I brought advanced fishing techniques
Chapter 165
The audience in the live broadcast room laughed and peed.
"A group of parents and fathers competed for favor in front of the teacher, but they lost to the big guy, that scene just now was really funny!
"Don't look at your age, look at your identity! are all in their thirties, have bellies, and have wives and children, how can beautiful teachers in their 20s look at them?"
"Don't say that upstairs, as long as men have money, they will be full of confidence, thinking that women are good!"
"As a result, I ran into a talented, good-looking and rich Lin boss, and it was completely bad!"
......
At this time, Lin Beifan was talking and laughing with the beautiful teacher.
"How is the child at school, is it good?" Lin Beifan asked the beautiful teacher with a smile.
The beautiful teacher nodded suddenly, and reached out to gently touch Song Jiabao's little head, and said: "The little guy is very well-behaved, obedient and sensible, and very positive in everything!
"This is the best!" Lin Beifan gently pinched Song Jiabao's little face.
"Big brother, I'm really well-behaved!" Xiao Mengwa was proud, as if she had done something particularly proud.
Lin Beifan took a sip on her little face as a reward.
At this time, the beautiful teacher took out her mobile phone with a red face and said, "By the way, Mr. Lin, can you leave a contact information?
"I actually said that I wanted contact information...... This beautiful teacher's heart is not pure!"
"Under the guise of a child, it's clear that the drunkard doesn't mean to drink!"
"Big Lin who wants to seduce us, slut!"
......
"Okay!" Lin Beifan immediately took out his mobile phone and exchanged contact information with the other party.
At this moment, a parent father next to him looked greedy, took out his mobile phone, and said with a blank eye: "Teacher Zheng, you can also leave me a contact information!"
The beautiful teacher shook her head and said with a smile: "Ruyu Dad, no need!"
"Why not?" asked the parent's father.
The beautiful teacher smiled and said, "Because I already have the contact information of Ruyu's mother, it's not good to add it repeatedly!"
The parent father pointed to Lin Beifan: "Then why do you need his contact information?"
"Because Song Jiabao's family situation is relatively special, it is a single-parent family, so I should give her a little more care and care! Mr. Lin and Song Jiabao have a close relationship, so I asked for an extra contact information!" explained the beautiful teacher.
"Oh, okay!" the father silently put away his phone.
Lin Beifan patted the other party's shoulder as a sign of comfort.
The audience in the live broadcast room laughed again.
"Do you still want the teacher's phone?
"I don't pee on myself, I have a wife and children, and I still want to mess with flowers?"
"I'm old, and my heart is quite flowery!"
"It's so ordinary, but it's so confident!"
......
Then, Li Beifan took Song Jiabao and waved goodbye to the teacher.
On the way, Song Jiabao chattered and told Lin Beifan everything he had experienced at school, happy, happy and funny, all poured out in one go.
Lin Beifan listened with a smile, nodded a few words of praise from time to time, and danced the little guy's hands.
Even the beautiful secretary and the driver sitting in front couldn't help but be happy when they listened to the laughter of the little guy.
Children are always able to bring joy and joy to people.
At this moment, the little guy raised her little head, looked at Lin Beifan with her cute and big eyes, and said expectantly: "Big brother, our school is going to report a parent-child activity tomorrow, can you accompany me to participate?"
"Where's your mother?" asked Lin Beifan.
The little guy lowered his head and said in frustration: "Mom has been too busy lately and has no time!"
Lin Beifan nodded, the child's mother Song Ya's company had just opened, and it was indeed very busy, so it was inevitable to ignore the little guy, but the little guy was very sensible.
"Okay, my brother is free, my brother will accompany you to participate!" Lin Beifan said with a smile.
"Really?!" the little guy was pleasantly surprised.
"Of course!" Lin Beifan hugged her in his arms: "However, my brother is participating in this kind of activity for the first time, and I don't know how to play, can you tell me?"
"Okay!" the little guy clapped his hands and told Lin Beifan what he knew.
So, the 62nd day of the workplace, Saturday.
In the morning, Lin Beifan accompanied the little one to the school to participate in parent-child activities.
I also brought a lot of things.
