I brought advanced fishing techniques

The live broadcast room suddenly exploded.

"You're not going to do it, are you?"

"It's just a game of chess!"

"Has the big guy beaten so many people?"

......

Lin Beifan turned his head back and said, "Old man, what are you doing here?"

The old man came over with a smile: "What do you say I want to do?"

Lin Beifan was speechless: "Isn't it just a game of chess, as for it?"

"You don't know, old man, I love to play chess the most, it's rare to meet such a young man with such good chess skills, if I don't turn the world upside down for three days and three nights, I feel uncomfortable, I feel uncomfortable!" The old man clutched his chest and was heartbroken.

"But I have to go back to work!" Lin Beifan said.

"Don't think I don't know that you kid is busy fishing every day!" the old man scolded with a smile.

Lin Beifan: "......"

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed and peed.

"I'll go, big guy, look how unpopular you are!"

"Even the old man knows that you love to fish!"

"This excuse is useless, next!"

......

Lin Beifan coughed and said righteously: "Old man, you can't say that! Although I used to be a little lazy and a little unprofessional, the situation is completely different now!"

"What's the difference?" asked the old man.

Lin Beifan said loudly: "Just after the catastrophe, the people have suffered heavy losses, and all kinds of waste are waiting to be rebuilt, and our insurance industry, as the main body that bears social risks, is now the time to exert force! Customers need us very much, the masses need us very much, I must rush back to preside over the overall situation! This is the most basic bottom line and responsibility of me as an insurer!"

"Well said!"

"We need an insurer like the big guy so much!"

"It's too deep!"

"And that's what the big guy has always done!"

......

Everyone applauded.

Lin Beifan then continued: "Now is the time to race against time! Every second wasted will delay one more customer's time! And this may cause irreparable losses! Therefore, I have no time to waste, I must rush back immediately! Please forgive me!"

The old man thought about it seriously.

found that although Lin Beifan was usually fishing, he was very conscientious at a critical time.

The first policy I made saved a family!

After that, take the lead in promoting social security!

Beat the traffickers and save the baby baby!

I have made a lot of car insurance policies, which has reduced the losses of many people!

In this rainstorm disaster, he took the lead in saving the suffering people, and finally became a glorious volunteer to maintain the peace of the party.

This pile, one thing after another!

Everything was done very well!

Impeccable!

Now that the catastrophe is followed by the Great Governance, the insurance industry must be very busy!

As a responsible insurer, Lin Beifan took the lead and rushed to the first line, which is completely understandable!

The other party is right to do this, and it is completely commendable!

And for the sake of his own interests and hobbies, he forcibly stopped the other party, which is really undeserved!

So, the old man said ashamedly: "I'm really sorry! I didn't understand your distress just now, and I wanted to leave you to play chess with my old man, but now I think about it, it's really too willful! Go back quickly, let's play chess again when we have time in the future!"

"Thank you for your understanding, I'll go first!" Lin Beifan nodded and walked out of the tea restaurant.

"Take care all the way!" the old man waved his hand, then sat back in his original position, looked at the chess game in front of him and fell into deep thought, obviously reminiscing about the situation just now.

I suddenly realized that although every step the other party took seemed ordinary, but after thinking about it carefully, it was a hidden mystery. When it was finally discovered, the opponent had already begun to close the net and lay the victory.

It's like a spider hunting, weaving a large web first, and then quickly closing the net when the prey enters the web.

"Wonderful! It's wonderful!" The old man couldn't help but praise: "This kid's skills are amazing, and he has the demeanor of everyone! I can't believe it, this is what he has groped for and played! Genius! Absolute genius!"

"However, although I lost to you in chess, my favorite and most powerful thing is Go! I don't know if you kid can play Go, how good is Go, and can you make a few moves with the old man!" The old man smiled indifferently.

As a result, the more I thought about it, the more I wanted to play a game with Lin Beifan.

So, I couldn't help but open the live broadcast room.

"Let me see first, how is your kid's work, when will you have time to accompany the old man and me to rub a game, hehe!"

