I Can Brush Attributes

Chu Lili, Captain Wang, and Liu Qing stared at them, and Wang Ping's mouth twitched.

What should I do now, I don't know the affairs of Liu Qing's family at all.

However, Liu Qing has said this. If he said that he did not know Liu Qing's ancestors, I am afraid that Liu Qing would not believe it.

Wang Ping felt helpless and made the decision to lie.

There is no way, you forced me, you forced me to lie, and you definitely won't believe me if I tell the truth, then I can only lie, and you can only believe when I lie.

Looking back suddenly, Wang Ping was stunned for a moment. Looking back on the past, he found that every time he told the truth, no one believed him, and everyone looked like you lied to me.

For example, tell Bishop Rhode that Bai Ze bought it, and tell Lu Hongwu that Zhang Hao sold his saber for a cheap price, such as... a lot!

On the other hand, if you lied, everyone believed it.

Thinking of this, Wang Ping is speechless, what the hell is this? Could it be that I can only live by lying in my life, no! Tell the truth yourself!

cough!

With a light cough, Wang Ping said solemnly with a serious face.

"Liu Qing, I'm really sorry, I don't know about your family ancestors."

Wang Ping is indescribably solemn, and his eyes are burning, giving people a feeling of "I'm telling the truth, if I lie, I don't have an asshole".

The words sounded, and Wang Ping clearly felt the changes in the three people's eyes and expressions.

The expressions of the three are almost the same, clearly saying, "Wang Ping, you lied, you don't have an ass!"

Liu Qing's face changed suddenly, and she was crying and crying, and she almost hugged Wang Ping's thigh and cried.

He reached out to hold Mr. Wang Ping, pleadingly.

"Mr. Wang Ping, just tell me, I know you must know, I can pay you, how about one hundred thousand? No, one million, how about one million?"

At this time, Captain Wang sighed and spoke for Liu Qing.

"Mr. Wang Ping, Liu Qing wants to know about his ancestors, so you can tell him. I think there should be no taboos about Liu Qing's ancestors, right? After all, I heard it's just a love story."

At this time, Wang Ping in the eyes of everyone was a person who tried to lie, who would rather curse himself for having no buttholes and lie.

"You..." Wang Ping looked at Captain Wang and Liu Qing, his eyelids twitching.

Sure enough, no one believed it.

Wang Ping shrugged, spread out his hands and said, "Okay, okay, for the sake of your sincerity, I said okay, give me the money first."

On the surface, Wang Ping answered like this, but in his heart it was the way.

"It's impossible to say, after all, I really don't know what Liu Qingzu is, so I can only make up one."

"Thank you, Mr. Wang Ping!" Liu Qing looked grateful, took out his mobile phone and opened Alipay, and transferred one million yuan to Wang Ping.

After receiving the money, Wang Ping pondered for a moment, and then said.

"Yes, that's right! Liu Qing, your ancestor is Ning Caichen, your jade flute is the best proof, it is Ning Caichen's token, and it cost Ning Caichen seven, seven, forty-nine days, please Mrs. Shang Laojun refining."

"And your Liu family is wrong. It should be said that your Ning family was actually a famous Taoist family a long time ago."

"Liao Zhai Zhiyi written by Pu Songling is indeed the story of your ancestor Ning Caichen of the Liu family. The story is roughly similar to the story of your ancestor Ning Caichen, but there are some minor differences."

"For example, Ning Caichen just looks like a scholar, but he is actually a Taoist priest!"

As soon as his remarks came out, Chu Lili and Captain Wang looked at Liu Qing.

Seeming to understand what Chu Lili and Captain Wang were thinking, Liu Qing nodded.

"Mr. Wang Ping, you're right, the scholar faces of my family's ancestors are all very handsome. It seems that this should be inherited from the ancestor Ning Caichen, and my ancestors are indeed a Taoist family, but as early as the Qing Dynasty. It's gone."

Everyone didn't realize that, after Liu Qingdao spoke, the corner of Wang Ping's mouth twitched.

The content that I made up at random, has it come true again? !

In fact, Wang Ping can probably guess that the ancestors of Liu Qing's family should have been Taoist priests. After all, the jade flute is a magical instrument, so Liu Qingzu is 80% a Taoist priest.

Therefore, Wang Ping combined with Ning Caichen, who is in the story of Liaozhai, and made up a content half-truth.

Who knew that when he said this, Liu Qing said that he was an ancestral scholar to echo himself.

At this moment, Captain Wang suddenly said.

"Tai Shang Lao Jun?! Mr. Wang Ping, did you mention Tai Shang Lao Jun just now?"

"Uh, did I say that?" Wang Ping said.

At this time, Wang Ping secretly said that it was not good. He just said that the seventy-seven and forty-nine days of refining were too smooth. He couldn't help but think that Sun Wukong was refined by the Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace, and he casually said the Taishang Laojun. .

Captain Wang nodded and affirmed: "I'm sure you said it."

Chu Lili and Liu Qing also murmured, as if they heard it.

In this regard, Wang Ping rubbed his forehead and sighed in his heart. Now that he's done, he's going to reveal his secrets. You don't believe me when I tell the truth. Now, if you lie, you will be seen through. It's really painful.

He was mentally prepared, ready to be seen through.

After all, how could there be a Taishang Laojun? It's just a fairy tale.

However, at this moment, Captain Wang said excitedly.

"Unexpectedly, Liu Qing, your ancestors actually knew Taishang Laojun. Taishang Laojun is a very good Taoist priest, a famous Taoist priest in China in the early Qing Dynasty."

Without waiting for everyone to ask questions, Captain Wang explained.

"Chu Lili, Liu Qing, I know what you're thinking, do you think that there are too-shang Laojun in the world surprised? In fact, you misunderstood, what Mr. Wang Ping said is too-shang-lao-jun, not the mythical Tai-shang. Laojun, but a Taoist priest, a Taoist priest who calls himself Taishang Laojun."

"This Taoist priest who calls himself Taishang Laojun, according to records, is a Taoist priest in the early Qing Dynasty, a famous Taoist priest in China. No one knows his origin. It seems that he is a loose cultivator."

"Although he is not the Taishang Laojun in the mythology, it is okay to say that he is the Taishang Laojun in the mythology, because he is too strong, so powerful, and his strength is unfathomable."

"It is said that he once alone defeated ten evil spirits and beheaded them."

"It is precisely because of his strength that he calls himself Taishang Laojun and no one thinks he is arrogant, but thinks that he deserves this title for granted."

After speaking, Captain Wang asked Wang Ping with a smile.

"Mr. Wang Ping, I'm right, but is there anything wrong with what Taishang Laojun recorded?"

"Well, what Captain Wang said is right, I'm talking about this very old gentleman." Wang Ping smiled.

As he spoke, Wang Ping was already shouting in his heart.

Nima! There is a great old gentleman!

The next moment, Wang Ping began to let go of himself and make up random things.

"Come on, let's find a place to sit down, and I'll tell you a story slowly."

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