I Became Popular in the Underworld After Live Broadcasting Taoism

"The disaster of blood and light??"

Song Tangcai was happy for two seconds because of his good luck, but then he was dizzy by the news.

He thought it was absurd at first, but when he thought of Gu Zhisang's fortune-telling miracle, he panicked again, thinking: Has this kind of fate still happened to him? !

The next second he suddenly woke up, realized something and widened his eyes: "Master, are you talking about tomorrow?!"

"That's right, the robbery point will be displayed tomorrow." Gu Zhisang nodded, "Do you have a photo, send it to me now, I need something directly related to you to see the specific situation."

"Yes, yes, yes!" Song Tang hurriedly sent a picture, feeling uneasy.

After getting the photos, Gu Zhisang sent a private message to the director team, asking if the program team had a printer that could print out the photos.

Li Chenghe in the studio had a complicated expression. He had been paying attention to Gu Zhisang's live broadcast room, and immediately arranged for someone to print it after hearing the request.

When the photo was freshly released, Gu Zhisang was answering the barrage question: "...I just used magic numbers to deduce his fortune and fortune. It is a fortune-telling method and it is not a foreknowledge. There is a similar deduction method in "Shaozi Shenshu" record. Well, the photo is printed."

She took the photo, pressed it tightly between her palms, closed her eyes slightly, opened them after a while, and said:

"You should have a very important opportunity tomorrow. This is the turning point of your destiny and your catastrophe. All your happy life is based on getting through this turning point, but unfortunately, the result I feel is not good. Let I'll take another look."

Gu Zhisang took out the collected copper coins and tossed them three times. Everyone in the live broadcast room could see that the results were bad all three times.

"Well, it is indeed a bad omen. The reason why it is not a big disaster is because this catastrophe will not kill you, but will only **** you. Your opportunity for tomorrow should be some kind of high-intensity sports that are prone to collisions and injuries Bar."

'Only' disabled? ? !

Song Tang's face was completely stiff, and his face and lips were a little pale. Seeing him like this, the audience who didn't believe it at first also felt drummed in their hearts. Could it be that they counted again? !

"Yes, that's how it is...I'm a member of the city's basketball team. Tomorrow is the tryout for the provincial team. If I'm selected, I can enter the inspection list and become a professional athlete." Song Tang said.

"That can't be wrong." Gu Zhisang took back the copper coins, "Did you recently have acne on your nose, the root of the mountain and the center of the eyebrows? The disciple was sore and injured at the corner, that's what he meant."

Song Tang was about to cry when he thought of the few pimples he squeezed out last night. "Master, please help me, I don't want to be disabled!"

He is quite a talented sports student, otherwise he wouldn't have entered the city team at a young age, and wanted to be an athlete, if his body was disabled, he would be ruined for the rest of his life!

Gu Zhisang said: "If you avoid tomorrow's match, this disaster will naturally disappear."

"But...but that's a trial."

Opportunities like this kind of promotion are rare. If I miss this time, I don’t know when the next time will be;

And my teacher and coach is very optimistic about me, and strongly recommends me a spot. If he wastes the spot with such ridiculous reasons, the teacher will be very disappointed, and he will definitely not recommend himself even if he still has the chance!

With future on one side and health on the other, Song Tang fell into entanglement and pain.

[Your body is the most important thing, brother sweet, your family is so rich, you can go back and inherit the family business. 】

[No, it is so important for a sports student to become an athlete, and he may have a bright future for the country in the future. Does she, Gu Zhisang, say that if something happens to someone, it will happen? I also often have acne on my nose, and I am not disabled! 】

He struggled, "Master Gu, is there really no way to eliminate it?"

Gu Zhisang shook his head, "The doom is there, if you step on it, it will definitely appear."

If she was in her prime, she would really be able to eliminate this catastrophe, but the body she inherited is too useless, at most it can perform at 30% of the level of the prime, and it is still a terribly unlucky physique, and it is true that she cannot give out so much spiritual energy to dispel it for others disaster.

But her senses for this little boy are not bad, so it's not impossible that she can help.

One of the bullet screens was correct. She discovered during divination that this Song Tang was very weak, and with a possible fate, he would indeed become an excellent basketball player.

