I Became a Loophole in the World

The cemetery was quiet, and the quiet wind cooled down.

The phone suddenly rang.

Sister-in-law calls.

Gu Xiu connected.

Jin Yan'er's voice came out: "Xiao Xiu, when will you be back? Xiaoya yelled for you to play with her."

Gu Xiu looked at his brother.

Gu An smiled and shook his head slightly.

Gu Xiu sighed and said, "I can't go back for the time being, sister-in-law, don't be too busy, and accompany Xiaoya."

Jin Yan'er paused and said, "Yes."

The phone hangs up.

Gu Xiu looked at the sky and said, "Brother, go back and have a look."

Gu An looked desolate, smiled casually, and said, "Forget it, since you're dead, then you should be dead. It's better not to appear again."

Gu Xiu was silent.

The brothers were silent for a while and drank silently.

Zhou Xue watched silently.

After a while.

Gu Xiu used a banana, converted it into a bunch of mutton skewers through the refining array, and handed it to Zhou Xue.

The cost of cross-species conversion is a bit large.

But still acceptable.

The meat skewers were cooked by Zhou Xue after a while.

Just grab some burial grass and convert it into cumin chili or other ingredients, the consumption is not worth mentioning.

Sprinkle with toppings.

Gu Xiu and Gu An started to eat.

Zhou Xue stared at him, pitifully.

Gu Xiu said lightly, "Sit down."

Zhou Xue said happily: "Thank you, master."

Entrance to the skewer.

Wow.

Delicious.

And beer, ah, satisfied.

The host is so nice, so kind, so meh.

Of course, while eating, she did not forget to continue to serve as an oven.

Originally, there was nothing at the tomb, but after Gu Xiu casually looked for something to change for a while, all the outdoor items such as plates, chopsticks, barbecue, beer, tablecloths, etc. were all ready.

Umbrellas are out.

This is not to pay homage, but to camp completely.

I must use bananas for eating, and other materials are taken locally, which is very convenient.

"Not bad, comfortable."

Gu An was very satisfied. He didn't care about any scruples or image. He ate and drank, and said, "Do you know what my destiny is?"

Gu Xiu took the skewer handed over by Zhou Xue, thought about it, and said, "I don't know."

Gu An was not surprised, and said, "Yinghuo."

"Yinghuo's destiny has meanings such as rudeness, confusion, falsehood, fierceness, coolness, right and wrong, wrong as right... and so on."

"Everyone has a destiny."

"Most of the people who are fascinated by fate die early, die violently, and there is always chaos around them."

"In ancient times, the world was in chaos, so what happened to Yinghuo?"

"Anyway, it is difficult for people with this fate to live for a long time."

"But any fate can be cracked."

"Confused, confused, confused, so the way to crack the fate is to only be false, not true."

"A fake is a fake. Even if you have a name, it is fake. Not only the name must be fake, but there can be no real progress, and even the relationship must be fake."

"The more intimate, the closer the connection, the more fake it is."

"Dad is also a confuse, so I asked my mother to be a fake husband and wife, and took our two children as fake sons."

Gu Xiu suddenly realized and said, "No wonder Mom and Dad always sleep in separate rooms, and Dad never cares about me or cares about me. I thought they divorced in private. Dad is my stepfather."

"And brother, you left home early and rarely come back."

Gu An sighed, and said, "People who are Ying Huo Ming have a cold nature, so am I."

"Tell me about your sister-in-law."

"Then go to university, Yan'er is the goddess in the school."

"No one dares to chase, the reason is that Yan'er's fate is also very unlucky, and even her boyfriend can't beat her life."

"It's just a mere life,

Have you ever been afraid of Yinghuo? "

"No."

"I have a fake husband, can you kill me?"

"Just kidding, impossible."

"…"

Gu An looked arrogant.

Gu Xiu was speechless and said, "Brother, after you got married, you only lived for two years..."

Gu An was immediately embarrassed, but insisted: "What happened in two years, even if it's only two years, I haven't been counseled."

Zhou Xue handed the skewers to show respect.

Gu Xiu sighed and said, "Where's Xiaoya, what's wrong with her?"

Gu An took a sip of beer and said, "Xiaoya, she just had a miserable life, her parents died, and she has no relatives, so she can only be taken care of by a friend like Yan'er."

