I blame the system for licking dogs

On the way down from the top of the mountain, Liu Zhengjing was thinking about his meeting with the mountain god.

This mountain god has lived for at least 1,500 years and has been hidden in the mountains for more than a thousand years. No one in the world knows about his existence. How many things can such a martial saint do?

The words of such an old monster must not be fully believed, but the motive of finding an alliance with him should be confirmed. This person knows that he will no longer be able to stay out of the matter in the future, and it is difficult for him to resist Da Qin, so the only thing he can do is to find an ally.

It's just that he said that he is not good at fighting, which is questionable. Even if he is limited by martial arts, he is still an old monster who has lived for fifteen hundred years.

Langda Village was brightly lit at night, and the mountain people held a grand bonfire party. The boys and girls showed off their dancing and beautiful folk songs.

As the most distinguished guests, Liu Zhengjing and others enjoyed the enthusiasm of Langda Village and drank wine. Xiao Qiao and Zhou Yiyao did not drink. Hu Zhe was so gloomy that he could not adapt to the atmosphere of the party. The diplomatic task once again fell on Liu

On a serious person.

Fortunately, he had gained experience in martial arts in his previous life. He used his internal strength to constantly force the alcohol out of his body, and he looked like he was constantly sweating.

But he couldn't stand the endless toasts, even the wine from the bamboo basket was enough to get him drunk.

He was so drunk that he completely forgot how he got back to the room.

In the middle of the night, I was woken up by the need to urinate. I walked out of the door in a daze and opened the gate to release the water. I said sorry to the scenery of the mountains and the stars and the bright moon. I really didn't have the endurance to go to the toilet again.

Turning around and lying back on the bed, he opened his eyes suddenly after closing them, slowly turned his head, his pupils suddenly dilated, and there was a long-haired woman lying next to his pillow.

Liu Zhengjing rolled over and fell to the ground. When he sat up, he saw clearly that the person on the bed was Nuanou from Langda Village.

The girl was startled by Liu Zhengzheng and opened her hazy sleepy eyes, "Are you awake? It's still early in the morning..."

Is this girl so crazy?

"That Nonuo girl...why are you here..." Liu Zhengzheng stuttered a little.

This is the great horror of drunken fragmentation, because you may face various situations after waking up. The problem is that you have no idea what you have done.

"I want to marry you, and I've already slept with you." The girl seemed to be still awake and said matter-of-factly.

On the bed, Nuo Nuo was wearing a small coat and shorts, revealing a large area of ​​the girl's delicate skin. Her figure was not fully developed, but it was already bumpy... It looked like the clothes were still complete, but it didn't mean they were complete. She checked herself again and found that her clothes were still intact.

It was still intact, and I breathed a sigh of relief.

"That girl Nonuo, this is not the way to get married. Stop making trouble and get dressed quickly."

"Why not? This is how my mother married my father, and this is how my sister-in-law married my brother."

Liu Zhengzheng felt a headache, "Well, get dressed first. I'm here as a guest. If anyone sees this, I won't be beaten to death by your tribe."

"How could it be so? We in Langda Village value the strong. None of the boys in Langda Village can make me fall in love with you. You are so powerful and I am the most beautiful in the village, so I should marry you. So does my grandma.

Agreed."

"No, no, both parties must agree to this kind of thing. Marriage outside the mountain is a major event and cannot be hasty."

The girl's big eyes seemed to have finally become clearer. She frowned and said, "I know that you outside the mountains care about a woman's virginity. I do, but now that I have been slept with by you, you can't be irresponsible. In our mountains

, If the girl you sleep with doesn’t marry, she’s not worthy of being called a man.”

"I didn't sleep! Move over, we just lay on the same bed and didn't do anything."

Nainai tilted her head, "Isn't it just sleeping on the same bed?"

Liu Zhengzheng rubbed his face. He really didn't know how to educate a young girl on gender knowledge. "There is a difference between sleeping and sleeping. There are some things we have to do, but we didn't do them."