As a result, as soon as I opened the live broadcast room, I was directly angry.

I saw that Lin Beifan, who had the excuse to go back to work, was staying comfortably in his office at this time, blowing a cool air conditioner, holding a cup of hot tea in his hand, and looking at the computer screen with great interest.

On the computer screen, a phenomenal cartoon known to all ages - "Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf" is playing.

While watching, I also discussed the plot with netizens.

Don't be too comfortable on this day!

As for his subordinates, they are very busy!

The old man suddenly exploded in anger: "Okay, you stinky boy! I'll let you go back, you're actually fishing?"

"Would you rather watch a young and naïve cartoon than play chess with me?"

"How can this be unreasonable, it is simply unreasonable!"

The more the old man thought about it, the more angry he became, and he was so angry that his beard turned up.

"Let's go settle accounts with him!"

immediately led his subordinates and screamed towards Lin Beifan's office.

About 10 minutes later, the old man finally arrived at Lin Beifan's office. Lin Beifan was still watching national-level cartoons, and then he was watched by the other party.

Two pairs of eyes staring at each other, not to mention how embarrassing it is!

The audience in the live broadcast room was suddenly excited.

"Haha, I was caught fishing!"

"I used the excuse to go back to work just now, but now I'm watching the Pleasant Goat and the Big Big Wolf, haha!"

"Isn't it embarrassing to be found fishing?"

"I feel like this is more like a large Shura field, alas, is there a thief excitement!"

"Big guy, think about how to explain it to the old man!"

"If you can't explain it, you will be thrown into the crematorium!"

......

It stands to reason that this kind of scene is indeed the most embarrassing.

But Lin Beifan, who had a thick face and a black face, was not embarrassed at all, I saw him turn off the computer without changing his face, and smiled casually: "Old man, why are you here? Don't stand, please take a seat!"

The old man sat down with a dark face, and said with a snort: "Stinky boy, just now you said that you want to go back to serve customers, and your customers are Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf?"

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed and peed.

Lin Beifan coughed: "It may also be a little pig!"

The old man was confused: "Little pig?"

"Peppa Pig!"

Old man: "......"

"It's that Peppa Pig with a tattoo on her body, applause for the social person'!"

Old man: "......"

"Haha! The old man is stunned!"

"I like to listen to the big guy's serious nonsense!"

"You'll never be able to figure out his routine!"

......

The old man shook his head and said viciously: "I'm too lazy to listen to your nonsense! I'll ask you if you're free now, let's play a few rounds! Otherwise, I won't leave!"

Lin Beifan stretched out his hands: "Old man, aren't you embarrassing me? It's work time now, my time is reserved for customers, I really don't have time!"

"Then you still have time to watch the Pleasant Goat and the Big Big Wolf?" the old man blurted out.

"Old man, you don't understand, I see Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, in fact, they are for customers!"

"For the sake of the customer?" everyone was stunned.

Lin Beifan said seriously: "Among all my customers, there is a customer who is less than a year old! But he has insured tens of millions of dollars with me, and is my biggest customer, of course I have to serve her well! In the future, she will come into contact with young cartoons such as Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, Peppa Pig! If I don't watch the film in advance, the familiar characters of the wolf and the sheep, how to communicate with others, how to have common topics with others, right?"

Everyone: "......"

"Nima's!

"I almost believed it!"

"Obviously, you just want to see it yourself, and you have pulled out a small customer!"

"Are we really stupid?"

......

The old man was about to go crazy, Lin Beifan's mobile phone rang, and Lin Beifan shouted: "My customer is calling, wait a while!

The old man had to hold his breath back.

Lin Beifan answered the phone.

A crisp child's voice came from the phone: "Wow!"

Lin Beifan nodded: "Hmm!"

Another voice came from the phone: "Wow!"

Lin Beifan nodded again: "Shuffle!"

"Woo Lu~~"

"Woo Lu~~"

"Play and masturbate~~"

"Wowhaha!"

......

Old man, audience: "......"

