I asked you to write about the Republic of China, and you wrote about a zombie Taoist priest?

As a result, the picture that appeared in Su Yu's mind was projected in front of all the audience.

Wencai's upper body was naked, his arms were bandaged with gauze, and he was wearing a pair of black pants and was beating constantly.

The wretched and short figure dances like a ballet, which adds a lot of comedy.

As Su Yu expected, after this picture was displayed, the audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

Su Yu was very satisfied.

Then, rest for a while and continue to prepare for creation

……

Uncle Jiu glanced at Wen Cai, then turned to Qiu Sheng and said,"Go and spread the glutinous rice on the bed.""

"oh."

Qiu Sheng turned around to get the glutinous rice.

Uncle Jiu looked at Ren Tingting again and said,"Tingting, please make some glutinous rice porridge for Wen Cai to drink."

"good."Tingting nodded obediently.

Uncle Jiu explained:"Remember, don't let the smell of smoke get into the glutinous rice, otherwise it will have no effect if you drink it."

"good."

Tingting turned around and prepared to make glutinous rice porridge.

Soon, Qiu Sheng walked out of the room, took the last bit of glutinous rice in the basin and said,"Master, this is the only glutinous rice left.""

With that said, he sprinkled the remaining glutinous rice on the bed.

Uncle Jiu glanced at Ren Tingting and said,"Tingting, let's buy some glutinous rice and make porridge later."

"good.

Uncle Jiu looked at Wencai and said,"Take off your shoes and jump on the bed."

Wencai jumped and said,"I've heard of jumping on the bed before. What does jumping on the bed mean?""

After writing this line, the audience suddenly burst into sighs.

"Tsk tsk tsk, something is wrong with you, Su Yu. Why did you drive suddenly?"

"Okay, okay, let’s do it this way, I just called my mom over to watch it together!"

"Dear uncles and aunts, I don’t understand. What does calling for bed mean? Can any sister demonstrate it for me?"

"You'd better not understand upstairs!"

Xiao Sa stood on the platform, grinned, and said:"Everyone, although this line is a bit vulgar, it is very consistent with Wen Cai's lewd and squinty character."

The audience all nodded.

The script is a combination of vulgarity and elegance, so there is no problem!

……

Hearing Wencai's words, Uncle Jiu glared at him and said,"I know you are a talker. Once the corpse poison reaches the soles of your feet, it will be difficult to save you! It's you who won't jump to death!"

Hearing this, Wencai nodded repeatedly, He immediately took off his shoes, got on the bed and started jumping up.

Qiu Sheng asked:"Master, what role does the glutinous rice play?"

Uncle Jiu said:"When the glutinous rice comes into contact with the skin, it is used to disperse his corpse poison so that it will not spread so quickly."

"I see. Qiu Sheng suddenly realized.

Wen Cai, who had taken off his shoes and stepped barefoot on the bed, shouted:"Master, this glutinous rice hurts your feet!"

Uncle Jiu choked directly:"If you don't like it, you can just brush it aside!""

"Um... I like it."

Wen Cai didn't dare to say anything more and continued to jump up.

Uncle Jiu turned his head, looked at Qiu Sheng and said,"Go and buy some glutinous rice."

Qiu Sheng asked:"Master, is it okay to stick rice?"

Uncle Jiu nodded and said,"Of course. If you want him to die, then buy sticky rice."

After Qiu Sheng heard this, he immediately smiled and said,"Okay, just buy sticky rice!"

After hearing this, Wen Cai on the bed immediately cursed:"You bastard!""

As he said that, he jumped off the bed and jumped on Qiu Sheng's back.

"Do you want me to die?"

"Come down, come down!"

The two people started messing around.

On the side, Uncle Jiu was really angry for no reason. He walked to the side and picked up two wooden sticks, and hit the butt of Wencai who was playing around.

"oops!"

Wencai shouted in pain and quickly rolled back to the bed.

Uncle Jiu pretended to hit Qiu Sheng again.

Qiu Sheng immediately dodged and ran away.

Uncle Jiu pointed at Wencai on the bed with a wooden stick and shouted:" Jump!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"Absolutely amazing! They are truly brothers and sisters!"

"These three masters and apprentices are really interesting. They start fighting when they disagree."

"After the apprentice beats the master, the master beats the apprentice, and after the master beats the apprentice, is it the apprentice's turn to beat the master again?"

"I would call this plot the funniest!"

The audience was amused by Su Yu's interesting characters.

But everyone can also see that although the master and apprentice seem to have a bad relationship, in fact they care about each other the most at critical times.

……

On the street, rice shops.

The rice sellers were a family of three.

At this time, the son, who seemed to be mentally retarded, was opening a bag of rice and pouring it on the sales table.

However, I accidentally spilled it on the ground

"Damn it, it all spilled on the floor!"

"Why are you so careless!"

The boss angrily beat and scolded his son.

"Pick it up, pick it up!"

"Oh~"

The son, who seemed to be mentally retarded, bent down and started to pick up the rice.

Behind him, the proprietress turned around and said angrily:"Why are you picking up the rice? Can you pick it up for me?"

"Sweep, take a dustpan and pack up all the rice."

The boss was obviously a little afraid of his wife, and his tone softened a little.

Looking at his son who was going to get the dustpan, the boss said with some trouble:"I am so smart, how could I give birth to such a stupid son?"

As soon as these words came out, the wife of the boss sensed that something was wrong in the words.

She stared at the boss with her arms folded and said,"Oh, do you mean to blame me?"

"no. The boss grinned.

The wife continued:"He kept doing it with his head down and never stopped!" After hearing this

, the boss didn't want to say more, but changed the subject and said in surprise:"It's so strange, why do people from the next village come here to buy glutinous rice?""

The boss lady said:"I heard that there are zombies over there, and some people say that glutinous rice can cure zombies!"

"Hi! I only know that glutinous rice can be used to make rice dumplings and that glutinous rice can cure zombies. Is it true?"

The boss didn't believe it.

The wife said:"You don't care whether he is true or false, as long as we have business to do!

The boss said,"I'm afraid there won't be enough glutinous rice to sell." The landlady said,"

You are so stupid. If you don't have enough rice, you can mix it with sticky rice!""

"Yes, no one knows anyway."

The boss also smiled.

The lady boss pointed into the distance and said,"You see, business is coming."

In the distance, Qiu Sheng ran over...

Seeing Su Yu write this, the audience started to complain.

"What a ruthless businessman!"

"It’s no wonder this couple can live together!"

"Their son is mentally retarded? You deserve it! This is retribution!"

"right! Su Yu's ability to arrange plots is very good. The bad guys deserve their comeuppance!"

"It's just that it's over now, Qiu Sheng will have to buy adulterated glutinous rice."

"Su Yu wouldn't arrange for Wen Cai to really become a zombie, right?!"

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