"What else is there to do, let's do it now."

"Well, Noona, we have only known each other for a day, and I am much older than you, and I also have a wife..."

"Yeah, I know. Yesterday I asked sister Xiao Qiao, and she said that you are not even thirty years old, just about ten years older than me. She said she doesn't mind if I am her sister. Don't you men outside the mountains also

Can I marry several women? Sister Xiao Qiao is very happy."

She knows how to hammer... Liu Zhengjing took a deep breath, rolled his eyes wildly, and walked quickly to the bed.

Nuona thought something was going to happen, so she looked at Liu Zhengjing nervously and expectantly.

Liu Zhengjing put his hand on the top of Nouai's head. He released his inner energy and Nainai let out a cry. He fell limply on the bed. His body was so limp that he couldn't even speak. He looked at Liu Zhengjing in confusion.

"I'm sorry, Miss Nuona, you don't understand. I don't have time to explain. I'll come back and apologize again when I have the opportunity." After saying that, he hugged his fists and sneaked out of the room.

After leaving the door, I realized that the room I lived in was on the edge of Langda Village, a private courtyard. I tried my best to smell the air, walked towards the village, tiptoed into a wooden building, and got into a room.

After opening the door, his eyes met Zhou Yiyao who was meditating in the middle of the room. He quickly put his index finger between his lips to hint to Zhou Yiyao not to speak.

Zhou Yiyao blinked her eyes, her eyes filled with joy, and Liu Zhengzheng didn't know why she was happy.

Glancing at the big bed in the room, Xiao Qiao was lying face down on the bed, with liquid flowing from his mouth.

Liu Zhengjing got angry for a while, walked to the bed, and spanked Xiao Qiao's pert buttocks. Xiao Qiao opened her eyes with a cry, saw Liu Zhengjing, muttered something, turned around, and went back to sleep.

Liu Zhengzheng turned around and asked softly: "She drank? Didn't I ask you to look at her?"

Zhou Yiyao replied in a low voice: "You let her drink it later."

Liu Zhengzheng was speechless for a while, then hugged Xiao Qiao directly in his arms, "Pack up your things and run away."

Zhou Yiyao didn't ask any questions, picked up the bamboo tube and followed Liu Zhengjing out of the room. The bamboo tube contained black sticks and white sticks.

Liu Zhengjing tiptoed to the next door and was about to knock on the door. Hu Zhe had already opened the door. Without saying anything, the four of them walked towards the outside of the village.

With Vujicic's current temperament, it is difficult for him to sleep soundly in other people's homes.

When he walked to the village pass and saw the mountain people standing guard at the top of the city, Liu Zhengzheng frowned and said, "Let them sleep for a while."

Hu Zhe nodded, raised his hand, and a ball of invisible powder floated towards the city. As he breathed, he heard the sound of falling to the ground one after another.

Several people quickly opened the village gate, stepped onto the iron cable bridge, and disappeared into the mountain mist in the dark night amid the creaking of the iron cable bridge.

On the top of the wooden building at the highest point of Langda Village, the prophet and the Batu clan leader quietly watched Liu Zhengjing and others go away. The prophet sighed: "What a pity."

Batu smiled and said, "It's not a pity. It would be a pity if he really did something to Nuo Nuo. It proves that he is still a gentleman."

"Then this won't work either."

"That's enough... I think I won't look down on other people anymore after Noona. If she still wants to follow her outside, just let her do it."

"But Nuo Nuo has never been out of the village since she was a child, so she doesn't know how dangerous people's hearts are. If she hadn't caught up..."

Batu frowned and had already considered it. At this moment, a wooden plaque of Xiao Qiao slowly fell from the sky, with mountains painted on it.

Batu and the Prophet quickly respectfully took the token with both hands, knowing that with the mountain god's token in hand, there would be no danger in the three states of Xishan.