I asked you to write about the Republic of China, and you wrote about a zombie Taoist priest?

(The review of Chapter 66 has been released, everyone can watch it!)

"Good guy, this funny plot also has a bit of flavor mixed into it."

"The heavy flavor, and this handsome man changing the alms bowl for Uncle Jiu, I really laughed to death"

……

The audience was caught off guard and made dumbfounded by Su Yu's description. Just thinking about this scene made people laugh.

The zombie is about to bite, but it turns out it’s still holding on!

……

In front of them, Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai were unable to restrain the zombies. Within a moment, the zombies knocked them away and stood up again.

The next moment, the zombies noticed the commander's aura and rushed over quickly.

"ah! ?"

The commander was so frightened that he hid behind Uncle Jiu, no longer caring about the smell.

Uncle Jiu shouted at Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai:"Quickly stop him!"

"oh!"

Qiu Sheng stood up immediately.

He rushed forward and kicked the zombie back a few steps.

Then, he immediately used his fists and kicks to punch and kick the zombie, making the zombie stop in place for a while..

At this time, Wen Cai in the back took the pistol of the former commander, pointed it at the zombie from behind, and said:"Zombie in front, listen to me, I have pointed the gun at you, you have no way out now." Let's go. If you're smart, just raise your hands and surrender. Let us extract the tooth. It's none of your business. Otherwise, I will shoot you!"

"Did you hear what I said?"

"I'm warning you, am I going to really shoot?"

While Wen Cai muttered, Qiu Sheng was forced back bit by bit by the zombies.

In the end, he was pushed back by the zombies.

"I can't hold on Master!"

Qiu Sheng leaned against the cabinet and shouted.

The zombie went straight to the commander.

"Good fellow, is Wen Cai just giving up on chanting sutras?"

"Qiu Sheng was in the front fighting zombies exhaustingly, while he was behind with a pistol and what to say."

"Absolutely, the contrasting personalities of Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng are really vividly described. One is responsible for fighting, and the other is responsible for talking nonsense."

"The summary above is really accurate, that’s exactly what it is"

"This writer is really funny!"

The audience was dumbfounded. Wencai and Qiu Sheng, one was fighting in front of them, and the other was chattering behind them. Just thinking about this scene is very funny.

……

At this time, the zombies rushed towards the handsome man, but the handsome man was hiding behind Uncle Jiu. Uncle Jiu could only pull while helplessly holding the table and retreating.

In a hurry, I wiped my butt and put on my pants.

Seeing Wencai still chattering there, he shouted:"What are you talking about? I haven't finished pulling yet!"

Wencai said:"Master, please continue pulling." Uncle

Jiu stood up and pulled the alms bowl towards the other one. Position, ready to continue pulling.

The commander-in-chief identified Uncle Jiu and followed him all the time.

Qiu Sheng tried his best to stop the zombies.

Wencai, on the other hand, was still chattering from behind with a gun in hand.

At this time, the Marshal saw that Uncle Jiu was hiding by himself. He couldn't get in and could only wander around the room by himself.

As a result, the scene was very chaotic and funny...

In the end, Qiu Sheng grabbed the zombie's arms from behind, temporarily restraining him.

Wencai said:"How about it? I'm arrested now. I told you to surrender earlier but you didn't listen!"

Uncle Jiu looked at Wencai speechlessly and shouted:"Stop talking so much nonsense and hurry up and pull my teeth!"

Uncle Jiu and Qiu Sheng held down the zombie, while Wencai looked around.

Uncle Jiu shouted:"What are you doing? Pull out the tooth quickly!"

Wencai said:"I'm looking for pliers?"

Uncle Jiu said:"Stop looking for pliers, just find something."

So Wencai took it out from his body Uncle Jiu took the file and started grinding the zombie's teeth.

Then, he turned to the marshal and shouted:"Hurry up and pick up the tooth powder!"

After hearing this, the marshal quickly walked over, bent down and stretched out his hand to pick up the tooth powder.

However, the zombie struggled and moved around, and all the tooth powder it had worn off fell to the ground, and the commander could not catch it.

He simply stuck out his tongue and picked it up with his mouth.

At this time, the tooth powder fell on the floor. Seeing this, the commander lay on the ground and licked the tooth powder on the ground, sticking his butt out like a dog.

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"You're laughing so hard, a handsome man, kneeling on the ground and licking tooth powder? Like a dog?"