He will be promoted to the national team, will enter the world championship, and will also have a slight blessing on the national luck of his country.

Focusing on this point, Gu Zhisang still said: "How about this, you can private message me after today's program is finished, and I will use other methods to change your luck."

Song Tang's gloomy eyes lit up instantly, as if he saw hope again, "Thank you master! Then I will squat in the live broadcast room!"

—

After the two live broadcast interactions ended, more than an hour had passed, and there were no other shooting tasks in the morning.

The director team asked Gu Zhisang through the headset if he wanted to chat with the audience more, because the popularity of her live broadcast room was very high, and it had already exceeded 300,000, which was more than double that of the second most popular.

This metaphysical show adopts an elimination system, at least one person will be eliminated in each episode, and the popularity of the contestants' live broadcast room occupies a large part of the judging criteria;

After all, programs also need traffic and audiences, and popular players will not be eliminated easily.

The other contestants only interacted once, and it ended much earlier than Gu Zhisang's side, but they were basically still live broadcasting, chatting with the audience to maintain the enthusiasm.

But as soon as Gu Zhisang heard it, he could take a break, so he directly downloaded the broadcast regardless of the audience's persuasion.

After the camera was turned off, she lazily leaned on the chair, and her assistant Xiao Zhou, who had been watching her live broadcast in the room, handed her tissues and water.

As soon as she looked up, she saw Xiao Zhou's eyes glowing with admiration, "Sister Sang, you are so amazing!"

As he said that, he handed the phone to her eyes, and it was the hot search interface of Big Eye Boy.

Gu Zhisang glanced at it and found that there were several hot search terms following the name of the "Spiritual Affairs" program group, and most of them were related to her.

The third place in the hot search, #博主清风月明礼物动物#.

Gu Zhisang raised his eyebrows slightly, and clicked to find that someone in the hot search had picked up all the pet videos taken by Tian Ming, which really made them find out what was wrong.

Tian Ming's beautiful short cat is famous for being funny and smart. Usually, everyone just looks at it and laughs, but now after careful observation, it is found that some actions are not what the cat itself can do, and they should be forced to pose for a photo.

Netizens pointed out the part of the cat bouncing in the video. The cat didn’t jump up on its hind legs, but turned backwards suddenly. When the video slowed down, a dirty rope was cut on the cat’s neck;

The cat was torn over by the rope!

In addition, Tian Ming’s Golden Retriever Dog Reunion is positioned as an eating and broadcasting dog with a big stomach. Every time he shoots a video, he can eat more than twice the amount of food that other dogs eat.

These collections instantly exploded on the Internet and rushed to the front row of hot searches.

Tian Ming immediately sent a clarification, explaining that the rope was needed for the shooting effect, and the golden retriever dog’s food intake was indeed so large. His tone was very serious, and he said that he would send a lawyer’s letter to Gu Zhisang to sue her for defamation and maliciously slander his reputation. .

For a while, there were different opinions on the Internet, each with their own attitudes. Because he himself is an Internet celebrity blogger and a well-known big fan, he clarified that most of the clauses were "Qingfeng" and those who believed in him and supported him.

[Laughing, the nonsense that Gu Zhisang can tell fortunes is actually believed? 】

[We 'Qingfeng' believe in Yueming Dada, he is a very good big brother in the group, don't you people who help others abuse the internet and abuse others, don't you feel ashamed? ! 】

They couldn't match up with passers-by, so they ran to the official blog and Gu Zhisang's homepage to curse non-stop.

However, only ten minutes after this clarification was issued, a video appeared on the Internet.

The video looks like it was shot several years ago. The picture is blurry and chaotic. It shows six or seven smiling men and women besieging and capturing stray animals and mistreating them. It makes people angry.

Among them was a young man whose face was not marked, and his facial features were clearly that of the younger Tian Ming, and the bridge of his nose was indeed a bit more collapsed than it is now.

The most popular comment is the president of the association with the official V of the 'Animal Protection Association'. According to the president, animal abusers were rampant on the Internet in the early years, and their people spent a lot of effort to catch small groups Gathered offline and seized a batch of videos and photos.

Because the protected animals killed in the photos directly became the criminal evidence of these people, they were finally detained and fined, and the captured videos have been stored in the archives of the association.

