I Became a God in a Horror Game

Bai Liu stared at the spades through the window for a while, and just as he was about to turn around and go down to pick up the spades, he saw the spades quickly climb up the street lamp post in two or three strokes, exerting strength from the street lamp on his waist, a jump, steadily He grabbed the anti-theft fence in front of Bai Liu's window, stepped on the wall with one foot, and leaned in front of Bai Liu, staring straight at him.

Bai Liu: "..."

Out of the corner of his eye, he glanced at the street lamp that was jumped by the spade and kicked into the curved lamp post, and his gaze paused subtly.

...It stands to reason that when all players log in to reality, the physical fitness of the panel in the game will not follow, that is, they will be reduced to the normal human category, but the power of this guy in spades is still the same...

unreasonable.

Wouldn't this already be the effect after cutting?

Bai Liu rarely felt a sense of crisis under the straight aggressive gaze of spades, he opened his mouth, he just wanted to say you go down, I went downstairs to pick you up, he saw the spades easily broken Opened the guardrail that Mu Ke had just installed in the afternoon, drilled in between the two iron bars, pushed open the locked window (yes, another lock was broken here), and then the spade had just one foot. Stepping into Bai Liu's house, his upper body couldn't wait to reach in and hug Bai Liu tightly.

Bai Liu was thrown back several steps by the force of the spades, and finally fell to the sofa with the two of them.

He had been drinking a bit of wine at night, and he was so solidly pressed by the spades that his brain was dizzy, and he felt like he couldn't breathe.

"You get up first." Bai Liu tried to calmly back away from the spades that he buried his head in his neck and started to rub against it. He pushed his eyelids halfway and said coldly, "No kiss!"

The movement of spades paused, and he slowly rubbed down

Bai Liu's temples jumped wildly, he took a deep breath: "Don't bite either."

"But I miss you very much." Spade hugged tightly, his legs pressed against Bai Liu, making Bai Liu unable to move, "I can come to you, why can't I kiss you?"

Bai Liu: "..."

Who taught the social etiquette of spades human beings can kiss each other by going to each other's house?

"Get up for me first." Bai Liu gave an order in a cold tone, and found that this trick didn't work very well. After the spades were still pressing him, Bai Liu paused and said another word, "I'll reward you when you get up."

Spade sat up quickly, and he stared straight at Bai Liu.

Bai Liu: "..."

Bai Liu lowered his eyes, knelt up and kissed Spade's eyelid very shallowly.

"Okay." Bai Liu sat back on the sofa. He held down the spades he wanted to come over. Suddenly, he didn't know why. He smiled lightly and asked softly, "Why do you want to kiss me?"

"I'm qualified." Spades looked at him, "I can kiss you now."

——The last time Bai Liu said he was qualified, he kissed him, so here in spades, the logic has evolved into, as long as he is qualified, he can always kiss Bai Liu.

"It's not that you are qualified, so you can kiss me." Bai Liu slowly let go of the hand that was holding the spades. He shrunk his feet on the sofa, wrapped his arms around his arms, and leaned his head on his knees. He Shuiguang's black eyes contained a lot of emotions that spades couldn't understand, and the words he said were light, but with a smile:

"It's because I like you that I allow you to kiss me."

Spades paused, and he asked back, "Like, what is it?"

"Like is probably a kind of feeling that has no value for money." Bai Liu lowered his eyes, and he explained to Spades calmly, "Usually it happens between people, with the secretion of dopamine and hormones, which makes people lose it for a short time. Rational, out of control, forgetting to weigh benefits and losses.”

"Overall, not a good thing."

Spades said quickly: "Then you are not allowed to like me."

After a while, he added expressionlessly: "You are not allowed to like others either."

Bai Liujing said for a while: "I won't do things that don't benefit me, so it's profitable for me to like you."

Spades asked, "Then what do you want me to do?"

Bai Liu slowly and slowly raised his eyes, he looked at the spades, and suddenly smiled: "I hope you can help me eat the soon-to-expire Cutie Duo."

Spades slowly: "?"

Bai Liu got up and picked up the cute one and handed it to him: "This is it."

