I blame the system for licking dogs

New Era 10016, Dongshan Prefecture, Yicheng City of the Great Qin Empire.

Liu Zhengzheng reached the age of 24 again in the sixteenth year after traveling through time.

As night fell, Liu Zhengzheng lay lazily on the sofa, sliding his fingers constantly while reading a novel pushed by a pop-up advertisement.

With a "bang" sound, the furious Liu Zhengjing threw his cell phone to the ground, cursing.

"What the hell kind of book is this? I thought it was a crime suspense at the beginning, a welfare book in the middle, and then it was a supernatural horror at the end?

Regardless of the subject matter, what the hell is the whole book about?”

Is this the so-called "Three Golden Chapters"? There are only three chapters? What is the difference between it and those men with silver pewter gun tips?

The more I thought about it, the angrier I became. I jumped up from the sofa and paced around the room irritably.

I have been reading books for decades in my two lives, and the one I hate the most is the eunuch. There is no one who can’t forgive me.

Especially in this life, he was a fake protagonist, relying entirely on the virtual world in novels to survive, and yet he encountered such a deceitful author. His uncle and aunt couldn't bear it.

"Writers in this world are even more unscrupulous. If you don't have the ability, don't write a book. Once you've written it, just finish it. How the hell do you want to cut the book?"

The more I thought about it, the angrier I became, so I picked up the broken phone again, and saw the novel's author's signature "Liu Jinglu" from the densely cracked screen.

He said bitterly: "When you hear it, it's a pseudonym for the public. Your mind is full of confusion! See if I don't report you! I'll post another post to blast you to death!"

After reporting the incident, I was still a little aggrieved and planned to go to the balcony to have a cigarette to calm down.

Before I could feel sad about the spring and autumn, and sigh about the miserable life of two generations, something stuck on my face.

It was a large pink eye mask-like fabric with hollow patterns on it. The red was bright and dazzling, and it was still so dazzling even in the peripheral vision.

I suddenly came back from a business trip without saying hello in advance. It seems that the woman didn't have time to collect them, otherwise these things would be hanging on the balcony of her bedroom.

Don't ask him how he knew.

That thing floated in the wind, and its faint fragrance spread into the nose, from the nose to the mind, and then spread throughout the limbs and bones. It was such a familiar and long-lasting smell.

With a "ding" sound, a female voice full of magnetic temptation sounded in my mind:

"Dear host, congratulations on triggering the system activation option and successfully opening the non-serious system."

"Successfully activating your sniffing ability will help you smell the fragrance and recognize the truth, and start a life that is unique and extremely real."

"Introduction to the superpower: the truth is always covered by fog, the smell can travel through time, and the truth of the past can be reproduced through the target's smell..."

Liu Zhengzheng burst into tears instantly, not even hearing the female voice in his mind.

There are only endless surprises left in my heart. More than ten years have passed, and just when I thought I was useless, the system was activated.

From thinking he was the son of destiny to becoming a loser, he seemed heartless in the past ten years, but who can understand the pain of being the protagonist but having no halo?

Growing up in a phoenix nest, I failed to live up to my expectations and was made a joke for sixteen years under the shining light of my sister.

After graduating from an ordinary school, he went to a good school in the empire through his father's connections, and then entered the Public Security Bureau through the back door.

However, in this world where only warriors and sorcerers shine, he has always been a walking green leaf.

Relatives and friends, jokes in the eyes of classmates, typical representatives of tiger father and dog son...

You must be unwilling to give in. It's all about time travel. Others are golden fingers, have haloes, are all kinds of awesome and have lightning, but you have to work hard to prove that you are not a waste in the ordinary?

From hope to despair, to when he was almost resigned to his fate and lying down, it finally came.

The various deceptions of life seen in the novel seem to be right in front of your eyes, how can you not be surprised?

Even if this system doesn't seem very serious...

He was so excited that he was immersed in an unprecedented surprise and didn't realize that the living room door had been opened.

