I Can Brush Attributes
Chapter 174 Xiangxi chases corpses, zombies
At the airport, Shangguan Jianguo and Lu Hongwu were the ones who came to pick up Wang Ping. Apart from the two, there was Jiang Linglong, a loose cultivator, and Lu Yuan from the ancient Buddhist temple.
In addition to the few people Wang Ping was familiar with, there were also two young people who Wang Ping did not know.
It seems that the two young people came to pick up Wang Ping on behalf of Xiangchu Province.
Two young people, one of them was ordinary, wearing sunglasses, and wearing a windbreaker that was one size larger than himself.
The other person looks super ugly, and it is to the extent that breaking the acid for him is equivalent to giving him plastic surgery.
"Zombie?"
Wang Ping looked at the young man with sunglasses, and immediately noticed the ugly looking young man beside him.
"Xiangxi Chasing Corpse Sect?"
It was not loud, but Zhang Hao and others heard it.
Before Shangguan Jianguo introduced Wang Ping, the ugly young man took the lead and introduced himself with a smile.
"You are Mr. Wang Ping. I have long admired the name. I am the Xiangxi Corpse Hunter, Miao Kou. This is my corpse hunter and my dear friend, Miao Jianghun."
The ugly youth introduced Wang Ping to the silent youth in sunglasses beside him.
The young man with sunglasses just pinged his forehead at Wang.
Wang Ping looked up and down the young man with sunglasses.
This was the first time he saw a zombie.
Yes, this young man with sunglasses is not a human, but a zombie.
Zombies, a special kind of ghost among ghosts.
As the saying goes, if a person has obsession or resentment after death, he will turn into a ghost and exist in the world, but if a person holds a breath before death, he will have a chance to come back to life under certain circumstances. This kind of person is no longer a human being. but zombies.
The young man with sunglasses in front of him was lifeless, and the three fires above his shoulders were not yang fires, but yin fires.
This is the characteristic of zombies.
Every Taoist line in the exorcism world has its own Taoism, and the Xiangxi corpse exorcism school is also one of the Taoist lines in the ghost exorcism world.
Their Taoism is different from most Taoist arts, and is somewhat similar to government officials.
In fact, there is no other way to talk about it, but it is a special method of exorcising ghosts. In addition, the conditions for the inheritance of the Xiangxi corpse-hunting technique are harsh. Compared with other Taoist traditions, the Xiangxi corpse-hunting group is thin and has never had its peak. has not decayed.
Because of the Xiangxi Chasing Corpse Sect, the inheritance conditions aside from the physical requirements, the most important and weirdest point is that the appearance must be ugly, and the height must be more than 1.7 meters.
This is why Wang Ping can recognize the corpse sect in Xiangxi even if he has never seen it before.
An ugly young man, a zombie, this is the standard school of the Xiangxi Zombie Sect.
According to "Dao" software information.
Once the Xiangxi Corpse Chasing Sect appeared, there would be at least two people, one would be a human and the other would be a zombie.
The first time I saw a zombie, Wang Ping seemed to have discovered a new world, asking questions along the way.
"Mr. Zombie, oh no, Mr. Miao Jianghun, are you a zombie?"
"I heard that zombies are hard all over, is that true?"
"Are you sure it's hard all over your body? Doesn't that mean your dick is also hard, does that count as an erection all the time?"
Everyone: "..."
Ding! Miao Jiang Hun zombie is stunned, what's the matter with you, host, can you chat, no one asks such a question, attribute +1
"Mr. Miao Jianghun, why don't you speak? Am I wrong? Oh, yes, I was wrong. You don't get erections all the time, but you don't get erections all the time, but you're also hard, I said. right?"
Ding! Miao Jiang Hun Zombie, what are you asking me to answer? Attribute +1
At this time, Miao Jiang bastard was in great pain and didn't know how to answer Wang Ping's question.
How should I answer myself? If you don't refute what Wang Ping said, doesn't it mean that you can't get an erection because of impotence?
But to retort, that is not to admit that he is disguised and tell someone that his chicken is really hard at all times, Worge, how embarrassing is it?
Meanwhile, Wang Ping is still questioning.
"Mr. Miao Jianghun, do you zombies have long hair? You probably don't. After all, you are also dead. How can dead people grow hair? You have to cherish your hair. one"
"By the way, do you have dandruff?"
Ding! Miao Jianghun zombie wants to scold, attribute +1
Wang Ping took a sniff and said immediately.
"Hey! There is a rejoicing fragrance, Mr. Miao Jianghun so you wash your hair."
Ding! Miao Jianghun wants to scold people, what the hell, can't zombies wash their hair, I don't have long hair, I don't have one if I don't have one, why should I use Rejoice to take care of it? Eat your rice, attribute +1
"Mr. Miao Jianghun, I heard that zombies are afraid of the sun, so how do you go out in the daytime, do you wear sunscreen to protect the sun? Then do you put sunscreen on your chickens, or if you go out during the day, your chickens will burn accidentally. what…… ……"
Ding! Miao Jianghun is about to go berserk, I'm not really hanging out, where's the chicken getting sunburned, attribute +1
"Mr. Miao Jianghun, do you zombies have ID cards? Do you need a passport when you go abroad? What should you do if you go through the security check? There is no temperature after scanning."
"Haven't you ever been abroad? Then tell me next time you go abroad. I haven't seen zombies go abroad."
Ding! Miao Jiang is unlovable, attribute +1
The car stopped, Miao Jianghun opened the car door, got out of the car quickly, and avoided Wang Ping like a god of plague.
This is definitely a lunatic, no, definitely a zombie lover!
At this time, Miao Jianghun just wanted to stay away from the neuropathy of Wang Ping.
Just as he got out of the car and walked away, Wang Ping sounded.
"Mr. Miao Jianghun, I strongly suggest that if you fight with your zombie counterparts, you must never tug at each other's hair, it will irritate each other."
Ding! Miao Jianghun zombie wants to kill, host, have you ever seen a zombie fight and shave its hair, attribute +1
On the other side, Zhang Hao could not laugh or cry.
In fact, apart from Shangguan Jianguo, everyone present had never seen Xiangxi drive corpses, nor had they seen zombies. After all, zombies were born under harsh conditions.
Therefore, the content of Wang Ping's whole interview, although the zombies wanted to beat people, they were really curious.
Even though they didn't say a word, they actually perked up their ears throughout the whole process, trying to get some zombie intelligence from Miao Jianghun's mouth.
Everyone didn't realize that they had been staying with Wang Ping unknowingly, and had been damaged by Wang Ping.
After Miao Jianghun left, Miao Kou couldn't help smiling bitterly. As expected, Mr. Wang Ping, as Mr. Shangguan Jianguo said, belonged to the eighth brother of Huluwa, Piwa.
At the same time, the always upright Lu Hongwu whispered to Wang Ping.
"Mr. Wang Ping, if we encounter a zombie next time during the suppression of Yin Qi outbreak, how about we lick his hair? I really want to see if the zombies will run wild."
Everyone: "..."
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