I Can Brush Attributes
Chapter three hundred and sixty-seven deep feelings, a mouthful of stuffiness, emotional iron, drink
Zhang Hao and the others were stunned for a moment.
"This is the most impressive self-introduction I've heard so far." Old Chen stared at the tomb, and felt like he had found a bosom friend.
Time was rushing, and the two sides introduced each other. With Lao Chen and Lao Ling's two coquettish things, as well as the amusing nature of the ghosts dancing on the grave, the two sides chatted hot after a while.
I saw Lao Chen and the grave head jumping on the shoulders and backs, a good pair of brothers.
The two of them are both arrogant in their speech and show in the show. After chatting for a while, they each revealed that they met each other late.
"Hahaha, old Chen, why didn't I know you earlier, let's swoop at the tomb, let's swoop at the tomb." His eyes flickered.
Lao Chen shook his head: "It's okay to swoop at the grave, but you will be my Lao Chen's brother from now on. Come, drink this glass of wine, you will feel deeply emotional, and you will be bored."
puff!
Tomb Bundi clinks glasses with Lao Chen, drank all the wine in the glass, and immediately vomited blood.
At this scene, Zhang Hao and others were all startled, as were Murong Fei and other government experts.
"what happened?"
"Huh? Why did the members of Hundred Ghost Night Walk vomit blood? Did they quarrel?"
Zhang Zhangjiao frowned wildly, thinking that his son Zhang Hao and the others had a fight with the grave head Bumpy and they vomited blood.
But that's not right, Zhangjiao didn't feel any Yang Qi fluctuations.
And the tomb head jumping is half-evil, Zhang Hao and the others have not the ability to vomit blood in front of their face without any trace.
"Could it be that someone poisoned the wine?" Daoist Jiang Xu guessed.
Kongqing Buddha's head took a sip of white wine and put his hands together.
"Amitabha, the poor monk took a sip, and there is no poison in the wine."
Having said that, Kong Qing Buddha's head drank several sips of liquor, and finally drank the liquor in one go.
"Amitabha, the poor monk can now be sure that there is absolutely no poison in the wine. This is an authentic old wine."
Jiang Xudao's long mouth twitched.
The disciple Lu Guang, who was emptying the Buddha's head on the side, whispered forcefully: "Master, I think you want to drink a bar."
With Kuang's voice, Kong Qing Buddha's head quickly struck Lu Guang's bald head with a knife, his hand was as fast as lightning, and the afterimage disappeared in a flash.
"Amitabha, wine and meat have passed through the heart of the Buddha, how can you slander you as a teacher, disciple."
"It hurts." Lu Guang covered his head, tears of pain almost falling out.
At this moment, Bengtou Bengdi wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, turned the clean glass in his hand upside down, and shouted loudly.
"Emotional iron, drink blood!"
Government experts: "..."
Zhang Hao and others: "..."
At this time, there was a big lie in everyone's heart.
Nima! That's what happened!
Dareqing is not a fight, nor is it poisonous in the wine, but jumping on the grave to show that he has a good relationship, so he deliberately vomited blood to express "deep feelings, a dull mouth, strong feelings, and blood drinking".
"This operation is too showy." Zhang Hao twitched his cheeks.
Lao Chen couldn't help laughing and crying: "Show! Brother Bengdi, you are really emotional and bloody."
Everyone was shown by the operation of dancing on the grave, with an expression of "Ru Zhixiu, Chen Duxiu is not as good!"
Tomb head Bundi clasped his fists with both hands: "Don't dare to dare! To be honest, this is what the boss taught me just now."
When the words sounded, everyone was stunned.
next moment.
Everyone present was stunned and squinted sideways.
"Is this what Senior Chi You taught?"
"So... Senior Chi You is that Xiu'er..."
"I now understand a little bit why the members of Baigui Yexing are so happy. I'm afraid it's not related to Senior Chi You."
"What kind of boss has what kind of members."
"Senior Chi You still has such a side."
The experts in the government were dumbfounded. Senior Chi You was so coquettish. He thought he was a cold-hearted senior, but he seemed to think too much.
Angry ghost boss.
This is the new understanding of the current government experts on the leader of Baigui Yexing.
Lu Guang rubbed his head: "Master, do you know that the spitting blood of the dancer was taught by Senior Chi You?"
Empty the Buddha's head to sit in the seat, holding a spoon and drinking the soup of the seafood Buddha jumping over the wall.
After taking a few sips, the Buddha head folded his hands together and opened his mouth.
"Amitabha, in front of the bridal chamber just now, the poor monk listened to the Bundi donor having a conversation with the senior Chiyou, and heard the Bundi donor ask the senior Chiyou how to receive the guests, so as to show the hospitality."
So far, the meaning of words is beyond words.
As expected, emptying the Buddha's head knew in advance the cause of Bengdi's vomiting blood, so he took the opportunity to drink and test poison.
"Amitabha, this Buddha Jumping Over the Wall is really delicious, and it's not poisonous. The poor monk is trying to see if this king crab is poisonous."
Immediately, in the next toast, Tomb Head Bengdi and Zhang Hao clink their glasses one by one to toast, and they will vomit blood once, the blood is the same as not asking for money.
Not a single time without vomiting blood.
After toasting more than ten people in a row, I couldn't hold it any longer.
"No way, Haze, it's your turn to toast, I can't stand it anymore."
Died in the smog and sighed: "Bengdi, how come your alcohol intake has become so bad, you can't do it with just a few cups."
"You think too much. I'm not drunk, I'm about to vomit and anemia. If I drink it again, I will die."
At this time, the expression "Who can stand this" was written on his face.
Obviously, he is afraid, afraid of becoming the first anemic ghost in history.
Zhang Hao and others can't laugh or cry, it's too beautiful to dance on the grave.
"Continue to dance, the big deal is to become the first ghost to die from anemia, you can live forever." The Taoist undercover laughed.
"Go, go, go, you don't want Bilian's Dogecoin, I'm picking up guests for you, you still have the heart to make fun of me."
"I was wrong, Bundi, I'm going to toast you now." The Taoist undercover smirk smiled, "Come and learn to drink blood from my emotional iron, Ah Jian, come, I will vomit first as a tribute!"
Seeing that the Taoist priest was going undercover and learning the toasting method of dancing on the grave, Zhang Hao and the others burst into laughter.
This kind of toasting method is also dared to be used by hundreds of ghosts at night. If it is a person who vomits, he vomits and dies in minutes.
The Taoist went undercover and died at the top of the Smog Gang, and the tomb jumped and took a breath.
He took out a bottle of Yin Qi and sucked it up, bragging with Lao Chen while sucking.
"Old Chen, you said that the boss's toasting trick is very good, no, no, no, it's just a little trick for the boss, he will have too many ideas."
"Just talking about scolding people, I discussed it with the boss a few days ago, and I found out that the boss shouldn't be too harsh on scolding people."
Tomb Head Bengdi took a deep breath of yin, and looked refreshed.
I don't know, I thought he was taking "drugs" when he saw the expression on the tomb.
Immediately, the grave head bounced and said.
"Ordinary people, we swear at people with grass and mud, what are you doing, but the boss doesn't swear at people with dirty words."
"The boss taught me that if you want to scold a man, just scold "I wish you to become a person like Mokun and Luhan" in the future."
hiss!
Old Chen widened his eyes and took a deep breath.
"Wori, this is too harsh!"
...
(PS: Not a personal attack, not a personal attack, not a personal attack, just for entertainment, calm down!)
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