a smooth surface with no small bumps visible, must it have been soaked in potion.
For a moment, people were panicked.
Seeing the panic of these fans, Zhao Feng couldn't bear it and couldn't help but persuade them.
"You don't need to be frightened. I didn't mention it just now. Only big brothers and sisters can afford perfumed pineapples. We ordinary people can just eat some normal fruit."
"Don't food additives cost anything? It's okay for us ordinary people to eat some normal fruits. To put it bluntly, with the little money you spend, people don't mind adding things to it!"
He watered his own leeks and cared for his own grudges. Seeing that everyone had just given him so many small gifts, Zhao Feng still had to pay proper attention to them.
Who makes us soft-hearted! ! !
As expected, Zhao Feng's words had a great effect.
A group of fans in the live broadcast room breathed a sigh of relief after listening.
For the first time in my life, I felt inexplicably happy because I was poor.
After Zhao Feng reminded them, they realized that whether the durian mentioned by the anchor before or the so-called pineapple with perfume from the country of shemales, they were all luxury goods among fruits, and they were only eaten by rich people.
It's just that now, everyone knows that durian is delicious, and if you have money or no money, you will occasionally buy one and try it, so you ignore its own value.
Fruit worth more than 20 to 30 yuan per pound, no matter where it is placed, is not something ordinary people can afford to consume at will.
On the other hand, the rich people in the live broadcast room all looked bitter.
You know, Zhao Feng's live broadcast room is not just for poor people, but also for the big bosses of various brands who stay there, as well as the rich people who come here because of it.
They just wanted to have some fun. Who would have thought that one day they would end up eating melons on their own heads.
Thinking that I had spent a lot of money and thought that what I bought was a high-quality product, I never thought that it turned out to be junk food with a lot of additives.
What they thought was healthy food turned out to be worse than the KFC Wallace on the street. At least they tell you that clearly.
As soon as I thought of this, the big brothers and sisters on the live broadcast room felt as sick as if they had eaten flies, and they just wanted to say "fuck!" ! !
The atmosphere in the live broadcast room suddenly took a turn for the worse.
Looking at the dense comments on the public screen, these resentful people were as if they had eaten bee excrement, showing happiness visible on the screen. Zhao Feng couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth, revealing a wicked smile.
In his live broadcast room, everyone is treated equally. As a host, he upholds the concept of promoting positive energy, peace, justice and the rule of law.
It can't just be the rich and the top guys who get the joy of harvest, he must also let these resentful people also swim in the ocean of knowledge and feel the feeling of knowledge entering their brains.
"Ahem!"
A cough.
Everyone in the live broadcast room woke up instantly, like frightened horses. They hid behind the screen one by one, showing frightened expressions. They looked like, "What the hell do you want to say?"
Sensing the emotional changes of the fans, Zhao Feng smiled slightly, showed his white teeth, and spoke slowly in a gentle tone.
"Everyone has eaten lychee, right?"
"This thing is not expensive and can be consumed by ordinary people. It tastes good and is suitable for all ages. I believe this thing should be within the reach of everyone!"
The words fell.
"Gulu."
"Gulu."
The audience hiding behind the screen were so nervous that they were swallowing saliva like crazy. Their throats were shaking desperately. For some reason, when they heard Zhao Feng speak, they had a bad premonition reflexively.
"Do not say!"
"Please, anchor. Stop talking."
"Let me go, let the child go!"
"What's wrong with us? We just want to eat some cheap fruit. We already know it's fake. What else do you want? We can't afford a house or a car. We can only use this little money to buy some fruit. Eat, eat, you still say this."
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