After about two minutes of fighting, Lin Beifan hung up the phone and apologized: "I'm sorry......! By the way, where did we just go?"

The old man asked with a confused face, "What were you talking about just now?"

"It's normal not to understand, because we're talking baby language!"

"English? doesn't seem to be like this......"

"You misunderstood, I'm talking about baby language, baby language! Just now, it was my customer who was less than a year old who called, and we were exchanging experiences about watching the show!" Lin Beifan smiled.

"What...... How do you feel about watching the show?"

"It's "Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf", let's exchange our experience of watching this show!"

Everyone: "......"

The old man asked dumbfoundedly, "Then you ...... What did you all say?"

Lin Beifan said with a smile: "We said a lot!"

"She called me just now and asked, have you seen it?"

I nodded and answered, look!

She asked again, is it pretty?

"I replied, it's good-looking!"

"So, she cried out with joy, and I cried out with me, sharing the joy!"

"She told me to keep looking!"

"I agreed!"

......

Everyone: "......"

While speaking, Lin Beifan turned on the computer confidently, continued to watch "Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf", sighed, and said sadly: "This is how we do the insurance industry, we try our best to meet the reasonable requirements of customers!"

"Especially this kind of big customer, as long as I don't want to do illegal things, I basically do it! It's hard, tired, and sad, and no one understands the result! I'm so difficult!"

Everyone: "......"

Lin Beifan waved his hand: "Old man, if there is nothing else, please leave first! I still have to be busy chasing dramas, otherwise the customer will be angry, and I won't be able to eat and walk around!"

Old man: "......"

For a moment, everyone was stunned.

"Good fellow!

"How can there be such brazen people in the world?"

"This ability, I would like to treat you as the strongest!"

"I'm completely convinced!"

......

The old man was so angry that he had no temper.

People don't even want their faces, what else can you say?

If you are cheap, you are invincible!

People are shameless, invincible in the world!

So he said weakly: "Since you said that you are busy with work and leave time for customers, if I become your customer, then should you serve me well?"

After saying that, I looked forward to it.

Lin Beifan said lightly: "It depends on the situation, I also have very high requirements for appearance! If you look young and cute, you will become my first choice! If you look old and ugly, pass directly!"

Old man: "......"

The old man clutched his chest and felt offended!

The person in front of him is clearly pointing at Sang and scolding Huai!

I don't know how to refute it!

It's so angry!

"Okay! I don't want to talk to you about those things now, the more I talk about it, the more angry I get! I'll ask you now, who is your biggest customer, and how much money does she pay?" asked the old man.

"It's the little customer just now, her family insured him for 30 million, which is my biggest customer!"

"Okay, then I'll invest 40 million for the old man!" the old man said loudly.

The live broadcast room suddenly exploded.

"40 million !!"

"What a lot of money, the big guy has made it again!"

"Another rich old man, do you still lack grandchildren?"

"Three years and 360 months of grandchildren, do you still want them?"

......

For a while, countless people envied Lin Beifan.

Because, he is ready to make another big profit.

However, Lin Beifan was very calm, and painstakingly comforted, saying: "Old man, I don't think it's better to be so impulsive! 40 million is not a small amount after all......

Old man: "Don't talk nonsense, open a bill immediately!"

Lin Beifan: "......"

Lin Beifan continued to convince him: "40 million is really not a small amount, you should seriously consider ......"

Old man: "Either place an order or play chess, you choose one!"

Lin Beifan: "......"

Lin Beifan repeatedly comforted: "Old man, I think you should go back and discuss with your family first......!

Old man: "How troublesome, whoever doesn't agree with me will change someone!"

Lin Beifan: "......"

"Actually, you can still get it back! After you buy it, there is still a 10-day hesitation period! If you regret it, you can refund the money during this period, and you only have to pay 10 yuan for the cost of production......

Old man: "What to refund! Am I the one who lacks that money??"

Lin Beifan: "......"

Lin Beifan was a little flustered: "Old man, you have to consume rationally!"

Old man: "I advise you to be nosy!"

Lin Beifan: "......"