I Can Brush Attributes
Chapter 199 Red Lotus Street Middle School, the legend of the legend
As soon as the ghost in the toilet died, the Yin Qi was collected into the storage space by Wang Ping.
"Emperor, is it really you?" Xiaowei ran forward excitedly, his eyes hopeful.
Xiaowei's best friend and other students gathered around, excited.
"Emperor, you are so powerful, you took the "supernatural beast" all of a sudden, it's too strong."
"Emperor, what's your move? Is that the treasure gourd of King Silver Horn?"
The students gossip.
Each of them shone with admiration, and what happened tonight subverted their three views, and it felt like a dream came true.
As a child under fourteen or fifteen years old, who would have thought that Ultraman and Armored Warriors would one day exist, let alone boys, even girls would have thought that it would be nice if Balala Little Demon Fairy existed.
Now that they see the armored warriors, they are incoherently excited.
Wang Ping smiled and said with a smile.
"Those are not supernatural beasts, but ghosts. As for my oxygen tank, yes, this is the treasure gourd, the treasure gourd of the Silver Horn King."
Xiaowei and the others were full of curiosity and excitement, and they surrounded Wang Ping and asked questions.
Ghosts, there really are ghosts in the world.
It turns out that the armored warriors are not used to beat bad people, but to exorcise ghosts.
"Emperor, why do you have a treasure gourd?" Xiaowei asked.
"That's because I broke the golden flower with the King of Silver Horn. He lost all the money, and he also lost the treasure gourd to me."
Hearing this, Xiao Wei and the others were surprised.
Omg! The King of Silver Horn actually also played Golden Flower, and he even lost bankruptcy, and Bao Hulu lost to Emperor Xia.
When Wang Ping said this, he patted Xiaowei and other students on the shoulders, and said bitterly.
"So, the example of King Silver Horn tells us to stay away from pornography, gambling and drugs."
Xiao Wei and the others nodded their heads.
Be sure to stay away from pornography, gambling and drugs are terrible.
"It's time to go, don't talk about what happened today, this is our little secret with you."
Wang Ping, who was wearing the armor of the Emperor's Hero, gave a thumbs up, as if he was saying to Xiao Wei and the others, "This is the promise of justice and friendship."
Wang Ping walked in front of Lao Chen and Lao Ling who had transformed into Yan Longxia and Fengyingxia, patted them on the shoulders, and was about to leave.
Xiao Wei suddenly said: "Armored warrior!"
The three of Wang Ping turned around and looked.
"Can we also become armored warriors?" Xiaowei asked.
In this regard, Wang Ping gave a thumbs up.
"Yes, as long as you get the university certificate, you can activate the bloodline of light and shadow flowing in your body, and you have a chance to become an armored warrior."
"If you get a master's certificate, you will have a greater chance of becoming an armored warrior. If you take a graduate certificate or a doctoral certificate and make a great contribution to the society, you will have a greater chance. If you become the president, I am sorry, the armored warriors have to give You wash jio."
"Remember, the more documents you have, the stronger you will be."
A student asked: "What if I have all the certificates of Huaxia."
Hearing what he said, Wang Ping was stunned and replied randomly, "Then you can be strong enough to stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun."
Another student asked, "What if I only have a Lanxiang excavator certificate?"
The corners of Wang Ping's mouth twitched, and he replied, "Then you will become the leader of the "Supernatural Beast", let's not talk about it, see you by fate!"
After saying that, without giving them a chance to ask, Wang Ping put his hands on the shoulders of Lao Chen and Lao Ling, lifted them up, and left.
The three flew into the sky, leaving Xiaowei and other students with gorgeous backs, and disappeared into the night sky.
...
Wang Ping left Honglian Street Middle School. He didn't know that after he left, there were many legends in this school.
Legend has it that there is a ghost in the toilet of the girls' dormitory in this middle school. This ghost is very kind and will make you chase after you before you finish cleaning your butt. It is quite friendly.
Legend has it that the toilet of the girls' dormitory in this middle school is a forbidden place for female ghosts. Any female ghosts who approach this toilet will be covered with sanitary napkins, and their spirits will be dissipated, because the ghost in the previous legend is protecting the girls' dormitory to prevent the girls from being harmed. Harm, as for the reason, maybe it's to protect the girls' ass.
Legend has it that in the public toilet of this middle school, as long as you stand outside the public toilet, you can see the armored warriors.
One after another legend, so that this middle school has one more: "Legend in the legend".
This "legendary legend" is: the toilets in this middle school are amazing, and there are all kinds of legends.
Wang Ping did not know about this.
Even after knowing it, he just wanted to reply, "The group of male students who saw them that night, will any students think that they can't become armored warriors, and thus embark on the road of becoming the leader of supernatural beasts."
...
The next day, Wang Ping and the three came to the uncle's house of Lao Chen's junior high school classmate.
"The ghosts have been exorcised for you, transfer the money." Wang Ping laughed.
Old Chen's junior high school classmate nodded and transferred the money to Wang Ping... 0
After receiving the money, Wang Ping got up and prepared to leave.
"Mr. Wang Ping, wait, can I ask you a question?" asked the old Chen junior high school classmate.
"what is the problem?"
Old Chen's junior high school classmate hesitated for a moment, and finally asked.
"Mr. Wang Ping If I meet someone at night, how can I tell if that person is a ghost?"
Wang Ping smiled and said.
"I don't know how to judge male ghosts, but I know how to judge female ghosts."
Only judge female ghosts? Old Chen's junior high school classmates were puzzled.
"Uh... Then how to judge what method?"
Although I don't understand why only female ghosts can be judged, but there is no method for judging male ghosts, old Chen junior high school classmates still want to ask what the method is. Anyway, it is good to be able to judge.
"The method is very simple."
Walking in front of the classmates of Old Chen Junior High School, Wang Ping opened his arms and hugged the classmates of Old Chen Junior High School tightly.
Afterwards, Wang Ping said while holding old Chen junior high school classmates.
"Just hug that person and feel the temperature of the other person's chest with your heart."
"What kind of statement is this?" Old Chen's junior high school classmates were confused.
Release the hug, Wang Ping grinned.
"Haven't you heard such a sentence, in this materialistic society, people are indifferent and ruthless, only this child has some warmth, this is to say that only a person's child is warm."
"So, when you hug a female ghost, it's a human being who is hot, and a ghost who isn't hot."
Stunned and stunned, Old Chen's junior high school classmates stared blankly at Wang Ping.
This statement makes sense, but why do I really want to hit him.
At the same time, Lao Chen and Lao Ling stared at each other, opened their mouths slightly, and exclaimed in their hearts, "I've learned, I've learned!"
Old Chen stared at Wang Ping, and gave Wang Ping a thumbs up without a trace. The way he acted was self-evident.
Wang Ping, this is not a car for kindergarten! Stop talking, drop! Student card, when does this bus leave, hurry up.
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