I became a god in American comics

"Ahhhhh~"

With a long scream, Deadpool fell from the sky and landed in a piece of yellow sand.

Swoosh——————Puff~

This is very unlucky...

What's even more unlucky is that he landed on his head.

With an ostrich-eating-shit posture with his butt sticking out, his whole head fell into the yellow sand.

Deadpool twisted his big red butt, supported the yellow sand with both hands, and kept exerting force.

ber~

Finally, with a crisp sound, Deadpool successfully pulled out his head!

And the price was just a minor injury of breaking his cervical vertebrae when pulling it out.

At least for him, this is not a skin injury, after all, the skin is still connected to the neck.

What a cold joke.

"Ah, bah, bah! Who sneak attacked me!"

Deadpool pulled off the hood on his head that was covered with yellow sand and the green blood of the Skrulls, with an angry face.

But the anger didn't last long on his face, and his expression turned horrified again.

"Oh thank you! Barbie Q is coming!"

A hundred meters ahead, a black mist-like monster with red eyes and a huge mouth was rushing towards him.

And with the speed and distance of the monster, he had no place to hide!

At the critical moment, another portal appeared behind him, just like the orange cube that attacked him.

And stretched out two hands from it to grab his shoulders, pulled Wade in directly, and quickly closed it.

The next moment, the black mist-like monster whizzed past.

Almost, Wade was swallowed by the black mist.

"Yamidie, Yamidie~~~~

Don't eat me, I just pooped my pants, it's smelly, not delicious~~~~"

Wade hugged his chest and covered his eyes with his hands, closed his eyes tightly, and had a shy expression on his face that was reluctant to refuse.

The expressions of the staff of the Time Administration:

(ㅍ_ㅍ) x N

"Mr. Wade Winston Wilson, please don't panic, you are safe."

A man in a gray suit with a strong broadcasting voice slowly walked out from behind Wade.

Hearing the voice behind him, Wade dared to open his eyes from between his fingers.

After seeing that he was safe, Wade's eyes unscrupulously scanned the retro equipment around him, and finally fixed his eyes on the man in a suit beside him.

"Are you deliberately using this disgusting broadcast bubble voice to talk to me? Are you trying to pick me up?

You should know that I only use this "magnetic" bubble voice when I'm trying to pick up girls in the bar.

But I'm not gay, at least not now.

I may have been gay before when I was short of money, you know.

Living with a blind old woman also requires paying rent, and that was a wonderful but painful time.

But unfortunately, I'm financially free now, so you can't pick me up~"

The man in the suit opened his mouth, and Wade's mouth was so annoying that his CPU was fuming, and it took him a long time to recover.

"I'm not gay either, and I didn't deliberately use bubble voice, this is my original voice."

Wade's attitude suddenly changed to expressionless, with his hands behind his back with an indifferent look.

His whole aura became steady and suppressed, as if the funny guy just now was not him.

"Oh, I see. Then tell me your name and what's going on now."

Shocked by Wade's indifferent eyes and the sudden change of his oppressive aura, the man in the suit couldn't help but report:

"Oh, I'm Mr. Paradox. This is one of the departments of the TVA Time Management Bureau. I asked someone to bring you here because I..."

Mr. Paradox felt something was wrong and stopped.

Wait, Wade is not his boss, why should he report the situation to this bastard!

Wade saw that Mr. Paradox had reacted, and his indifferent expression on his face returned to "lively".

I have to say that the aura of the big boss Arnault is really intimidating.

I just stole a few points, and I almost said my pants out of this guy with a stupid name like Mr. Paradox.

"Time Management Bureau, wow, that must be Elliot in Loki 1, so cool~"

Mr. Paradox had an unnatural look on his face when he heard the name Loki, but he quickly covered it up.

"Okay, now that I've visited your clown zoo and seen the black fog animals inside, please send me back.

After all, you may not know that I have signed my indenture to a manor owner and am now his slave.

If he finds out that I'm absent from work to play in your zoo while cleaning up the green "toilet poop", the consequences will be very serious~"

Hearing the name of the manor owner, Mr. Paradox shuddered.

HoweverDon't get me wrong, his ancestors were not caught to collect some white substance.

But he knew very well who the owner of the manor Wade was talking about was.

He understood the horror of that guy, and even more so the horror of the person behind that guy.

That was not someone he could offend!

That's why he went to so much trouble to first teleport Deadpool to the void, and then bring him from the void.

"Mr. Wilson, before I send you back, I think you have to understand why I would take the risk of bringing you to the Time Administration."

Wade caught the key words, and when he heard that Mr. Paradox could send him back, he felt confident and patted him on the shoulder.

"Xiao Bei, I guess you brought me to this Time Management Bureau because I used the time travel device with an electric lock.

But that thing exploded after it accidentally sent me to another world. It's gone. It also broke my kidneys at the time.

So listen to my advice and let it go."

Faced with Wade who was talking to him in an elder's tone, Mr. Paradox slapped Wade's hand away.

He pointed to the many old screens in front of him, and suddenly many pictures of Wade using the time travel device appeared.

The screen in the middle showed the last time Wade used the time travel device after Vanessa broke up with Wade, who was heartbroken.

"First of all, we all know that you didn't use the time traveler accidentally.

You used it many times, and finally, after your girlfriend dumped you, you gave up and randomly teleported to another universe.

Secondly, although you did use the time traveler illegally, I didn't ask you to come here for this reason."

Wade looked at the screen that monitored his every move in the past, and finally looked at Vanessa blankly, with a somewhat lonely expression.

But who is he? He is Deadpool, and he quickly regained his cynical expression.

"Shit, you have to understand that it wasn't Vanessa who dumped me, it was us who dumped each other!

Also, since it's not because of this, then what the hell are you talking to me about? Send it back before I get completely angry!"

After saying this, Wade didn't wait for Mr. Paradox to reply, and directly touched him up and down, searching his body, trying to find the time traveler on him that could send him back.