I asked you to play the dungeon, but you are here to raise the BOSS?
Chapter 49 I still like your rebellious look just now
"Yes!"
Lu Zhishen had been holding back his anger for a long time. Hearing Lin Xuan's words, he rushed in with big strides.
"How can I offend you in front of my wife!"
The two leading guards looked at each other, swung their steel knives, and slashed at Lu Zhishen.
"You bastard, offend your mother!"
Lu Zhishen twisted his body to avoid the steel knife, and punched the two guards in the chest with his fists.
The crisp sound of the steel knife falling to the ground was heard.
Followed by the dull sound of bone cracking...
The two guards took off directly on the spot, drew a parabola, and fell five or six meters away.
As soon as they landed, they suddenly spit out blood, feces and urine, and lay on the ground half dead.
The original majestic appearance disappeared without a trace in an instant.
"This bald guy has some skills, everyone be careful!"
The quality of this group of guards is still quite good.
Seeing that his two colleagues had failed, two more fearless people rushed forward and chopped at Lu Zhishen with two steel knives.
"I am a monk, and you two are bald guys!"
Lu Zhishen was furious, took a deep breath, and shouted: "Get out!"
His tongue burst into spring thunder, and the sound waves rolled, like a bolt from the blue, exploding in the ears of the two people.
The two guards had never seen such a posture before, and they were immediately shocked. Their wrists trembled involuntarily, and the steel knives fell to the ground.
"Damn it!"
Lu Zhishen was still angry, and stretched out his palms as big as a palm fan, grabbing the heads of the two guards one by one.
Amid the screams of the two, Lu Zhishen pressed his hands and knocked their heads together.
There was a creepy collision sound, and the screams of the two guards stopped abruptly, and they fell to the ground with blood all over their heads and fainted.
Lin Xuan glanced and found that there was a goose egg-sized lump on the foreheads of the two guards.
It looks a bit like a unicorn in human form...
At first glance, it's a bit cute.
"This, this, this..."
The remaining four guards were scared to death, and their hands holding the knives couldn't help shaking, as if they were having the hiccups.
"It's no fun, they can't take my punch."
Lu Zhishen was drunk and yawned: "Wu Erlang, I'm afraid I might kill someone by accident, so I'll leave the rest to you."
He usually doesn't like to kill people, so he was really showing mercy.
Otherwise, he would just slap each of them.
The heads of these two guards would have to be found in their stomachs.
"This is easy."
Wu Song nodded and pounced forward.
Before landing, Wu Song's left foot had already flown out, kicking the leftmost guard away.
With a little leverage, Wu Song's body twisted in the air, and his right leg flew up, kicking the rightmost guard in the chest.
The two men flew up into the air in a daze, and fell beside the brothers who had been knocked away by Lu Zhishen before, spitting out blood one after another.
When they landed, Wu Song reached out to push away the steel knives of the last two guards, then grabbed the back collars of the two men and gently bumped them.
So, there were two more unicorns on the ground.
"...Oh my god!"
The two sedan bearers standing next to the sedan were stunned with fear, and beads of sweat kept oozing from their foreheads.
The sedan bearers of this era, in the future, are probably equivalent to the leaders' drivers.
Although their status is not high, they have seen a lot of the world with Liu Gao and his wife, and they have some vision.
But no matter how broad-minded they are, they have never seen such an outrageous thing.
The elite guards who were picked from the officers and soldiers were beaten half to death by two bandits one by one.
The difference in combat power is too big to bear.
Could it be that the elite soldiers of my Song Dynasty are not even as good as the bandits?
Is there any hope for my Song Dynasty!
Because they were so frightened, the two sedan bearers turned into angry young men and started to rage in their hearts.
"Huh? Why are there two more?"
Wu Song heard the noise, waved his hand, and said drunkenly: "Don't delay, you guys come together."
"... Spare my life, good man!"
The two sedan bearers were horrified and didn't care about criticizing the court. They knelt on the ground and said without thinking: "We are sedan bearers, just carrying the sedan. We didn't dare to attack you heroes just now. Everyone has their own grievances and debts. Let's find Madam Liu in the sedan."
"... Since you are the sedan bearers, I won't make it difficult for you. Wait for orders aside."
Wu Song had never seen a master sell out so smoothly and naturally since he was a child.
After a moment of hesitation, he showed a disgusted expression and waved his hand.
"Yes, yes, yes!"
The two sedan bearers ran to the side as if they had been pardoned, and squatted on the ground with their heads in their hands.
"The Third Master is mighty!"
"The Fourth Master is very capable!"
The bandits were excited and cheered.
The strength of these guards is indeed not weak.
Each person's fighting power is at least equivalent to two or three bandits.
Just now, more than 20 bandits besieged them, but they didn't gain any advantage.
But in the hands of Lu Zhishen and Wu Song, they were like scarecrows, falling down at the touch.
The bandits put themselves in the shoes of Wu Song and the others, and immediately felt as if they had drunk a bowl of cold tea in midsummer, refreshing from head to toe.
"You fought well."
Lin Xuan reached out and patted Wu Song's shoulder, and said with a smile: "Madam Liu, come out."
"..."
The curtain of the carriage swayed slightly for a few times, and then stopped again, and there was silence inside.
"The First Master asked you to come out, but you still don't obey?"
Huang Rong snorted coldly: "Do you want us to invite you in person?"
The curtain of the carriage swayed a few more times.
This time, the sound of "clucking" came from the sedan chair.
It's like there's a giant rat inside.
"???"
Huang Rongdai frowned: "What the hell are you doing? Do you plan to toast me and not eat the wine as a penalty?"
"No, no, it's not..."
Mrs. Liu's panicked voice finally sounded from the sedan: "I, I thought of it, but...but the heroic man Tianwei, I was so frightened that my legs were weak and I couldn't move."
"Weren't you very powerful just now? You also said that you would cut us into pieces."
Huang Rong walked to the sedan, reached out and pulled Mrs. Liu out of the sedan and threw her to the ground.
"I, I deserve death for my crime."
Seeing the half-dead looks of the guards, Mrs. Liu was so frightened that she trembled all over, as if something had been stuffed into her body.
"Eh? You actually think you deserve death?"
Huang Rong nodded: "Well, since you have this intention, then I will satisfy you."
"ah?"
Mrs. Liu was shocked: "Wha, what?"
"There's no need to die ten thousand times. You can't die so many times. Just die once."
Huang Rong asked: "How do you want to die?"
"I, I don't want to die!"
Mrs. Liu was so frightened that her face turned pale, and she hurriedly knelt on the ground and kowtowed: "I dare not offend all the heroes of Heaven. I have been disrespectful just now. I am willing to raise gold and silver to compensate you. I beg you heroes to have mercy and spare me." A dog’s life!”
"You gave in so quickly? But I still like your unruly look just now."
Huang Rong turned to look at Lin Xuan, half-smiling but not smiling: "How do you plan to deal with this woman?"
"This woman has a vicious heart and a double heart. Keeping her here will be a disaster."
Lin Xuan said calmly: "It's better to kill him."
"Since the boss has spoken, let's do it."
Huang Rong nodded: "Someone, chop this woman up."
"Wait a minute!"
At this moment, Song Jiang hurriedly walked into the crowd and knelt down in front of Lin Xuan: "Please be kind to the big dragon and be merciful!"
"Um?"
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