I Became the Villain’s Own Daughter
Chapter 906 Was dragged out again by their father to lecture
Facing the wall, Xiao Luli, who was being scolded by her father, turned her head and saw Jian Xiyan walking over with a clipboard in her arms.
The black eyes suddenly lit up, and the little milk voice was extra pleasantly surprised:
"Brother Xiyan, are you here too?"
Jian Xiyan raised the writing board expressionlessly:
Um.
Forced by life.
"Life" himself, Jian Yi: "..."
Jian Chenglang: "..."
Over there, Qu Qianqian, who had been taught a few words by Qu Sinian, pouted her bright red lips, and said crisply with dissatisfaction:
"Why can brother Xiyan and brother Yiming have boyfriends, but sister Lili and I can't? Dad, you are looking down on us!"
Qu Sinian: "..."
"Exactly!" Xiao Luli puffed her face, "Father, you are really going too far!"
But the next second.
Unconvinced Jian Xiyan was beaten up by Jian Yi who was "almost dying of illness".
Jian Chenglang couldn't stop it even if he wanted to.
But Zhang Yiming was not much better, he was picked up by Zhang Dazhuang, and his ass was spanked several times, which made him cry.
Qu Qianqian: "..."
Little Luli: "..."
The dissatisfied and aggrieved two people just now were as quiet as chickens, as cowardly as a little quail.
Lu Junhan withdrew his gaze, lowered his eyes, and sneered with his thin lips:
"See? This is what happens when you find a boyfriend!"
Little Luli: "..."
Qu Qianqian: "..."
Little Luli: "!!!!"
Qu Qianqian: "!!!!"
The two little girls quickly covered their buttocks with their small hands, their eyes widened, and they took a step back in fear.
But in the blink of an eye, she seemed to have caught sight of something, and Xiao Luli hurriedly said to Jian Xiyan who was fighting with her father:
"Brother Xiyan, stop hitting me."
Qu Qianqian also said:
"That's right, don't hit Xiyan brother first, if you hit again, the boyfriend in your pocket will fall out!"
Boyfriend in your pocket...
It's about to fall out.
boyfriend in pocket...
It's about to fall out.
in the pocket……
Jian Chenglang couldn't hold back, and turned over Jian Xiyan's pockets in the past——
In the two pockets, only one action Superman toy was found...
And that dynamic superman toy is also very consistent with what Lu Li and Qu Qianqian said, it is about to fall out.
Right now, it is hanging precariously on the pocket, unable to fall off.
Who is this "boyfriend"?
It is clear at a glance.
Except for Zhang Yiming's wailing, the quiet needle dropping could be heard in the audience.
Jian Chenglang: "..."
Jian Yi: "..."
Lu Junhan: "..."
Qu Sinian: "..."
Zhang Dazhuang: "..."
? ?
? ? ?
? ? ? ?
no.
Don't tell them, this doesn't look like a personal thing, is it really that so-called "boyfriend"? ! ! !
...
five minutes later--
classroom.
Qu Sinian looked at Qu Qianqian, who was playing with Jian Xiyan's dynamic superman, and stopped talking for a long time, but still couldn't hold back, coughed lightly, and said:
"Honey, this is what the boyfriend you mentioned earlier was referring to?"
Qu Qianqian raised her head, wondering: "Otherwise? What do you think it is?"
Qu Sinian: "..."
Xiao Luli no longer cared about her father carrying her out to face the wall, pointed to the superman, and said happily to Lu Junhan:
"Dad, look, isn't this boyfriend super handsome! Can you buy him one too? He wants a boyfriend too!"
Lu Junhan: "..."
The most miserable person in the audience was probably Zhang Yiming.
I saw him sitting on the seat, wiping his tears desperately with his chubby hands, holding his Ultraman Superman, sobbing and choking: "Smelly dad, why are you hitting me for nothing! You bought this for me !"
Zhang Dazhuang: "..."
He didn't expect that this thing was that ghost boyfriend!
And I'm not afraid that you will fall in love with me early and become gay again!
Jian Chenglang never expected that her boyfriend is actually a dynamic superman.
He stared at the Superman in Qu Qianqian's hand for a while, but couldn't figure it out:
"No, Xiao Yan, why is this toy a human being?"
Jian Chenglang still hasn't forgotten that last night Jian Xiyan swore that his boyfriend was a proud man.
Jian Xiyan glanced at him like an idiot.
Directly circled the word "human" of the dynamic superman on the writing board.
It's like saying, isn't this human?
Jian Chenglang: "..."
I couldn't argue with that.
But:
"Why is it called Boyfriend? Isn't this Dynamic Superman?"
If they hadn't been misled, they wouldn't have made such an embarrassing situation for all the parents.
"Because it's a male."
This was said by Qu Qianqian. She hugged the dynamic Superman and said happily: "It's still our best friend, so we call him a 'boyfriend'. My brother also has a 'girlfriend'!"
Jian Chenglang: "..."
How is this different from having a dog named "Xiao San"?
But Jian Chenglang also realized that there are many types of supermen, and there are many names, and these little guys can't remember at all. Therefore, these male supermen are collectively called "boyfriends", and women are called "girlfriends".
Simple and rude, without even thinking about what their father would think when he heard the name.
"However," when it came to this, Xiao Luli became a little worried: "Brother Xiyan accidentally broke his girlfriend's body when he was sleeping with his girlfriend. It's not good yet!"
This is probably the reason why the word "female" was replaced with the word "male" in the previous Jianxi proverb.
Because he suddenly remembered that his "girlfriend" was broken and he couldn't take it with him, so he had to take his "boyfriend" with him.
Seeing that the parents not far away looked over with strange eyes, they obviously thought wrongly, otherwise, they were full of dirty minds.
Jian Chenglang forced a smile, and quickly explained loudly:
"I know, Lili, you actually want to say that when Xiaoyan was sleeping, he accidentally ran over his superwoman named 'Girlfriend', right?"
Xiao Luli's eyes lit up, and she nodded heavily: "That's right, that Superman isn't healed yet!"
Seeing that the parent withdrew his probing gaze, his expression seemed to be a little disappointed. While Jian Chenglang was a little speechless, he was actually relieved. Girlfriends are too easy to be misunderstood...
"Girlfriends are not good at all, so, brother Xiyan," Xiao Luli said again: "You should sleep with your boyfriend!"
Jian Chenglang: "..."
Qu Qianqian also said: "Yes, yes, brother Xiyan, anyway, you have so many boyfriends, and if you sleep with one a day, they will definitely not be broken!"
Jian Chenglang: "!!!!"
Zhang Yiming also came over and shouted:
"If you think you don't have enough boyfriends and sleep enough, I can give you my boyfriend. Anyway, I'm tired of this boyfriend!"
Zhang Dazhuang: "!!!!!!"
Jian Xiyan nodded desperately with his eyes shining brightly, and everyone could see his excitement.
Combined with Zhang Yiming's words, let's look at Jian Xiyan's excited expression.
Anyone would suspect that the two of them are not only scumbags, but also perverts.
Soon, the four little ones were dragged out by their father to lecture them again.
Little Luli: "???"
Qu Qianqian: "???"
Simple Western proverb: "???"
Zhang Yiming: "???"
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