I Asked You To Pick Up Rags, And You Picked Out Nuclear Bombs?
Chapter 47 Brother! The Grenade Really Explodes!
Wang Fan pointed at the camera and smiled playfully.
Studio.
Upon hearing this, fans and netizens breathed a sigh of relief.
Barrage after barrage, springing up like mushrooms after rain.
——[Damn it, it scared me to death. Any brother who was scared will get a deduction! 】
——[It turns out to be a simulation toy model...boring! 】
——[Does the photographer dare to make a fuss at this time? Let’s not talk about how good you can be. Just ask, will you get scolded? 】
——【摄影师爱了爱了,疯狂整节目效果,在挨揍边缘疯狂试探! 】
——[Okay, I’ll bet my girlfriend’s. If you can win three times, my girlfriend will give it to you! 】
——[Are you serious upstairs? If you say that, I will be excited! 】
——[Is it possible that his girlfriend is born angry? 】
The live broadcast room became active again.
Wang Fan started his performance.
Throw your arms away.
Learn the action of throwing grenades in the drama.
"Brothers, look at it!"
"First, let's pull the lead..."
Stab...
Wang Fan casually pulled out the lead.
Sizzle!
In an instant, the grenade fuse reacted for a while, and a "sizzling" burning sound came from inside.
"What the hell?"
"This simulation toy is quite realistic!"
Wang Fan grinned.
He admitted that for a moment he was frightened by the imitation grenade.
But now.
"Show time!"
"Watch me perform..."
Wang Fan tilted his body.
With a bang, the grenade came out of his hand.
Plop!
Due to gravity, the grenade pierced the water and entered...
Wang Fan scratched his head: "Family members, we..."
"Xiao Wangfan, are you looking for trouble?"
"We are fishing, who asked you to throw stones?"
Su Yun turned his head and raised his fist.
"Brother, what I threw was not a stone..."
"That is……"
Boom! ! !
Just heard a loud noise.
The slightly rippled water surface stirred up water waves more than two meters high!
Wow…
Water splashed everywhere.
A float placed in the water explodes to a height of more than two meters!
The huge explosion caused the ground on the shore to tremble slightly.
Su Yun, Deputy Director Zhang, Director Chen...
They were stunned.
Bah, bah, bah...
Several dying large grass carps were lying at my feet.
Just a few hits and he's dead...
"..."
Su Yun and the others were dumbfounded.
He was soaked in water and turned into a drowned rat.
now.
They want to know.
"What did you throw into the water?"
Wang Fan:? ? ?
"I……"
He opened his mouth, but couldn't speak for a long time.
Wang Fan's head was buzzing.
no?
Where am I?
Isn’t it a simulated grenade toy?
Why...exploded?
The big grass carp died after two flops on the ground.
Su Yun and three other people were soaked in the rain.
Dried and shredded fishing rod...
Then...that grenade is real! ?
That’s so damn true! ?
Photographer Wang Fan reacted.
His body trembled three times.
The corners of my eyes were misty, and I couldn't hold it back, so I cried...
"ah……"
Wang Fan burst into tears.
Su Yun, Deputy Director Zhang, and Director Chen were all confused.
"No? Why are you crying?"
"What did you throw into the river?"
Su Yun didn't understand.
Wang Fanqiang held on and was afraid: "Brother..."
"Just now, I...I accidentally threw a grenade!"
Three people:? ? ?
At this moment, live broadcast room.
There was a loud noise and water spray more than two meters high.
Hundreds of thousands of fans and netizens, the cerebellum has been shrunk!
——[? ? ? 】
——[Where is my water drift? What if the promise you made to show others is in vain? 】
--【asshole! It makes people pee their pants! 】
——[You are in vain, who asked you to throw bombs? 】
——[The simulated toy was promised, are you serious about being a photographer? 】
——[I’m sorry! 】
【Popularity】+1+1+1
【Popularity】+1+1+1
Su Yun, Deputy Director Zhang, and Director Chen looked at each other in confusion.
They were numbed by the loud noise.
Ignore the wet hair.
You look at me, I look at you...
The fishing rods were broken into pieces, grass carp flew around...
These are no longer important.
The important thing is: where did you get the grenade? ?
Wow!
At this time, several teams who heard the noise rushed over.
The scene was in a mess.
Officer Hong: "Deputy Director Zhang, Bureau Chen, aren't you fishing?"
"Why... you're just fishing, and you end up like this?"
Is this a war?
The fishing rods were broken into pieces...
"..."
Zhang Jianguo, Director Chen, remained silent.
Su Yun looked serious and asked solemnly.
"Xiao Wang, don't be joking!"
"This kind of thing is of great importance!"
As soon as these words came out.
Wang Fan, who was still crying one second, became angry the next second.
Pouting, he said: "Brother..."
"I'm not kidding."
"That was really a grenade just thrown!"
"and……"
"Brother, you caught it!"
Su Yun:? ? ?
Did I catch it?
When did I catch it?
You have thick eyebrows and big eyes, you are so fat, you have to provide evidence when you speak!
While talking.
Everyone present looked at the mud sack.
Wang Fan added: "Brother, I took it out here."
"I thought it was a simulation toy model..."
"I thought it was all in vain..."
"Brother, if you don't believe it, just take one out and try it!"
"Wow...Brother! You're scared to death...I'm scared!"
Wang Fan finished explaining.
No matter what, just hug Su Yun's thigh and cry.
The snot and the tears didn't look like they were just pretending.
Su Yun: "..."
what to do?
It seems that he caught this sack accidentally.
The fact was before his eyes, and he was a little panicked.
Oh shit.
I just want to catch a good fish.
Fishing for garbage is helpless enough...
Why, you caught a grenade! ?
It seemed that the atmosphere at the scene was not quite right.
Su Yun scratched his head and smiled awkwardly, then tentatively said: "Deputy Director Zhang, Director Chen..."
"You were all present just now."
"How about... you take it out and give it a try?"
Deputy Director Zhang:? ? ?
Director Chen:? ? ?
——[Regarding the words and deeds of the anchor, I summarize the following six points...]
——[Deputy Director Zhang: This young man is young and handsome, but why is he so evil-minded? 】
——[Director Chen: I asked you to fish, but you actually wanted to blow me up! ? 】
——[Police officers: Is it still too late to leave now? 】
--【oops! I asked why the beef didn’t taste good today. When I opened it, it turned out that it was all awesome! 】
——[Contestant No. 54 never raises idlers! I'm convinced! 】
——[Su Yun: Let me tell you a cold joke. If I get ruthless, I will explode! 】
——[Family members, today the anchor will perform for everyone, blow yourself up with a grenade! 】
——[Anchor, don’t be too outrageous! 】
The popularity of the live broadcast room skyrocketed!
And on the river bank...
The atmosphere was extremely tense.
Deputy Director Zhang swallowed hard.
He glanced at Su Yun fearfully.
Then he said: "Just to be on the safe side."
"Inform the relevant technical personnel to come and take a look!"
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