I asked you to write about the Republic of China, and you wrote about a zombie Taoist priest?

"Hahaha!"

"Killing me"

"Uncle Jiu is still humorous. He caught a chicken and let it listen to the sermon."

"Why, what’s wrong with my chicken brother? Can’t he listen to the preaching?"

"This chicken is also a Taoist chicken and cannot become Jesus’ chicken."

……

At this time, the nun said:"Please don't run away. Only the Almighty Lord can let you go on the right path."

Seeing Uncle Jiu put the chicken on his lap and fiddled with it, the nun suddenly became angry. He reached out and grabbed the chicken and threw it aside.

"Why!"

Uncle Jiu suddenly thought to himself,"Oh no!"

Now, he was naked and without pants. He was really embarrassed.

At this time, the nun continued:"The Lord can not only help you create the world, but also create life. Part the Red Sea so that the lame can walk and the blind can see"

"The Lord is omnipresent, and you have to believe in the miracles the Lord performs!"

As he spoke, the nun and the nun walked forward, and Uncle Jiu could only kneel and move back a little bit.

Finally, Uncle Jiu took out an egg from the chicken coop on the side and said,"You talk about miracles? right?"

"Then if you hatch a chick from this egg now, I will believe you."

After the Mother Superior took the egg, she was a little embarrassed.

The nun behind her came up and asked:"Priest, how can this hatch? As soon as you sit down, everything will be squashed."

"Dean, he is clearly trying to embarrass you."

Hearing this, several people looked at Uncle Jiu.

Uncle Jiu immediately said:"If you say this, you have no confidence."

Semi-sarcastic style.

The nun also frowned slightly at this time and said:"What he said is actually right."

The nun said,"Don't make any noise."

"I believe the Lord must have His plan, let’s pray together."

With that said, the Mother Superior placed the egg on the ground.

She and several nuns all knelt in front of Uncle Jiu. Facing fear, they began to close their eyes and pray.

After Uncle Jiu saw this , , suddenly his eyes lit up, isn't this a good opportunity? 09 So, he stretched out his hand to test in front of several people.

After seeing that several people really closed their eyes, he quickly stood up and slowly stepped back.

"ah!"

At this moment, there was a nun over there, shouting.

After hearing this, Uncle Jiu was so frightened that he knelt on the ground and covered himself with a towel again.

When he looked up again, it turned out that the nun was crawling in the hands of the nun. caught a bug

"do not be afraid!"

The Mother Superior stood up to comfort her.

Uncle Jiu was kneeling on the ground, in a dilemma, not knowing what to do.

Several nuns stood up holding the bugs in their hands.

"Just trample it to death"

"That's too cruel. Cut it in half."

"Let's boil it in a pot and scald it to death."

Several nuns were all talking about it.

"？？？"

"Chongzi: Does anyone say anything?"

"What does it mean to be trampled to death or cut in half?"

"Okay, okay, are these the kind thoughts of you cultivators?"

"This is Su Yu's classic technique, satirizing these nuns!"

The audience was all happy at this time and felt it was very interesting.

……

At this time, the nun wrapped the bug in a leaf and picked it up, saying:"Forget it, you guys, although it is not good, if it falls on the Lord's children and is injured, we should let it go.

" At this moment, the egg that had been placed before actually broke open, and the chick's head was exposed.

The nun immediately shouted:"Dean, look, it's really hatched!"

Uncle Jiu was shocked. Is there such a coincidence?

Naturally, he did not believe that this was some kind of ghostly Jesus appearing.

At this time, the Mother Superior turned to look at Uncle Jiu and said,"Taoist Priest, can you not explain clearly now?"

"It's too late to regret now. The facts are before you. Do you admit that you are guilty?

In order to prevent himself from being exposed, Uncle Jiu could only bite the bullet and said:"I admit it, I admit it.""

Of course, he also thought that he was guilty of being exposed in front of the nuns without wearing pants.

The nun continued:"So many people have seen it, what else do you have to say?

Uncle Jiu immediately raised his head and said,"Everyone saw it, but she was the only one who saw it!""

He thought he was talking about seeing himself exposed.

But the nun said:"Who said that? We all saw chicks hatching from eggs.

Uncle Jiu was immediately surprised and asked,"Then what did you call just now?""

He thought that he just retreated quietly, and the nun screamed because he saw that he was not wearing pants!

