I asked you to write about the Republic of China, and you wrote about a zombie Taoist priest?

The priest said:"If it's just that the chickens and dogs are restless, then it doesn't matter."

"God blesses the world, as long as people are fine"

"Hahaha, I give full marks to this priest’s explanation!"

"It's very cool. You can still explain it like this when you're restless. It's really impressive to me."

"There's nothing wrong with it. Chickens and dogs are restless. What does that have to do with people?"

"Su Yu's descriptive techniques are still as excellent as ever!"

……

Uncle Jiu was also very speechless at this time. He pointed his finger at the priest and said,"I'm warning you, once this door is opened, someone will die at any time!"

"Who will be responsible then?"

"I'm responsible."

The priest said directly

"Are you responsible?"

Uncle Jiu raised his eyebrows.

"I prayed for him."

The priest said with his hands clasped together.

Uncle Jiu just felt that it didn't make sense at this time. He walked to the door of the church and said,"Tell me now, who told you to reopen the church~?"

The priest said:"By the command of God,"

"God?"

Uncle Jiu was surprised.

The priest said it again in English.

"Dog seller?"

Uncle Jiu heard it as a homophone.

Then he walked up and said,"Are you talking about the dog seller Riley on the street?"

"Does he have the right to tell you to reopen the church?"

Hearing what Uncle Jiu said, the mayor's son stepped forward and explained:"Uncle Jiu, what the priest just said in English means God."

"I don’t care who sells dogs or cats, churches can’t be reopened anyway!"

The priest said:"May God forgive your sins."

As he said that, he stretched out his hand to make a gesture.

Uncle Jiu immediately stepped back and opened his posture.

"Take action? You want to fight me? On the side, the teahouse owner saw this, stepped forward and helped Uncle Jiu up and said,"Uncle Jiu, this is a public place. If the priest wants to reopen the church and you refuse, we will find the mayor to seek justice. You What do you think?"

"good"

……

Soon, the mayor held a meeting.

In the room, a group of people including the priest, Uncle Jiu, and some fellow villagers were here.

At this time, the mayor looked at the people around him and said:"Dear fellow villagers, elders, brothers and uncles, as the mayor of the town, I have the responsibility to maintain the prosperity and stability of the town."

While listening to what the other party said, Uncle Jiu sat down on the chair beside him.

He just didn't notice that there was a character sticker in the copy position, which happened to be pasted on his back.

The mayor continued:"However, a major problem has occurred now"

"So, please come here and solve the problems between China and the West together"

"The West has many advanced things, such as large airplanes……"

As soon as he said this, the son beside him reminded him in a low voice:"Typewriter"

"Oooh, typewriter!"

"There are many more, such as steam engines, radios, etc."

"What’s popular now is flying!"

After these words came out, everyone around laughed.

"As for China’s tradition, we can continue to carry it forward……"

The mayor continued.

Below, Anne glanced at Wen Cai.

Suddenly, Wencai smiled.

The person who was originally behind Uncle Jiu quietly moved around behind Annie.

Annie reached out and took out a folded copybook and handed it to Wencai.

Wencai picked it up and suddenly saw Uncle Jiu looking over. He unfolded the copybook to block his body.

At this moment, he suddenly noticed that Annie was wearing a low-cut top, and those two shiny white balls were fascinating to look at.

Ahead, the mayor continued:"So, according to the meaning of my son's piece of paper,……"

Hearing this, the mayor's son behind him immediately grabbed the paper in his hand and whispered:"It's your own wish.""

"Oh, yes, it’s my own opinion. I advocate that churches should be reopened."

……

"This mayor is useless, he only knows how to listen to his son"

"That's right, after these remarks, it can be seen that the mayor is useless."

"It's really not possible"

"It seems that Uncle Jiu is weak and has no choice."

……

As soon as this was said, all those who disliked him expressed their agreement.

"We object!"

Uncle Jiu stood up at this time and said.

The mayor's son smiled directly and said:"It's not you, it's you!"

After finishing speaking, Uncle Jiu turned his head and glanced behind him, and found that the literary talent he had brought out was no longer behind him.

"Literary talent? He frowned.

Then, he looked at these people and said,"You idiots, I really don't care about you.""

After that, Uncle Jiu turned around and left the house.

