I asked you to play the dungeon, but you are here to raise the BOSS?

“Where does the dog go!”

The real Li Kui who came later was obviously an irritable old man. When he saw the strong man with an ax running away, he became furious.

Amidst the roar, Li Kui's pace quickened a little more, bringing flying sand and rocks along the way.

At first glance, it looked like a black whirlwind blowing from the ground.

Well, it's just the wrong name, not the wrong nickname.

There was originally a gap of more than half a mile between the two, but in less than two minutes Li Kui had caught up with the strong man holding the axe.

Amidst the fierce shouting, Li Kui raised his casserole-sized fist and hit the strong man on the head.

"Don't bully others too much!"

The strong man turned pale with fright, suppressed the fear in his heart, gritted his teeth, pulled out the ax from his waist, and slashed at Li Kui's arm with his backhand.

His arm strength is pretty good, more or less equivalent to a few ocean horses.

This axe is very heavy, and when struck with the axe, it is extremely powerful.

"I bullied your mother!"

Li Kui became more and more angry, and raised his fist to block the axe.

Amidst the dull collision, the whizzing ax struck Li Kui's arm, splashing a few sparks, and then froze in mid-air.

"You! Big...Uncle..."

The strong man holding the ax was dumbfounded, trembling all over and speechless.

"I am your ancestor!"

Li Kui stretched out his five fingers and squeezed hard.

In an instant, Li Kui's right arm swelled up as if it had been inflated, and it was full of tendon meat.

The strong man holding the ax went numb, unable to hold the ax, and flew away, landing far away on the ground.

"..."

The strong man was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly pulled out another ax with his left hand and struck Li Kui's neck.

"Well done!"

Li Kui's neck shrank slightly, he rounded his arms and slapped the axe.

The ax was whipped dozens of meters away, and the strong man holding the ax spurted blood from his mouth. He staggered and fell to the ground, and then Li Kui stepped on his chest with a familiar foot.

"Being able to block an ax with just your body is quite impressive..."

At the corner of the mountain road, Lin Xuan glanced at the aggressive Li Kui and nodded slightly.

Li Kui's comprehensive strength probably belongs to the second echelon of Liangshan.

There is indeed little advantage against masters, and his hand-to-hand combat ability is average. He can't even defeat the faceless Jiao Ting who is famous for wrestling with his bare hands.

But when this guy meets a soldier, he kills people like mowing grass.

Holding the ax and charging forward, it is a bloody storm.

Of course, the original Water Margin is relatively low-key.

Li Kui also needs Bao Xu, Xiang Chong, and Li Gun to lead five hundred players to help him cover his defense, so that he can fully utilize his offensive power.

Nowadays, the spiritual energy recovery seems to have improved significantly, making Li Kui's defense far better than the original.

Yaocai is more flexible...

"There are no traces of the circulation of Gang Qi. It must be either hard work or just rough skin and thick flesh..."

Ah Qing covered his temples and looked a little confused: "Are ordinary people in this world so powerful?"

"After all, he is also the reincarnation of the Demon Star. It's hard to say whether he is a human being. He is definitely not an ordinary person."

Lin Xuan smiled: "Go over and say hello to him and ask him something."

"I feel like this person is too straight-minded and not easy to communicate with..."

Ah Qing's smile was a bit cunning: "You are not as rough as a rough guy, but you can actually become the head of Liangshan. Do others admire you?"

"Whether or not you accept it is not decided by comparing who is rough..."

"Besides, there are indeed a lot of rough guys in the village. But if the boss is also rough, that's the end of it..."

Lin Xuan said speechlessly: "At least it should be thick where it should be thick and thin where it should be thin."

"Then where should you be rough?"

"...Let's go over and take a look first. I just want to ask Li Kui."

"Okay, give me a hand."

***

"You bitch, do you recognize me? Why do you assume my name and do these harmful things!"

Li Kui looked back and saw Lin Xuan approaching slowly.

He didn't bother to pay attention and continued to curse at the strong man holding the axe.

