I asked you to play the dungeon, but you are here to raise the BOSS?
Chapter 35 Since you are a Taoist master, let’s not talk about the rules of the underworld
"It feels so uncomfortable! My head hurts so much!"
"Ahhh, I'm going to vomit blood!"
"Eyes, my eyes!"
Seeing Lu Zhishen's mighty and fearless appearance, all the bandits turned pale and were on the verge of collapse.
It seemed as if he would vomit blood and fall to the ground at any time.
"The third master is now attacking with all his strength, constantly increasing his fist power, and his movements are like thunder and cloth."
Huang Rong snorted: "If you feel uncomfortable, close your eyes quickly and don't look like you are vomiting blood."
Lu Zhishen took action with all his strength, his fighting spirit was high and his evil spirit was so high.
Although it is not as outrageous as the high martial arts plane, it still barely involves some spiritual stuff.
If ordinary minions looked at him a few more times and could not resolve Lu Zhishen's evil aura, they would indeed vomit blood.
"What the second boss said is that this is a fight between gods and gods. Everyone should close their eyes and stop watching."
The guy who delivered the order before quickly closed his eyes and shouted.
"Yes, yes, close your eyes!"
"Sure enough, this is the problem. My head doesn't hurt anymore."
"I still have some chest tightness, but it's much better."
Fortunately, although this group of bandits are weak in martial arts, they mainly listen to advice.
After hearing Huang Rong's words, she immediately closed her eyes tightly to avoid a tragedy.
"It seems that the third master is an Arhat who has descended to earth, and is not for us mortals to see."
"The old Taoist just said that the Third Master is a Living Buddha, who is more powerful than you, the Arhat."
"That's nonsense, it's obviously Buddha!"
All the minions closed their eyes and kept chattering to themselves, arguing endlessly.
You probably feel that if your mouth and ears are idle, you are idle, so you don’t have to lose money.
"Is it over yet..."
Huang Rong felt some pain in her head and reached out to poke Lin Xuan's shoulder: "It's really not easy for you to manage these idiots."
"It's pretty good now."
Lin Xuan was expressionless: "In the first two days, I issued three orders in a row, telling them not to poop on the bed."
He now has a full 30 points of energy.
Although to Master Fa, it may not be anything.
But if you just watch Lu Zhishen fight, you won't be affected.
"It's hard for you..."
Huang Rong thought for a moment, felt nauseous, and quickly reached out to cover her mouth.
"Okay, don't think about that."
Lin Xuan said loudly: "Zhishen, this old Taoist has extraordinary cultivation, let's stop fighting for now."
"Brother Lin, don't blame me. This old man is too annoying. The Sa family wants to punch him."
As he spoke, Lu Zhishen's momentum had reached its limit.
While laughing wildly, Lu Zhishen waved his fist as big as a casserole and punched it hard.
The moment the fist exploded, Lu Zhishen took two more false steps, and his huge body was already in front of the old Taoist.
It was as if Lu Zhishen had just stood there and punched, and his body suddenly teleported.
"It's really evil..."
The old Taoist sighed, stretched out his right hand, and formed a mysterious seal.
The ancient and ethereal aura surged, and the Tai Chi Yin and Yang fish slowly appeared and bloomed rapidly at the feet of the old Tao.
As if by a miracle, the mountain wind within a radius of several miles rolled in like a roaring sea wave.
The mountain wind stirred, squeezed and solidified, like substance.
In an instant, a wall of air that was several meters high and about one meter thick rose out of thin air in front of Old Dao.
The next moment, Lu Zhishen's long-prepared punch hit the air wall.
The entire air wall shook violently, causing ripples.
"Demon magic? Are you still a demon?"
Lu Zhishen shouted angrily, opened his bow left and right with both hands, and blasted out like a violent storm: "Destroy the Sa family!"
The air wall continued to twist and fluctuate, creating vortexes out of thin air.
Then, there was a distant and dull explosion, and the entire wall of air exploded, turning into a violent hurricane and roaring away.
"Where can the birds run away!"
Lu Zhishen laughed loudly, walked up to Lao Tao with a quick stride, and punched Lao Tao in the chest.
"..."
The old man snorted, frowned slightly, and took a step back.