Walking on the street, Uncle Jiu had his hands behind his back.

On the side, the woman selling vegetables greeted Uncle Jiu after seeing him.

The next moment, he saw a man behind Uncle Jiu. A note: My Lord Almighty!

Seeing this, the woman immediately caught up and said,"Uncle Jiu, I'm sorry, so you are also a believer?""

"What religion do you believe in?"

Uncle Jiu frowned.

The woman turned her head and looked behind Uncle Jiu. Only then did Uncle Jiu notice that there was something stuck behind him.

After grabbing it and taking a look, he huddled up in anger.

After the meeting was held, the church determined Reopened.

The mayor's son came to the door of the church, looked at the priest and said:"Congratulations to Father Nian, the meeting decided that the church can be reopened!"

"That's great, my son, hurry up and open the door."

Immediately, the church door was opened.

All the Christians began to clean up the church.

……

Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai also quietly picked up a lot of things from the church and came back, and they were both very happy.

In the room, I kept watching.

The next moment, Uncle Jiu's voice came from outside.

The two people hurriedly hid everything.

Then Uncle Jiu came in from outside

"Master, you are back."

Wencai spoke.

"Master drinks tea."

The talented man handed over the tea.

……

When the church reopened, the sound of piano playing and singing could be heard in the church.

The sound was so loud that it spread throughout the town.

Uncle Jiu, who was in the room, offered a few sticks of incense to the Patriarch.

Then, he turned around and shouted:"Qiu Sheng!"

"What's wrong, Master?"

Qiu Sheng came over.

Uncle Jiu said angrily:"Didn't you hear the sound?"

"Get our guys out."

Soon, Uncle Jiu took a suona trumpet and walked onto the street, facing the church.

Then he started to blow immediately.

Suddenly, the sound of the suona sounded, covering up the singing in the church.

Let Christ in the church The disciples were all slightly confused.

Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai were also playing gongs and drums beside Uncle Jiu.

This directly attracted the attention of other people on the street. Finally

, the priest also walked out of the church and watched the music being played. The three masters and disciples frowned.

……

Seeing this, the audience was all happy. Uncle Jiu was fighting against outside church personnel. He couldn't control other towns, but he couldn't just sit idly by in his own town.

……

"The priest is here!"

In front of the dining table on the second floor, the mayor's son set up a banquet and invited the priest up.

"You don’t need me to introduce this one, right?"

Then, after the priest sat down, the rest of the people also sat down.

The mayor's son Si began to introduce one by one.

"Father, this is Anne's father, the owner of the teahouse and restaurant whom I met before."

"This Mr. Dong is the owner of Ruyi Gambling House." (To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

"This is the owner of Unzen Tobacco Pipe"

"These two are the proprietresses of Phoenix Tower."

The mayor's son introduced it, and the priest asked one by one what it meant in confusion.

So the mayor's son explained it again in English.

Finally, after explaining the Phoenix Tower, the mayor's son directly used a translator chicken instead.

Suddenly , the priest said with a smile;"Then I understand, it is an edible chicken, right?"

After these words came out, several people present looked unhappy.

"Their chicken must be delicious."

The Christian members on the side also said

"Yes, we can go to their place and taste their chickens another day."

"good"

"May I?"

The proprietress of Phoenix Tower didn't know what to say at this time.

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"Oh, your mother, you made me laugh so hard!"[]

"This priest is amazing!"

"6666, this chicken is so awesome!"

"It's amazing, I really admire it."

The audience was laughing so hard that they couldn't bear it.

Who would have thought that Su Yu would once again use this writing style to write such a hilarious plot?

At the judges' table, Jin Yong laughed, Said:"This plot is actually similar to the previous scene where Uncle Jiu and Mr. Ren drink coffee, and Boss Qian eats Western food."

"However, this time Su Yu's writing method has been upgraded. Instead of using Jiu Shu Qiu Sheng's literary talents to fill in this funny plot, he used a foreign priest to fill in the story and wrote it using the cultural differences between China and the West. It is even more funny."

"I have to say that Su Yu's ability to write plots is indeed very good. It is obviously a similar plot, but he can always change it to create greater innovations, which makes people laugh or cry."

Cheng Sicheng also nodded and said with a smile:"This depends on a screenwriter's ability and whether his writing skills can sustain it. Obviously Su Yu can do it."