"Grandpa, please forgive me!"

The strong man holding the ax felt like he was going to be stepped on, so he forced a smile and said: "The villain's surname is also Li, and his nickname is Li Gui. He is also my grandfather's family. If grandpa spares the villain's life, the villain will Recognize grandpa as grandpa.”

"Um?"

Li Kui was stunned for a moment and cursed: "Go away and stop being friends with grandpa. Grandpa asked you why you are taking my name and harming people here?"

"Well..., even the gods and ghosts are afraid of me when I mention my grandpa's name. So I used my grandpa's name and randomly cut paths here to help my grandpa accumulate some virtue."

"Help me accumulate virtue?"

"But when a lonely guest passed by and heard my grandpa's name, he naturally left his luggage and ran away. The little one can't be considered harmful."

Li Gui rolled his eyes: "Originally, the villain was here to rob the road, and when he encountered the guests, he would inevitably fight with each other, and death and injury were inevitable. Now, by mentioning Grandpa's name, the guests can save their lives, and the villain can also take some money and live in peace for the whole family. , I have to thank you, grandpa, inside and out, your merits are truly immeasurable!”

"...Is this the truth?"

Li Kui's mind was a little unable to turn around, and he subconsciously relaxed a little: "So, the master has done a good thing?"

"That's right, of course it is!"

Li Gui was overjoyed and said with a flattering smile: "My grandpa is actually a Buddha in thousands of families, and he even begged me to spare my life. When my grandpa returned to the village and told the leaders about this, who among the top and bottom leaders wouldn't admire my grandpa?" "

"There is some truth in what you say."

Li Kui thought for a long time, and a smile gradually appeared on his rough face: "Hahaha! Who am I, Tieniu, how can I be worthy of being admired by all my brothers?"

"No..."

Ah Qing was speechless for a while: "Silly man, this person is playing tricks on you, do you really believe it?"

"Tricking me?"

Li Kui felt a little irritated and stared: "Little girl, how did this person play tricks on me? If you can't make sense, I will beat...beat your husband-in-law."

"It really brings disaster to Chiyu..."

Lin Xuan smiled faintly and was too lazy to answer the question.

Naturally, he came here to ask about Liangshan's situation.

But now that there is an outsider like Li Gui, it is a bit inconvenient.

It won't be too late to wait until this guy is dealt with.

"You can't beat my husband."

Seeing that Lin Xuan did not object, Ah Qing felt a little happy, and said with a smile: "This person used your name to steal people's luggage here, and the robbed guests will think that it was you who were stupid. Those people go back It would be weird if I didn’t scold you to death, why should I thank you by pointing at others?”

"Nonsense! Grandpa Li, don't listen to this little girl's nonsense!"

Li Gui's face changed drastically, he glanced at Ah Qing with an extremely malicious look, and hurriedly begged for mercy.

"Hmph! Damn it, it seems like this is true!"

Li Kui's figure flashed, and he picked up an ax like a strong wind, and stepped back on Li Gui who was struggling to get up: "You are ruining my reputation, learn how to use two axes, and eat one of my axes."

"Don't!"

Li Gui hurriedly apologized: "Grandpa, if you kill one of me, you will kill two of me!"

"Huh? How come if I kill one of you, I'll kill both of you?"

Li Kui was stunned again, stopped his hand, and asked suspiciously: "Is it possible that you are also pregnant with a child?"

"..."

Lin Xuan was speechless for a while and shook his head secretly.

Therefore, it is more troublesome to use tricks against such reckless people.

Many times, normal people's thinking simply cannot match the opposite brain circuit.

"The villain didn't dare to cut the path because he had a ninety-year-old mother at home with no one to support him."

"That's why the villain came up with this strategy, grabbing some single parcels to support his mother. In fact, he never dared to harm anyone."

Li Gui ignored his complaints and hurriedly cried: "Now that grandpa has killed this villain, my mother must be starved to death."

"This..., I came home specially to pick up my mother. If I kill a person who raises my mother, heaven and earth will not bless me."

