I Asked You To Pick Up Rags, And You Picked Out Nuclear Bombs?
Chapter 58 The Right Eyelid Is Twitching! Why Does This Feel So Familiar?
The technical department relies on data inference.
Brother Su Yun's hands... rely on ghosts and gods.
No, it's more evil than ghosts and gods...
Officer Hong suddenly shivered all over.
It's too late to stop it now.
"Old Xu, you are right."
"Technical departments can make mistakes..."
"But Brother Su Yun..."
"He never fails!"
He really picks up corpses!
He’s really into someone’s flesh!
He really pushes the cannon!
Focus on sincerity!
The main one is the one who dares to do it!
——[Looking at Officer Hong, he was frightened. 】
——[The anchor is indeed evil, I have to admit it. 】
--【snort! It's good to be able to launch a field cannon. Why, he can launch a second one? 】
——[Opening, opening! Is there anyone who always loses when betting on dogs? 】
…
The popularity of live broadcasts continues to soar.
So much so.
No. 1 on the hot search list: Contestant No. 54 Su Yun launches a field cannon!
Second on the hot search list: Contestant No. 54 Su Yun fished out a sack of grenades and bombs!
Third on the hot search list: Contestant No. 54 Su Yun’s program ranked first!
…
If only one person could dominate the screen.
That must be Su Yun.
Zeng said in the barrage comment area: That is a mysterious man!
There is a black market auction on the Internet: Contestant No. 54 Su Yun’s hands are worth up to 10 million!
That mediocre iron arm clamp costs 1 million!
Luokang, sold to the outside world, 800,000!
shoe……
clothing……
Anyway, as long as it's related to Su Yun.
All can attract attention.
Maybe even the program team didn't expect it.
A ragpicker.
The price will be so high!
In addition, Weibo dominates the top posts.
#According to reports from our reporter who has been intern for two and a half years, hundreds of scavengers appeared in Kyoto overnight, forming a team to pick up rags!
Will #pickup become mainstream in the future? Is scavenging really shameful?
#Some netizens discovered that the ragpicker organization is constantly expanding, and their gang leader is Contestant No. 54 Su Yun!
Below, please watch an interview with a reporter.
in video.
Five are tall and tall.
The beautiful woman with the temperament of a model holds an iron arm clamp.
Carrying the basket.
The leader is the one with black silk stockings.
Carrying a banner: Beauty Group!
The reporter quickly stepped forward: "Hello."
"Excuse me, how young are you?"
"Why pick up rags?"
"You obviously have a great youth."
"What's wrong?"
We reporters.
He is an outstanding student majoring in journalism who graduated from Qingbei Province.
He's very good at catching hot spots.
Five beauties.
He glanced at the reporter coldly...
That look.
Some don’t understand, some have doubts.
"Why pick up rags?"
"Do you even need to ask?"
"Of course I have faith in my heart..."
"Work 996, nine to five, working for capital?"
"I've long had enough of the feeling of being a social beast."
"What's wrong with picking up rags?"
“You can make a fortune by picking up rags!”
"That……"
The reporter has not finished speaking yet.
The five beauties pushed him away: "Get out of the way."
"You're blocking us from picking up rags!"
Far away.
Watching five young beauties picking up rags.
The visual impact is very strong.
However……
at this time.
The phone ringtone of the leading beauty in black stockings rang.
Just listen, the beauty in black stockings said very happily.
"Yeah?"
"Is there another girl who graduated from Qingbei Ph.D. who wants to join us?"
"Welcome, welcome, of course..."
"Come to me now."
"I will distribute equipment to you when you get there."
reporter:"……"
The video is almost over here.
Although it seems a bit incomplete...
but.
The photographer finally recorded the scene.
Netizens clearly noticed that the reporter cried.
This video has been widely circulated on the Internet.
The barrage and comment section have terrifyingly exceeded 10 million!
——[Are all female doctors in North America in the Qing Dynasty picking up rags? I'm a fucking college student, and what the hell did I do! 】
——[According to the latest expert statistics: Picking up rags has become a new form of entertainment for young people! 】
——[Has the Beggar Clan flourished? 】
——[Start picking up rags at a young age and avoid fifty years of detours! 】
——[That man’s influence is too great...]
…
Along with self-media bloggers and netizens, Su Yun's deeds were edited into videos.
Played in all kinds of fancy ways.
"The Strongest Challenger" program headquarters.
The heads and heads of various departments looked cold.
They all rushed to the chief director's office.
"Director, Contestant No. 99 is in trouble!"
"He watched those videos on the Internet, and he felt inferior..."
"We hired a psychologist to give him a preliminary diagnosis: mild depression!"
"Director, there are nearly 20 contestants on my side, No. 235, No. 333, etc., and similar situations are occurring!"
"I asked...these players are autistic."
"This is what they said: How can I be the opponent of player No. 54!?"
Just imagine.
A rag picker is more outstanding than those white-collar workers and gold-collar workers in other industries.
What the hell, everyone has to doubt themselves, right?
The chief director rubbed his eyebrows and had a headache.
"Have any of these contestants said they want to quit the show?"
"No!"
Several department heads said with strange expressions.
"These autistic players were fucked..."
"Not only do they have no intention of quitting."
"Instead, I started to idolize player No. 54..."
"they said……"
"Since you can't beat it, then choose to join!"
Chief Director: "..."
…
Contestant No. 54, Su Yun live broadcast room.
Popularity, the number of online viewers, exceeded the 1 million mark.
The flow of people is furious.
It brings all kinds of barrages.
——[Newcomer, come and report! 】
——[Contestant No. 54 never raises idlers! 】
——[Is our gang leader here? I have a date to talk to him about. 】
——[Little fat man, please move your little chubby face away, I want to see Su Yun! 】
——[The market is open, the market is open, buy it and leave it, buy it and leave it! 】
--【good! I bet on the atomic bomb! 】
--【good! I bet on UFO alien spacecraft! 】
——[I don’t believe anyone can launch a cannon, it must be a coincidence...]
Photographer Wang Fan stood on the river bank.
Seeing that the live broadcast room is getting more and more lively.
I feel happy, just follow my brother and hang out...
"Lao Hong."
"Brother Su Yun has been down there for a while."
"He's not going to drown himself, is he?"
"Would you like to send someone down to take a look..."
Xu Tianlong, the captain of the special police team, asked.
Gululu...
It was at this time.
The surface of the calm river began to churn...
Fish and shrimp jumping, water snakes, eels...
Various river creatures began to flee towards the shore!
It's like being attacked by a savage beast or natural enemy.
Boom!
The vibrations grew louder and louder.
The river water is getting turbid.
shore.
Hundreds of people crowded around and watched helplessly...
It seems like something big is coming out!
"What's going on? An earthquake?"
"There are so many fish and shrimps, they are all jumping to the shore!"
"Will the river bank collapse?"
Everyone looked horrified.
Upon seeing this, Officer Hong's head was full of black lines.
The corners of his lips twitched because of shock.
I can't stop trembling...
Oh shit.
What's going on with this familiar feeling?
Why does this scene seem familiar to me?
Why?
My right eyelid keeps beating like crazy?
No way?
No way?
Brother Su Yun, don’t mess with me!
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