I Asked You To Pick Up Rags, And You Picked Out Nuclear Bombs?

At six o'clock in the morning, the sky turned white.

The bright sky is full of chaos.

online.

Media reporters rushed to report the breaking news.

The case of defrauding the alliance is already at the level of a depth bomb if you look at the country.

Thousands of victims, countless families who have been defrauded and mutilated.

Now, at dawn, that man single-handedly defeated an entire fraud alliance.

Daily Express: "The latest news today. Yesterday, the Longhai City Police Department cracked a major fraud case. This has led to hundreds of fraud alliances at home and abroad!"

Three and a half years of news: "Domestic police departments attach great importance to this fraud alliance case! It is predicted that they will reach a consensus on cooperation with foreign police."

Quick report: "As far as we know, the hero who solved this major case is a contestant on a variety show!"

…

Various news and broadcasts began to gain momentum.

Every time you open an article, in addition to the high like rate.

The most noticeable thing is the netizens who make conspicuous comments in the comment area.

--【Yo? Is my brother number one on the hot search list again today? 】

——[Brothers have made their mark, Brother Su has been selected as a hero by the official media! 】

——[Sigh...Why do these officials look like they have never seen the world? Isn’t this what I, Brother Su, am doing? 】

——[It’s great to see Brother Su’s report as soon as you open your eyes! 】

——[I love Su Yun! Let me emphasize again: Su Yun is my husband! 】

——[Brothers, let’s place bets. What are you betting on today? 】

The comment area is full of topics related to Su Yun.

The level of popularity.

As a result, the Yangma official commented: "I am a Chinese... man should be like this!"

A short sentence, showing affirmation and recognition.

Su Yun's name has become popular on all major short video social platforms.

The click rate of this name exceeded 10 million+...

The famous General MacArthur commented: "Give him an iron arm clamp and a basket at the beginning, and he can pick out corpses, he can pick out arsenals..."

"If I were asked to choose my opponent, I would definitely not choose Su Yun!"

Self-media bloggers rush to comment and like.

Even some directors and screenwriters...

Regarding breaking the fraud alliance this time.

I plan to make a popular movie with Su Yun as the protagonist...

——[A hundred flowers bloom and a hundred schools of thought contend! 】

——[Except for the Tang Dynasty, I have not seen such a prosperous age for a long time! 】

——[That man, why hasn’t it started broadcasting yet? 】

——[I get a toothache just thinking about my brother Su sleeping in the same bed as a fat guy! 】

——[Brother Su’s face is absolutely poisonous. If I don’t look at it for a day, I feel uncomfortable all over! 】

——[Congratulations to Brother Su for winning the latest title: Godfather of Anti-Fraud! 】

——[If you don’t take action, that’s it. Once you take action, you’ll be at the peak! 】

…

Just half an hour.

The show hasn't even started yet, but the popularity has already reached 90 million!

Breaking through 100 million soon!

Program headquarters.

The director dragged his exhausted body.

I came to the office early in the morning and saw that they were hot searches again.

There was no smile on his face.

It's impossible to laugh at all.

In the past, I was scrambling to be on trending searches.

Now it's fear, fear...

High popularity, high attention...

It's okay if nothing happens, but if something happens, it's all over!

"Director, Ancestors hasn't started broadcasting yet."

"Logically, he will start broadcasting at around seven o'clock or close to eight o'clock."

"Um……"

The director nodded, and then asked: "Let all departments be prepared."

"Notify the medical team and the ambulance tank is full."

"Also, quick-acting heart-saving pills, one bottle for each person!"

After saying that, the director sat on his chair and took a deep breath.

"Okay, comrades."

"Get ready for a new battle..."

…

Resettlement house.

The time came to seven o'clock in the morning.

Su Yun opened his eyes, and the familiar mechanical sound still echoed in his mind.

【Ding! Sign in successfully today! 】

[Tips for today’s happiness: Rather than embarrass yourself, it’s better to embarrass others! 】

[Without morality, you will not be kidnapped! 】

[Reward for successful sign-in: Strength +2! Wisdom +2! 】

[Today’s fortune prediction: good luck and bad luck! 】

[Today’s special reward (lucky wheel): come and choose one, I wish you a fortune! 】

Su Yun was shaken all over and lost all sleep.

Fortune telling: good luck and bad luck?

It's still acceptable, as long as it's not a serious crime...

The reward for signing in is increased strength and wisdom.

The special reward is the lucky wheel?

The system was pretty fancy today.

In the sea of ​​knowledge.

A turntable, a pointer...

Divided into ten grids, each represents ten special rewards.

Su Yun took a quick look: His whole body has grown by 10 centimeters!

wild!

The second one: Grandmaster fighting skills!

The third one: 100%, take the sword with bare hands!

…

Ten in total, a mess with everything.

Anyway, the system rewards should not be wasted.

Even if some of them are inappropriate, wouldn’t it be better to just give up at the worst possible outcome?

"System, start transferring!"

Rumble...

The turntable began to rotate at high speed, and when Su Yun said "stop"

The hands slowly paused.

Finally, under Su Yun’s incredulous look.

Fall in the "Ten Thousand Words" reward!

[Ten Thousand Languages: Know ten thousand languages, speak ten thousand languages! 】

? ? ?

What Gou Ba skills?

The system didn't even give an explanation.

However, fortunately, Su Yun can make some guesses.

Maybe it has something to do with language, and I am also more sensitive to sounds.

Just like now.

The fat Wang Fan was lying on the bed sleeping, grinding his teeth.

Su Yun could tell whether the fat man's teeth were healthy.

Go to the toilet and wash up briefly.

Fatty Wang Fan set up a camera and started broadcasting.

--【husband! I miss you so much after not seeing you for a day! 】

——[Brother Su, shall we go to the military area to pick up nuclear bombs today? 】

——[Little girl selling nuclear bombs: Huh? QWhat about me, right? 】

——[Don’t have high expectations, the previous few times were just coincidences! 】

——[To be honest, where is the better place to chase stars than to chase Brother Su? 】

——[These days, it’s not that you can’t chase celebrities, but it’s more cost-effective to chase Brother Su! 】

——[Brother Su is so popular, why not make your debut right now! 】

…

We had breakfast with Officer Hong and the others in the cafeteria.

Lieutenant Colonel Zheng Jianfeng and Teacher Huang are also there.

"This is the last meal at the police station."

"After taking care of the funeral affairs later, we will hit the road..."

One morning.

Director Chen and Deputy Director Zhang were both presiding over the meeting.

The next matter of defrauding the alliance will keep them busy for a while.

Finally it was noon and I didn't have a bite of food.

Lieutenant Colonel Zheng Jianfeng was about to take Su Yun away.

Get on the off road army truck.

"Rumble" The moment the engine started and left the police station gate.

Surroundings, main streets, sidewalks…

There were so many passers-by holding Su Yun's headshots to support and send him off.

Everyone has a smile on their face.

They were expressing their gratitude to Su Yun in their own way.

No one is hosting, no one is organizing...

It is very rare for people to do something spontaneously.

Zheng Jianfeng smiled and said: "Slow down a little."