Li Kui looked a little moved: "Come on, come on! I'll spare your life."

"Don't be in a hurry to let me go, you black guy."

Lin Xuan smiled: "Ask him, how old was his mother when she gave birth to him?"

"How old are you? Why are you asking this? Huh?"

Li Kui looked down at Li Gui and became furious: "You are not even thirty yet. Could it be that your mother must have been in her sixties to give birth to you?"

"Grandpa, grandpa, spare your life!"

Li Gui was shocked and said with a forced smile: "Maybe I misremembered my age."

"Hmph! I heard you were so skillful in what you said just now. You must have prepared it a long time ago."

"He has done many evil things, and he has repeatedly entertained the master. He deserves to die!"

Li Kui stopped listening to his sophistry and stepped down hard.

Li Gui screamed, and several of his ribs were broken and inserted into his heart and lungs.

Within a moment, he vomited blood and died.

"The old gentleman always said that I was careless and reckless, and I almost fell into the trap of that thief just now. Thank you both for telling me."

Li Kui looked at Ah Qing's chic and bright look, and seemed a little embarrassed. He pulled off Li Gui's clothes and put them on himself, then bowed his hands and saluted.

The posture is actually quite standard.

"We are all brothers, so there is no need to be polite."

Lin Xuan's thoughts moved slightly and he returned the salute: "The old gentleman you are talking about, is his surname Huang Mingshang?"

"My own brother? Your surname is Li too? Huh? That's not right!"

Li Kui touched his head and wondered: "Mr. Huang won't let us say his name, how can outsiders know about it."

"I haven't been back to Liangshan for a while, but I shouldn't be considered an outsider yet."

"What you said is funny! Although I am reckless, I have been in Liangshan for two or three years, so I still can't recognize my brothers."

Li Kui looked worried: "Tell me, what is your surname, and what is your name in the world?"

"My surname is Lin Mingxuan."

Lin Xuan flicked his sleeves and said calmly: "I haven't traveled around the world for several years, so let's not mention the nickname I used to have."

Strictly speaking, Lin Xuan still had the nickname "Ba Dao" at the beginning.

However, at that time, it was just for gaining reputation, so I took it casually.

Now that times have changed, Lin Xuan feels a subtle sense of shame when he thinks of this nickname.

As a person who is about to become an immortal...

This nickname is completely black history.

Must be cut!

Suddenly, Lin Xuan also understood the pain of "Thunder Sword Mad Monk and Mang King Kong".

"Lin Xuan? Up and down Mount Liang, how often have we been like this... eh?"

Li Kui suddenly trembled, with a shocked look in his eyes: "You...are you Ba, Ba Dao brother?"

"...Probably so."

"After my two brothers killed the dog thieves Cai Jing and Gao Qiu, there has been no news for these years. All the heads of the family miss my brother very much."

"I think about what happened to my brother in the past. I drank hundreds of bottles of wine alone. I wish I could be a part of it. I didn't expect to see you today... huh?"

Li Kui looked excited and wanted to bow down.

Suddenly, the corner of Li Kui's eye drifted to Li Gui...

Li Kui seemed to have thought of something. He was slightly startled and hesitated to speak.

"Are you worried that I am also a Xibei?"

Lin Xuan laughed and said, "When I left, I left a few secret codes with Lao Huang. You can ask them."

"Then I won't be polite."

Li Kui looked around and whispered, "My Shuipo Liangshan is also known as Peach Blossom Island. What is the secret code of our sect?"

"The shadow of peach blossoms falls and the flying sword flies. The tide of the blue sea rises and the jade flute is played."

"Yes, yes! Brother is right. It took me seven or eight days to remember these two lines of birds... these two good poems."

Li Kui was delighted: "There is another one. The chicken changes but the lotus root remains unchanged."

"The symbol depends on the quadrant..."

"Brother, you want to kill me!"

Li Kui was overjoyed. He immediately threw himself on the ground and bowed his head.

"Now when I go out, if we meet on the road, it is not in the Juyi Hall. Black Whirlwind does not need to be polite."

