I Can Brush Attributes

The ghosts were amazed and moved by Wang Ping's words, and the ghost exorcists were similar.

Li Tian's expression was stagnant, becoming more and more strange, and inexplicably looked at his father, Li Qing, beside him.

"Dad...I..."

Before he finished speaking, Li Qing turned his head and saw that his eyes were bright, as if he knew what Li Tian wanted to say.

"Son, I don't need you to be filial on Qingming Festival."

Li Tian smiled as if he was choking on the water.

"Dad, what are you talking about? I just want to say, Dad, can I wait and tell Brother Wang Ping, Brother Wang Ping, I think Brother Wang Ping feels like watching the door lock at home when he was a child."

"When I was a kid, year after year, I would hold the door lock at home and shout loudly every time, please don't rust!"

Li Qing was stunned, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

Although the five surnames and seven Wangs share the same spirit, the five surnames and seven Wang family members of each generation are friendly to each other, and the five surnames and seven Wangs are like this from generation to generation.

But Li Qing was shaken at this moment. He was wondering if he should keep his son Li Tian away from Wang Ping, or he was really afraid that one day Li Tian and Wang Ping would get too close, and he would say something to himself when he came back. die" in his own words.

the other side.

After Wang Ping finished speaking, Wang Quan's words came from the phone.

"Children, I also want to celebrate Qingming Festival for you. Immediately, what do you think?"

"Dad, I don't feel good, I want to live a few more years." Wang Ping said bluntly.

"Don't live. I just ordered a coffin made of colorful plasticine from the cemetery. You can use it while it's hot."

"Dad, I reserved a 50-square-meter cemetery for you before the Qingming Festival yesterday, with a built-in air-conditioning color TV and wifi, this is my birthday present for you, Dad! Happy birthday! Oh yes, Dad! Qingming Festival hapiness!"

Immediately, the two of you were arguing with each other.

Everyone was dumbfounded, not knowing what to say.

Not long after, Wang Quan seemed to be tired and asked in a curious tone.

"Child, are you in the Yellow Spring Styx?"

Suddenly, Wang Quan knew about the Qingming Festival in Styx and understood why Wang Ping called to persuade himself to commit suicide.

"That's right, so hurry up, Dad. It's too late, and the Ching Ming Festival is almost over." Wang Ping persuaded again, with a smile on his face: "Please die immediately."

"Fuck you." Wang Quan responded swiftly.

"But if you don't die, dad, who am I going to celebrate Qingming Festival for?"

"Give your mother Qingming."

Zhang Hao, Li Tian, ​​Li Qing, everyone, and the ghost were all stunned for a while, and they didn't react until Wang Ping said the next words.

Oh! It turns out that Wang Ping's father is not swearing.

Wang Ping said: "Dad, my mother is not dead, why are you celebrating the Qingming Festival, oh! Dad, you won't kill my mother, wow! You bastard father, how can you kill my mother, you are husband and wife. Ah, a couple in one night and a hundred nights of grace."

"People say that when a husband and wife fight, the head of the bed fights and the end of the bed closes. Dad, you are a husband and wife who fights at the head of the bed and fights at the end of the bed to kill your wife. In ancient times, you had to be executed by Ling Chi."

The king exists and is evil: "..."

Ding! Xie Yi's face is fucked, if there is a father, there must be a son! Attribute +100

They have found out why this neurotic young man called his father to persuade his father to commit suicide for the Qingming Festival. There was no other reason. His father was not a normal person. He opened his mouth to let his son celebrate the Qingming Festival for his wife.

Sure enough, the old saying in China is very reasonable, the son does not teach the father's fault.

With such a father, it is no wonder that the son is the same.

Wang Quan buckled his nose and ejected the booger from his fingertips.

"You also know that your mother is not dead, then you want me to give you Qingming."

"Isn't this different? Mom has been gone for many years. Even if I tried to persuade my mom to commit suicide, I couldn't get in touch."