When I came to the school gate, I met yesterday's beautiful teacher.
The other party was overjoyed, his face greeted him like a flower, and said enthusiastically: "Mr. Lin, why are you here?"
Lin Beifan said with a smile: "The child's mother is busy, so I brought the child!"
"Teacher, teacher!" Song Jiabao said excitedly: "My eldest brother is very powerful, and his hands-on ability is very strong, nothing can difficult him! We will definitely win the first place today!"
The beautiful teacher touched the little guy's head: "Yes, the teacher is looking forward to it!"
The three of them walked into the campus talking and laughing.
At school, I once again met yesterday's parents and fathers.
However, this time they were more honest and didn't dare to look at the beautiful teachers more, because they also brought their wives over.
The eyes do not squint, the head is held high, the face is solemn, and the performance is very upright.
On the contrary, it was the wife they brought, and when they saw Lin Beifan coming, their eyes lit up, and they all surrounded her.
"Isn't this Mr. Lin Bei Fanlin, I'm so happy to see you here!"
"You also came with the child, what a caring!"
"Mr. Lin, I have always wanted to buy an insurance for my child, can I consult you?"
"I can't trust others, I believe you!"
......
Warbler Yanyan, special enthusiasm.
And parents and fathers were left aside.
The cold wind blew, lonely and embarrassing.
The audience in the live broadcast room laughed and peed.
"This group of parents and fathers are miserable, they were robbed of beautiful teachers yesterday, and their wives were robbed today!"
"Green from beginning to end!"
"It's just that the charm of the big guy is too great, haha!"
"That's enough for me to laugh for a year!haha!"
......
Parents and fathers hate in their hearts, this Lin Beifan is not a thing, not only seduced the beautiful teacher away, but also "seduced" their wives away, I will definitely give you some color later.
Next, the parent-child activities began.
The main part of this activity is invention, where children and their parents make small things on the spot and show them to everyone.
Those who get the most votes will be rewarded by the teacher.
The main purpose of this activity is to strengthen the parent-child relationship between children and parents. Winning the award is secondary, mainly to allow children to have good communication and interaction with their parents.
"Big brother, here we go!" said the little one excitedly.
put all the things he brought on the small table, and then started with Lin Beifan. In fact, it is mainly Lin Beifan who is doing it, and the little guy is doing some simple and uncomplicated work.
But the little guy is extraordinarily serious, as if with a sense of mission.
After about 5 minutes, the little guy cheered excitedly: "Brother, the first thing is done!"
After another 5 minutes, she cheered again: "The second thing is also done, which is great!"
In less than 20 minutes, their small table was already filled with all sorts of "inventions".
For the rest of the families, no one has yet completed the first work.
A little guy sitting at the small table next to him ran over, pointed to one of the things, and said curiously, "Song Jiabao, what are you guys doing?"
"Yangyang, let me tell you, this is an orange candle I made!" the little guy said proudly.
"Candles?can orange peels also make candles?" the other party was shocked.
"Of course you can, don't believe it!" Xiao Mengwa looked at Lin Beifan, who took out a lighter and lit an orange candle.
The candle light was very faint, but it did light.
"Wow! it's really lit, it's amazing!" said the other party excitedly.
The little cute babies around all ran over, looked at the small orange candle, and screamed with wow.
Laughed the little guy to death and laughed like a flower.
"Song Jiabao, what is this?" a child pointed to one of the iron boxes.
The little guy said proudly: "This is used to boil water, you can boil hot water without fire!"
The children were dumbfounded: "How can you boil water without fire?"
One of them raised his hand: "I know, you can use electricity!"
The little guy said loudly: "Wrong, we don't use fire or electricity!"
Then, I immediately rehearsed it.
Under Lin Beifan's guidance, a packet of white powder was spread on the bottom of the box, and then some water was poured on it. Then I immediately closed another box with some cold water poured on it.
In less than a moment, the water on it boiled and steamed.
This scene was like magic, and the children were shocked.
"The water is really boiling! no fire or electricity!"
"It's amazing! How is this done?"
......
