I became a legend after rebirth

Chapter 257

"Eat. I know you're not full, so don't stretch yourself."

"Ahem... If you say so, I'm really not full!"

Lin Yuan originally wanted to make Chen Nan angry and ask her to stop pestering him, so that he could break up after eating the cold noodles.

But this woman is quite sensible. Seeing that she likes Armani's sauced beef, she specially ordered a plate and opened a bottle of cold beer. Who could resist this?

"Mmm...Emma smells so good!"

After a stormy meal, Lin Yuan drank all the beer and ate most of a plate of beef. This time he was really full.

But looking at Chen Nan, he barely touched a few of the dishes he ordered, and he hadn't even finished half of his bowl of cold noodles.

Lin Yuan can't complain and dislike him anymore because he has a short mouth.

So he chatted with Chen Nan.

"My wife used to eat noodles like you, but I corrected her later."

Chen Nan sucked the noodles and looked at him: "How did you change it? Can this be changed?"

Lin Yuan sneered: "We were both poor when we were dating. We came out from school to eat at noon, and the money was enough for a bowl of noodles per person. I finished it in a few times, and my wife only ate a few noodles, and then I grabbed her noodles to eat. , after being hungry for a few times, Shen Wen got up quickly after eating noodles."

Chen Nan was stunned for a moment.

"Your approach is really surprising!"

"Hey, bad habits are all acquired through habit. If in the past, when everyone didn't have enough to eat, how could you still chew so carefully?"

Making a complaint in his mind, Lin Yuan took out his cigarette out of boredom and gestured to Chen Nan.

"Okay, if you mind, I'll go out and smoke."

Chen Nan said generously: "It's okay, just smoke it."

Lin Yuan lit the cigarette and took a puff.

"You invited me to dinner and allowed me to smoke, which made us feel embarrassed. How about I tell you a joke to cheer you up?"

Chen Nan was still eating noodles slowly, and looked interested when he heard this.

"Okay, I'm all ears."

Lin Yuan thought about it for a while, and deliberately chose a story about a bear and a rabbit.

He cleared his throat and said: "In the big forest, Bear and Little White Rabbit met. They went together for convenience. After they were done, Bear asked Little White Rabbit, are you afraid of getting dirty? Little White Rabbit said no, Bear I asked it again, "Do you shed your hair?" Little White Rabbit said, "I don't shed my hair."

Chen Nan frowned, thinking that Lin Yuan was talking shit to her on purpose. This man was really hopelessly bad.

But she doesn't want the other party to succeed. The more disgusting you are, the more delicious it will be for me.

With this mentality, she held the bowl firmly and started sucking the noodles again.

Lin Yuanyuan and Chen Nan were not affected or discouraged and continued to talk step by step.

"When the big bear heard that the little white rabbit said it couldn't shed its hair, he grabbed it and wiped its butt!"

"The next day, after eating, the big bear was sitting and resting when he saw a black rabbit passing by. He quickly called out and asked the black rabbit if he was afraid of getting dirty and whether he would shed hair. The black rabbit shook his head, "I'm not afraid of getting dirty and I don't want to shed hair." The hair was falling off, and the big bear grabbed the black rabbit and wiped its mouth!"

Speaking of this, Lin Yuan paused for a moment until he saw Chen Nan's expression of "That's it?"

He then continued: "The big bear felt something was wrong after wiping his mouth. When he saw the black rabbit on his hand, the color turned off.

Have we met before? The big bear asked the rabbit nervously.

The rabbit nodded and replied, yes, yesterday I was still white, but if you ask me if I will shed my hair, I will become black!"

This last sentence was completely beyond Chen Nan's expectations.

She couldn't help laughing at the rabbit's answer.

"Ha ha!"

But she forgot that she still had cold noodles in her mouth.

This smile made me choke immediately.

There was a pop.

A two-inch long piece of tough cold noodle stuck out of his nostril.

Lin Yuan was stunned when he saw this gorgeous beauty turning into this in front of him, and didn't know how to remedy it for a moment.

Chen Nan's tears of embarrassment welled up. She covered her nose with her hand, not knowing whether it would be better to break the noodle's path and let it suck back.

In desperation, Lin Yuan wanted to save the situation by fighting fire with fire, turning the embarrassment into a joke.

Just do it if you think of it!

He took out the one hundred yuan he used to blackmail Chen Nan and put it on the table.

"How about I pay you back and you perform for us again?"

Chen Nan collapsed, covering his face and carrying his bag and ran out of the hotel.

Lin Yuan was still shouting from behind: "Hey, you didn't take your cushion. What a pity it would be to throw away the one you bought for 200 yuan!"