I Asked You To Pick Up Rags, And You Picked Out Nuclear Bombs?

Early next morning.

Longhai City Police Department, Armed Forces Department and other departments.

Jointly issued multiple official emergency announcements.

A major arsenal was discovered in #野河 and has been resolved!

#The incident has been handed over to relevant military departments for management!

#Arms is not a trivial matter. I hope that all netizens can learn from the person responsible for the crime, Mr. Su. (PS: Important reminder: learn its spirit! Don’t learn its behavior!)

#野河 is in a state of blockade and alert. Local residents in Longhai City are requested not to approach easily...

#Major statement: Arms and weapons are contraband in China! The danger is extremely high!

For the sake of the general public and the safety of most residents, please stay away from flammable and explosive items.

Do this: If you are in doubt, go to the police; if you are in trouble, go to the police...

Here: Longhai City Police and the Armed Forces Department would like to express our gratitude to Mr. Su for his heroic performance!

One by one, one by one.

The authority of the official announcement is beyond doubt.

Once again, Su Yun topped the hot search list.

Many netizens commented one after another.

——[Su Yun is the most fierce man I have ever seen in my life! 】

——[Is that No. 54? Dominating the rankings every day! 】

——[When will he be able to seriously pick up rags for once? That would really be a highlight of the show! 】

——[Isn’t Su Banxian’er broadcasting yet? 】

——[Since watching Su Banxian’s live broadcast, my waist no longer hurts, my legs no longer feel sore, and I have never been constipated when I pooped! 】

…

The time came to seven o'clock in the morning.

The system sign-in prompt sounded on time.

【Ding! Sign in successfully! 】

[Today’s entertainment tips are as follows...]

[Put aside your personal qualities and enjoy a wicked life! 】

[Refuse to be mentally exhausted and go crazy if something happens! 】

【Ding! Today’s sign-in reward: good looks +5! Strength +2! 】

[Today’s fortune prediction: Little good luck and little bad luck! 】

good!

Su Yun looked in the mirror: He has become so handsome again.

There is no way, God will give him food, and he just relies on his talent.

Hmm...the fortune is a little good and a little bad, but it's still acceptable.

After all, we are the ones who have weathered the great omens of disaster.

Get up, wash up...

When he opened the door, he found Wang Fan, a fat man, squatting on the toilet and playing with his mobile phone.

Looking up, the two looked at each other.

"ah!"

"Who are you?"

"Where's my brother?"

"Who let you in?"

Su Yun: "..."

Are you so handsome that you don’t recognize me?

Isn't it?

Is it so exaggerated?

Appearance +3.

The bridge of the nose is higher, the eyes are bigger, the skin is better...

Not like me?

Boom, boom, boom.

Officer Hong knocked on the door and walked into the resettlement house.

The moment he saw Su Yun's handsome face, he was equally stunned.

Boy, I haven’t seen you all night, are you handsome again?

Put down the buns and porridge and sit on the chair.

"Eat, Director Chen asked me to bring you breakfast."

"After eating, we'll hit the road..."

Um?

Su Yun and Wang Fan looked at each other.

The bun that was about to be delivered to my mouth suddenly lost its flavor.

Wang Fan cried with a chubby face.

"Officer Hong, what about it?"

"Are you in such a hurry to send us on our way?"

"My brother caught the arms, it has nothing to do with me..."

"Besides, aren't arms and weapons already dealt with by relevant departments?"

I know they misunderstood.

Officer Hong smiled and said, "What are you thinking about?"

"Director Chen has something to say to Brother Su Yun."

"It has nothing to do with you little fat guy."

…

Longhai City Police Chief’s Office.

The moment Su Yun stepped into the room.

Deputy Director Zhang and Director Chen stood up at the same time.

His eyes were fixed on Su Yun's white hands.

See nothing... Phew...

Then he sat down safely.

He said bluntly: "Brother Su Yun, sit down."

"I called you here early in the morning because I have a reward for you."

Award?

Su Yun said nothing, and listened carefully with his ears raised.

"Is such that……"

"Yesterday, an arsenal was indeed fished out from the bottom of the Yehe River."

"After you set the pace, we dug out a total of twelve field artillery pieces, eight mortars, five rocket launchers, rifles, heavy machine guns, and countless bullets..."

"According to relevant departments, experts accurately analyzed."

"It was buried here by a certain Sunset Army during the war decades ago."

"The danger is quite high!"

"No one has noticed it for decades..."

"The Ministry of Armed Forces has mentioned that they will give you a cash reward of 100,000 yuan for your bravery."

"Our police department will apply for another second-class heroic merit for you!"

"How is it? Are you satisfied?"

A cash reward of 100,000 yuan, plus personal second-class merit...

Good guy.

Needless to say, the cash reward of 100,000 yuan in front is real.

This person has second-class merit! ?

It’s not that easy to award!

Don't say anything else.

Just give me a second-class personal merit.

My name is written on the first page of the family tree.

Not too much?

Su Yun readily agreed.

I managed it yesterday despite some bad luck.

No reason to refuse.

Before leaving.

Deputy Director Zhang stood up slowly with a smile.

He said tentatively: "Brother Su Yun..."

"Uncle, as an elder, I want to ask you for a favor."

"If we participate in the program, we will participate in the program well."

"Aren't we just rag pickers?"

"From now on, when we pick up rags, we will pick them up carefully..."

"We won't pick up those messy things."

"Be good...obey..."

"OK?"

Su Yun:? ? ?

What words!

How do you feel that he really wants to pick something up?

Count on your fingers.

Has he been exposed to rain and dew since he started picking up rags? ?

The corpse was not what he wanted to pick up, and the arms was not what he wanted to pick up...

I really don’t want to pick it up.

The key is, that thing is so cheap, it just hits my hand!

never mind……

If you say too much, it will be bitter tears, and no one can understand it.

Leave the director's office.

Ding dong!

Huawei mate60 mobile phone pops up text message reminder.

Bank number ××× received cash of 100,000 yuan!

How timely.

Ding dong!

At this time, a message popped up on the prestige page.

"Brother, do you want to have a fight tonight? Let's have a fight!"

Um?

Su Yun didn't even know when a woman named Bingbing appeared on the prestige signal?

He talks in a coquettish way.

After each paragraph, is there a picture of a bikini?

Being so big and white...that brat Wang Fan must have done it.

Jingle Bell!

Just when I was about to delete this ice woman.

A call came from an unknown number.

"Hello?"

"Cough cough cough..."

The chief director of the program group on the other side of the phone coughed and cleared his throat.

As soon as he heard it was Su Yun, his body immediately stood up.

"Su Yun..."

"Have you eaten in the morning? Are you tired?"

"Should I arrange a few days' rest for you?"

This voice is almost flattering. It should be the chief director, right?

That's right, only the chief director has the right to give contestants special days off in the show.

After thinking for a while, Su Yun said: "Director, if you have anything to say, please speak directly."

"What's going on?"

Chief Director: "Hey..."

"It's nothing."

"Isn't our show extremely popular recently?"

"I want to discuss something with you."

"We didn't say we would give you 5% of the profit dividend before. Now, the program team plans to increase it to 10%."

"in addition……"

"Director, I want to ask you something."

"That's it...when we broadcast live..."

"Can you, please, restrain yourself a little bit..."