I Can Brush Attributes

"Dad." Wang Ping answered the phone.

Before asking any questions, the voice of the phone spread first.

"Son! Dad can't keep his eyes closed. He can't take this breath."

Wang Ping: "..."

"Son! Dad can't keep his eyes closed. He can't take this breath."

Wang Ping continued: "..."

Seeing that no one answered, the phone stopped for a while, and then there was another voice.

"Son! Dad can't keep his eyes closed. He can't take this breath."

beep--

Wang Ping directly hung up the phone.

Jingle Bell!

Shortly after hanging up the phone, the ringtone rang.

Caller ID "Hit than Dad."

Before answering the phone, a ding dong sounded, a text message was sent from the mobile phone, and a text message appeared on the screen of the mobile phone.

The content of the text message: "Erzao, your kind and loving father has called you during his busy schedule. Pick it up quickly."

Looking at the text message, Wang Ping's mouth twitched and he sent a text message quickly.

"Impossible! My loving father died in the first World War in Iraq. His head was bombed with missiles, and his bones were not cold."

Ding dong, text message sent.

"Fuck your tortoise grandson, answer the phone quickly, are you itchy little bastard?"

Wang Ping was helpless and picked up the phone.

"Dad, what's the matter with me?"

"Son! Dad can't close his eyes, he can't swallow..."

"Stop! Dad, if you can't close your eyes, then close your eyes. If you can't swallow this breath, then swallow it hard, and hurry up and return to the sky, so that I can inherit your meager property."

"Damn, you actually cursed your father to death, you little bastard, I should have shot you on cheap facial tissue in the first place."

Facing the words on the other end of the phone, Wang Ping exhaled and replied faintly.

"Rabbit head meat..."

Suddenly, the phone was quiet, and there was a coughing sound from drinking water.

"Cough... Well, I'm not kidding you, son, what have you been doing recently, it's been a few years, your father and I are about to sink into the ground, why haven't you found a wife yet, keep going like this I really can't close my eyes, I can't swallow this breath."

Like other parents, Wang Ping's father called and asked about Wang Ping's life events.

Since he was a child, Wang Ping's father was away from home every three days and often went out.

However, although Wang Ping's father is out, he often calls home to care about his son.

Especially at the beginning of Wang Ping University, I often called Wang Ping to ask about Wang Ping's marriage.

If it wasn't for the urgent work of Wang Ping's father recently, he didn't call Wang Ping very much, but he would have called Wang Ping at least once or twice a month.

"Dad, I don't have time to look for it. You're only in your forties, so it's still too early to be buried."

"What? According to you, do you still want to wait for me to settle down before I get married?"

"It's okay, I'll dig you out when the time comes, bask in the sun, and meet my daughter-in-law."

"Don't talk to me, I'll go back to Pengcheng every few days. You can go and snatch it or pretend to be. I must see my daughter-in-law, or I'll hang it for you."

Wang Ping raised his brows, as if remembering something, and asked his father on the phone.

"Dad, didn't you say last month that you were going to the Roman archaeology in Europe, it would take at least two or three months, why did you come back now?"

Wang Ping's father, who is an archaeologist by profession, goes out for archaeology almost every day, threatening to explore all ancient history and restore the most authentic ancient history content to the world.

"Don't mention it, I'm going with Rogers and the others. You know, it's not a good thing for me to go to archaeology with Rogers, and I don't know if it's the legendary Five Elements Competitiveness.

'It's not good to go to Rome for archaeology this time. I accidentally pressed an ancient tomb organ and collapsed one of the tombs. I'm still dealing with the collapse. Just in time for me to deal with the collapsed tomb, I'll go to you and see me first. future daughter-in-law. "

On the phone, Wang Ping's father was speechless and had a feeling of pain in his eggs.

Listening to his words, Wang Ping could not laugh or cry, and two figures appeared in his mind.

One figure had black hair and yellow skin, and his appearance was 70-80% similar to himself, and the other was a foreigner with blond hair and a white-washed archaeological suit.

The two were wrestling with each other, the blond foreigner with a fluent Sichuan accent, and another figure swearing at each other.

"You melon child."

"You bastard, don't beat me."

"My Sun Immortal is board board."

"My day, you are an immortal shovel."

At this moment, Wang Ping vividly projected the picture in his mind and couldn't help laughing.

80% of the time, my father and Rogers quarreled again this time in Rome.

Then, a few days later, they would hug each other, drink beer, sing a hero song, and go to the red light district.

While recalling, a call came from Wang Ping's cell phone.

"Shi, I'll be back next week."

beep--

Don't give Wang Ping a chance to reply and hang up.

Wang Ping shook his head and sighed.

My father is coming back.

"No, I have to find someone to pretend to be. Anyway, Dad said to grab it or pretend to be OJBK."

Wang Ping made a decisive decision and asked for someone to pretend to be.

There is no other reason. If he doesn't look for it, 80% of his father will start his own marriage again, and he might introduce Rogers' daughter to him.

Thinking of Rogers' daughter, Wang Ping, who is not afraid of ghosts, numbs his scalp, showing unprecedented panic.

It is absolutely impossible to kill Rogers' daughter, that is a 300-pound meat bomb chariot.

For his lifelong happiness, Wang Ping needs to work hard to put on a wave.

"taxi!"

Wang Ping stopped a taxi and drove to the Renaissance Hotel.

...

Renaissance Hotel, Presidential Suite on the 24th floor.

After dealing with the haunting of the hotel, the Zhang Hao brothers and sisters and Chu Lili packed their things and prepared to leave tomorrow. Wang Ping also bought a plane ticket and planned to go back with Chu Lili.

They should have their own activities tonight, but Wang Ping called Chu Lili and threatened to discuss with her about important matters related to the disaster.

When Chu Lili heard this, she was taken aback.

Although I know what Wang Ping is doing, I still go to the Wang Ping presidential suite.

After all, if you are not afraid of ten thousand, you are afraid of what happens. What if something happens to Wang Ping.

In addition to Chu Lili, she also brought Zhang Yan.

Because the two were in the hotel sauna and SPA at the time.

Chu Lili opened the door of the presidential suite, and Wang Ping greeted him.

"Sorry, Ma Feifei!"

Shen blocked the approaching Wang Ping with one hand, and Chu Lili rolled her eyes.

"Don't consume deceased anchors, let your farts go."

"OK, that's about my fart, Lily, weren't you curious about my dad before? My dad is coming back recently, would you like to take a look at my dad?"

Chu Lili and Zhang Yan stared at each other, wait, is this the disaster you were talking about?

Thinking of what Wang Ping told himself and others, the story of his father.

It seems... it's really a disaster!

The legendary Wang Ping's father, who is more terrifying than ghosts, is coming.

But why does Wang Ping feel weird saying this.

What do you mean my dad is back, do you want to take a look at my dad?

It sounds like there is a national treasure panda from the zoo, should we go and see the rare animal panda?

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