"Oh no, my stomach hurts when I think of this scene!"

"Su Yu's idea is so powerful!"

Facing the laughter of the audience, Jin Yong said at the judges' table:"This plot is funny, but I actually think Su Yu's intention in writing it is not just to be funny."

"During the Republic of China, warlords were all over the place, riding on the heads of the people to dominate. Now Su Yu used humorous narratives to write about a warlord leader who had to lie on the ground and lick himself like a dog in order to cure his illness."

"It was probably written in this way to satirize the warlords, and the intention was very profound."

On the host stage, Xiao Sa nodded and said:"As expected of Teacher Jin Yong, he sees things thoroughly and his comments are to the point."

……

At this time, after grinding for a long time, Uncle Jiu suddenly discovered that all the zombie’s teeth had been worn away.

"No teeth!"

Several people said in surprise.

At this moment, the zombies immediately broke free and ran towards the distance.

"Don't run!"

Qiu Sheng shouted immediately.

Uncle Jiu said:"Stop chasing, the zombie is useless without teeth."

"Where's the stick? Let me destroy him."

Hearing this, the commander immediately stopped Uncle Jiu and said,"No, don't do it."

Immediately, he chased after him.

He ran to the zombie and protected him.

The zombie grabbed the handsome man's head and wanted to bite it.

But he couldn't bite it without teeth. The commander shouted at Uncle Jiu:"If the tooth is gone, it can grow again.

If you destroy it, what should I do?""

Uncle Jiu said:"When he grows teeth again, you will be dead!

The commander said:"I want to protect him and won't allow you to hurt him!""

"If you don't listen to the old man's words, you will suffer a loss in front of you.……"

Wencai continued talking

"shut up!"

Uncle Jiu shouted, which immediately made Wencai shut his mouth.

Then he quickly threw his cane towards the zombies and shouted at the commander:"Get away!"

The next moment, the mahogany cane instantly poked the zombie's body.

"ah!"

The zombie screamed and let go of the commander in an instant. His whole body was trembling as if he was struck by lightning.

Then, his whole body exploded with fire and fell to the ground motionless, losing all movement.

After seeing the zombies being completely eradicated, Uncle Jiu breathed a sigh of relief.

……

After writing this, the audience breathed a sigh of relief.

This plot of eradicating zombies is the pinnacle of comedy.

I have diarrhea and fight zombies at the same time. If this scene was made into a movie, I don’t know how funny it would be!

……

In the Marshal's Mansion.

The commander stood in front, looked at the soldiers, and said,"Come here!"

"Instruct the kitchen to prepare something delicious to entertain the three distinguished guests! After hearing this

, Wen Cai walked up and said with a smile:"Commander, we are used to eating leftovers."

Qiu Sheng continued:"Just be casual.""

"Just kill two chickens, steam a fish, and cook a big pot of rice.

The commander nodded, looked at the chef and said,"Okay, do as he says."" (To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

"After eating, he was taken out and shot.

Hearing this, Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai were so frightened that they wanted to run out, but were stopped by the soldiers. Uncle Jiu said calmly:"You don't need to be so angry. I heard that zombies appeared in Tengteng Town ,

Guangxi. As long as they If you let us go out, within three days, you must come back with tooth powder to treat your illness."(adbb)

Marshal nodded and said:"Okay, you two stay here, you go find tooth powder, if you can't find it within three days, you will die."

After hearing this, Uncle Jiu was about to turn around and leave.

Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai looked at each other.

Qiu Sheng said directly:"Master, you can go ahead, what's the point of regretting the death of the two of us?"

"Anyway, we will always eat your leftovers!"

"Use your leftover water for bathing!"

"Watching a show, watching a show, the two of us died, it was just two dogs that died"

"What kind of dog? Not even as good as a dog!"

The two of them were singing in harmony.

Then, Qiu Sheng approached Uncle Jiu and whispered:"Master, we two don't want to die in the hands of this tyrant, and if we want to die, we would rather die in your hands.

Hearing this, Uncle Jiu turned around and said,"Okay then."

Immediately, he took out three pills from his pocket and said,"There are three pills here. Each of us takes one and takes it!""

The three of them immediately took one pill each.

Qiu Sheng asked:"Master, what kind of medicine is this?"

Uncle Jiu said,"The two pills you took are the most sinister and poisonous Bone-Breaking Soul Powder."

