I Can Brush Attributes
Chapter 85: Give me a sand sculpture dance
Looking at the words that the small bowl moved, everyone could not laugh or cry.
In the world, Wang Ping was probably the first person who asked Die Xian to ask for a change.
At this moment, Wang Ping sighed with disappointment on his face.
"It turns out that Die Xian'er is not omnipotent, she doesn't even know the color of his mother's panties, hey..."
Ding! The little devil of the dish fairy is full of grief and anger, attribute +1
"I think about it, since you can't ask about underwear, let's ask something else. How many times has your mother's aunt come?"
Everyone: "..."
Disc Immortal: "..."
Ding! Die Immortal kid is angry, if it wasn't because of Die Immortal's restrictions, I would like to rush out to fight with the host, attribute +1
The small bowl was trembling, not the laborious trembling of moving the bowl with difficulty, but was trembling with anger, shaking violently.
After a while, the small bowl of vegetables began to move.
You, can, can't, can, don't, ask, me, mom, ask, question.
Seeing the answer from the little devil Die Xian, Wang Ping hesitated.
"If you can't ask your mom, then I ask your dad?"
The moment the voice fell, there was a click, and the small bowl cracked open.
Ding! The little devil of the dish fairy is so angry that his lungs will explode, the small bowls are cracked, and the attribute +1
This time, the small bowl moved quickly, so fast that it flew up.
Reject, reject, reply, answer, me, all, home, of, question, question.
Dixian Xiaogui responded directly with the whole family. He was really afraid that if he didn't ask his parents, Wang Ping would ask his grandfather, his grandmother, and his eighteenth ancestor.
He can see that Wang Ping is a person who is keen to greet other people's families!
"I can't ask your whole family, so what should I ask?"
Wang Ping looked at the small bowl with disgust.
Ding! Dish Fairy Fury MAX, attribute +1
"Well, I don't ask questions. I remember that Die Xian can not only ask questions, but also fulfill any wishes, right?"
The small bowl moves to the word "right".
Alas, that's right, this is the correct way to open Die Xian. If you ask about the whole family, you should ask Die Xian to fulfill any wish.
"Die Xian'er, give me a sand sculpture dance, I like watching silly hanging dance the most."
Everyone: "..."
The little ghost of Die Xian was stunned for a moment, and became furious.
This time, the small bowl was cracked, and the bowl was about to shatter.
you, play, me?
Ding! Die Fairy kid is completely angry, like watching silly hang dance? Doesn't this mean I'm a fool, attribute +1
Wang Ping didn't answer, he moved the small bowl on his own, and touched the word "right" a few times, which was clearly meant to say...
"Yes, yes, yes, I'm just playing with you."
Bang!
The small bowl burst, and a strong smoke-like yin qi rushed out of the bowl and turned into a gray-black kid.
"Ah!!! I'm going to kill you!" The little devil Die Xian rushed out and pounced on Wang Ping.
Ding! The little devil of the dish fairy is very angry, he wants to tear up the host, attribute +1
boom!
A dazzling white light appeared on Wang Ping's body, and the dark dormitory was instantly illuminated, as if a star was standing there.
He was as immobile as King Ming, and when the little devil of the dish fairy came, he remained motionless, stretched out his hands, and his ten fingers were like pillars of conferred gods, covering the little devil of the fairy god.
The face of the little devil Die Xian changed wildly, his angry face showed panic, and he trembled with fear.
It gave birth to a feeling of panic, as if the person he attacked was not a person, but a god of the Nine Heavens, with a mighty righteousness.
"Where to escape!"
Wang Ping reached out with one hand, and it was as fast as five lightning bolts. The little devil Die Xian, who was about to turn around and run away, was firmly caught by him and could not escape.
"You... Who are you..." Die Xian Xiaogui shuddered.
"I'm a Die Fairy lover who wants to know the color of Die Fairy's mother's panties all over the world."
When the voice fell, Wang Ping reached out with his other hand, holding the little devil Die Xian with both hands.
"what!!"