It should be that Mu Ke's housekeeper was in a hurry when helping Bai Liu to fill the refrigerator. After buying all the expensive ice creams nearby, he hurriedly threw in a cute one, but unfortunately, this cute one is about to expire.

Bai Liu has always been so lucky, and most of the cute ones are expiring, so he was not surprised when he saw that it was only one day before the expiration date.

Spades took the cuteness from Bai Liu's hand. He looked at Bai Liu and asked seriously, "As long as I help you eat the cuteness that is about to expire every time, you can always like me, right?"

Bai Liu also looked at the spades, he was silent for a long time, and then said: "Every time, yes."

Spade's eyes were sharp, and he opened his mouth and was about to bite down. Bai Liuyan quickly stretched out his hand and caught the spade's teeth. He said calmly, "You haven't torn the wrapping paper yet."

In the end, with the help of Bai Liu, two or three mouthfuls of spades, swiftly and fiercely, devoured the soon-to-be-expired cute duo with an aura that was about to kill the lovely duo.

Then it got to himself and Bai Liu.

Before Bai Liu went to take a bath, he first gave Spade some basic electrical and safety knowledge, such as don't touch the socket, and don't eat anything with a hard taste, such as a coffee table - although it seems that this guy's skin is solid, he probably won't. Something goes wrong, but just in case.

He's the only one who can help destroy the cutest lizards.

Cherish the lizard, Bai Liu is responsible.

Then Bai Liu was going to call Lu Yizhan and ask about the situation of spades in reality - this lizard is really too solid, Bai Liu basically dazzled, and when he turned back, the spades had already gnawed the four corners of the coffee table curiously .

Not to mention, it is quite square and artistic.

After Bai Liu coldly pulled out the four corners of the coffee table from the spade's mouth, Bai Liu felt that he must take a shower.

"Lu Yizhan." The moment the call was connected, Bai Liu pointed out directly, "The spades are in my hand."

Lu Yizhan was confused and shocked: "...?! How much point ransom do I have to pay before you are willing to let him back?"

Bai Liu: "..."

Lu Yizhan quickly laughed: "Just kidding, I know where the spades are."

"His situation is a bit strange." Bai Liu paused strangely, "He seems to have similar physical qualities in reality and in the game."

"That's right." Lu Yizhan was not surprised. "Spades are monsters. They are a panel in reality and in games."

"Before, this guy has been working hard, and his curiosity is also heavy. I dare not let him come to reality. I am afraid that he will overturn the sky all at once. During the test, this guy has a maximum grip strength of 1 ton. If you don't control the force, you can crush your wrist, but now that you are here and he listens to your words, I dare to let him come into reality."

"The condition of the spades eyes has also stabilized for the time being." Lu Yizhan asked while sighing, "He's on your side now, isn't he pretty good?"

Bai Liu held up the phone and slowly looked up at the cute spades lying on the ground outside, sniffing indifferently on the ground. Bai Liu quickly covered the phone receiver and calmly warned: "Spades, don't lick them. On the ground, if you lick the ground, you are not allowed to lick me."

Spades snorted, and then asked, "But there's more cuteness on the ground."

"Don't worry about it." Bai Liu said coldly and cruelly, "It has been completely killed by you and will never be resurrected again."

——Before Bai Liu and Spade explained that the expired cuteness is mostly harmful to the human body, so he needs Spades to help him solve it. I don’t know why this guy understood the cuteness as a monster, and began to search the room for cuteness. Figure, trying to brutally slaughter the lovely family.

Then Bai Liu let go of the receiver, and the opposite Lu Yizhan was confused: "Why did you go silent just now?"

"The signal is not good." Bai Liu asked calmly, "What did you just say?"

Lu Yizhan snorted and said, "Ask you, spades are pretty good with you, right?"

Bai Liu replied casually, "It's okay."

Lu Yizhan was relieved: "That's good, he has no common sense, I'm afraid he will cause trouble."

Bai Liu said, "Then I'm going to take a bath."

"Okay... No, wait!" Lu Yizhan called out to Bai Liu in a panic, "I still have something to tell you!"

Bai Liu asked, "What's the matter?"

Lu Yizhan began to hesitate: "Ah, this, this, it's..."

Bai Liu said coldly, "Don't say I'm hanging up."