A young beauty in uniform stepped into the room and was stunned when she saw the scene on the balcony.

The extremely hateful man raised his head slightly at this moment, and right in front of his face was his own piece of private clothing.

What's more important is that this bitch looked intoxicated and happy, with tears streaming down her face... The picture was so eye-catching!

"Liu Zhengjing!" A demonic roar that seemed to come from hell tore through the tranquility of the community.

Liu Zhengjing finally recovered from the surprise and turned to look at the source of the sound. With his eyes blurred by tears, he saw a slender figure approaching like a female leopard.

Then he saw the straight long legs rushing towards him at high speed, and the patterns on the soles of the tactical boots gradually enlarged and became clearer in his sight.

With a loud bang, Liu Zhengzheng flew out upside down, crashing through the balcony window and falling downwards with a crashing sound.

There were no screams except the sound of the window breaking. Liu Zhengzheng had already fainted the moment his face came into close contact with the sole of his shoe.

My sister struck hard this time.

…

"Yueyue, tell me honestly, did you hit Xiao Zheng?"

"Look at the injuries on his face, it looks like he fell?"

"Don't think that I don't know if you don't admit it..."

When Liu Zhengzheng regained consciousness, he heard this familiar voice, and a warm current flowed through his heart.

The voice that spoke was that of my adoptive mother, who treated me like her own son since I was a child.

He was so moved that he didn't want to wake up yet and wanted to see that violent woman being dealt with.

"How could you do it? That's the second floor. The windows are all broken. He's not even a warrior. How can he withstand your three punches and two kicks?"

"My miserable Xiaozheng, I have lost my biological parents since I was a child. I finally found a new home, and now I have such a cruel and inhumane sister..."

There was a cry in his voice, which made Liu Zhengjing shed tears silently in his heart.

"He has been obedient and cautious since he was a child. Isn't it just because he is an adopted son? But you bully him anyway. Why did I give birth to a girl like you... Lin Qingyue, let me tell you, if Xiao Zheng's face is disfigured, find him

If you don’t have a wife, you will be his wife!”

Hearing this, Liu Zhengzheng hesitated. His face was indeed burning with pain, and the bridge of his nose seemed to be broken, but he wouldn't be disfigured by the soles of his shoes. How about secretly patching up a few wounds?

"Mom, I will never go home again if you mention this again!" came a cold and pleasant voice.

"You damn girl, you threaten your mother with this at every turn! Leave and never come back again. Anyway, Xiaozheng is not afraid that no one will support me in my old age!"

Liu Zhengzheng secretly opened a slit of his eye and saw that his adoptive mother was already hairy. She pinched her waist and was about to poke Lin Qingyue's face with her fingers.

She hurriedly let out a groan and couldn't let the situation get out of control. What if Lin Qingyue was so angry that she didn't come back for a few months?

His moans indeed attracted the attention of his adoptive mother, who quickly sat in front of the bed and said, "Xiao Zheng, you're awake, do you still feel any pain?"

Liu Zhengzheng looked at the middle-aged woman in front of him who felt sorry for him. Not to mention how warm he felt in his heart, he said weakly: "Mom, don't worry, it's a minor injury."

"Tell mom the truth, was it your sister who beat her? Tell mom, I have to break her legs." The adoptive mother asked angrily.

Liu Zhengzheng felt the sharp drop in temperature next to him, and quickly said: "Mom, where are you thinking? I came back from a business trip and didn't have a good rest. The window fell out because it was not strong for a long time. It's okay.

What..."

The adoptive mother was doubtful, but fortunately it was nothing serious, so she stopped pursuing it.

"Xiao Zheng, the doctor said you will have to stay in the hospital for a few days. Your grandma is not in good health and cannot live without people at home. Your dad is too busy to stay at home. Can you let Qingyue take care of you here for two days?

