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Marvel Universe, Midgard.

This is the center of the Nine Realms, and it also has another name – Earth!

However, with a roar of thunder, the sky began to change color in a gust of wind and clouds, and a figure was directly bombarded to the ground and fell into a state of coma.

This person is the banished thunder god Thor.

At this moment, he has been sealed with his whole body divine power, plus he has lost Mjolnir’s hammer, and his combat power is only a little stronger than ordinary people.

“Woohoo-”

The propellers of the helicopter, the sound of spinning sounded in the air.

Since joining the ‘dimensional chat skirt’, he has been identified as a variable by the Marvel world, so what greeted Thor was not the artificial respiration of his little girlfriend Jane, but the encirclement of military forces.

A dozen Black Hawk helicopters circled around.

The light shone on Thor’s face, causing him to open his eyes in confusion and look around.

“Call sir! Call sir! ”

“At the center of the thunderstorm, a young man was found.”

“Please ask whether to kill it directly, or temporarily contain it, and interrogate it carefully.”

“……….”

The sound of a radio call sounded from the Black Hawk helicopter.

Then, as if receiving some order, a small team of special operations troops landed on the ground along the rope.

“Take it in for the time being.”

“Hey, where did this guy come from, isn’t such a big thunderstorm dead?”

“What about the hammer?!”

Thor braced himself and subconsciously wanted to summon his exclusive weapon.

However, the Mjolnir that usually moves his mind, even if it is tens of millions of miles away, will fly directly over, and now no matter how he shouts, there is no reaction, as if he has completely broken contact.

For a moment, Thor, the god of thunder, was like a child, and his emotions instantly became excited.

Could it be that as the curse in his mind said, he was directly banished by his father?!

“What about my hammer!”

“OK！ OK！ I could see that this guy was very drunk. ”

“Heimdall! I know you can hear, open the Rainbow Bridge! Facing the sky, Thor shouted, “Take me back!” ”

“It seems that there is also a bit of a mental problem.”

A special combat team member said mockingly.

It is estimated that the thunder storm was greeted head-on, and this guy was directly insane.

“You! Where is this place! Yalfheim, Nornheim? ”

“This is New Mexi.”

Raising the gun in his hand, the special operators said.

This guy is mentally abnormal, or be careful, once the situation is not right, he can be killed directly.

“Hey! How dare you threaten my dignified Thunder God with such a short weapon..”

“Bang-”

A bullet shot directly grazed Thor’s cheek.

Sealed with divine power and divine body, the body that was originally almost invulnerable and could even resist intercontinental missiles could not even be defended against a small bullet.

Bright red blood ran down his cheeks.

“This guy has a bit of a brain problem, I suggest moving faster.”

“OK！ OK！ Come on, guys. ”

“If you resist, break his leg and save trouble.”

“……..”

As if losing patience, a squad of special operations units swarmed in.

Superb fighting techniques, directly pressed Thor to the ground, all limbs were bound, and there was no point to resist at all.

Fighting techniques, Thor also learned a little when he was a child, but the vast majority of battles are wantonly releasing the divine power in the body, and then using the power of Thor’s hammer to crush all the way.

He never thought that he would have to fight these guys like street gangsters.

Not only that, but after one round of kung fu, he was thrown to the ground, which is really a shameful thing.

Endless anger suddenly consumed Thor’s heart, and he finally made up his mind – beg for mercy!

Hammer God: “Hey guys, I’ve been pushed to the ground by a group of GAY guys, is there a brother who can come and save me.” ”

The forever seventeen-year-old girl [administrator]: “Isn’t this Thor, why did you start asking for help?” ”

The unreliable god of the ninja world: “Brother open a live broadcast, I want to see you being GAY.” ”

Goddess of mental retardation: “Abba Abba. ”

The plain Grim Reaper: “I remember this guy, didn’t he want to stuff our heads into PY?” ”

The elf of time: “Can’t be saved, wait for death.” ”

Hong Huang boss [skirt master]: “Okay, okay, don’t tease the newcomers, there are already members who have teamed up, you wait patiently.” ”

Hammer God: “The skirt master is mighty!” From today onwards, I, Thor, the god of thunder, are your most loyal friends, and your every move exudes endless brilliance, which is truly a moral model of the Nine Realms. ”

I’m going to eat lamb: “………….”

The eldest lady of the Kaguya family: “………”

Witch Satyra: “………….”

Goddess of Dawn: “………….”

You’ve changed, and you weren’t like this before.

However, after flipping through the chat records, he realized that the chat skirt of his spiritual world was not a curse, but a powerful mysterious organization from the heavens and realms.

Thor, the god of thunder, decisively discarded something called self-esteem.

What’s so bad about licking dogs!

After all, his strength was really sealed, and now he was so weak that he couldn’t even beat mortals.

If he didn’t save him, he even doubted that the pure body he had kept for so long would be whether these strange-looking GAY guys would come directly hard…

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(PS: By the way, ask for a wave of flowers and review votes, Aba Abba.) ）