"Huh?" Lu Zhishen was also stunned for a moment: "Why don't you use magic tricks like a bunch of birds? Is it because you are itchy and you have to punch you?"
"You, Tianxing, don't hesitate to waste your energy and blood and hurt your origin, but you still want to punch Pindao."
"If a poor Taoist uses evil methods... Bah! If I use my Xuanmen's righteous methods to subdue you, you will have a depressed heart and your life will not be long."
"In the end, this cause and effect cannot be attributed to Pindao."
The old Taoist received a punch and seemed to feel a little uncomfortable: "Now that I've been punched by you, the cause and effect will be clear to you and me, duh!"
As soon as he spoke, the strong wind surged and shook Lu Zhishen's huge body away.
"You are such an awesome person. You have the ability but dare not use it. You are greedy for life and afraid of death. You are shrinking and shrinking. It's so uncomfortable!"
Lu Zhishen spat, swayed and fell to the ground.
"Third Master!"
The minions heard the noise and quickly opened their eyes, shouting and gathering around Lu Zhishen.
"It's okay in Sa's family. Don't cry in despair. Get out of here!"
Lu Zhishen waved his hands feebly and said angrily.
"As long as everything is fine for the third boss..."
All the minions looked at each other and squatted aside.
"Old Taoist priest, you came to my Qingfeng Mountain to speak rudely and hurt my third master. What are your intentions?"
Huang Rong frowned slightly and spoke.
"Master Huang has misunderstood. Monk Mang is just exhausted. He can rest for two days."
The old Taoist coughed a few times and said, "I am here to meet the two masters, and it has nothing to do with anyone else."
While speaking, the old Taoist priest took out his handkerchief and wiped the corner of his mouth as if nothing had happened.
Lin Xuan discovered that the old Taoist priest secretly spat a mouthful of blood into his handkerchief.
After spitting out the blood, the old Taoist priest immediately put away the handkerchief and returned to his calm and composed appearance.
"Hmm? You said you came to see us?"
"That's right."
"Are you a high-ranking official in the imperial court?"
"Although I have a title from the imperial court, I am not a high-ranking official."
"No wonder I am not a high-ranking official..."
Huang Rong's expression became even colder: "You found this place so quickly, you are indeed a Taoist master."
"I am a monk from the outside world, I dare not call myself a master."
"If you say you are a master, then you are."
"Since Mr. Huang is so polite..."
The old Taoist smiled and stroked his beard: "Then I dare to be a master for once."
"I didn't expect that the Taoist masters would also be Cai Jing's dogs now."
Huang Rong said coldly: "Brother Lin, since such a master is here in person, let's not talk about the rules of the rivers and lakes, let's go together."
As we all know, most emperors of the Song Dynasty liked Taoism.
The current emperor Huizong Emperor Zhao Ji is particularly obsessed with this thing.
In the court, many Taoists rose to high positions because of this.
Lin Lingsu, the imperial teacher of the dynasty and Master Yuanmiao, founded the Shenxiao School and became famous for his thunder magic.
Lin Xuan remembered that this guy was generally regarded as a big liar in the records of "History of Song Dynasty" and even in the impression of later generations.
However, now it is the Water Margin plane...
Lin Xuan is not sure whether this guy really has some Taoism skills or is a liar who pretends to be a god.
Well, speaking of liars...
After a few years, when the Jin soldiers besieged Bianjing, a Youwei soldier named Guo Jing will appear.
Just claiming to have Taoist magic, he was entrusted with an important task and was responsible for the defense of Bianjing.
This guy is not only weird, but also a disaster to the country and the people.
After seeing the great power of the Jin soldiers, he actually took the initiative to open the city gate and took the lead in escaping...
It directly led to the Jin soldiers entering the city, thus performing the two saints hunting in the north and the shame of Jingkang!
Huang Rong was in the Southern Song Dynasty and hated this period of history.
Not only did she dislike corrupt officials like Cai Jing, she also had no good feelings towards the messy Taoist priests in the court.
In her eyes, the Taoist masters who surrounded the emperor and noble ladies all day long...
Regardless of whether they had Taoist skills or not, they were just flatterers who brought trouble to the court.
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