I Asked You To Pick Up Rags, And You Picked Out Nuclear Bombs?

Military canteen.

Among the crowd of uniformed military uniforms, there were two casual outfits that stood out.

in particular.

Their table was not only accompanied by Zheng Jianfeng, a two-star and two-star lieutenant colonel.

There was also a little milk cat, standing on the table, holding a milk bottle that was about the same height as itself with its front paws.

"Bah, bah, bah!" You can suck hard, and you can tell at a glance that you are starving...

"Brother, did this little thing escape from starvation?"

"Or have you never had enough to eat since birth?"

"This big bottle of goat's milk will be consumed soon!"

Wang Fan pouted.

The little guy felt like he was here to grab food.

Su Yun didn't take it seriously and said with a smile: "It's time for the body to grow, let it drink."

"As long as it is obedient, we will not lift its milk bottle..."

Wang Fan: "..."

Suddenly there is an extra little guy vying for favor, which is very unpleasant.

Bracing up his courage, Wang Fan said mischievously: "Come on, little guy, call him daddy!"

Su Yun:......

Zheng Jianfeng:......

The live broadcast room exploded with millions of fans and netizens.

——[Fat man, why don’t you die! 】

——[You take advantage of the little guy? 】

——[You are so thick-skinned... Come on, little guy, call me daddy! Dad gives you candy! 】

——[The little guy looks so cute drinking milk, take a screenshot! 】

…

The little guy ignored Wang Fan and continued to drink milk seriously.

Wang Fan rolled his eyes abruptly: "Beasts are just beasts, they can't understand human words..."

However.

The words have not yet finished.

The little guy who was concentrating on drinking milk immediately opened his pink mouth.

"Ooooooooooooo".

Su Yun understood this and said, "Fat man, the little guy is scolding you!"

"cut……"

"I don't believe it."

"What if it's unresponsive and calls me daddy?"

"Pfft..."

Hearing Fatty's understanding, Su Yun really couldn't hold it back.

"Brother...why are you laughing?"

"You let it shout, and it will scold you..."

"If you don't believe me, try it..."

Just try it.

Su Yun really wanted to win.

Said: "Come on, little guy, call daddy to listen..."

The little guy was stunned.

Then, he opened his little mouth and screamed "ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo".

This time, Su Yun understood.

Indeed, he was calling "Dad..."

Quite smart!

Su Yun said again: "Come, shake hands!"

The little guy tentatively raised his left forelimb.

Su Yun: "Call..."

The little guy's voice was loud and clear.

For a while.

Zheng Jianfeng:? ? ?

Wang Fan:? ? ?

What the hell! ?

How old is this little thing?

It’s less than a month, what do you say it will do?

Although a bit tentative and a bit hesitant...

However, this little guy really understood what Su Yun said!

Wang Fan emo.

Is it possible that we don’t speak the same language?

Zheng Jianfeng is a lieutenant colonel.

After living for so many years, this was the first time he saw such a scene.

It's not like he hasn't seen animals on the mountain before.

Wildness is their nature...

But when it comes to Su Yun, how do you tell it to be done?

——[Damn it! Brother Su, you are an animal trainer! ? 】

——[No, even my top animal trainers will be defeated! 】

——[This little thing can be so obedient in less than a month, even its own father may not be able to do it! 】

——[I didn’t realize that Brother Su still has this ability? 】

——[Oh, this is good! Brother Su, I am a huge fan. My son is two years old and he is disobedient. Please give him a lesson! 】

——[Brother Su! My boyfriend hasn’t been home all day, please let me have a look...]

--【elder brother! My girlfriend, look...I will send it to you when...]

…

Even Su Yun himself didn't expect it.

The little guy is so obedient!

Not bad……

Watching the little guy drink milk obediently.

Su Yun didn't bother either.

at last.

Until there was no one in the cafeteria.

The little guy drank two large bottles of goat's milk, and his belly was as bulging as a rubber ball.

Then, as soon as he lays down his head, he eats and goes to sleep.

When asked to put it in the basket, the little guy immediately refused...

Su Yun must hold it personally!

Very clingy...

No matter what, it's not a problem for Su Yun to hug him all the time.

The trouser pockets are large, just perfect for little ones.

…

It’s time for evening training.

Lieutenant Colonel Zheng Jianfeng randomly selected a class of elite soldiers and personally led the training.

"Okay! Practice more tonight!"

"Five-kilometer cross-country with heavy loads!"

"any questions!?"

The ten people were ready to go and looked determined.

"no problem!"

Zheng Jianfeng: "Let me see your determination..."

Ten people worked together.

Immediately start following the cross-country route with weights.

"Five kilometers, I love you..."

The voice is loud and has an accent.

Su Yun accompanied Zheng Jianfeng on the off-road vehicle.

They followed the whole process.

Sit in the car.

Su Yun felt firsthand: the unique vitality of soldiers.

Be strong and have no regrets...

——[Don’t brag or brag, it’s really admirable! 】

——[I can feel the passion even through the screen! 】

——[Light up, brothers! 】

——[I kicked away my girlfriend who was making noises next to me and did fifty push-ups with her! 】

——[I woke up my sleeping boyfriend and took him on a ten-kilometer night run! 】

--【good! You all play like this, right? I couldn't get out of bed in one breath...]

--【good! I'm going to take a walk around the snack street... and spend fifty yuan! 】

…

Wherever the off-road vehicle passed, dust flew up.

The ten soldiers in the vanguard squad in front were running at a certain speed in such an environment.

Previously, Su Yun asked Brother Zheng Jianfeng.

Ten people, each carrying about 13 kilograms.

Specified completion time: within 25 minutes.

Anyone who exceeds 25 minutes will have to start over...

That is such a rigorous training method.

Only in this way can the soldiers develop super physical fitness.

Su Yun touched his eight-pack abs, plus his tendons...

His various physical attributes have been enhanced countless times by the system.

There is no guarantee how good I will be in the five-kilometer cross-country race with heavy loads.

But, at least it can be done easily in 20 minutes.

well……

Is this what it feels like to be a dick?

…

The five-kilometer cross-country run with weights quickly reached the halfway point.

It only took ten soldiers about ten minutes.

There are still two and a half kilometers to go.

Finished in 25 minutes, it should be no problem...

Zheng Jianfeng was sitting in the passenger seat.

He seemed to have thought of something and looked at Su Yun.

Said: "Brother Su Yun, how do you feel?"

"Have you ever thought about joining the army?"

"I'll leave it to you today."

"As long as you want, I can arrange for you to come in immediately..."

"With all your qualities and abilities, I believe that sooner or later, you will be able to reach my position!"

A lieutenant colonel with two bars and two stars! ?

Su Yun could clearly sense the sincerity of brother Zheng Jianfeng.

He really wants to join the army.

Su Yun opened his mouth...

Before he could say his rejection.

Suddenly, the off-road vehicle brakes suddenly!

"There is a situation!!!"

The ten cross-country runners in front immediately tensed up.

Take off your equipment and stand ready!