I blame the system for licking dogs

Liu Zhengjing drove along the endless aisles for more than two hours. When he saw a driver's supermarket, he parked the car on the side of the road and bought a bottle of water. After thinking about it, he also bought a pack of cigarettes.

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He knew how to smoke cigarettes, but he never touched them because Lin Qingyue didn't like them.

But now he wanted to take a puff for some reason. He lit the cigarette and took a deep breath. The smoke poured into his lungs, like a light melancholy filling his chest.

He has gradually calmed down, but will not give up searching.

"Master, didn't you say that Dongshan people are simple and enthusiastic, and it's easy to get caught in a car?"

"It's not your fault. If you hadn't insisted on rubbing against that woman's car, why would it have broken down halfway?"

"It was obviously the wink you gave me..."

"I told you not to drive this car! Didn't you read on the Internet that female drivers are road killers? The prettier the better!"

"Okay...but master, we have already walked more than ten kilometers, why don't we take a taxi?"

"It doesn't cost money to take a taxi. How do I usually teach you...Shh, there is a car in front of you. Be smarter this time. It's still an old job. If you cooperate, this car will definitely hit you..."

Liu Zhengjing's hearing is a little abnormal now, and without deliberately listening, the wind carried the sound of voices hundreds of meters away into his ears.

Two minutes later, two broad figures appeared in front of Liu Zhengjing. Two fat bald men, one big and one small, stood in front of Liu Zhengjing with their hands clasped together. "This donor, my master and disciple have walked fifty miles.

I'm exhausted. Could you please give us a ride? It would be of great benefit."

Liu Zhengzheng raised his eyes and looked at the two fat men with bald heads. There were no scars on their heads. They were too fat to look good. He felt a little funny in his heart.

Liu Zhengjing wrapped his left hand over his right hand and made a standard Taoist ceremony of raising his hands, "Two masters are polite, I am not a donor, but a Taoist priest."

The big fat man was startled, "The donor was joking. I saw that the donor's face was full of connections, and he had many marriages. He didn't look like someone from outside the country."

Originally, if he were a normal man, he would be very happy to hear that there are many marriages, but Liu Zhengzheng is now a little sensitive to the word marriage, and he feels a little unhappy.

He put out the cigarette, reached out from the car window and groped in his backpack, took out his Taoist certificate and handed it to the big fat man, "Master, can you also show me your monk certificate?"

When the big fat man saw that it was indeed a Taoist certificate, he rolled his eyes and said, "The donor has taken the form. I, a disciple of Buddhism, have Buddha in my heart. The so-called monks and laymen are all practicing, and the certificate is just a piece of white paper."

The little monk nodded at the side, "Master is right."

Liu Zhengzheng took a look at the dull little fat man. He looked about fifteen or sixteen years old, but he was handsome, innocent and cute.

"Okay, where are you going? I'll see if it's a smooth road."

The fat man burst into laughter upon hearing this, "Thank you very much, the donor. The donor's merits are immeasurable. As the saying goes, those who give will surely reap their benefits. If you give for happiness, you will surely find peace and happiness in the future."

Then he took the little fat man and got into the car without saying where he was going.

Liu Zhengzheng could clearly see that the car body had sunk several centimeters. The two fat men weighed almost 400 kilograms together, right?

After opening the door and getting in the car, Liu Zhengzheng asked again where he was going.

"Jicheng."

"Then I have to turn around."

"The sea of ​​​​Buddha is boundless, and there is a shore when you turn back." The little monk opened his mouth and came. The big fat man quickly patted his bald head, and then said to Liu Zhengjing with a smile: "Everything ahead is suffering, but there is a Buddha behind you. Maybe what you are looking for is in the dim light.

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The two fat men pretended to be monks and insisted on talking badly, but the big fat man managed to get it right. Maybe Lin Qingyue hasn't left Jicheng yet?

"Okay, where to go."

"Those who wander around should be content with whatever comes their way."

Liu Zhengzheng was helpless, "If we don't talk nicely, you two can go down."

The fat man became nervous and said, "Baihua Club."

The fat man frowned and said, "The restaurant next door."

Liu Zhengzheng started the car and suppressed a smile, "There are no restaurants near Baihua Club."

"For those of us who practice Buddhism, if there are donors everywhere, then there are restaurants everywhere."

"What can the Hundred Flowers Club give?"

"Fat meal?" the little fat man interrupted again.

Liu Zhengjing finally couldn't help but burst out laughing, "Yes, the vegetarian meal, two big white steamed buns, and fungus, are all vegetarian, just suitable for a monk."

The big fat man pretended not to understand, but the little fat man really didn't understand, "I don't like black fungus."

"Pink."

"Isn't it silver? There is also pink? Master, have you tried it?"

The corner of the big fat man's mouth twitched, "Apprentice, don't you want to practice silent meditation?"

"Master, didn't you say you should shut up after entering the city?"

Liu Zhengjing...

Big fat guy...

Liu Zhengjing turned on the navigation and drove to the parking lot of Baihua Club. It was already dark.

The two fat men got out of the car and clasped their hands together, "Thank you so much, the donor. Let's say goodbye. I, the Buddha, will bless the donor if he saves the destined person."

