I asked you to write about the Republic of China, and you wrote about a zombie Taoist priest?

Su Yu's humorous character writing style made the audience laugh.

Soon, Uncle Jiu and Wencai followed the waiter to the second floor.

Came to one of the tables and met Mr. Ren

"Uncle Jiu"

"Mr. Ren."

The two greeted each other when they met.

Uncle Jiu looked at Wen Cai and said,"Call Master Ren quickly."

Wen Cai said:"Hello, Mr. Ren.

After sitting down, Uncle Jiu asked politely:"I heard that Ling Qianjin came back from the provincial capital. Why didn't you ask her to come with you?""

Master Ren said:"This girl just learned how to put on makeup, and she went around teaching people as soon as she came back."

Besides, Wen Cai took a look at Mr. Ren, and then murmured in a low voice:"Looking at you, you look like a bun, and your daughter must not be much more beautiful."

With that said, Master Ren glanced at the stairs and said,"My girl is here."

As soon as these words came out, Wen Cai turned his head and looked over.

With just this glance, his original disdainful gaze changed instantly, and he stared straight at the other party.

He saw Master Ren's daughter Ren Tingting, who was wearing a Western pink low-cut dress. Long skirt, braided hair, and a pink hat.

Delicate facial features, red lips and white teeth.

She looked as delicate as a doll.

This made the scholar's eyes go straight.

"dad."

Ren Tingting walked to the table and said hello.

Master Ren said:"Call Uncle Jiu. Ren Tingting looked at Uncle Jiu and said,"

Hello, Uncle Jiu."

Uncle Jiu nodded and said,"I didn't expect it to be so big.""

After Ren Tingting took her seat, Wen Cai happened to see Ren Tingting wearing a low-cut long skirt, with her face round and half exposed. She looked quite big.

So Wen Cai subconsciously said:"It's so big."

After Ren Tingting heard this, she noticed Wencai's eyes and glared at him.

After writing this, Su Yu paused and thought for a moment.

After all, there are some plots that need to be thought about.

At this time, the audience in the live broadcast room were A lively discussion

"This talented man looks pretty naughty?"

"Just now I said she wasn't pretty, but now I can't take my eyes away from her. Su Yu knows how to contrast!"

"so big? How big is it? Can Su Yu scan his brain so we can take a look?"

"Is the heroine on the stage?"

"This daughter looks very fashionable, she must not be simple."

As everyone discussed, Su Yu continued to write

……

Just then, the waiter came over and handed the menus to several people.

"What do you want to drink?

After hearing this, Ren Tingting said directly:"I want coffee." After hearing this

, Uncle Jiu was a little surprised. What is coffee?

Master Ren said,"Bring me a cup of coffee."

Wencai also immediately said:"I want coffee too."

Then he looked at Uncle Jiu and asked,"Master, what do you want?""

Uncle Jiu opened the menu and saw that it was all in English. He was speechless and had to say,"I want coffee too. After saying that

, the waiter turned and left.

Wencai asked at this time:"Master, I don't want coffee. I also want coffee, okay?"

Uncle Jiu said,"Just hand it over and forget it.""

……

"Hahaha!"

"I'm so convinced!"

"I give Su Yu full marks for his humorous ability!"

"I thought it was quite funny just because of Wen Cai, but with Uncle Jiu's cooperation, it made me laugh so hard that my stomach hurt!"

"A pair of lively masters and apprentices, who don’t understand the conversation in English, are really hilarious"

"Next time I go to drink coffee, I will also say that I will pay for a cup of coffee, not coffee!"

On the host stage, Xiao Sa was also amused.

"Su Yu's comic plot arrangement is really good."

Jin Yong said with a smile:"Yes, he took advantage of the master and apprentice's lack of English, but did not want to lose face, and created a sense of contrast with the knowledgeable Mr. Ren and his daughter, creating a funny plot."

"This kind of humorous plot is really interesting."

While everyone was discussing, Su Yu continued.

Ren Tingting was amused, pursed her lips and lowered her head. Master Ren calmed down and said slightly seriously:"Uncle Ninth, regarding my late father's coffin relocation and burial. Regarding the matter, I wonder if you have chosen a date? Master

Ren said with a smile:"I think you'd better think about it first. It's better to stay still than to move.""

"I have thought about it carefully. Feng shui practitioners said that the coffin must be lifted up and buried in 20 years. This will be good for us."

"You can’t believe what Feng Shui says! Wen Cai said from the side.

After hearing this, Ren Tingting looked at the two of them and said,"Then can I believe what you say?""

Besides, Mr. Ren said:"Children should not interrupt when adults are talking. Uncle Jiu ignored Ren Tingting, thought for a moment and said,"In that case, we will break ground and lift up the coffin in three days."

After hearing this, Master Ren asked:"What should we prepare?"

Wencai smiled and blurted out:"Prepare money."

Uncle Jiu immediately stared at him and said,"How many do you want?""

Just as Wen was about to speak, he saw the look in Uncle Jiu's eyes and suddenly didn't dare to speak.

Master Ren on the side smiled and said,"It's nothing, it's nothing."

At this moment, the waiter came up and whispered:"Mr. Ren, Huang Baiwan is here, over there."

"I'm going over there to say hello to my friends. Please help yourself and get them some egg tarts."

With that said, Mr. Ren stood up and left the table.

"Sure enough, the main plot is here!"

"Mr. Ren’s late father was removed from the coffin and buried?"

"I bet something strange will happen when the coffin is lifted and buried!"

"Mr. Ren is indeed the main character of the script."

"Lifting the coffin and relocating the burial, Feng Shui, which is very consistent with supernatural beings. Su Yu's plot is well arranged."

"Hurry up and write the coffin relocation plot, I can’t wait to see it!"

……

After Mr. Ren left, the waiter came up with coffee.

When they saw a cup of black coffee and a cup of milk in front of them, Uncle Jiu and Wencai fell into deep thought.

Wencai asked in a low voice:"Master, how do you drink this?"

Uncle Jiu said:"It depends on how others drink it!"

After hearing this, Ren Tingting immediately laughed.

Writing here, Su Yu stopped abruptly

"It seems that the master and apprentice are going to make a fool of themselves next!"

"Ha ha! I estimate that Ren Tingting may deliberately set a wrong example!"

"Let me teach you that you should drink pure coffee when drinking coffee. The milk is just for you to smell, not drink!"

"Ridiculous upstairs! Milk is obviously for mouthwash!"

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