Lin Xuan smiled faintly and stretched out his hand to help.

After these few copies, he still couldn't accept this kind of bold and rough kowtow to each other.

Not as comfortable as Song Jiang, the little black guy.

"Hahaha! Brother is just like the rumors!"

"Brother, please don't call me Black Whirlwind. It's embarrassing. Just call me Tie Niu."

Li Kui was more and more delighted and shouted, "I, Tie Niu, am so happy to see you. I will feel uncomfortable if I don't kowtow to you. Don't pay attention to me!"

He spoke honestly and kowtowed without hesitation.

In two or three kowtows, the gravel on the ground was turned into stone powder by him.

"... Tie Niu, get up and talk."

Lin Xuan was slightly relieved when he saw that Li Kui could kowtow to himself. He waved his hand and said.

It seems that his personality has been deeply rooted in people's hearts, which has saved a lot of trouble.

It's okay to be sworn brothers. If you meet a good man, you will kowtow to each other...

Then Lin Xuan will definitely resign.

"Is this Brother Huang, the second in command?"

Li Kui stood up and wiped his forehead, then bowed to Ah Qing: "Brother Huang, accept Tie Niu's greetings."

"Don't... don't bow randomly, I'm not that person."

Ah Qing glanced at Lin Xuan, her pretty face slightly red: "My husband and I came here to help, not some Liangshan heroes."

"Sister-in-law is not a hero of our Liangshan?"

"Oh! I understand, sister-in-law is the wife of the big boss, and we also have a leader in Liangshan."

Li Kui thought for a moment, his dark face showed joy, and he lay down again: "In this case, sister-in-law, please accept my greetings."

"Ah? Leader's wife?"

Ah Qing was confused and looked at Lin Xuan speechlessly: "Is the status of our Liangshan leader's wife so high?"

"That's the eldest sister-in-law, so of course she has some status..."

Lin Xuan thought for a while, shook his head and said: "Your situation is a bit special, but if others sincerely bow to you, let them bow..."

In ordinary bandit dens, the leader's wife is still very important.

After all, in the past, the bandits were basically men who occupied the mountains and became kings.

Influenced by the times, women are also the standard for measuring property and power.

If the leader cannot marry a wife, it means that the strength of this mountain stronghold is too weak. Or the economic level here is too backward and there is no money.

In the long run, people's hearts will naturally be unstable and the team will be difficult to lead.

The spirited young men who are determined to engage in the career of bandits will often inquire in advance.

If they find that the leader of the mountain stronghold is still a bachelor, then there is definitely no future, and they are unwilling to come here to starve for three days and nine meals.

And the bachelor leader cannot recruit enough younger brothers, his strength is getting lower and lower, and he can't go down the mountain to do all kinds of evil, most of them can only starve, and fall into a vicious circle.

Therefore, the green forest often calls the wife of the king the wife of the village.

The "Yazhai" in "Yazhai" is equivalent to "Zhen", the treasure of the mountain.

With the "Yazhai" lady, the mountain stronghold is consolidated.

Of course, with the scale of Liangshan, there is no need to care about such feudal customs.

Song Jiang, the leader of the original novel, has been a single dog since he went to the mountain, and he can still eat and drink every day.

Li Kui is interested in this, most likely he is a bandit fundamentalist.

No wonder he is so resistant to the amnesty.

"Let her be the wife of the leader..."

Ah Qing looked at Li Kui and kowtowed nine times seriously, and curled her lips, not knowing what she was thinking.

"Tie Niu, what is the situation on the mountain now?"

Lin Xuan waited for Li Kui to get up and finish packing, then asked.

"To return to the big boss, the mountain stronghold has been thriving these days, and it is considered the leading den of thieves in the north."

"According to your instructions in the past, the brothers built high walls, stored up food, and slowly claimed the throne, making the mountain stronghold like an iron barrel."

"In recent years, the court has sent troops to attack several times, and each time they suffered heavy losses. Even the eunuch leader surnamed Tong was beaten by us and fled, and gradually the court stopped coming."