The little guy immediately popularized science online: "Big brother said that this is quicklime, as long as it encounters water, it will release a lot of heat! After the water absorbs heat, it will naturally boil!
"Awesome!"
"Song Jiabao, you are amazing!"
"Can you let me play?"
......
Then, the little one frequently showed off his inventions.
Because these inventions are so fun and interesting, they attract all the children, gain a bunch of envious and adoring eyes, and make the little ones so happy that they can't find the north.
And other parents and fathers, even some parents and mothers, are jealous to see it.
Look at this thing under your own hands......
What is this?
I'm embarrassed to take it out and be embarrassed!
So they simply gathered around to see Lin Beifan's invention and creation, to see if they could steal the teacher.
"Let me tell you, these good things were all invented by my eldest brother, and he has a lot of fun and interesting things, right?" The little guy was proud, and a pair of small meat hands hugged Lin Beifan's arm, declaring his sovereignty.
Once again, the little guy received a lot of envious glances.
"Song Jiabao, your big brother is so powerful, much stronger than my father!"
"That's it! My dad is really stupid, he didn't do anything for a long time, stupid!"
"And he has a fat head and big ears, and he has a big belly, and it is difficult to walk!"
"Gee, sometimes, I'm really by them!"
......
Parents and dads around: "Poof!!"
Clutching his chest, he felt hurt.
I worked so hard, but I was still disgusted by my own children.
looked at Lin Beifan with resentment, this damn bastard shouldn't even cheat their children, right?
The audience in the live broadcast room laughed miserably.
"This group of parents and dads are so pitiful!"
"I was disgusted by a beautiful teacher yesterday, I was disgusted by my wife just now, and now I want to be disgusted by my own children!"
"As soon as Big Guy Lin came, he snatched all their love!"
"It's getting worse and worse!"
......
At this time, a child pointed to the big box in Lin Beifan's hand and exclaimed, "Song Jiabao, what is this?"
"This ...... Brother, what is this?" even the little guy doesn't know what it is.
Lin Beifan smiled slightly: "This is a cannon!"
"Cannon?" everyone was shocked.
"It's for firing cannons! Come on, I'll show you now!"
Lin Beifan put the box on the table.
The box looked boxy and ordinary, and a round hole was dug in one of them, and there was a fixed rack inside, and there was nothing.
It's really impossible to associate him with artillery.
But at this moment, Lin Beifan took out a few sandalwoods, lit them and put them in the box, and fixed them in the rack.
In less than a moment, the box was filled with smoke.
Lin Beifan stretched out his hand and put it on both sides of the box and said, "Look, I'm going to shoot!"
I saw him pat lightly, and a smoke ring was spewed out from the mouth of the hole, hitting 4 meters away, as if a cannon was fired.
"Wow!
"That's amazing!"
"One more shot!"
"Can you let me play?"
......
All the children were excited and wanted to give it a try.
After trying it out, I still don't find it enjoyable.
At this time, Lin Beifan made a suggestion: "Why don't we play a game? First of all, Jia Bao and I will operate this cannon, we are gunners, and we are specially responsible for firing and shooting people." The children are tied to their parents and join forces to dodge the cannons. Whoever lasts to the end will be in charge of this cannon?"
"Okay, good......"
So the game began, Lin Beifan grabbed the box with both hands and controlled the direction of the cannon.
The little guy is responsible for firing the cannon, and the division of labor is clear.
"Baby, who do you say hit first?"
The little guy said excitedly: "Let's hit Zhang Xingxing first, he always pulls my hair!"
"Okay, no problem!"
So, Lin Beifan immediately aimed the muzzle of the cannon at Zhang Xingxing.
The little guy slapped hard, and Zhang Xingxing and his son were eliminated.
Then several pairs of father and son who were eliminated in a row won 10 points beautifully.
When it was Lin Beifan's turn to dodge, Lin Beifan relied on his amazing reflexes and speed to survive to the end and once again take charge of the cannon.
But in any case, both the children and the parents had a great time today.
When he went back, the little guy was already tired and paralyzed, and he sat in the passenger seat with a small quilt and fell asleep quietly.
It seems that he also had a sweet dream, and muttered: "Big brother...... Daddy......"
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