"

"No need, Mom, you really don't need it. I'm an adult now. Besides, it's just some skin injuries that don't need anyone to take care of. My sister is very busy at work..."

Liu Zhengzheng hurriedly stopped him. He was afraid that Lin Qingyue's care would turn him from a minor injury to a serious injury and he was dying. In the end, the oxygen tube was secretly removed.

Before she could finish her words, she was interrupted by her adoptive mother, "She has to take care of her. Whoever causes the trouble will bear the responsibility. Don't worry, I won't want this daughter if you lose a hair."

After saying this, the adoptive mother glared at her daughter fiercely. The moment she turned her face away, her expression softened again. She was an old face-changing master:

"Mom will go back when you wake up. She will come to see you tomorrow. I will bring you whatever you want to eat tomorrow."

“Braised pork.”

"Okay, have a good rest. If you need anything, just tell your sister. Don't be afraid of her." The adoptive mother hurriedly left the ward.

The atmosphere in the small ward became awkward, and Liu Zhengzheng closed his eyes, fearing that he would see something evil and frighten his fragile mind.

With his eyes closed, Liu Zhengjing looks calm, but in fact he is feeling agitated inside because he has a system!

The tragic time-traveling life has finally come to a belated end. From now on, I can also do all the evil things and reach the pinnacle of life. How can it not be exciting?

For more than ten years, I have been looked down upon no matter in college or in the workplace. In my previous life, I was ordinary, but in this life, I am frustrated.

Not only outside, but also at home, there was Lin Qingyue, a violent woman who bullied him all day long.

Today he finally activated the system. Let’s just say, which person who traveled through time was not the protagonist? Which person who traveled through time didn’t carry a trap?

Carefully recalling the bone-crushing voice in my mind at that time, it seems that what I was talking about at that time was "irregular system"?

Non-serious system? What kind of strange style of painting is this? It doesn’t match my own style. I am a serious Liu with good roots, good character and academic skills, and he lives up to his name.

Forget it, it doesn't matter what system it is, just hang it up, it will make you hard.

The power of sniffing? Help me smell the fragrance and know the truth, and lead a unique life...

Could it be that it has the ability to increase the sense of smell? But since there is rhubarb in the Sheriff's Department, I can't compete with the police dogs for jobs.

Just as he was thinking about his superpower, he couldn't help but sniff his nose. The smell of disinfectant entered his nasal cavity, mixed with the smell of bedding that had been exposed to the sun.

Then there was a faint fragrance that deeply penetrated into my mind.

My sense of smell has indeed become much more sensitive. After deliberately smelling this familiar fragrance, something magical happened. A picture clearly appeared in my mind, like a projection: a beautiful face approaching me with murderous intent.

…

Is this ability able to generate pictures based on taste? It can’t be so useless, right?

No, it's dangerous.

She couldn't care less about researching supernatural powers. This damn woman must have taken her sniffling behavior just now as a provocation. If she didn't open her eyes, she would suffer again.

When she opened her eyes, she saw exactly the same picture as in her mind, and Lin Qingyue stretched out her beautiful hand with a cold face, as if she wanted to strangle herself to death?

"Lin Qingyue! Do you want to kill me?" Liu Tomb glared angrily.

Lin Qingyue's expression remained unchanged, "You are getting more and more excessive. Killing people like you is just to eliminate harm for the people."

Liu Zhengjing felt guilty for a while, how could he explain why he sniffed someone's underwear by himself... He gritted his teeth and said with a cruel heart:

"Lin Qingyue, I like you. I have liked you for many years!"

Liu Zhengzheng broke the pot, I showed my cards. Anyway, I won’t be a loser anymore. I just like you. Unless you beat me to death, I will lick you sooner or later!

Yes, it's about licking her hand. Even if I am the protagonist and have a system, what I want most is to lick her, lick her hand, and lick her to become my wife.

There is a kind of pure-bred licking dog in this world. Whether he licks or not has nothing to do with him. As long as the person is right, he is humble.