"He will die from the poison within three days"

"ah?"[]

Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai were immediately shocked.

Wencai asked:"Master, what was that pill you took?"

"mine? The pills I’m eating are Wuji Baifeng Pills, and after eating them, the sun will rise~"

Uncle Jiu said calmly.

"Ha ha!"

"That is not bad."

Qiu Sheng turned his head to look at the commander and continued:"At least I feel more honorable knowing that I will die in the hands of the master."

"It's not like someone dies and turns into a zombie to harm others. Wen

Cai took over the conversation, pointed at the commander and said:"He is different. After death, he turns into a zombie and brings disaster to the world!"

Qiu Sheng said:"Master, when the time comes, you can justifiably eliminate him!""

"Accept everything openly, including the people you lost before, and return to your arms"

"No, you can also buy one and get one free."

"Master, please leave quickly, or he will arrest you."

Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai sang and talked for a long time, while Uncle Jiu was speechless.

……

"Hahaha!"

"Sure enough, in terms of comedy, it has to be the combination of Qiu Sheng and Wencai!"

"Ni Ma, buy one get one free, this writer really made me laugh to death"

"Uncle Jiu: Okay, okay, my two apprentices will think about me!"

……

"Stop, don't go!"

At this time, the commander stood up, obviously irritated by Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai's singing.

"Search his body to see if there is any antidote!"

The soldiers stepped forward and began to search Uncle Jiu's body.

"Marshal, there is a package of antidote."

The soldier took out the antidote from Uncle Jiu's pocket.

"Now that the antidote is in my hand, the two of you immediately go find the zombies and leave Dou Chaoying here. If no zombies are found within three days, all three of you will die!

Qiu Sheng said:"Commander, if we die, you will not be saved."

The commander said indifferently:"What does it matter if I die?""

"I bite my wife first and we become a zombie couple!"

"Hahahahaha!"

The marshal laughed.

Wencai walked to Uncle Jiu and whispered:"Master, my senior brother and I did this this time because we don't want you to work too hard."

Uncle Jiu said:"Forget it, go and come back quickly.

Qiu Sheng walked up and said,"Master, we know that if we can't catch the zombies, we will……"

"I know you will come back to save me."

Uncle Jiu patted Qiu Sheng on the shoulder.

Qiu Sheng glanced at Wen Cai and asked,"Can you do it?"

"Won't"

"I do not know either."

After the two of them finished speaking, they ran out in a hurry.

When the audience saw this, they couldn't help but laugh.

Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai, the two apprentices, were always smiling.

"Two brats!"

Uncle Jiu was about to catch up.

The commander hurried up and hugged Uncle Jiu, and then said:"Come here, get a room to entertain this distinguished guest and keep an eye on him 24 hours a day!"

"yes!"

Of course, the Marshal did not treat Uncle Jiu badly. After all, they are old acquaintances.

He found a nice house for him, but there were soldiers guarding him outside to prevent him from escaping.

Uncle Jiu took off his suit in the room and moved around. He flicked his wrist.

Outside, Nianying walked in from outside the room.

She held a plate of food and said:"Master Zhengying, my sister specially cut the horseshoe for you to eat."

Uncle Jiu took the plate, looked up and saw Michelin outside the door, and then nodded with a smile.

Uncle Jiu put the plate on the table, then handed the snacks he had brought to Nianying and said:" This is your sister's favorite snack"

"Thank you Master Zhengying."

After Nianying left,

Uncle Jiu sat in the room and ate some snacks.

"When I went to the mountains to study the Fa, I missed this wonderful opportunity."

While eating, I recalled the past.

I remembered the days when I was young and heroic, practicing swordsmanship with Lian Mei in the mountains and forests.

Then I shook my head slightly, and the past was gone.

And at this moment, I heard Michelian's painful cry came from outside.

He frowned and walked out of the room quietly.

After arriving in the room where Michelian was, he immediately saw the maid in purple sitting by the bed, feeding Michelian before eating. food

"Are you eating these things again?"

Michelian was sitting on the bed, not wanting to eat.

The maid in purple said,"Eat quickly."

At this time, Uncle Jiu looked through the gap in the window and saw at a glance the statue of the evil spirit baby placed under the cabinet in the room.

"Damn it, why is there an evil baby here?"

Uncle Jiu frowned.

The maid in purple noticed that there seemed to be someone outside the window and turned her head to look over.