Lu Yizhan's heart was ruthless, and he closed his eyes directly: "——It's about the spades and you!!"

Bai Liu paused for two seconds, and then he reacted. Now it was Bai Liujing's turn to speak for a long time: "What do you want to say?"

"It's the physical quality of a normal person in real life, not the panel in the game." Lu Yizhan blushed and explained quickly, "But spades are not, because he is a monster, he is still a game in reality. That perverted panel in there."

"He was transformed from a mermaid. He has the strongest strength in his lower waist and legs. Whatever you want to do, just let him lighten up, or he will break you."

Bai Liu: "...Is there anything else to explain?"

Lu Yizhan let out a sigh, and he said in embarrassment and despair, "Also, in the early years, when I gave Spades a physiology course, when I took this part of the course, he couldn't understand this part of human knowledge, and he still felt that I am a lizard, and I will give the lizard's mating/mating process!"

"I was wrong! I know I was lazy, I was wrong!"

"But the lizard's sex process is a bit barbaric." Lu Yizhan almost stuttered, "Just, you have to bite your neck, and you have to tie the female's legs with your tail or something, yourself..."

"It's better not to be in reality..."

Bai Liu suddenly hung up the phone, his face was still calm, but his breathing was a little short.

That's fine if it's not in reality - Bai Liu thought so rationally and calmly at that time.

In order to calm himself down completely, Bai Liu decided to take a cold shower. He asked Spades to find a large pajamas for Spades, and asked Spades to change the dirty clothes on his body, and then walked into the newly renovated bathroom. Went to take a shower.

Spades honestly change clothes.

But unfortunately, Bai Liu thought that spades were suitable, and the pajamas that were too large for him were still too small.

After the spade was worn, the ankles and belly button were strangled, and even without common sense, the spade knew that the dress was small, so he took it off (and then ripped in the process of taking it off).

He had no clothes to wear. His previous clothes were thrown into the washing machine by Bai Liu as soon as they were changed. Now the Spades need a piece of clothes.

He found several Bai Liu shirts to try on, but none of them fit, so these shirts died after being tried on by spades-basically, their shoulders and back midline were collapsed.

Finally, Spades rummaged through a body pocket and found a particularly large doll suit.

The moment Spade saw the doll suit, his eyes froze, and the moment he saw the doll suit, his originally black eyes turned into silver blue.

He tried it on, and the upper body fit just right, as if it was made for him - in fact, this should be a doll suit that is very big to wear, but after the upper body of spades, it looks like pajamas .

At the moment when the doll suit was on, Spade seemed to be pulled by a subconscious mind, and he walked towards the bathroom where Bai Liu was taking a bath completely uncontrollably.

——He vaguely remembered that he had to show Bai Liu this dress, he would be happy when he saw it.

Despite Bai Liu's repeated warnings not to push the door in while he was taking a shower, Spades did so.

The strange feeling in Bai Liu's heart, whose lips were white from the cold water, went down. When he saw the spades open the door, his expression turned cold: "I didn't tell you not to come in..."

Bai Liu's words stopped, and he looked completely still at the spade with silver blue eyes in the doll suit outside the door.

Spades said, "I like you, Bai Liu."

Bai Liu stretched out his hand to wrap Spade's face, then pulled the spade into the bathroom, pushed the spade to the bathroom door, and closed his eyes and kissed him.

When the spades, whose hair was wet by the cold water, lowered his head, hugged him fiercely, bit the back of his neck, and pushed up hard, Bai Liu trembled and put his hands on the glass frosted glass that was just installed in the bathroom. On the door, there were two chaotic handprints.

The water in the shower head was very cold, and the skin of spades should have been cold as well, but at this moment, for some unknown reason, it stuck tightly to Bai Liu's back, causing him to tremble.

It turns out that an animal like a lizard can also heat its blood when it is so intense?

Bai Liu bit his lower lip, panting with the force of spades and his eyes reddened, his mind was completely in a trance.

At the moment when the back of his neck was bitten and hurt, Bai Liu raised his head with scattered eyes. He faced the shower head that kept pouring water, thinking:

I like this kind of thing... It's a completely out of control feeling that has no value for money.

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