I Became a Loophole in the World

before the red light.

Zhang San accidentally glanced at the sports car beside him, and saw the little girl sitting in the sports car.

Then.

Zhang San was puzzled and said, "Strange, the driver, now the sports cars are automated, can they be driverless?"

Li Si yawned and said, "What's the matter, maybe he is a mechanic."

inside the car.

Gu Xiu has no sense of existence.

aside.

Gu Xiaoya murmured, "It's strange that I can't see Uncle."

Gu Xiu smiled.

Gu Xiaoya lay down with salted fish, patted her empty stomach weakly with her little hands, and said, "Hey, I can't eat fried chicken, I can't drink Coke, I can't even eat lollipops, life is so boring."

All the way home smoothly.

Open the door.

Jin Yaner had been waiting in the living room for a long time.

Gu Xiaoya walked over and sat down dejectedly, "Mama, we're back."

within the body.

Princess Su Yuren looked at everything in front of her with curiosity through Gu Xiaoya's vision.

She is from a thousand years ago.

It is natural to be unfamiliar and curious about the world in this millennium.

"you?"

Jin Yaner has a tight shirt on her upper body and a tight skirt with a hip wrap on her lower body. Her slender and well-proportioned fleshy legs are overlapping. She has slippers on her silk feet. , where is your baby uncle?"

Gu Xiu silently stood aside, preparing to take off his glasses.

Gu Xiaoya's eyes were sly and she said with a smile: "Of course my precious uncle was hidden by me."

Saying that, looking at the air, he said, "Uncle, you are not allowed to show up."

Gu Xiu frowned and paused.

What are you doing, little girl, are you having fun?

Jin Yan'er's eyes were suspicious, she lifted her silk feet slightly, and with a flick, the slippers flew to the air her daughter was looking at.

Slap, the slippers fell to the ground.

Jin Yaner was naked, and said angrily: "Okay, don't make trouble, I have something to say to your precious uncle, let him come out."

"OK."

Gu Xiaoya said proudly, "But Mama, you have to promise me something."

Jin Yaner snorted coldly: "Want to eat fried chicken and drink Coke? No, eating too much of those spicy chicken foods will permanently reduce your physical attributes."

She knew very well what her own daughter was.

Gu Xiaoya said softly: "Oh, no, Mama, I like Uncle."

Jin Yaner said blankly, "Which one do you like?"

Gu Xiaoya said shyly, "I have any kind of preference."

Jin Yaner frowned slightly and said, "If you like it, like it, anyway, I can't control you, tell me what to do with this."

Gu Xiaoya threw herself into Jin Yan'er's arms and said, "But I can't marry my uncle, so... I want my uncle to be my father, Mama, let me show you a mission, it's a rare mission released by the system Mama for you and the uncle. Task"

Rare quest?

Mystery reward?

Jin Yan'er looked at the task and said indifferently, "Impossible, you should give up this task and marry yourself."

That's right, she wants to be Gu Xiu's mother-in-law.

at the same time.

Gu Xiu took off his glasses, coughed dryly, and said, "Sister-in-law, Xiaoya is talking nonsense, don't worry about it, that task has nothing to do with me, Xiaoya will not give up life or death."

Gu Xiaoya hummed: "Scumbag."

Jin Yan'er is worthy of being a policeman. Seeing Gu Xiu's sudden appearance, she calmly said with a sneer, "Come on, if you don't have the heart, this mission will appear?"

Gu Xiu said honestly: "I just want to see what the quest reward is. If I don't pay attention, Xiaoya will take the quest and I can't withdraw it."

Gu Xiaoya said with contempt: "Uncle, you put all the faults on my child, I don't love you anymore, I don't love you anymore.

"

Gu Xiu looked innocent.

"All right."

Jin Yaner interrupted, looked at Gu Xiu, and said, "What's the matter with you?"

Gu Xiu subconsciously said, "What?"