Animal Protection Association V: "This video is a file kept within the association. The content is true, but it is not the outflow of people from the association. The specific reason is under investigation."

Some netizens cut out the person in the video and compared it with Tian Ming's face.

[This is hammered to death, there will be no little deaf talking nonsense, this is not the face and voice of your big Yueming, right? ? 】

[Oh my god, the video made me want to cry, why would someone twist and torture small animals like this? My cat was next to me, and when I heard the meowing in the video, it blew up. 】

[Tian Ming has been selling cat food and dog food in fan groups and platforms. I have been feeding my furry child for more than two months, and it has been shedding hair recently... I am going to suffocate! 】

Immediately afterwards, another beauty blogger revealed that Hetian Ming had a marriage.

She posted that when the two were still together, Tian Ming was very bad to pets, and the two divorced because Tian Ming had derailed many times in marriage, and posted a screenshot that she had been saving.

For a while, the speed at which netizens ate melons couldn't keep up with the news coming out one after another.

It turns out that the well-dressed handsome blogger is actually a sadist, and it turns out that what Gu Zhisang said is true! !

Gu Zhisang scrolled through the trending searches, and asked in his heart: "Did you make the video?"

The system jumped out and said, "I pulled it out. If he is a good person and hasn't done these things, I can't find him either."

The system itself cannot change the trajectory of the plot, it can only have a small impact.

For example, it can't rewrite the fate of the original cannon fodder, and it can't stop the development of the plot, but someone like Tian Ming who has been punctured can quietly contribute to the flames.

Gu Zhisang smiled: "Good job."

"hey-hey."

—

In the bedroom, Tian Ming drew the curtains and kept swiping the phone screen in the dim environment.

The trending searches he clarified were full of insults and curses at him, and the comment that got the most popular comment posted a screenshot, which was clearly what he said in Gu Zhisang's live broadcast room.

[Iron-Blooded Fun Man: Are you here, why don't you eat a keyboard first? (picture)】

Tian Ming was so angry that he slammed his cell phone on the ground, "They're all **** worse, a bunch of villains! They all want to hurt me!"

He hated it very much in his heart. In his opinion, what he bullied was just a group of lowly beasts, but the blogger account and contacts he had been running for many years were all destroyed by Gu Zhisang.

Picking up the phone with the broken screen, all the software in it is crazily jumping out of messages;

There were relatives and friends who asked him about his situation, and there were also a large number of netizens who insulted him in private messages. He muted all of them and ignored them, tapping the screen to write down lines of insulting Gu Zhisang.

With a 'click' sound, something outside hit the balcony door, and soon there were crackling sounds one after another.

Tian Ming got up and opened the door, only to see a shiny black cat on the balcony fence, it came from nowhere, with green eyes, licking its paws and barking at him.

The resentment in his heart had nowhere to vent, and when he saw this, a hostility surged into his heart, he picked up the wire of the net bag behind him, and slowly approached the black cat.

"Dead beast!"

Tian Ming, with a distorted expression, jumped at the black cat, but the black cat jumped directly on his face, scratching his face with its sharp claws.

Tian Ming let out a scream, loosened his hand and wanted to knock the cat off his face, but was kicked hard by a strange force, his upper body leaned out of the balcony, and fell headfirst from the third floor, breaking his arms and ribs .

He struggled and howled on the ground, and the black cat in his sight landed lightly, bared its teeth, walked towards him and growled, at this moment, fear finally appeared on his face like those stray animals.

"Meow!"

The black cat screamed sharply, and was about to pounce on Tian Ming's neck and bite his throat, when a fat white hand suddenly stretched out from the side and grabbed it.

It jumped to the ground covered in fur, and looked at the man in black robe vigilantly. It felt a strong sense of threat from this man.

Fan Wujiu patted his robe, and looked the black cat up and down, "It's not easy to cultivate yourself. It's not worth it to sacrifice a hundred years of hard work for such a thing. Anyway, he will not have a good life in the future."

Talking about it, he looked at Tian Ming, it's nothing to suffer from a broken bone, but the fire on this man's left shoulder was almost turning blue-gray, and he was doomed to be plagued by bad luck and ailments in the future.

The black cat didn't appreciate it, and looked at Fan Wujiu coldly.

