I Can Brush Attributes

After expelling the female ghost from the crematorium, Wang Ping took Lilith and her daughter back to the hotel.

Along the way, Lilith and Aunt Ellie were like curious babies, asking everything.

"Wang Ping, are ghosts what they are before they die and what they are like after they die?" Lilith asked.

"Yes, ghosts are actually people before they were alive. What a person looks like, and what it will look like after death, at most, it looks terrifying and scary, such as rotten flesh, twisted body, and the general appearance will not change."

Wang Ping said here, paused slightly and continued.

"So, if you encounter a ghost in Huaxia, it's actually very simple to know the identity of the ghost. Just write down the ghost's appearance, and then let someone check the dead people to find it."

Yili was confused: "Can you do this when you meet a ghost in Huaxia? Then you can't do it when you meet a ghost in Bangzi Country?"

"Definitely not." Wang Ping said bluntly.

"Why?" Ellie's mother and daughter were puzzled.

Wang Ping is straightforward.

"Because both men and women in Bangzi Kingdom have two kinds of faces, one is before makeup removal, and the other is after makeup removal, ghosts are pure natural and pollution-free, returning to their original nature, they must maintain their most primitive initial state before death, that is, makeup removal. Afterwards, in addition to removing makeup, you also have to consider the situation of cosmetic surgery, which is very complicated, you know."

Mother Yili was stunned for a moment, and nodded slightly, with a "very reasonable" look.

Shangguan Jianguo and others were dumbfounded, Wang Ping's words could not be refuted.

In Bangzi Country, looking for ghosts is a very worrying thing. First of all, to find the identity of ghosts, not to go to the archives, but to go to the plastic surgery hospital to check.

"How do you distinguish? For example, this is a ghost from the Bangzi Kingdom, and this is a ghost from the Huaxia Kingdom? If ghosts from other countries smuggle to other countries, how do you distinguish them?"

Between the words, Lilith looked at everyone.

As soon as these words came out, let alone Aunt Yili's curiosity, even Lao Chen and Lao Ling were stunned, and even Shangguan Jianguo was stunned.

They really haven't considered the issue of distinguishing which country ghosts are.

Whether it is a Chinese government official or a ghost exorcist from other countries, when they encounter ghosts, they immediately consider killing them.

This is not terrorists, transnational drug dealers, etc. You need to check your nationality, that is a ghost.

"This... we really don't know..." Shangguan Jianguo said awkwardly.

"This is easy to distinguish." Wang Ping said suddenly.

"Uh..." Shangguan Jianguo swallowed what he was about to blurt out, staring at Wang Ping with wide eyes.

Mr. Wang Ping, you're hitting your face too fast!

Everyone pays attention to Wang Ping.

Wang Ping said with a smile: "This is easy to distinguish, just smell the ghost."

Shangguan Jianguo looked confused: "How do you smell it?"

"How do you smell? Of course, I leaned in and smelled it with my nose." Wang Ping said bluntly.

The corners of everyone's mouth twitched.

What are you kidding me, smelling with your nose?

Are you a roaring dog as a ghost exorcist?

The corners of Shangguan Jianguo's mouth twitched and he didn't know whether to laugh or cry. What Mr. Wang Ping said was a bit like a drug-sniffing dog. When he went up and smelled it, he would know if there were any drugs.

Drug dogs smell drugs, ghost hunters smell ghosts, and so on! What are you thinking about, ghost exorcists are human beings!

Wang Ping didn't make people's appetites, and was serious.

"Just like judging alcoholics and burning ghosts, alcoholics have a strong smell of alcohol, and burning ghosts have a burning smell, so ghosts have smells, and you can actually use this method to distinguish which country the ghosts come from, smell it. Just fine."

"For example, if you go up and smell the ghost, if the ghost smells of kimchi, then don't think about it, it must be a ghost from the Bangzi Kingdom, because the Bangzi Kingdom likes to eat pickles, and the smell of kimchi is naturally very strong."

"Of course, if you can smell the serious smell of hyaluronic acid and silica gel on the ghost, it is probably also a ghost in the country of sticks."

"By analogy, if there is a curry smell on the ghost, it must be from the three countries of India."

"If a ghost's hands smell like shit, it must be from Thailand."

"If a ghost smells like sushi, it must be an island country."

Quiet, all quiet.

Shangguan Jianguo and others were stunned, and there was a kind of speechless rebuttal.

Recalling Wang Ping's words carefully, Lao Chen said in surprise, "I'm Cao, why do I think what Wang Ping said is so reasonable."

Lao Ling glanced at Lao Chen and patted his shoulder.

"Old Chen, you are not the only one who thinks it makes sense. Now I not only think it makes sense, I even want to find a ghost to hear it."

The words sounded, Shangguan Jianguo, Chu Lili, Zhang Yan and others all looked at the old spirit.

I am Cao! It turns out that we are not the only ones who want to go find ghosts and smell it.

The next moment, everyone looked sideways and glared at Wang Ping.

"Look at me, does what I say make no sense?" Wang Ping said.

Everyone: "..."

Faced with questioning, everyone was speechless and could not find a reason.

"It seems... that female ghost really smells of pickles." Lilith, who had just entered the ghost exorcism world, thought for a moment and said seriously.

She was different from Shangguan Jianguo and the others. She didn't understand anything about the ghost exorcism world, and she only learned about it today.

So she believed what Wang Ping said.

Shangguan Jianguo and the others didn't refute either, because what Wang Ping said was really justified...

When everyone heard the words, they were all stunned, their faces became more and more strange, and they were silent.

They were thinking, recalling what happened to the female Specter just now.

After a while, Lao Chen touched his chin and said leisurely.

"I do smell kimchi."

"I smelled it too..." Lao Ling said.

Chu Lili and the others didn't say anything, let alone refute it, because they suddenly remembered that the female ghost really smelled of pickles.

Indeed, as Wang Ping said, drunkards smell of alcohol, burnt ghosts have burnt smells, all in all, ghosts have smells.

Thinking of the ghost's smell, especially the smell of kimchi, curry, sushi, etc., everyone's expressions changed.

"I feel like I can't look directly at the ghosts anymore." Shangguan Jianguo covered his face with a fucking look.

Zhang Yan and everyone nodded, and the meaning is self-evident. They agree with Shangguan Jianguo's idea, and they can't look directly at ghosts such as stick ghosts and Indian ghosts...

At this time, a fucking picture had already appeared in their minds.

That was when a ghost appeared at Huaxia Airport. The ghost exorcists rushed to the scene and encountered a ghost. They did not exorcise the ghost for the first time, but collectively moved their noses and shouted at the ghost.

"Kimchi-flavored, it's a ghost from Bangzi Country, so brave! How dare you smuggle to China, capture it for me, and send it back to Bangzi Country!"

Since then, the stick ghost has been called the kimchi ghost.

Since then, ghosts can no longer smuggle to other countries, because ghost exorcists in the ghost exorcism world have learned to "smell ghosts and know nationality".

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