Jin Yaner got up and sat down on the coffee table in front of Gu Xiu, her legs crossed and her expression serious, she said, "Now for the interrogation, tell me honestly, what is your strength and what is your character level?"

Gu Xiaoya couldn't wait to sell: "I know, the uncle's character level is 25, and his occupation level is 30. He is still a rare extreme martial artist, and he also joined the Special Warfare Department."

heard.

Jin Yaner opened her small mouth, her eyes were shocked and unbelievable.

Is this kid hanging up?

Gu Xiu looked helpless and said, "Good luck, good luck."

Jin Yan'er resisted the urge to kick the handsome face, recovered her senses, paused, and said, "Okay, I won't ask how these came from, lest you find reasons to lie to me again, but there is one point. You have to remember, be nice to Xiaoya in the future."

Gu Xiu was stunned and said, "Ah?"

Jin Yan'er said, "Ah what, if she really likes you and really wants to marry you, then you can marry her."

Gu Xiaoya's mind is full of question marks.

Gu Xiu thought about it and said, "Sister-in-law, you know?"

Jin Yaner nodded and said, "Well, I know."

Gu Xiaoya asked curiously, "What do you know?"

Jin Yaner said casually, "Your precious uncle was not born to your grandmother and grandfather."

The words fall.

Gu Xiaoya's eyes were full of light, which was extremely scary.

Gu Xiu casually held down the little girl who wanted to pounce, and said, "How do you know, sister-in-law?"

Jin Yaner said lightly, "Your brother told me."

Gu Xiu thought about his parents' behavior, and had an ominous premonition, and said, "My brother, he didn't receive this gift on his eighteenth birthday, right?"

Jin Yan'er said, "That's right, your brother picked it up a few years before you."

Gu Xiu was speechless.

What kind of parents are you?

What kind of luck do you have as a parent, you can pick up a child if you have nothing to do... It's simply...

Jin Yaner got up and said, "Okay, I'm hungry, let's cook."

"old…"

As soon as Gu Xiaoya said a word, she couldn't wait to pounce.

Gu Xiu blocked the word behind it, got up and said, "I'll do it, I'll do it."

Jin Yaner took off her shirt hotly, walked to the kitchen, and said, "I haven't asked you yet, what's the matter with your eyes, and why you keep closing them."

Gu Xiu said casually: "It's nothing, I have learned a celestial eye, and I can see with my eyes closed."

Jin Yaner didn't care about the thin vest on her body, and said, "Tianyantong, isn't that a Buddhist technique? How can you learn it, where did it come from?"

Behind the two of them, Gu Xiaoya followed eagerly.

While washing dishes and cooking, Gu Xiu said casually, "Just a copy of the haunted house, kill the boss and fall out. If you have the talent of Buddha nature, you can learn it."

Jin Yan'er suddenly said, "I remember that Tianyantong can see through."

Gu Xiu didn't think much, nodded and said, "Yes."

Jin Yaner said suspiciously, "You can't turn on the perspective now."

Gu Xiu scratched his head and said, "If you have a passive effect, you can see through at any time if you want to see through it, but I'm cooking a meal, so why open the see-through."

Gu Xiaoya said quietly, "Look at me and Mama."

Only then did Gu Xiu react, suddenly realized, and said with a smile: "Don't worry, I won't do that. Besides, what's so beautiful about your bones."

Jin Yan'er frowned and said, "Did you see through the bones directly?"

Gu Xiu knew everything, and said: "Not really, the depth of perspective can be grasped, the deeper it is, the more the target of the perspective can perceive it, and the shallower it is, like clothes that only see through, and the person being clairvoyant can't perceive it. "

"It's not 100% invisible. If you have a high mental attribute, you can still detect it."

"The spiritual attributes of the two of you must be imperceptible."

"But don't worry about anything. I'm not interested in you guys. It's too hot to look at without clothes."

"By the way, I plan to move out and live. I will let the Special Warfare Department arrange for me where I live. You don't have to worry about it."

"…"

Murderous, quietly emerging...