I Can Brush Attributes

Chapter 89 You are so powerful, why don't you go to heaven

Ding! The little boy ghost looks confused, attribute +1

The little boy looked up at Wang Ping, who was holding him, and was speechless for a while.

Are you a ghost? When someone asks a question about a child who was lost with his family, it's either your father's name or your name. Look at the question you ask...

"No...I don't know." The little boy replied.

Wang Ping smiled without saying a word, and said while getting out of the car.

"Little brother, you are so stupid. You don't know such a simple question. Didn't your parents teach you?"

Ding! The little boy is speechless, have you ever seen a parent who will teach their son the question of what he wants others to talk to with your body, attribute +1

"Big brother, did your father teach you this question?" the little boy asked silently.

"Of course! That's what my father taught me."

The little boy's eyes widened, he was not a fool, he could see clearly that Wang Ping's eyes were not lying.

Ding! The little boy is very surprised, attribute +1

At this time, Vice President He had already stopped the car and walked towards a community.

According to the direction pointed by the little boy, this is the nearest community in the direction of everyone.

Along the way, Wang Ping asked the little boy Kao.

"My dad not only taught me this question, but also taught me a lot of questions."

"For example, when someone asks you, if you are a Tang monk, you are walking with your apprentice Sun Wukong on the road, and suddenly you see someone blasting a stone mine, what should you answer?"

"how to answer?"

"Your mother exploded!"

The little boy was stunned for a moment, and almost cursed, your mother just exploded!

Ding! The little boy is angry, Nima, why are you scolding my mother, my mother provokes you? I owe you money? Attribute +1

"Big brother, why are you scolding people?" The little boy suppressed his anger and said.

"I didn't scold people, I'll give you the answers to your questions. You see, people were born of a mother, Sun Wukong was born of a stone, and the stone was blown up, didn't you just tell Sun Wukong that your mother was blown up?"

Ding! The little boy is confused, attribute +1

At this time, the little boy's blue veins burst out, and there is a feeling that "there are always bad people who want to harm me"

This person is crazy, do you have any resentment towards children?

Vice President He walked aside, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.

The little boy didn't know, but he knew very well that Wang Ping knew that the little boy was a ghost, and he clearly used a fresh and refined joke to scold ghosts.

For a time, Vice President He felt emotional.

Next time there is an unreasonable medical disturbance, I will use the question of Master Wang Ping to ask those patients' families.

Afterwards, Wang Ping asked the little boy ghost a bunch of questions.

And the answer, without exception, is all cursing.

"Your dad is flying in the sky."

"Your whole family exploded."

"Your family hearse drifts to the famous autumn mountains."

Ding! The little boy ghost is angry, attribute +1

Ding! The little boy is furious, attribute +1

"Big brother, you are really awesome, you know so many problems." The little boy gritted his teeth and resisted the anger that was about to erupt in his heart.

"Of course, I'm amazing."

"Then you are so powerful, why don't you go to heaven."

Ding! The little boy ghost starts to fight back against the host and curses, attribute +1

The little boy ghost said this sentence, and his heart was full of pride. He could see that Wang Ping was a lunatic, and he had a deep hatred for children.

However, before the little boy was proud for half a second, his smile stopped abruptly.

The next moment, the little boy shouted.

"I am Cao!"

What did he see?

Wang Ping is amazing!

Even Vice President He was stunned.

My Cao, Wang Ping is really awesome!

At this moment, when the little boy spoke, Wang Ping flew into the sky and smiled at the little boy on the ground.

"Little brother, how do you know that I am so powerful that I can go to heaven?"

Ding! The little boy ghost is shocked, looking at the host of heaven, attribute +1

Ding! The little boy ghost listens to the host's words, doubts life, can people really be awesome? Attribute +1

Ding! The little boy ghost watched the host fly around in the sky, and fell into extreme doubt about life, really flying, my Cao, attribute +1

Just when the little boy was in shock and dazed, Wang Ping flew back and landed in front of the little boy.

"You... how did you do it." The little boy said in disbelief.

"Little brother, what you said is very strange, isn't it possible for people to go to heaven as long as they are awesome?"

Ding! The little boy is stunned, what? Can people go to heaven if they are arrogant? real or fake? Attribute +1

The little boy believed Wang Ping's words a little.

It's not that he's stupid, but that he really saw Wang Ping before going to heaven. It wasn't dazzling. In fact, he had to believe it.

Could it be that... people can really be so arrogant that they can go to heaven?

At this moment, Wang Ping's words sounded.

"That's right, you won't learn the common sense until you are in junior high school. You are only in elementary school now, and you can't learn it yet. You will know it when you go to junior high school. Biology is taught."

"real or fake?!"

The little boy died early, before he entered junior high school. He didn't know the contents of the junior high school textbook, so he asked curiously.

Ding! The little boy ghost believed the host's nonsense and wanted to go to the junior high school biology textbook to read.

"Of course it's true. Did you go to heaven without seeing me? My name is still written in the textbook. Wang Ping, one of the top ten most powerful people in the world."

"A few years ago, my name was written into the books of nine-year compulsory education. You can find it if you look for it, or go home and ask your father to find out. It's impossible that your parents have never attended junior high school."

Ding! The little boy ghost is sluggish, shocking, attribute +1

Ding! The little boy ghost was shocked. I actually met a character who wrote a nine-year compulsory education book. Attribute +1

At the same time, Wang Ping squatted and touched the little boy's head and said.

"As for human beings, to a certain extent, they can go to heaven. There is no scientific and reasonable explanation for this, but we are the best proof."

"However, it is very difficult to achieve such a level of arrogance. So far, there are only ten people."

Ding! The little boy is very surprised, attribute +1

At this time, the little boy had a feeling of listening to the story, but every time he recalled Wang Ping's sudden rise to the sky, he knew that this was not a dream, this was not a story.

Wang Ping said at this time.

"The ten of us have been dubbed the king by the world. I am Wang Ping, the king of the east. Besides, there are also the king of the south, Chen Duxiu, the king of the north, Wang Jingze, the king of the west, and so on."

Speaking of which, Wang Ping spoke earnestly.

"Little brother, I think you have a good foundation, and you have the potential to become a new generation of forced kings. I am very optimistic about you. I can teach you a trick. Whether you can understand it or not depends on you."

Hearing this, the little boy was eager to try.

Ding! The little boy ghost believes the host's nonsense, some can't wait, attribute +1

When the words fell, Wang Ping punched the little boy from the bottom up, shouting

"Waiting for root! Waiting for root! Cha Cha Brugan! (King of Fighters arcade voice)"

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