"Erzai, what you said makes sense, I almost believed what you said, and I almost wiped your neck to let you pass Qingming."

"Then don't hurry up, ma Liu."

"Children, the next time we meet will be your death anniversary in the coming year. See if I don't label you a "black and white photo"."

"Dad, how about I celebrate the Ching Ming Festival for grandpa? I haven't seen grandpa since I was a child, but I heard that grandpa Zeng seems to have killed grandpa, right? Oh, grandpa Zeng is really cruel, He even killed his son."

Wang Ping asked Elder Li Zhan and others not long ago.

He asked Li Zhan and others about why great-grandpa Wang Tongtian resigned as the head of the family.

At that time, Li Zhan and other elders of the Li family told Wang Ping that great-grandpa Wang Tongtian's resignation as the head of the family seemed to be related to the parent-child, as if the parent-child died.

As for how the parent and child died, no one knows, and there are various versions circulating.

Some people say that the parent and child betrayed the Wang family, and Wang Tongtian killed the parent and child with his own hands. Others say that Wang Tongtian did not protect the parent and child well, resulting in the parent and child being killed outside.

Some people even said that the parent-child and Wang Tongtian broke up because of a certain incident, which led to the death of the parent and child. Wang Tongtian could not bear the fact that the parent and child died and resigned as the head of the family.

In short, there are so many versions that you can make up a comic book.

Wang Ping's words echoed in everyone's ears.

Suddenly, the corners of the evil spirits twitched.

Is Grandpa Zeng really cruel? Are you qualified to say this? You are trying to persuade Dad to commit suicide.

Ding! The evil spirits are horrified, what the hell is this family riding on horses, is this the gene that kills the son and kills the father? Attribute +100

Ding! It is a mistake to be the king. Grandpa Zeng kills his son, his father kills his wife, and his son persuades him to kill his father. This family is a murderer? Attribute +40

They didn't know Wang Ping's identity, and they were amazed at the conversation between Wang Ping and Wang Quan.

Facing the conversation between Wang Ping and Wang Quan, they were even madly trying to figure out whether this young woman in the whole family was also a murderer, for example, grandma Zeng wanted to kill grandpa Zeng, grandma wanted to kill son, mother wanted to kill father and so on.

Perhaps, there is also a daughter-in-law who wants to kill the whole family of young people.

the other side.

Everyone in the Li family, who knew Wang Ping's identity, looked at each other strangely.

"Dad, I didn't believe in the rumors that Senior Wang Tongtian killed his son before, but what happened today, I think it is really possible that Senior Wang Tongtian killed his son."

Not only Li Tian, ​​but also Li Zhan and others.

No way, who told them to witness the scene of Wang Ping persuading Wang Quan to celebrate the Qingming Festival.

Zhang Hao and others are different. They look at you and I look at me.

"If I hadn't known about the temperament of Mr. Wang Ping and Senior Wang Quan, I would have thought that Mr. Wang Ping's family were murderers." Zhang Hao twitched the corners of his mouth.

Shangguan Jianguo gestured to the crowd to look at the ghosts: "I think from today, there will be a story in Huangquan Minghe that the whole family of a ghost exorcist is a murderer."

Wang Ping ignored the gazes of everyone and the ghost, and continued.

"Father, why don't I pay my respects to grandpa, what do you think?"

"Sir, I don't think it's good, because about your grandfather, my dad, I always feel that my dad isn't dead."

"Then what should I do? I finally came to the Yellow Spring Styx River, and I also encountered the Qingming Festival. I can't help but go to the countryside to celebrate the Qingming Festival. I have heard that there are many good things in the gift of Styx River. Maybe a good baby will come. I'll send you daddy."

"Send me a good baby? Son, since you said so, why don't you worship Grandpa Zeng? I'm going back now to persuade Grandpa Zeng to commit suicide?"

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