I became a god in American comics

After many twists and turns, and being stabbed by various Wolverines, he finally found a soft persimmon... ahem.

Slip of the tongue, he found the most perfect Wolverine, commonly known as the drunkard wolf.

Then let's fast forward the plot... x3

Basically, he brought this drunkard Logan back to the Time Administration, wanting him to replace the Wolverine of his universe as the point-drawer, so as to save his universe.

But Mr. Paradox told him mercilessly.

This Wolverine is not only not the best Wolverine, but also the worst of the worst, a Wolverine who has failed the whole world.

What he has failed are not only the mutants in his world, but also the ordinary people in that world.

A Wolverine with countless blood on his hands!

And the Wolverine of the 10005 universe is irreplaceable, so even if Deadpool brings this drunkard wolf back to his universe, it will be useless.

The point-drawer is dead.

The universe will perish if it should.

And Mr. Paradox still had a grudge against Deadpool for kicking him.

So while Deadpool was devastated by the news, he winked.

Suddenly, a dozen TVA fighters sneaked around and stabbed the devastated Deadpool and the drunken Logan in the ass.

So of course, they were exiled to the void.

Time goes back to the present.

After Logan, who was tricked by Deadpool, woke up, he stretched out his claws in anger, and the battle was really about to start.

Swish!

As Logan's claws entered the flesh, the title, Deadpool and Wolverine officially fired the first shot!

How bloody is the battle between the two undead?

I won't go into the details of the process, I can only say that the parents of the children watched it and asked the theater to remove it from the shelves overnight.

That was really blood-splattering.

You stab my kidneys, I stab your soft balls!

You give me a few claws, I give you a few knives!

A piece of your flesh was cut off by the long knife, and one of my hands was cut off by the sharp claws!

Oh, what a shame~

The final result is that Logan and the enhanced version of Deadpool, who have experienced the bloody massacre, are both injured.

Two long knives and several small knives are stuck in Logan's body, and there are several deep wounds on his body that can see the adamantium bones.

Deadpool is missing arms and legs, five fingers on his left hand are neatly cut off, and one of his calves is missing.

Of course, this is the result of Deadpool not using the superpowers of the Extremis virus, but simply fighting with each other.

Both of them were exhausted and fell to the ground together, and the self-healing factor was repairing frantically.

Soon the injuries on both of them were healed.

Except for some blood on the body, it is basically impossible to tell that they have experienced a cruel and bloody battle.

Logan only lost a few pieces of flesh and suffered some skin injuries because he has an adamantium skeleton.

Coupled with his super self-healing ability, he recovered quickly.

Deadpool, on the other hand, had the Extremis virus, so his wounds healed and his limbs regenerated much faster than before.

So he recovered quickly, and even his fingers and calves grew back.

After Logan recovered from his injuries, he wanted to fight again and tear apart the bastard who had caused him to drift here.

"Wait!"

But Deadpool's newly grown baby-like white skin stretched out his little hand and interrupted Logan's second round of fighting again.

Deadpool opened his mouth and started to deceive.

In the end, the two did not fight.

Deadpool painted a big pie for Logan that the Time Administration could fix the mistakes Logan made, and the two temporarily stopped fighting.

Pa Pa Pa ~

There was a burst of applause.

"What a wonderful... rookie fight."

On the broken old sign of Fox, a tall figure with his back to the sun clapped silently.

The two who were lying on the ground and temporarily reconciled could not help but look over.

Logan looked solemn, and his sharp wolf sense made him aware of the terrifying strength of the newcomer.

Deadpool was still heartless and started to attack again:

"First of all, let me make it clear that I have no intention of offending you~

But big boss, may I know why you always appear in the sun or with your back to the sun?

Do you Kryptonians have to appear with the sun?

I mean, what if there is no sun at night? Can't you appear?

Just like vampires, but they are nocturnal creatures, and you are diurnal creatures.

Or like solar lights, they light up when there is sun, and they definitely don't light up when there is no sun~"

Arno slowly floated from the Fox sign to Deadpool and chuckled:

"Hehe, moonlight is also light, I can appear with my back to the moonlight at night."

Looking at the big boss standing in front of him, Deadpool still seemed heartless and without any burden.Finally, I breathed a sigh of relief.

"I have to say, big boss, your presence really makes me feel safe.

It's great to have you here, you are simply my savior..."

Arno unexpectedly glanced at Deadpool, who was lying on the ground and was so relaxed that he was about to fall asleep.

"I thought you would only say some cold jokes and bad jokes, but I didn't expect that there would be a day when you could say human words."

See, Arno said before that if Deadpool didn't act cheap, there must be something more terrible than the destruction of the universe.

Now, Deadpool is serious, and the crisis of the destruction of the multiverse has appeared, right?

Logan patted his butt and stood up, looking at Arno with a little caution, and pointed at Deadpool casually.

"Who are you? The muscular boyfriend of this girl?"

Arno glanced at the old wolf, who was still handsome even after middle age, and his eyes were full of admiration.

Strictly speaking, this is the first Marvel superhero to appear on the big screen in the previous life.

It was also his childhood idol, Wolverine Logan.

Although he admired this old wolf, Arno didn't have the problem of not fighting back when scolded.

"No, I'm his farmer. My farm is in need of a shepherd dog. I think you're a good fit."

Damn it!

Logan's eyes twitched when he heard this. When could he bear this kind of anger? The adamantium claws came out with a bang!

Deadpool, who was lying on the ground, supported his hands in a charming posture and looked at the two people who were on the verge of a sword.

"If I were you, I wouldn't do this~"

In the face of Deadpool's warning, the hot-tempered Logan responded to him with action, and his right claw stabbed Arno's thigh at lightning speed!

It's not fatal here, but it can let this damn farmer know that old wolves can bite people!

Arno didn't dodge, but just watched with interest the so-called indestructible adamantium claws attacking him.

duang! ! !

Crack! ! !

"Ah!!!!"

The scream of pain was not from Arno who was stabbed.

It was from Logan who was holding the bloody body and whose right hand was scratched by the sharp claws of the adamantium.