In the present world, the spirituality is exhausted, and it is extremely difficult for human beings to cultivate, and there are even fewer demons. There are even fewer demons like this who have practiced in the city.

Monsters don't have a good impression of humans, especially cat demons and dog demons whose companions are enslaved. This black cat didn't know where it saw the hot search for its companions being killed, and went directly to Tian Ming's door to take revenge.

As soon as Fan Wujiu raised his hand, the Yin Qi surrounding Tian Ming's body dissipated one after another, and his clarity was restored due to the expression of resentment, and they turned into their former appearances: the transparent souls of small animals.

"Okay, Mr. Hei took your little friend to the underworld to report."

The gate of **** is wide open, dozens of animals turn their heads spiritually, poultry lower their heads and poke the ground with their beaks, cats and dogs raise their front paws and bow to a certain direction, a little golden light wafts from them, and then line up. He stepped into the gate of hell.

When Fan Wujiu turned his head, the black cat had disappeared, leaving only Tian Ming lying on the ground moaning.

When he was found, he had been unconscious for a long time. Passers-by recognized him as the **** who was listed on the hot search. Although he was contemptuous and unwilling, he called an ambulance.

When he wakes up, he will face the death of the whole society and the backlash of resentment.

And the balcony was wide open, and the two cats and dogs in the house had already escaped from the cage...

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At the crossing of Huangquan, Hei Wuchang, who is "peace in the world" above his head, is ringing a bell, followed by a string of stepping cats, cats and dogs.

The yin official with a human body and a horse face and a steel hairpin appeared at the intersection, "This is the brat in the show, right? Your old man will pick you up in person. Have you met Tian Ming's grandson?"

Ma Mian said in a rough voice, and two tubes of white air spewed out from his nostrils, "That kid is quite famous in our underworld. I heard that several big ghosts who are on the run are going to teach him a lesson, and there are also law enforcement officers from Daoshan Hell." He said that he would start sharpening his knives today, and after a few decades, he would go to the underworld to take care of the grandson of the turtle, and the tens of thousands of knives in **** would be refurbished, so let him do it all over again!"

There may be high and low in the human world, but after the soul returns to the underworld, all ghosts are equal, and whether to enter the human or animal life depends on the merits and demerits during life;

Many human beings were reincarnated as animals in their previous lives.

The seventh level of the eighteen levels of hell, the Knife Mountain Hell, is prepared for those who tortured livestock and blasphemed the gods during their lifetime.

"Tsk, show me the ghost gate, don't let those **** sneak into the world and make trouble."

As Fan Wujiu said, his gaze moved uncontrollably to Ma Mian's head, his face wrinkled and full of disgust;

I saw Ma Mian's already long and big animal head, with a crude fluorescent pink animal ear hair ring.

Fan Wujiu: ...

"What are you carrying here, it's disgusting."

Ma Mian lowered his head and shook his head, and the flat animal ears made of cardboard on the hairband shook accordingly, and Fan Wujiu saw something written in ink on the ears.

It is two crooked complex characters: 'Sang'.

Ma Mian: "This is a support item for Gu Zhisang, a player I support. Hei Ye, you don't understand. People in Yangjian always wear this kind of thing when they express their support! I've been working on it for hours, and it's hard to do."

Fan Wujiu pursed his lips and walked towards the tenth hall with his hands behind his back.

"Okay, let me fix this ugly thing too."

At the same time, Gu Zhisang, who was leaning back on the recliner, sneezed, took off the blindfold, and looked a little puzzled.

While asleep, she suddenly felt a faint virtuous force flow into her body, with gratitude.

Where does the merit come from? ?

She thought about it for a long time but couldn't figure it out, the door of the lounge was knocked from the outside.

"Sister Sang, the director said that he is going to shoot the second half of the official game." Assistant Xiao Zhou poked his head in and whispered, "It is said that one person will be eliminated after the filming is over."

Gu Zhisang nodded, "I'll go over now."

When she looked up, she saw the makeup mirror facing her, and saw that the wound that would have been inflamed and festered in the original plot had already healed as her yin energy faded and her luck returned.

Raising his hand to touch the edge of the uneven scar, Gu Zhisang found a thin pink line around the scar.

With the merits and virtues entering the body, this scar seems to be... smaller?