I Can Brush Attributes

Now I finally have the opportunity to put on a wave in front of Wang Ping.

Wang Quan felt that he could only manifest himself in front of Wang Ping people on intelligence information.

"Emperor, King Mei is one of the kings of yin qi. It is rumored that she is a fox ghost, that is, a fox demon, commonly known as a fox spirit. I'm going to soak her."

"Dad, you are looking for a vixen to be my stepmother." Wang Ping said in shock.

"Erzai, you're right, but why you tell the truth makes me want to beat you up."

At this time, Wang Ping ignored Wang Quan's words and thought about it while standing on the side of the road waiting for a taxi.

If my father really soaks up the Charm King of Yin Si, and successfully hooks up, how can I introduce Charm King to others in the future?

Wang Ping thought that when he went out with his stepmother to meet Zhang Hao and the others in the future, he would have to say, "Everyone, let me introduce you, this is my stepmother, a vixen."

Afterwards, Zhang Hao and the others should accuse themselves, "Wang Ping, how can you say that about your stepmother, she is your stepmother anyway."

At that time, he calmly replied, "What are you talking about, my stepmother is really a vixen."

"Hahaha, smash, isn't my idea of ​​​​very awesome, soak in a fox spirit, this is a real fox spirit."

Facing the excited words of his father Wang Quan, Wang Ping couldn't help but snorted.

"Father, Hu Yao is also a fox ghost. Your tricks are just the rest of my tricks."

Yes, Wang Quan's idea of ​​hooking up with a fox spirit, in Wang Ping's view, Hu Yao is also a fox demon. He and Hu Yao have known each other for a long time, and it is considered to be a fox Yao.

"Bastard!" Wang Quan was devastated.

At this time, Wang Quan and Wang Ping were on a mobile phone call, and there was no one who knew them beside them.

If Zhang Hao, Shangguan Jianguo and others were by their side and heard their conversation from beginning to end, they would definitely roar out a word in unison.

This is a pair of beast father and son!

Too beast, what do you think of Yin Si? Can you give Yin Si some respect?

If the ghost of Yin Si was here and heard the conversation between the two, I am afraid that Qiqiao would be angry and die on the spot.

How did Yinsi become a place for you two to pick up girls? Is Yinsi a ghost organization? It is a terrorist organization that threatens the world.

The current Yin Si never thought that there are two "beasts" who are thinking of dealing with the Yin Si, not to kill the Yin Si as the ghost exorcists think, but to "engage" the Yin Si.

It can only be said that ordinary people cannot understand the brain circuit of the beast father and son.

"Slip away, smash, I'm going back to the Nether King's Cave. I have to tell you about the life and death book with your great-grandfather, finish talking early and come out to find the King of Charm!"

Wang Quan hung up the phone, turned around and said to Rogers beside him.

"Rogers, I have to play with my crotch, go back to the cave of the underworld with me."

"Kingquan of Guwazi, are you really looking for the Charm King?" Rogers' mouth twitched.

"Bullshit, all the arrogances have been blown out, how can you do if you don't look for it? Go, go back to the Nether King's Cave, and then come out to inquire about the King of Charm, I don't believe that my son can beat the king of the Yin Si, I can't be a father. "

Rogers: "..."

For some reason, Rogers had sympathy for Yin Si for a moment, feeling that Yin Si was going to be broken by these two Dogecoin father and son.

Then Rogers replied: "I think if the old man Wang Tongtian knew that you were going to hook up with the Charm King, he would break your legs."

"Ha! Even if I broke my leg, I'm going to take a dip too!" Wang Quan looked like he was holding up his flag.

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Huaxia Pengcheng.

Wang Ping put away the phone and took a taxi back.

On the way back, Wang Ping did not forget to show a wave of warm men and sent a V letter to King You.

The Demon King: "Have you arrived home yet?"

Xiaoye: "When I got home, I didn't realize that you still sent messages of concern."

The Demon King: "Are you kidding me? My standard warm man, caring eyes.jpg"

Xiaoye: "I can't see warmth from you, only dirt."

The Demon King: "You must know that men are all ancient mythical beasts, "three-legged golden filth", and filth is the nature of men, with a straight smile.jpg."

Xiaoye: "I think most girls don't like dirty people."

Foul Demon King: "You are right, but, if a girl falls in love with a dirty boy, she will "love dirty and black"."

Xiaoye: "Only Chinese characters can make your filth come into full play."

The Demon King: "That's right, those coquettish and cheap foreign languages ​​can't be compared to my big Chinese characters, just like the island dialect, they swear back and forth like Baga Yalu and Aho."

"But our Chinese characters are different. To sum up the swear words, you can't finish swearing for two or three days without stopping."

"Moreover, the greatness of Chinese characters can be seen from both novels and literature. Our Chinese characters can perfectly express the thoughts in our hearts and reflect their vividness."

"English, island language, and Bangzi language are not good. Sometimes their words can't express what they think, they can't use words to express their true thoughts and emotions, and they can't describe the imagination in their hearts."

"This is also why foreigners are fascinated by our Chinese fantasy novels, which can depict grandeur."

"I personally think that Chinese characters are the most complete and complete languages ​​in the world."

Xiaoye: "Can't you see that you still admire Huaxia?"

The Demon King: "It's not worship, it can only be admiration, admiration for the ancient Chinese people who can create such words."

Xiaoye: "I agree with you, especially Sun Tzu's Art of War. I like it the most. It seems that I found a bright spot from you."

The Demon King: "Then should I thank you? Thank you for finding my shining point. In fact, I also like Sun Tzu's Art of War, and I like to discuss "Sun Tzu's Art of War" with girls the most."

Xiaoye: "Why do I always feel that your words about Sun Tzu's art of war are very dirty. How do you discuss Sun Tzu's art of war with girls?"

The Demon King: "I usually discuss it with actual combat, so that they can personally understand the charm of Sun Tzu's art of war. I will first use the twenty-first trick to escape the girl."

"Then I resorted to the 20th tactic to fish in troubled waters, then the 23rd tactic of distant and close attacks, and the last tactic of the 19th tactic to draw money from the bottom of the pot!"

Xiaoye: "The person who created Sun Tzu's Art of War will die when he hears what you say. I found out that you are a genius. You can speak to you without leaving the filth."

Demon King: "I also have times when I'm not dirty, such as when I turn on the sage mode."

Afterwards, Wang Ping and Xiaoye chatted for a while, until Wang Ping arrived at the door of the crystal apartment by car, and Wang Ping took the initiative to interrupt the chat.

Wang Ping knows that in the beginning, flirting with girls must not be too sticky, but only in moderation.

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