Li Kui looked proud: "I heard from Wu Xuejiu that now only Fang La in the south can compete with us."

"Are the other brothers in the village okay?"

"All are fine, but Mr. Huang is always When he thought of something, he would tell everyone all at once, and only a few people could understand it each time. "

"Mr. Huang also despised everyone for being uneducated, and forced... ahem, advised everyone to memorize Zhouyi and Tao Te Ching, which was really a headache."

As if he had thought of something, Li Kui subconsciously covered his head and hurriedly said: "I, Tie Niu, am different from them. I, Tie Niu, think that memorizing books is a blessing, and it is better to memorize more books!"

"Indeed, reading more books is good."

Lin Xuan nodded: "After we go back, I will find a few books for you to memorize."

"Ah?"

Li Kui was obviously stunned for a moment, his face stiff.

"Let's not talk about the endorsement first..."

Lin Xuan smiled: "Are you all in the village now?"

"Well..., Mr. Huang didn't reveal his identity, and he still has some official positions in the court."

"I heard that Fang La has been getting worse and worse in recent years. The court sent many officials to fight, but they were all skinned and pulled out by Fang La. No one dared to go at all."

"Mr. Huang knew about it, so he took Song Yasi, Wu Xuejiu and Wu Dutou to take a look. It should take some time for them to come back. Chao Tianwang, Lin Jiaotou and Master Lu are in charge of the village."

Li Kui thought for a while: "In addition, Taoist Gongsun has to observe mourning for his master for five years, and he will be back in about two or three months."

"Fang La? This man is also considered to have some luck."

Lin Xuan nodded: "What are you doing now?"

Many literary works have a second setting for Fang La.

They like to portray him as a heroic figure with great ambitions and concerns for the people.

But Fang La in history was really evil when he did things.

After the uprising, he burned houses and plundered gold, silk and children, leaving innocent people along the way homeless and forced to join his army.

After conquering Hangzhou, he set fire to the city for six days, killing countless people.

All officials who were caught had their flesh and limbs cut off, their lungs and intestines taken out, or boiled into ointment, and shot with arrows, for fun.

There is a record of this in "History of Song Dynasty": "When Fang La started, he broke through six states and 52 counties, killed 2 million civilians, and the women he plundered escaped from the bandit caves, and were hanged naked in the forest. From Tangyan and Fuling, within 85 miles, nine villages and valleys can be seen from each other."

It can be seen that Fang La's bottom line is much lower than that of Song Jiang and others.

Fang La in the Water Margin plane may be blessed by some luck, but he is much more powerful than in history, at least he has been the emperor for a few more years.

But his governance is also extremely abstract, and the people are living in dire straits...

So when Song Jiang broke the city, the people welcomed the king's army and came to help.

With Lao Huang's temper, he probably doesn't like Fang La.

According to the setting of the Jin system, Lao Huang and Fang La are also destined to fight.

For the specific situation, I will ask Lao Huang when I see him.

"I want to take my mother to Liangshan to enjoy my life when I go home to visit my relatives this time."

Li Kui was a little embarrassed: "My mother has been waiting for so many years, and there is no rush at this moment. I will send my brother and sister-in-law to the mountain first, and it will not be too late to come later."

"Filial piety is still very important."

Lin Xuan and A Qing looked at each other and said calmly: "Let's do this, we still have plenty of time. Wait until you pick up my mother, and then go up the mountain together."

According to the plot of Water Margin, Li Kui's mother should have been eaten by a group of tigers on the way.

This is why Li Kui's famous deeds of "killing four tigers in Yiling" came about.

This matter is still quite miserable.

At present, Li Kui is respectful to the two of them and kowtows.

Lin Xuan thinks that it is better to help.

Anyway, Ah Qing can't walk fast at the moment, so it won't take much time.

"Thank you, Boss!"

Li Kui was overjoyed: "A lot of things have happened in the mountains over the years. Tie Niu will tell you all on the way."

"Very good, lead the way."