But the nun said:"If you let a bug lie on your body, it will definitely scream!

Uncle Jiu was speechless and said,"So I expressed my feelings wrongly?""

Then he has a gross sin?

At this time, the Mother Superior took the Bible from the hands of the nuns on the side and said:"Priest, do you want to believe in religion with us now?"

However, as soon as they finished speaking, they saw a large wooden board quickly placed in front of their eyes, blocking Uncle Jiu. A closer look revealed that it was the little zombie wearing a bamboo hat at this time, covering himself from the sun. , brought a pair of pants to Uncle Jiu.

Before, it had been watching Uncle Jiu in the room and was worried, so it took the initiative to help.

Uncle Jiu was immediately happy, this little zombie came at the right time.

He immediately got up and started quickly Wearing pants.

But he never thought that one of his trouser legs was pressed under the board. He pulled hard and the board fell directly to the ground.

Then, all the nuns suddenly saw his... appearance

"ah!"

The nuns all screamed in surprise and quickly closed their eyes and turned around.

Uncle Jiu also blushed instantly.

Only the little zombie stood beside him with an innocent face.

"Hahahahaha!"

"Oops, no, my stomach hurts from laughing!"

"I thought that the little zombie would really help Uncle Jiu, but in the end, Uncle Jiu was directly exposed!"

"Little Zombie: Uncle Jiu, why are you so patient? Just show them!"

"Little Zombie: How about nuns, you’ve never seen a man before, let me show you this time!"

"This little zombie is so funny, just like Qiu Shengwencai, but it makes Uncle Jiu miserable!"

The entire live broadcast room was full of laughter. No one could hold it back. Hahaha barrages kept popping up.

Even Xiao Sa and the three judges and teachers on the host stage couldn't stop laughing.

Su Yu said : The audience's reaction was very satisfactory.

So, I rewarded myself with half an hour of rest.

Isn't that too much?

After lying in bed for half an hour, I returned to the computer desktop and started to continue creating.

The town, the streets

"Where did this kid die? We agreed to go home together, but now he is nowhere to be seen."

Qiu Sheng was pushing his bicycle and was walking with his hat on.

At this time, he saw Wen Cai pushing his bicycle not far away and was about to park aside.

Qiu Sheng immediately asked:"Why are you still parking? You don't plan to go home. Already?

Wencai said:"The money hasn't been spent yet!" Qiu

Sheng waved his hand and said:"Forget it, master is very angry now, let's go back.""

"Don't be afraid of me."

Wen Cai seemed to be upset at this moment.

But at this moment, the spot where he had just spotted the bicycle was occupied by another person.

"Wow! Is there any mistake? I saw this seat first!"

The man who stopped the car turned around. He was wearing glasses and looked thin. He pointed at Wencai and said,"Is it yours?""

"You have seen so many women walking around, are they yours?"

As he said this, the man picked his nose and said,"Crazy.

Then, he exposed the boogers on his fingers and said,"You also saw the boogers. Is it yours too?""

"Two idiots!"

Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai were silent at this time.

Then, they silently walked to both ends of a row of bicycles and pushed hard.

Suddenly, all the bicycles in both rows fell down, hitting the thin man squatting on the ground. middle

"Ouch!"

He screamed in pain.

But he didn't know that it was Qiu Shengwen who did it, so he said to the two of them:"You guys didn't help when you saw it?"

"oh?

Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai both squatted down to look at him who was smashed under the bicycle, and said,"Really?""

"Do you have to help if you see it?"

"idiot!"

After that, the two of them stood up and left.

The thin man could only say harshly:"Don't be complacent, beware of ghosts looking for you!"

Seeing this, the audience became happy again on the spot. Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai really didn't hold grudges. After all, they avenged them on the spot.

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In Yizhuang, Uncle Jiu was sitting in the vegetable field depressed, picking at the vegetable leaves bit by bit.

The little zombie sat aside and accompanied Uncle Jiu.

At this time, the somewhat panicked voices of Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai came from outside the door.

"Oops, there really is a ghost!"

"I told you to stop bullying him and close the door quickly!"

Both people immediately entered the door and closed the door.

"Master!"

"Master, where are you?"

After hearing the shouts of the two people, Uncle Jiu stood up immediately, reached out and picked up the long wooden board on the ground, and ran outside

"Two brats!"

