I Can Brush Attributes

Longshan County, Xiangchu Province, China, on the cemetery of the Yao family.

Wang Ping did not leave in a hurry after conquering the four zombies.

"Mr. Wang Ping?" Third Uncle asked softly, with doubts.

Unlike before, the current third uncle is full of admiration and awe for Wang Ping, and he doesn't dare to speak out loud after seeing Wang Ping's exorcism method.

One thing is certain, now that Wang Ping asked the third uncle to go east, he would never dare to go in any other direction, and even in front of Wang Ping, he did not dare to finish the fart at one time, he had to play it intermittently, for fear that it would be too loud.

All the Yao family members looked at them and were equally confused.

Haven't the zombies been wiped out? Why doesn't Mr. Wang Ping leave yet?

Wang Ping said nothing and walked towards the fifth coffin. Seeing this, everyone's face changed wildly, and they turned pale with fright.

They suddenly remembered, Wang Ping only caught four zombies, but there are five coffins, which means there is one zombie?

Or swallowing saliva with difficulty, or shaking hands quietly together, everyone stared nervously at the fifth coffin.

It was grandpa's coffin.

Not long ago, the eldest elder of the Yao family was also the first to die among the six people who died recently.

At the same time, Wang Ping walked to the coffin.

He tapped the coffin board lightly.

"Hello, is anyone here? The inferior airplane cup you bought for 38 yuan has been delivered, please check it."

Yao family: "..."

coffin:"……"

Ding! The zombies in the coffin shivered and did not dare to respond to the host, for fear that the coffin would be lifted up and subdued as an elf, attribute +1

The system prompt sounded in his mind, Wang Ping smiled.

In fact, as early as the five coffins were dug up, Wang Ping, Zhang Hao and others felt that the five coffins were all emitting corpse gas, especially the coffin that Wang Ping was knocking, and the corpse gas was the most intense.

Obviously, this Yao family grandpa became the earliest zombie, and at the same time the smartest.

Zombies are also ghosts. They are afraid of the sun. They only dare to come out at night. When they have just become zombies, they will only wake up after 12 o'clock in the evening.

However, the Yao family's grandfather is an exception. Because he killed five people in a row, he is no longer an ordinary zombie. He doesn't need to pass 12 o'clock in the evening, and he will wake up at night.

The Yao family's grandfather woke up at night when the graves were dug at the Yao family, but he didn't run out. He wanted to see what was going on, but the Yao family actually came to dig them in the evening.

It was because of his idea that it saved his life.

Although lying in the coffin, he could hear the movement outside, and saw Wang Ping collecting zombies with the Poke Ball through the gap of the coffin board.

At that moment, the grandfather of the Yao family was trembling, how dare he come out, lie directly in the coffin, be a quiet dead person, and at the same time meditate in his heart "I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm not a zombie, I'm a dead person" crazy Hypnotize yourself.

However, he didn't know that he was discovered by Wang Ping early on.

dong dong dong!

Wang Ping knocked on the coffin board again.

"Hello, I'm checking the water meter, please open the coffin board."

Ding! Yao's grandfather's zombie eggs hurt, check your sister, this is a coffin, there is a chicken water meter in the coffin, attribute +1

"Hello, I'm sending a sauna from the community. I'll send you a female zombie, the one with big buttocks. Open a coffin. I'll send the female zombie in now."

Ding! Yao's grandfather's zombie self-hypnosis, he is sealed in the coffin, can't get out, can't get out, attribute +1

There was no movement in the coffin, Wang Ping disapproved and continued.

"Come out, there is a New Year's discount now, as long as you come out and shout, you can immediately change to a top-level coffin made of sandalwood, with built-in air conditioning and color TV, as well as wireless wifi."

"Come out, the generals of the Zombie King are going to call all the zombies for a meeting. Ma Xiaoling is also here. Come out and see Ma Xiaoling."

The Yao family watched Wang Ping happily talking to the coffin.

Although the coffin didn't move at all, they knew that the grandfather must be inside the coffin.

At this time, the Yao family was very painful. Wang Ping was molesting the dead elders in front of them. The key was that they couldn't force them, and they even had to wait for Wang Ping to molest the elders quickly.

After a long while.

Under Wang Ping's constant nagging, the Yao family's grandfather was almost driven mad, and he finally spoke up.

"I, I won't be your elf..."

Ding! Yao's zombie grandfather would rather die than be an elf, attribute +1

The sound came out through the coffin, and the Yao family changed color. This was Grandpa's voice.

Just then, Wang Ping responded.

"Who said I wanted you to come out and become my elf?"

Ding! Grandpa Yao is sluggish, doesn't he want to be your elf? Then why do you want me out? You don't really want to send me a sandalwood coffin with built-in air conditioner and wifi, attribute +1

Everyone in the Yao family was confused.

Mr. Wang Ping does not accept grandpa as an elf? Why? Is it because of conscience that I feel that it is not good to use other people's parents as elves.

"Then, what do you want me to do..."

The voice came from the coffin again, this time with hope, no longer trembling.

The moment Grandpa's voice sounded, Wang Ping responded.

"Come out and be beaten."

Everyone: "..."

coffin:"……"

Ding! Yao's grandpa is afraid of zombies, trembling madly, drafting, you ask me to come out and be beaten, why don't I come out and be your elf, attribute +1

The cheeks of everyone in the Yao family twitched, and they would be wrong. Wang Ping didn't want to accept it this time, and just wanted to beat their Yao family.

With Wang Ping's words, the coffin stopped moving again.

Ding! Grandpa Yao's zombie is firm, my grandpa Yao will never come out of the coffin, even if I die here, I will not come out of the coffin, attribute +1

Then he knocked on the coffin again. Seeing that the coffin was no longer moving, Wang Ping slowly backed away and left the Yao family grandpa's coffin.

In this regard, everyone is puzzled, and the Yao family's grandfather in the coffin is delighted. Is this person ready to give up?

Wang Ping stopped when he was about 10 meters away from the coffin.

"You also stay away from the coffin and come to me."

Wang Ping motioned everyone to come to his side and stay away from the coffin.

The crowd was puzzled, but did so.

Ding! Grandpa Yao's zombie is confused, what are you doing, host? Collectively watch yourself from a distance? Come to one that can only be viewed from a distance and cannot be played with? Attribute +1

After the Yao family and Zhang Hao and others were 10 meters away from the coffin, Wang Ping put his hands in a circle, put his hands to his mouth, and shouted at the coffin 10 meters away.

"The one in the coffin, listen to me. You violated the law by killing innocent people. Now you will disarm within 3 seconds. Otherwise, since you are an old man, I will carry out humanitarian destruction on you."

Ding! Yao's grandfather was stunned, humanitarian destruction? Attribute +1

Listening to Wang Ping's words, Yao Tong pulled Yao Chengjun's sleeve.

"Dad, what is humanitarian destruction."

"Humane destruction is the "artificial end" of animal life with the lowest degree of suffering. Tongtong, you can understand it as euthanasia." Yao Chengjun replied.

Hearing this, Tong Tong blinked and said, "It's to reduce suffering and death, right?"

"right."

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