I Became An NPC And Joined The Chat Group

Inside the House of Masters

Sakata Ginshi, who was lying on his side on the tatami, supported his head with one hand, scratched his butt with the other, and turned the page of the boy Jump in front of him.

"Really, young people are really thin-skinned now, so they won't be able to catch up with cute girls.

Sakata Gintoki suddenly muttered to himself.

"Yin Sang, are you still in the water group?"

Shimura Shinpachi, who was cleaning the room beside him, looked over.

You have been in the water for almost a week, and you are basically soaking in the group except sleeping. "

"Yin Sang can't do this!"

Shimura Shinpachi said in a lesson.

Sakata Gintoki had already told Shimura Shinpachi, Kagura, and Toshi Granny about the chat group.

Anyway, there is nothing to hide, everyone is their own people, there is nothing to say.

After that, life is not just how it should be lived, nothing has changed.

The only change is probably that the uncle with silver hair naturally curly started to like the water group.

Sakata Yinshi waved his hand, showing an esoteric expression: "Xinpachi, you don't understand, everyone in this group is talented, looks good, speaks nicely, and when you join the group, you feel like you're home. , Yin Sang, I really like it here!"

"Yin Sang, if you stay like this all day, you will really become a waste uncle! Although you are already a waste uncle!"

Shimura, Tucao, Xinba crazy Tucao.

"That's not right, anyway, it's already a waste uncle, it doesn't matter if you waste a little more."

Sakata Yinshi was unmoved at all, and even his booger froze.

"Is this really good?" Shimura Shinpachi suddenly became very calm, unable to see his eyes under the reflection of his eyes.

"Although we usually don't have much entrustment, we can maintain our lives anyway.

"And now, we haven't accepted orders for a week in a row. If we don't open to accept orders, we really can't afford to eat."

"Huh?" Sakata Ginshi's booger-prone hand suddenly stopped, and he began to realize the seriousness of the matter.

Really "If it turns out like this, Kagura will beat you to the bone and drag you out to accept the commission, right?

After Shimura Shinpachi said these words, the rooms were suddenly opened.

"Hey, Gin-chan! Shinpachiro!"

Let's "Hurry up and open!"

"Staying in the house all day is so boring!"

Kagura rushed in and grabbed Sakata Gintoki and Shimura Shinpachi by the collars, shaking them constantly.

"What, what, what...*2

Sakata Gintoki and Shimura Shinpachi looked at each other, who were a little dizzy from being shaken.

So, open?

Well, let's open, I don't want to go to the hospital yet.

The two people who were about to be persecuted quickly made a decision with their eyes.

"Wait, that Kagura." Sakata Yinshi suddenly thought of something.

The entrustment "let's talk about it tomorrow?"

"Huh?" Kagura's eyes narrowed, "What bastard are you talking about! Do you want to be lazy again!?"

"No no no!"

Sakata Yinshi quickly waved his hand, although his fighting ability is very good, but he can't stand the fist of this strange girl.

Death is not death, but it is estimated that he will go to the hospital to lie down for a few days.

Sakata Yinshi coughed twice on purpose and said solemnly: "The chat group is going to have an offline party at noon today, that is, the group members face the base, and they are going to the world of other group members, so I don't have time today!

"Well-!"

Kagura looked like the old lady was very unhappy.

Sakata Yinshi left a drop of cold sweat and said quickly: "However, the group member Mianji can take people there, Yinsang I can take you there!

"!"

Excited for a moment.

You say this old lady, I'm not sleepy anymore!

Really? Are you sure!"

"Can I go too!?

Sakata Yinshi nodded and said with a big flickering expression: "Of course! And there will be a banquet there, there are a lot of delicious food!"

"banquet!"

Kagura excitedly threw the two people out of his hands.

"boom"!

Sakata Ginshi touched the head that had just hit the wall, glanced at Kagura excitedly dancing, and heaved a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, this girl has been dealt with.

"That, Yin Sang..."

Sakata Ginshi turned his head and saw that Shimura Shinpachi was also embarrassed by his clothes.

"Hey, I'll take you with Xin Baba, don't worry!" Sakata Yinshi said with a slap in the face.

"Thank you Gin-san!" Shimura Shinpachi also said excitedly.

"it's okay no problem."

Yin Shi showed a smile that was uglier than crying, and thought to himself, "Ahhh! Yinsang, I managed to sign in and earn three hundred points! It's gone!!!"

"Alala~, there are only more than 200 group points at present~

"It takes 10,000 points to buy the crystal of the primordial elves. It's really a long way to go."

"Well~, although it won't be long~

Tokisaki Kurumi, put a gun to his delicate chin and made a thoughtful look.

"What ten thousand points?

Honjo Niya, who put on new clothes, looked at Tokisaki Kurumi suspiciously.

This woman in front of me is really strange.

He suddenly appeared in the research institute to save himself, and then told himself the truth of the original elf and asked himself to join her.

Anyway, he was the benefactor who rescued him from that hellish place, so Erya Benjo agreed very simply.

After just getting along for a short time, I found out that this guy has some bad personality.

Especially when they often say something inexplicable.

For example, it is really "a group of sand sculptures", "Chen Sang is really cute." and so on.

It was inexplicable.

"Well, it's nothing~

Tokisaki Kurumi took off the spiritual outfit on his body, revealing his original black dress.

"Erya sauce, I have to go out again later, so you just stay at home and don't go out~

After all, "I just rescued you, but I don't want you to be captured again."

Facing the grinning Tokisaki Kurumi, Honjo Erya pouted.