When he saw Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai, he immediately raised his head and threw it at them!

Qiu Sheng, with quick eyes and quick hands, held down the board, and then the two squatted down.

Qiu Sheng quickly said with a smile:"Wow! Master, how do you play on the bench?"

"Play?"

"I'll play with you tonight!"

Uncle Jiu was very angry and planned to continue beating the two of them.

"Don't do this! Qiu

Sheng was very skilled and ran out first.

Wen Cai also quickly climbed up the railing and said,"Master, I don't want to play anymore!""

Uncle Jiu grabbed Wencai and pushed him down hard.[]

"Ouch!"

Wencai threw a dog and ate its shit.

"It's your turn!"

Uncle Jiu looked at Qiu Sheng with an angry look.

Qiu Sheng stretched out his hand and pointed forward and said,"Master, you'd better play with her.""

After Uncle Jiu heard this, he turned around and took a look.

He saw a female ghost in blue and white clothes slowly drifting in from outside the gate, heading towards Wencai.

Wencai was immediately frightened and ran over.

This Next, the three masters and disciples came together and looked at the female ghost quietly without any quarrel for a while.

"Hey, why is she following us?"

"We have no grievances against her! Qiu

Sheng and Wen Cai were very confused.

Uncle Jiu said,"You must have brought it back from outside!""

"If you don't settle her down, then the female ghost will get on top of you, or get on top of you."

Uncle Jiu pointed at the two of them and said

"When I get up tomorrow, the person being fucked will become neither male nor female, neither three nor four."

"The so-called evil spirits are haunted, and it is difficult to distinguish between men and monsters."

With that said, Uncle Jiu turned around and prepared to go back to the back room.

"Master!"

473"Master!"

The two stood up and looked at Uncle Jiu.

Uncle Jiu returned to the house, closed the door directly, and said,"I'm going to bed."

"Don't be so cruel?"

"cruel? What's more cruel is that you stole my money!"

With that said, he closed the door again.

Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai were speechless.

The two squatted down, and Wen Cai asked:"What should we do now?"

Qiu Sheng said with a smile:"Let me ask you a question, do you believe that Master is a person who refuses to save anyone?

Wencai said:"It depends on who it is." Qiu

Sheng nodded and said:"That's good, so let's give it a try and let the ghost possess us.""

"good!"

Wencai nodded immediately.

"Remember to call Master loudly!"

Qiu Sheng took out a piece of talisman paper.

After taking a deep breath, he watched the female ghost float towards him.

When it merged with him, he quickly put the talisman paper on his head.

When Wen Cai saw this, he immediately shouted Said:"Master! Senior brother was possessed by that female ghost! His face was pale and his lips were black!"

At this time, Qiu Sheng, who was sealed, actually had a picture of the female ghost in his life.

In the White Jade Tower, in the brothel, the previous female ghost was a living person, standing in the crowd singing.

Qiu Sheng When I saw this scene, I actually laughed out loud and seemed to enjoy it very much.

"No, why are you smiling so happily?"

Wen Cai was a little scared and tore off the talisman on Qiu Sheng's forehead.

Immediately, the female ghost floated out of Qiu Sheng's body.

"Wow! It’s so enjoyable, it’s great to drink and sing! There are so many beauties! Qiu

Sheng said with a smile at this time

"Really? I'll try it too!"

Immediately, he also imitated Qiu Sheng's example and sealed the female ghost inside his body.

"Master, Wen Cai was possessed by a ghost. Now his face is blue, his lips are purple, and he is cramping!"

Qiu Sheng shouted, and Wen Cai also saw the scene Qiu Sheng saw before.

However, this time it has changed.

The female ghost who was originally singing was dragged into the house. She ran out rolling and crawling.

Because she would rather die than obey, she was finally imprisoned in the woodshed by the brothel people.

Due to the continuous torture, the woman was finally frightened to the point that her soul left her body and floated outside.

Because of the picture Wencai saw, Wencai in reality looked very wrong at this time and was breathing rapidly.

"Oops, you look real. I'll ask Master to save you right away!"

Qiu Sheng smiled and patted Wencai.

He came to the window of Uncle Jiu's room and shouted:"Master, help!"

The next moment, Uncle Jiu opened the window

"Ouch!"

Caught off guard, Qiusheng's hand was caught by the window.