I Can Brush Attributes

"You are really the filthy demon king." King You shook his head and sighed.

"I am over-flattered."

"You are so dirty, I suspect that you have never had a girlfriend. There is a saying in modern times, beware of orphans." King You recalled what the Night King said before.

Hearing this, Wang Ping, who was waiting for the entrance of the cinema together, came to the spirit and showed an unfathomable smile.

With that kind of smile, there is a sense of superiority that the world laughs at me for being too crazy, and I laugh at others who cannot see through it.

"You're wrong about this, I'm dirty doesn't mean I can't flirt with girls, I'm not bragging about my flirting skills, that's old-fashioned, from junior high school to high school, college, as long as the girl I like, There's nothing I can't talk to."

King You is now interested, is this Xiao Wu still a master of flirting with girls?

She was very curious that it was Wang Ping's way of seducing girls.

"tell me the story."

Wang Ping cleared his throat.

"Junior high school and high school, I'm a top student, so whenever I take a math test, as long as I see a beautiful girl sitting next to me, I'll tell her that I'll copy the answer for you later."

"Then when the exam starts, I only give her half the answer and tell her to give me your phone number, otherwise you won't get the other half of the answer."

Having said that, Wang Ping said with emotion.

"Many academic bullies are second- and fifth-year-olds, and they don't take advantage of their own advantages at all. If they like girls, they will only show off their grades in front of them, or teach them to learn. I actually don't understand. What do you want a teacher for?"

When the people around them heard Wang Ping's words, their faces changed, especially those who used to be academic bullies, they all looked like shit.

This is the real way to open up a scholar. So many years of study are in vain.

A father and son standing in line behind Wang Ping, only to hear the son, who is about a junior high school student, suddenly raised his head and said to his father.

"Dad, I want to study, I want to go to a cram school, I want to become a scholar, I want to go to a goddess!"

Junior high school father: "..."

The two friends standing in front of Wang Ping, a suspected student scumbag laughed at the friends next to him.

"You foolish melon, look at other people's academic bullies, and look at you. Fortunately, I was a scumbag back then, so I don't need to care about that."

Everyone around was looking at Wang Ping and noticed King You next to Wang Ping.

They were thinking, is this the pure girl next to this young man who was so attracted by her?

King You ignored everyone and asked curiously, "Then how did you flirt with girls in college?"

Wang Ping heard the words and spoke bluntly.

"College flirting doesn't require skills, just two words, hints."

"Hint?" King You looked confused.

"Yes, it implies that at the university level, girls are no longer ignorant, they already have a sense of society and the world."

"So all I have to do is hint at the girl I'm chasing, either I'm rich, I'm a dick, or I'm talented."

"Girls, there are nothing more than spiritual needs and physical needs. Spiritually, you imply wealth or talent. Physically, you understand."

King You was speechless, refreshing his understanding of Wang Ping and this modern society.

At this time, a chubby young man in front of Wang Ping turned around, his eyes lit up, and he showed an humbly asking for advice.

"Brother, can you teach me how to flirt with a girl? I want to chase a goddess, a very beautiful goddess, but because I'm fat, I don't know how to get her contact information."

Wang Ping looked at the fat young man and patted his shoulder.

"Young man, don't hang yourself on a tree. If you really want to chase, I'll teach you a way. You go to the elevator with your goddess, and the first sentence you talk to is haha. I didn't expect it. Take the elevator with me. The air is all chubby."

"If you say that, the goddess will sympathize with you and think that you are an idiot. Maybe she can be a spare tire, like being a father, so that she will give you a V signal."

"In this way, you are successfully promoted to the spare tire. As for chasing the goddess, you can just find a few more goddesses. You need to know that if one goddess is a spare tire, then you are a spare tire."

"But if you use 10 goddesses as spare tires, then the goddesses are your spare tires. Quantitative changes lead to qualitative changes."

hiss!

The sound of gasping cold air came and went, and the people around were stunned.

King You was stunned, Xiao Wu's brain circuit... In the words of the Night King, is it called brain circuit Qingqi?

At this time, when the people around heard Wang Ping's words, their eyes changed, a kind of surprise and a kind of pity.

If everyone does this, is the goddess still the goddess? The goddess has become a spare tire.

The goddesses must have never dreamed that the spare tires they chose were actually on dozens of ships, and they were the ones who were green.

"Master!" The fat young man admired, because he couldn't find the slightest refutation for Wang Ping's words, and felt quite reasonable.

After the movie started, Wang Ping and You Wang walked into the movie theater.

"Why are you looking at me like this?" Wang Ping found that King You was looking at him.

"I'd love to know how many girlfriends you've had."

"Are you asking about inflated? Or hot?"

King You: "..."

After that, Wang Ping and You Wang watched the movie theater, and after eating, it was already sunset.

Looking at the sky, King You opened his mouth softly.

"It's getting late, I'm going back."

"Okay, walk slowly and don't send him off." Wang Ping stopped a taxi for King You, but didn't offer to pay.

"Aren't you going to send me?"

"Sending you home the first time we met, it seems that I am very frivolous. I am a person who uses brains, not people who do things with chickens."

"I think you don't want to pay for the taxi."

"Oh! Woman, talk nonsense and tell the truth."

King You didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and immediately got into a taxi.

Just when the car started, Wang Ping suddenly stuck his head into the car window and asked King You.

"By the way, we have been dating each other for a day, do we want to see it together?"

King You smiled for the second time: "Let's go."

She agreed to have a date with Wang Ping, not because of how good Wang Ping is, but after spending a day with Wang Ping, she only saw Wang Ping's filth and stinginess.

But because of these, King You wanted to have a look around. She felt that maybe with Wang Ping, she could learn and see clearly the bad nature of men.

All in all, Wang Ping's "frank" performance today successfully aroused the curiosity of King You.

King You didn't realize that the love between men and women often starts from curiosity...

Then the two added the V signal.

Jingle Bell!

Watching King You leave, the phone in Wang Ping's pocket rang, and the caller ID showed, Dad Wang Quan.

"Hey, son, what's the matter with you today, your wings are hard? Why didn't you answer your loving father's caring call for a day? Could it be that you are dating?"

"Dad, you're right, I'm dating."

"Oh?! It's really dating, hahahaha, then it looks like I'm going to hug my grandson, your great-grandpa is going to hug your great-great-grandson, are you dating Chu Lili or Zhang Yan, or the two of you together? ? I agree with 3P."

"No, Dad, I'm dating the ghost of the Yin Division."

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