I Can Brush Attributes
Chapter 350 The knife is not necessarily to cut vegetables, it may be to cut meat to feed the eagle
Since it was scary for the first time with Wang Ping, in the next few days, in addition to chatting with Wang PingV, Wang Ping invited You Wang out, and You Wang readily agreed.
Because every time I go out with Wang Ping, You Wang can always experience joy and do things that he has never done before, or even thought about.
For example, the last haunted house incident, and Wang Ping took her to fish for water ghosts in the past few days.
At that time, Wang Ping invited You Wang to come out and brought two fishing rods.
Seeing this, King You Meimu had doubts: "You actually want to fish? You can actually do such a thing that needs to calm down."
Wang Ping stretched out his index finger and shook it.
"Xiaoyeye, you must know that the person who takes Durex is not necessarily the one who uses Durex, it may be the person who sells Durex, the knife is not necessarily to cut vegetables, it may be to cut meat to feed eagles, or chop people. ."
King You's delicate and pure face appeared strange.
"You mean you don't take the rod for fishing? It's for other things?"
For some reason, King You and Wang Ping were together, and she felt that she was ingenious and could not guess Wang Ping's thoughts, and Wang Ping's thoughts were always unexpected.
"yes."
"Then why do you want to use a fishing rod? Hit people? No, you definitely don't use a fishing rod to do something as simple as hitting someone, do you use a fishing rod to make skewers?" King You's first attempt opened his mind.
As a result, Wang Ping's next answer let King You know that he was still too young, and even more so that he might be born with a clear brain circuit and couldn't learn it.
I saw Wang Ping holding a fishing rod and handing the bottle of ice Coke he just bought to King You, with a smile in his eyes.
"It's not trolling, it's fishing, but it's not fishing, it's fishing for water ghosts."
With a snort, King You heard what he said, and he broke the coke with too much force in his hand and broke it directly.
At this moment, You Wang Qingchun's face was stunned.
"A water ghost?"
Ding! The female ghost was stunned, so in your eyes, Xiao Wu, the water ghost is for fishing? Attribute +10
"Let's go, go fishing for water ghosts." Wang Ping took King You's hand and rowed the boat hand in hand, happily fishing for water ghosts.
King You was shocked by Wang Ping's actions, so he didn't realize that Wang Ping was holding his hand.
Time flies.
In the evening, with the help of King You, after a series of "devil" operations by Wang Ping, the water ghost was really caught by Wang Ping.
"Are you a devil?" King You said using words he learned from the Night King.
At that moment, King You swore that this was the most bizarre thing she had ever seen in her life, and she even thought that she might never encounter anything more bizarre than this in her life.
Let me ask, is there anything more bizarre and bizarre than fishing for water ghosts?
The answer is yes.
Because in the two days after catching the water ghost, with the help of King You, Wang Ping took King You to do two more bizarre things.
For example, forcing a hanged man to hang himself.
Wang Ping shouted at the hanged ghost on the roof beam, "Hang me quickly!"
Ding! The hanged ghost hangs in tears, he will never be a hanged ghost again in his next life, attribute +1
For example, taking a ghost to whoring a prostitute, of course, this ghost is not King You, King You is just an accomplice who accompanies Wang Ping to lead a ghost to whoring a prostitute.
King You still remembered that, with his help, Wang Ping found a starving ghost.
Afterwards, Wang Ping hooked on the shoulders of the starving ghost, with a bustard smile.
"Brother Ghost, are you prostitutes? There's a promotion recently, giving ghosts a 20% discount, and a three-minute free trial. Of course, don't shoot for these three points, otherwise you'll have to pay."
During the three days, King You saw Wang Ping's ghostly ability, and he lived a different life every day. It was like eating every day, but the meals were different every day, and there were many patterns.
"Xiao Wu, I now know why you are not afraid of ghosts. You are much scarier than ghosts." There was a smile on King You Qingchun's face.
"Ghosts are not scary, because ghosts are also human, so there is nothing to be afraid of." Wang Ping grinned.
King You found that since she was dating Wang Ping, she seemed to smile a lot more than before, and she was very happy with Wang Ping.
...
After playing with King You for three days, Wang Ping didn't look for King You again, just chatted via V letter.
Because Wang Ping is going to Dongguan, the Taoist undercover wedding is coming.
On the way to Dongguan Road by car, Wang Ping did not forget to pick up his mobile phone and send a V letter.
The Demon King: "Little Ye Ye, I'm going to go out for a few days, and I won't be looking for you to play in these days."
Xiaoye: "According to normal male and female friends, should I answer at this time, remember to come back early and think of me."
After being with Wang Ping for more than ten days, King You was no longer as restrained as the first time, and for the first time learned to joke with Wang Ping.
The Demon King: "Yes, then according to normal male and female friends, I have to answer, I will miss you, even if you cheated, hugging other women and eating their "funny breasts", I also feel in my heart missing You."
Xiaoye: "Normal men and women answer like you, and the ashes in the urn are overflowing."
The Demon King: "Hey, Xiao Ye Ye, you actually learned how to skin."
Xiaoye: "I learned from you."
...
It's night, 10:21 pm.
A secluded suburb somewhere in Dongguan.
The sound of rustling running came from far and near. Not far ahead, a few figures of friends came running from the suburbs and wanted to run towards the nearest town.
Those are the members of the Hundred Ghosts Night Walk, such as the tomb of the tomb, the Taoist undercover, and the death of the smog, as well as Princess Jiu Ming.
At this time, each of them was in a state of embarrassment, with injuries on their bodies, especially the Taoist who went undercover and died in the smog, and the two were the most seriously injured.
You must know that today's graveyard dancers are not what they used to be. Since they met with Wang Ping, and after Wang Ping led the chivalrous movement, the ghosts have gained a lot of yin.
In addition, Wang Ping obtained cultivation resources for them from government officials not long ago. After these months of cultivation, they have all reached the level of semi-evil.
And dying in the smog and undercover Taoist priests lived up to expectations and was promoted to the evil level.
At this point, all the administrators in the [Good Ghost in the Way] group have reached the level of evil.
Now, there are two evil spirits who are undercover Taoist priests and who died in the fog, plus five half evil spirits such as tomb head bouncers and cute ghosts coming out of the cage, but they are injured in such a strong lineup.
call!
There was a gust of gloomy wind, and a whirlwind of black hair blew in the direction where the Taoist undercover came. It was extremely eerie and terrifying.
Tomb head Bengdi turned to look, his face changed suddenly.
"Damn, they're catching up."
At the rear, two figures with billowing Yin Qi followed closely, chasing after them.
There is no doubt that the yin qi released from there is rich and cold, and there is no doubt that they are two evil spirits, two evil spirits with high strength.
"You can't escape."
The chasing Xie Yi opened his mouth and grinned.
"Don't you claim to have killed a lot of evil spirits in our Yin Division, and today it is our Yin Division to kill your evil spirits who are walking in the night."
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