The shrill screams of the Dixian brat came to an abrupt end, and with a screeching sound, he was torn in half, with no bones left...
"It's done, call it quits!"
Putting the yin qi transformed by the little devil Die Xian into Zuo Hung's mouth, Wang Ping clapped his hands and glanced at the time on his watch.
Twelve o'clock in the evening.
"Go back and take a beauty sleep, and tomorrow I'll be going to rescue that silly hanging Shi Yang."
...
The next day, Pengcheng First People's Hospital.
Wang Ping, Lao Chen, and Chu Lili came to Shi Yang's ward.
Shi Yang lay upright on the hospital bed, except for breathing, he was no different from a vegetative state. Shi Zhengde and his wife were taking care of Shi Yang beside the bed.
"Master Wang Ping, you have come."
Shi Zhengde got up quickly. He waited all day yesterday, but Wang Ping didn't come. He thought something happened to Wang Ping, and he was so anxious.
Without waiting for Shi Zhengde to speak, Wang Ping took the lead.
"I will help you get rid of the little devil of the dish fairy, and now I will help you wake up your son."
"Okay, okay, great, then there is Master Lao Wang Ping."
Wang Ping nodded slightly, jumped up, jumped onto Shi Yang's hospital bed, stood on the bed and leaned over to look at Shi Yang, who was lying down.
Snapped!
The crisp sound sounded, Shi Zhengde and his wife were sluggish, and Lao Chen and Chu Lili twitched at the corners of their mouths.
Wang Ping slapped Shi Yang directly in the face and shouted.
"Guapiwazi, wake up, your father is calling you to go home for dinner."
The sudden action made everyone stunned and failed to react.
The next moment, Shi Zhengde's expression changed suddenly, and he exclaimed.
"Master Wang Ping, what are you doing?"
"Wake up your son, didn't you ask me to wake up your son?"
Saying that, Wang Ping slapped Shi Yang in the face again.
"If you don't wake up again, believe it or not, I will kick you, wake up!"
Shi Zhengde and his wife: "..."
Do you think we haven't seen Lin Zhengying's movies?
When people wake up, shouldn't they sprinkle some rice first, then click on the eyebrows or something, and if it doesn't work, they have to chant a few spells or something.
You are better now, want to slap people to wake up, if it is so simple, do we still need to ask you?
Just when Shi Zhengde was about to question and even get angry.
Shi Yang, who was lying on the hospital bed, moved, he suddenly got up halfway, covered his swollen face and shouted.
"It hurts!"
Everyone was sluggish, and Shi Zhengde and his wife were dumbfounded.
Did you really wake up with a slap? !
In fact, it is naturally impossible to wake up with a slap. Every time Wang Ping slaps, it will disperse the yin qi left on Shi Yang by the little devil Die Fairy.
In fact, he can save Shi Yang in a gentle way without fighting.
However, Wang Ping didn't have that plan.
According to Wang Ping's understanding, Shi Yang is a school bully who bullies students. If it wasn't for money, he would be too lazy to save him.
But since he was saved, Wang Ping also wanted to leave Shi Yang a nightmare, he whispered to Shi Yang.
"Diexian kid let me tell you that you are bullying students in the future, wanting your whole family to die, chop up your JJ and feed it to the dog."
Shi Yang, who was still covering his face and screaming in pain, suddenly shuddered, and all the memories of meeting the little devil Die Xian that night flooded out, making him pale with fright.
Wang Ping ignored Shi Yang's fears. He knew that Shi Yang would never dare to bully students with his words today, and he was scared to death.
He turned around and said to Shi Zhengde.
"Wake up, transfer the money, and remember that you can't lose a cent, or I don't mind slapping your son to sleep."
...
After walking out of the ward, Wang Ping was stunned for a moment, then he opened his arms with a smile, and hugged Xiang was standing in front of the ward, as if waiting for one of them.
"Isn't this Vice President He, what wind is blowing you here, come and come, sit down, don't be polite, treat it like your own home."
Vice President He's face hurts. Are you the director of this hospital or I am the director of this hospital.
"Master Wang Ping, I have something to ask for your help."
...
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