"I'm a Taoist priest. You Buddha may not like me... It just so happens that I don't have anywhere to go, so let's go in together."

Just as the little fat man was about to speak, the big fat man said, "We have business here, not going to Baihua Club. This place in the world of mortals is not suitable for monks."

Liu Zhengzheng nodded and walked directly into Baihua Club.

The little fat man saw Liu Zhengzheng walking away, "Master, aren't we just here for Baihua Club?"

The big fat man glared at the little fat man and said, "From now on, you are not allowed to speak."

The little fat man closed his mouth in embarrassment.

Liu Zhengjing walked into the Baihua Club. Although it was his second time here and he had changed into a suit because he had to face reporters as the principal, he still felt a little uncomfortable.

This is probably the humbleness that is deeply rooted in the bones of the poor and cannot be changed in a while.

There was no one at the front desk at this moment. Liu Zhengzheng turned around and walked towards the sofa in the hall. His eyes lit up and he saw the rich man who mocked him when he came last time and sat directly opposite him.

The rich man was looking down at his cell phone when he noticed someone sitting across from him. At first glance, he realized that he didn't recognize him. Then he took another look and remembered who this person was. He frowned and felt a little unhappy.

Liu Zhengzheng just looked at him with a smile.

"What are you looking at?" The rich man felt uncomfortable looking at him.

"Look at the ugly comparison."

The rich man was instantly furious, "Do you want to die?"

Liu Zhengzheng nodded frantically, "I'm tired of living. I don't know how many eyes Lord Ma has. He doesn't know Taishan. He wants to stir up trouble... Anyway, he's tired of living."

The rich man was stunned and looked at him with a crazy look. He thought that this man was probably sick. He also remembered the receptionist's attitude towards him last time. He said he was sick and continued playing with his mobile phone.

Liu Zhengjing said: "Yeah, I'm sick, do you have any medicine?"

The rich man raised his eyebrows and was about to explode, but he endured it because this was the Baihua Club and no trouble was allowed.

When Liu Zhengjing was still thinking about how to tease this fat man, the young lady at the front desk whom he saw last time came over and was stunned when he saw Liu Zhengjing. After nodding slightly, he said to the rich man: "Today is the 1st."

When you are free, my guest..."

"Wait a minute." Just as the joy on the rich man's face showed, he heard the annoying person opposite shouting "Wait a minute."

The young lady at the front desk looked at Liu Zhengjing in confusion. She originally wanted to arrange for the rich man to go to the private room first, and then treat Liu Zhengjing, a different guest, but she didn't know why Liu Zhengjing interrupted her.

"I want No. 1." Liu Zhengzheng said arrogantly.

The rich man's face was purple with anger, and what made him even more shocked and angry was that the receptionist actually nodded.

The rich man was furious and roared: "I've been here for two hours, and I asked him to come up as soon as he came. Is this how your Baihua Club does business?"

The young lady at the front desk wore a professional smile, but what she said made the rich man furious, "Yes, sir!"

The rich man pointed his finger at the young lady at the front desk and trembled. After the last experience, he did not make a move, but he raised his hand and hit Liu Zhengjing.

The slap did not go down, but Liu Zhengzheng took it in his hand and shook it hard, and the rich man was thrown away.

The rich man fell heavily to the floor and slid out for several meters.

The rich man got up, and his face turned blue and white. At this moment, he knew that this man was far stronger than him.

After all, the rich man didn't say anything harsh and turned around and left.

The young lady at the front desk watched this scene quietly. She could feel that Liu Zhengjing in front of her seemed to have a hostile air.

"Sir, please come with me."

Liu Zhengzheng sat back on the sofa again, "No, I just don't like that person. You go and do your work. I'll stay here for a while."

The young lady nodded and returned to the front desk.

After a while, two broad figures, one large and one small, appeared at the door.

The big fat man looked around the hall and happened to see Liu Zhengjing looking at him with a smile.

So embarrassing.

Liu Zhengjing greeted loudly, "Are you two masters coming to ask for alms? Do you want to eat steamed buns and fungus?"

The little monk was about to open his mouth when he remembered the master's silence order and nodded.

The fat man smiled awkwardly, stopped pretending, and walked directly to the front desk.

The young lady at the front desk put on a professional smile and said, "Welcome, what service do you two need?"

The big fat man glanced at Liu Zhengjing out of the corner of his eye and whispered to the lady at the front desk: "The way of heaven is clear and the flood is surging."

The smile on the young lady's face remained unchanged, "You two, please come with me."

Liu Zhengzheng, who was sitting far away, fell into deep thought. There was another reason why these two fake monks came here.

The fat man didn't expect that his hearing would be so abnormal.

Considering the background of Baihua Club, maybe these two fat men are from Hongmeng.

Liu Zhengzheng went directly upstairs, walked towards the reception room where he came last time, and went directly into the box next door.

With his strong hearing, Liu Zhengzheng heard the conversation next door.

"Let's wait here and let Concubine Hua come to see me." This was the fat man's voice.

"Please wait a moment, I will contact Concubine Hua immediately."