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Kong Qing Buddha's head was stunned, and his mind was a little short-circuited.

After reading the content of Lu Yuan's text messages, emptying the Buddha's head has the feeling that his beloved disciple Lu Yuan is insane.

What happened to his beloved disciple Lu Yuan?

Nanwu Gatling Bodhisattva, Happy Rocket Maitreya Buddha, 98K Luohan Buddha, Reloaded Tank Buddha, what the hell are the names of these Buddhas that sound like a blast? Where did the disciple Lu Yuan get such a trendy Buddhist name?

After a short period of confusion, Kong Qing Buddha returned to his senses and sent a text message to Lu Yuan.

Jingle, there is news in the V letter discussion group "Empty Buddha's Head Lovers".

The message prompted that Lu Guang posted a video.

Why did Lu Guang post a video at this time? He seldom posts videos, he basically posts memes.

Wait, isn't Lu Guang with Lu Yuan and the others?

Lu Yuan sent himself a text message that he couldn't understand. Now Lu Guang, who rarely posts videos, actually posted videos on his lover discussion group.

Out of curiosity, I opened the video and watched the video.

"Ami, I am Cao Ge Tuo Buddha! What is this?!"

Kong Qing Buddha's head widened his eyes, and the old face was full of strange expressions.

That expression seemed to see something incredible, like ordinary people seeing ghosts.

In the video, you can recognize the Buddha head in the place where it was filmed, which is the underground of Yuancheng Temple.

The location isn't the point, the point is what's in the video.

There are two Buddhas in the video! Not that kind of sculpture, but a living Buddha, a Buddha who can walk and jump, looks flesh and blood.

It was a Bodhisattva with the appearance of saving all beings on his face, exuding great compassion and great compassion, a Maitreya Buddha with a happy smile and full of the divine light of Buddha nature.

Kongqing Buddha's head stared at the phone, staring at the two living Buddhas in the video on the phone.

His eyes were concentrated, converging on the hands of the living Buddha in the video.

Those two living Buddhas, holding Gatling, bazooka...

After a while, Kongqing Buddha's head suddenly realized, remembering the text message sent to him by his beloved disciple Lu Yuan a few seconds ago.

The next moment, Kong Qing Buddha's head exclaimed in shock.

"This is Namo Gatling Bodhisattva? Happy Rocket Maitreya?!"

The image of the Buddha in this video is not the Buddha that Lu Yuan said.

Kong Qing Buddha's head was shocked, and his heart was surprised.

Ami... Ami, what the hell, this is not the time to talk about Amitabha, what the hell is going on?

Is there really a Namo Gatling Bodhisattva? Happy Rocket Maitreya?

Sudden!

As if thinking of something, Kongqing Buddha's head hurriedly looked at the video, which was only over a minute in length.

He wanted to watch the video, but Lu Yuan said more than two Buddha names, as well as the 98K Arhat and the Heavy Tank Buddha.

Empty the Buddha's head, thinking that in addition to Gatling Bodhisattva and Rocket Maitreya Buddha, there will be a 98K Arhat and a tank-driving Buddha in the video.

At the same time, the V letter discussion group "empty the Buddha's head lovers" chat messages frequently.

Lu Ming: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Senior Brother Lu Guang, what are you posting about this video, how can I look directly at the Buddha statue in the future!!"

Lu Ning: "I can't look directly at the Buddha statue anymore. Why does the Bodhisattva take Gatlin! Why is the Buddha so emotional and so energetic? I see it with passion. Amitabha has sinned and sinned."

Luqiu: "...This video is really fake, it should be fake, right? This special effect is also very well done."

Lu Ning: "Yeah, I cried when I saw the special effects in this video. I really wanted to call out the Dou Po TV series and be beaten."

Lu Guang: "This video is real. I saw it with my own eyes. Brother Lu Yuan and Brother Lu Sheng, it was Nanwu Gatling Bodhisattva and Huanxi Rocket Maitreya Buddha. In fact, I just wanted to ask a weak question, brothers and sisters. , have you heard of these Buddhas?"

Lu Yuan: "Although I'm also stunned, Junior Brother Lu Guang is right."

Lu Sheng: "I saw it too, it's so shocking, I can't recover from it until now."

All team members: "..."

As Lu Guang revealed the names of the two Buddhas, as well as Lu Yuan and Lu Sheng's recognition, the discussion group fell silent.

The next second, the members of the discussion group went crazy.

Lu Ning: "Is this true?? God, there really isn't a Gatling Bodhisattva in Nanwu, right?"

Lu Qiu: "@kongqing Buddha's head, is the master there? My disciple would like to ask if there is Nanmo Gatling Bodhisattva in the Buddha."