"I'm not that stupid yet. If you have something to do, just go with yours."

"Then I'm going out~

Tokisaki Kurumi walked out of the house with a smile.

Happy spoiler: "Sand sculptures! It's almost time, are you all ready!"

Really not a girl: "Chongchongchong! The first official offline party!"

Golden Retriever: "I'm OK! The venue is all ready!"

Playboy: "I've got a whole case of good wine ready!"

Self-destruction master: "One box? Most of this group are still underage!

Playboy: "Who said I want to give you a drink? Isn't there a person who can drink more in our group? [raise eyebrow.jpg]

Strawberry Milk Samurai: "That's right! Coupled with Xiaoxiao and Chen, a case of wine may not be enough!"

Tokisaki Kurumi: "Alala~, to actually drink alcohol in front of minors, what an irresponsible old uncle~

Tokisaki Kurumi: "Ah, of course, I didn't (aece) say anything about Sister Xiaoxiao and Chensang~"

The unremarkable Emiya: "I have no problem with this, I can leave at any time!"

Love Angel: "No problem, but is there someone missing?"

Spider: "Come here!"

Spider Zi: "I'm sorry, I was overheard by that guy D when I invited the Demon King to the party. She has been pestering me just now, asking me to take her there!"

Happy spoiler: "emmmmm... You have to deal with the old goblin, the system problems, and the evil god D, you are really busy enough."

Spiderzi: "That's right! I haven't had a salted fish for a long time! [Crying.jpg]

Really not a girl: "Good~, don't cry, don't cry~ [touch head.jpg]

"Well!"

Bai Zhi, who was lying on the big bed, suddenly blushed, and then the whole person twisted and rolled like a group on the bed.

Oh, don't (not good)! Oh, don't (not good)!

Why am I so excited!!!

It's all Ash's fault!

That's right! It's all Ah Chen's fault!

Spider-Man was madly in cross talk in his heart.

Happy spoiler: "People are offline."

Strawberry Milk Samurai: "Oh! They're offline!"

The worst elf: "Allah, they are offline.

Playboy: "Hey hey, people...

Not really a girl: "Stop!!!

It's really not a girl: "By the way, do we still have those group members who want to bring people to the party? [curious.jpg]

Golden Retriever: "The topic has changed so badly!"

Love Angel: "One person."

The unremarkable Wei Gong: "Well, I'm just me."

Happy Spoiler: "One +1"

Worst Spirit: "+1"

Playboy: "I'll bring Pepper over here."

Golden Retriever: "My mom and I are at a party!"

Self-destruction master: "I'll bring Xuena."

It's really not a girl: "Oh, the big teacher's youth love story ended ahead of schedule?"

Self-explosive master: "Yes, a ghost's youth love story!"

Strawberry Milk Samurai: "Shinpachi, and Kagura." Weeping. jpg]

The unremarkable Wei Gong: "Huh? Why is Yin Sang crying? Isn't it good to have a lot of people?"

Love Angel: "Oh, it's not easy?"

Love Angel: "It takes 100 points to travel alone, and it took less than a week for the waste material to join the group. It is estimated that these 300 points are almost all his savings for nearly a week."

Strawberry Milk Samurai: "Damn it! If I didn't want to cause trouble for the people in the special service industry, I wouldn't bring a stinky girl like her to the adults' party! [Anger.jpg]

Golden Retriever: "Special service workers? What's that?"

It's not really a girl: "The medical industry is a special service industry in terms of classification. Yinsang is saying that he doesn't want to be sent to the hospital by Kagura."

Golden Retriever: "Pfft!"

Spoiler is really happy: "Yes, people in the special service industry. [Han laugh.jpg]

Strawberry Milk Samurai: "Hey, Chen, please don't demolish people like this!"

Strawberry Milk Samurai: "My image of a great Samurai in the minds of the group was completely ruined by you!"

It's really not a girl: "Isn't it ruined long ago? [Tiny nose.jpg]

Fallen Angel: "Yes, after "Gintama" is placed in the group file, how many images do you think you still have?" Squint.jpg]

Strawberry Milk Samurai: "Damn it! How can you invade the privacy of our group members!"

Happy spoilers; "???"

Happy Spoiler: "Are you saying it again? [Mute warning.jpg]

Strawberry Milk Samurai: "The Samurai Soul will not yield!

Strawberry Milk Samurai: "Even if I'm banned for 999 days, I'll shout out in that rotten voice!"

Strawberry Milk Samurai: "Dog Pack..

["Strawberry Milk Samurai" was banned by the group owner for 999 days]

["Strawberry Milk Samurai" was lifted by the group owner]

Strawberry Milk Samurai: "The group leader is the most beautiful in the heavens and the world!

Happy spoiler: "Oops! What nonsense are you talking about! [Dese.jpg]

Master of Self-Explosion: "Ah, how do you say it..

Playboy: "That's what it said?"

Not really a girl: "That's what it says--"

Really not a girl: "As expected of you! Yin Sang!

(ps; new group members Sakata Gintoki, Tokisaki Kuangsan!)

(ps: I wrote the names of the characters based on the characters in the original work. For example, Kuangsan called Wuhe Shidou "Shidou-san", which is the name + Mr., so I wrote Kuangsan to call the protagonist Chen-sang. , As for Yinsang, there is no need to change this. Everyone in the group calls Yinshi that way. After all, Yinsang is the classic! By the way, although Kagura is called Yinshi, it is called "A Yin" like Shinpachi, but God Le is pronounced "Silver Sauce", and I'll say it here in advance, lest anyone gossip in the book review area.)

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