Gu Xiu was suspicious.

Sure?

Is it really just a miserable life, no other secrets?

Why can't I believe it...

Gu An continued: "But adoption requires parents and families, so as soon as Yaner and I talked, we got married and registered together."

"She needs a fake family and husband, and I also need a fake family, a wife, a fake daughter is better."

"Actually, she didn't want to hurt me at first."

"But it's ridiculous, I've never been afraid of my life..."

"…"

Yes, yes, no fear.

Gu Xiu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said, "Brother, you really have a big heart."

Gu An waved his hand and said, "Being a person, you must have confidence."

Increasingly westward.

Gu Xiu asked curiously, "Brother, what about me, what is my destiny?"

Gu An took a sip of beer and said enviously, "Peach Blossom Life."

Gu Xiu: …

Gu An kept beer, and suddenly said: "Xiao Xiu, take care of their mothers in the future."

Gu Xiu nodded heavily and said, "Well, definitely."

Gu An patted Gu Xiu on the shoulder and said nothing.

Another half-day drinking.

Gu Xiu said, "Brother, after today, you..."

Gu An smiled and said, "People are always going to die. I have always been very open."

"In these years, I have lived a wonderful life every day, enough is enough."

"The only regret is probably your sister-in-law."

"Don't look at your sister-in-law who looks deserted on the surface, in fact, I secretly entered her dream, the dream thing, tsk tsk..."

Gu Xiu said helplessly, "Brother, be serious."

Zhou Xue's eyes were curious, wondering what the dream was.

Gu An looked regretful, and said, "Okay, okay, let's not talk about that, but you, if you have a chance to change your life, then change it, and then help me fulfill my unfulfilled wish."

"Since you're wearing this dress, you should do what this dress is supposed to do."

"To tell you the truth, brother, my wish is to open a harem, hugging from left to right..."

"…"

[The only rare mission: Brother's Last Wish...]

Gu Xiu was speechless.

Dude is so rude...

After a while.

"That's almost all that needs to be said."

Gu An looked at the sky, and the whole person suddenly calmed down and said, "You should go too."

Gu Xiu took a sip of beer and said, "I will accompany you to the end."

Gu An smiled, raised his hand, and in his hand was a platinum and diamond-studded watch that looked very expensive, and said, "Take it, it's a good thing."

Gu Xiu took the watch and found that the dial was very complicated, as well as the astrolabe and the moon.

The hour, minute, and second hands are all spinning and shaking.

Obviously.

This watch is not used to tell the time.

[Equipment: Time and Space Distortion]

[Grade: Artifact (Shard)]

[Effect: It can distort the time and space around itself, making all time and space spells ineffective. 】

【Unbound】

…

[Binding...triggering bug...]

[Equipment: Time and Space Distortion]

[Grade: Artifact (Shard)]

[Effect: It can distort the time and space around itself, making all time and space spells invalid. 】

[Bug effect: Time and space are disordered, and there is a certain chance to return the received time and space spells to the attacker. 】

[Note: Priority is given to return, otherwise it will be invalid if the return fails. 】

Artifact Fragments…

Gu Xiu didn't have any fluctuations in his heart, he took it with him and said, "Thanks, brother."

Gu An was serious for less than three seconds, but he recovered in an instant, and said in disbelief, "What did you say?"

Gu Xiu said strangely: "I said thank you."

Gu An sighed and said, "Bury it, you actually thanked me."

Zhou Xue chuckled.

Gu Xiu was helpless.

Time passed slowly.

Abroad, in the headquarters building of Weiguang Pharmaceutical.

Wearing glasses, the elegant and easy-going western old man sat behind his desk and worked on documents.

There was a knock on the office door.

The western old man said, "Come in."

Walking in was a clown in a dress, a top hat, and heavy makeup.

"BOSS."

The clown took off his top hat and leaned over to salute, "[Time and Space Trickster] Bryce, at your service."

The old man said without raising his head, "Go to Huaxia Shanhai City and bring back Wang's research materials and results."

The corner of the clown's red mouth raised upwards and said, "I'm very willing to serve you."

The words fall.

The figure disappeared into thin air.

Calm again in the office...