At this time, the head of Kongqing Buddha appeared.

Kongqing Buddha's head: "This is the first time I have seen this kind of Bodhisattva. There is no record of this kind of Buddha in the ancient Buddhist school. How could there be a Buddha holding Gatlin, Lu Yuan, Lu Guang, Lu Sheng, you all follow the matter. I'll go over it in detail."

Soon, after Lu Yuan's careful narration, everyone understood what had happened.

For a while, the discussion group was quiet...

Lu Ming: "This Namo Gatling Bodhisattva is the image of the Buddha in Mr. Wang Ping's mind? I have sinned and sinned, and I can no longer look directly at the image of the Buddha. Now my mind is full of the 98K Arhat Buddha in my hand."

Lu Qiu: "Senior Brother Lu Ming, what are you doing? I'm so shattered now that I'm still wondering if there is a Buddha with a "Desert Flying Eagle" pistol in each hand."

Lu Ning: "I don't have what you have, I just watched the video five times..."

Lu Yuan: "@kongqing Buddha's head, master, has Buddhism recorded the Nanmo Gatling Bodhisattva?"

Others have also sent out puzzles.

Kongqing Buddha's head: "Disciples, it doesn't matter whether you have Namo Gatling Bodhisattva or not, what matters is your heart. You have not cultivated the Dharma enough, and you haven't understood the true meaning of Buddhism, so let me tell you today as a teacher."

"Tell me, is there a Buddha in the world?"

As soon as the question was asked, Lu Yuan and others were stunned for a while, and they all answered "there is a Buddha".

"You say that there is a Buddha in the world, so tell me, have you ever seen a Buddha?"

Suddenly, everyone was stunned again and answered honestly, "I haven't seen it."

"Since you have never seen a Buddha, why must there be a Buddha?"

Silence, Lu Yuan's disciples fell into contemplation.

At this time, the message of Kongqing Buddha's head continued to be sent.

"As a teacher, I can tell you that there are Buddhas in the world, Buddhas are people, people are Buddhas, and there are Buddhas in my heart, and I am sure that there is no Gatling Bodhisattva. I think there is, naturally.”

"Buddha is for the human mind, what is the Buddha in the heart, and what is the Buddha."

"Through the ages, there have been thousands of gods and Buddhas, and there are many kinds of them. These are all done by the human mind. There are no similar people in the world, only similar flowers. Everyone has different ideas in their hearts, so there are different Buddhas."

"Now, do you understand what I said?"

Empty all the disciples of the Buddha's head: "Thank you master for the guidance, the disciple understands."

Empty the Buddha's head: "Go and find the Buddha in your heart. This is the only way for you to cultivate the Buddhadharma (Hao Ran Righteous Qi)."

Lu Guang: "Master, my disciple now has a Buddha in his heart."

Lu Sheng: "Master, I also have a Buddha in my heart."

Kongqing Buddha's head: "Oh? What Buddha?"

Lu Guang: "Reloaded Tank Buddha, because this kind of Buddha is very handsome, the disciples are very eager to be hearty, with a heavy and domineering feeling."

Lu Sheng: "98K Luohan Buddha, I like Laoyinbi's way of life, 98K Luohanfo is very Laoyinbi."

Lu Ning: "You two are so funny, but it is true, I also like the modern hot weapon Buddha like Wang Ping donor, I have decided! The Buddha in my heart is Nanwu Gatling Bodhisattva."

Luqiu: "It's not bad, brothers and sisters. You think the same as me. I also like this kind of Buddha with a sense of it. It matches me well. I like the Buddha holding the "Desert Flying Eagle"."

Lu Ming: "I like Happy Rocket Maitreya Buddha."

The more they talked, the more they started to discuss whether they should follow the example of Bodhisattva and Maitreya in the video, and use this hot weapon to exorcise ghosts next time.

After all, Taoist priests and government officials can’t do this kind of thing, but Buddhism can do it. Buddhism’s Buddhist power can bless hot weapons. As for bullets, it is enough to engrave Buddhist scriptures.

At this time, because everyone was chatting via V-letter on their mobile phones, they didn't know that Kong Qing Buddha's head was looking at the mobile phone, and Petrochemical was on the spot.

What kind of apprentices are taught by myself... sins.

Fortunately, his beloved disciple Lu Yuan is still normal.

Just when Kongqing Buddha's head thought so, Lu Yuan's news came out.

Lu Yuan: "Junior and younger brothers, the Buddha in your heart is a little low. The Buddha in my heart is much stronger than yours."

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(PS: Great readers, what is the image of Buddha in your heart, funny face.)