……

Just when the situation at the dinner table was getting awkward, Annie said:"It's strange, why isn't Uncle Ninth here yet?"

"Yes, why hasn’t Uncle Jiu come yet?"

The rest of the people at the dinner table also spoke one after another.

But at this moment, Uncle Jiu came here with Qiu Shengwen on the stairs.

Before he walked up, he saw the priest sitting there, and immediately turned around and said:"Let's go"

"Master, you have free food, why do you want to leave?"

Wen Cai caught up and asked.

Qiu Sheng also said:"Yes, yes, you are already here, why don't you go up and have a meal?"

"Are you afraid of him?"

As expected, Qiu Sheng was still smart, and he immediately wanted to provoke Uncle Jiu with one sentence.

However, Uncle Jiu did not accept this trick and said,"Who is afraid of him? go back!"

"Then why?"

Wen Cai was confused.

"Didn't you see the priest? He put on his posture, put on his robe, and went back!"

Immediately, Uncle Jiu took the two of them back.

Not long after, they came back here again.

"Uncle Jiu is here!"

The waiter shouted at this time.

Everyone turned around and took a look, and immediately stood up in shock.

At this time, Uncle Jiu had already put on his Taoist robe and hat, and he looked very... serious

"Uncle Jiu, come!"

The mayor's son stood up and helped Uncle Jiu sit next to the priest. The two of them sat at the front.

"My father asked me to arrange for the two elders to have a casual meal because he wanted them to get to know each other better."

"It doesn’t really matter whether the church reopens or not. The main thing is that we must practice democracy and multi-religion. I believe that all the wise elders who are doing this mean this, right?"

"Yeah."

The rest of the people nodded repeatedly.

Uncle Jiu glanced at the rest of the people on the table and said,"It's good. All the respectable people are here.

The mayor's son said in a lively manner:"Come, come, let's talk while eating."

At this time, Uncle Jiu picked up his chopsticks and said:"Actually, the Taoism in Kyushu is just like Beijing roast duck. It has a history of thousands of years. Chinese people eat it in a very orderly manner.""

"When foreigners eat it, they don’t know how to eat it."

As he spoke, Uncle Jiu wrapped the roast duck meat, various toppings, and pancakes together, and then picked them up to signal.

The priest said with a smile:"The benefit of Jiuzhou's religion is to persuade people to do good."

"But the disadvantage is that it makes people superstitious"

"In fact, faith is like eating roast duck. As long as you can eat it, it doesn't matter how you eat it."

As he said that, the priest picked up some meat and noodles and put them into his mouth.

On the side, the mayor's son said with a smile:"I didn't expect the priest to know how to eat roast duck."

As soon as these words came out, the rest of the people clapped their hands and applauded.

However, just after the priest was proud for a few times, he choked and coughed.

Uncle Jiu said from the side:"It turns out that if you offend the ancestor, be careful. You choked to death."

Hearing this, the priest turned to look at the mayor's son and asked:"What is the ancestor?"

"That's what grandfather means."

The mayor's son explained in English

"oh."

The priest suddenly understood.

Then he turned to look at Uncle Jiu and said with a smile:"So your grandfather is still alive. Please give him my regards."

"OK, I say hello to your mother."

Uncle Jiu spoke in his hometown dialect.

The priest didn't understand, so he picked up the wine glass and said,"Three grams of oil, three grams of oil, I'll toast you."

Uncle Jiu also picked up the wine glass.

"Everyone, come and have a drink."

The mayor's son said.

Uncle Jiu felt something was wrong when he drank it.

Anne said from the side:"This kind of wine was brought back by the priest from France. It's called brangy."

Upon hearing this, Uncle Jiu shouted:"Qiu Sheng"

"oh.

Qiusheng took the cup and said,"My master doesn't like drinking this kind of wine."

Then he poured Uncle Jiu a glass of local wine and said,"He likes to drink this.""

Besides, the mayor's son said:"Uncle Jiu, let's get back to the business. I hope that after this meal, everyone can be harmonious in the future."

Annie's father said:"Yes, we want to be harmonious and make money."

Uncle Jiu said calmly:"Of course I have no objection to being friendly and making money, but you don't expect me to work in cahoots with them."