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juvenile.

Aren’t the fake buckles not enough to satisfy you?

Do you insist on doing a dry rainbow pass?

Seeing this scene, Saviola was the first to react.

He hurriedly stepped forward to block Lei Yu's path.

If Lei Yu had passed this, he would really be "unsafe".

But how can a "rabbit" stop the activated "tank"?

Lei Yu forced his way through the defense of Saviola and Garcia and took the ball diagonally into the penalty area.

Benfica players all know that Lei Yu's threat at this time has reached a nuclear level.

Facing Lei Yu who is dribbling the ball forward, we must not be careless.

The retracted Aimar immediately appeared in front of Lei Yu together with the left midfielder Gaitan, standing diagonally forward and backward.

It can not only prevent Lei Yu from slipping to the bottom line, but also prevent Lei Yu from cutting inside.

Even if Lei Yu wanted to rush out from between the two of them like before, he would still be trapped between the two standing behind him.

Lei Yu naturally foresees various results.

Faced with this situation, even if Denilson came, he would probably have to turn around and leave.

But is Lei Yu someone who would give up easily?

After observing the opponent's position, Lei Yu pushed the ball to the right with his right foot and moved his center of gravity to the right, as if he wanted to force a breakthrough from the right.

But just after Aimar followed Lei Yu and moved his center of gravity, Lei Yu's right foot quickly turned into a supporting foot after landing. The toes of his left foot stretched out from behind, aimed at the ball and hooked it gently, and then hooked the ball back in front of him again.

Cow tail with flower arrangement???

After seeing this scene, the Stadium of Light was completely stunned by Lei Yu's show.

There is a guy on the opposite side who is a combination of Ronaldo and Ronaldo. How can he kick the ball?

The cow tail made by Lei Yu with flower-arranged legs completely made Aimar and Gaitan look bad.

The moment Lei Yu suddenly changed direction, their minds reacted, but their bodies simply couldn't keep up.

Under the inertia of extreme confrontation without leaving any room, the two of them quickly lost their focus.

Aimar desperately stretched out his legs before falling, hoping to have an impact on Lei Yu.

But unfortunately, his legs were still a few centimeters shorter, and he could only watch helplessly as Lei Yu bypassed him and cut inside.

After seeing Lei Yu pass two more people, all the fans in the audience let out a cry of surprise.

Lei Yu is always able to perform incredible "performances" in seemingly impossible situations, just like Ronaldinho back then.

Look at the corner of his mouth, isn't that Ronaldinho or who is it?

Or, in his eyes, Benfica's entire defense is just a piece of shit, not worth mentioning.

After cutting back two or three steps, Lei Yu adjusted his body shape, aimed in the direction of the goal, and calmly exerted force.

This powerful shot is definitely a textbook level!

The ball flew past the turf in a straight line at low altitude. Since it was shot from the instep of the right foot, there was no trace of arc in the shot.

But with such a powerful kick, Roberto felt awkward all over.

I'm afraid it's not long enough when I stretch my legs, and I'm afraid it's not fast enough when I reach out.

It doesn't matter if you stretch your legs or stretch your hands.

In the end, Roberto still tried his best to bend down and stretch out his arms, trying to intercept the ball rushing in front of him with his hands.

But in the end, it was still a step too late.

"Beep!!!"

As the whistle sounded, the Stadium of Light erupted again.

"Long live Lei Yu!!!"

Waves of wild cheers erupted from the visiting team's stands.

At the critical moment, the fans were very glad that Lei Yu was on the team.

He is like a hero descended from heaven, always able to stand up at critical moments and pull the team forward alone.

Counting the two goals in this game, how many goals has Lei Yu scored this season?

Is it 31? Or 32?

Some fans can't remember clearly.

They only know that every goal Lei Yu scores is so thrilling and wonderful!

No one can stop Lei Yu from moving forward!

At least in the Portuguese Super League, there is no one left!

After scoring the goal, Lei Yu rushed to the sidelines again, stood with two feet on top of the billboard, stretched out his arms, as if he were a king who ruled the world, enjoying the love of his subjects.

Opposite him, the Porto fans in the stands did not disappoint Lei Yu.

Countless female fans used various methods to take off their panties and throw them at Lei Yu as long as it could be broadcast.

That goal just now was worthy of such a fanatical rain of underwear!

Guarin's eyes widened at the side.

This is a scene he never dared to dream about!

Look, that one is white and transparent, that one is black lace, Yossi! And the other one is pink cotton!

After standing at Lei Yu's feet and waving, Guarin saw the opportunity and walked under a pair of Winnie the Pooh underwear that he had chosen.

Then he "clumsily" fine-tuned his body shape, calibrating with his peripheral vision, trying to make the fluttering yellow panties fall on his face.

"Hahaha, come on, come on, there's still a little bit, there's still a little bit..."

Looking at the panties swinging left and right in the air, Guarin gradually closed his eyes.

At this moment, a fat, foot-picking man near the stands was also moved by the scene.

I saw this bearded man who weighed more than 200 kilograms forcefully put his hand into his crotch, pulled hard from left to right, and pulled out a dark brown "table apron" from the waistband of his trousers.

After balling it up with two hands, he suddenly threw it forward.

Unlike other ladies who deployed their "parachutes" in the air, this piece of rag was like a cannonball, and even the updraft couldn't spread it in the air.

Whoosh!

Snapped!

The "cannonball" hit Guarin's face accurately, and the cloth that collided and spread completely covered Guarin's face.

The next second, the rag shrank suddenly and stuck to Guarin's face like a facial mask.

"Suck~~~~"

After taking a deep breath, a melon-like sigh came from under the rag.

"This smell is so strong!!!"

Upon seeing this, all the teammates had already left the "bitter tea bombing zone" and looked at the melon forest under the rags taking deep breaths from a distance. No one dared to step forward easily.

Hulk shook his head and murmured: "I really don't know how this guy will face the world after he opens his eyes."

Falcao shrugged, "Maybe his lung infection has recurred again?!"

When Guarin finally realized that the breath on his face was not the one he had dreamed of, he was so embarrassed that he didn't know what to do.

But before he could find a crack in the ground to crawl in, a stream of heat poured into his mouth along his esophagus.

"vomit..."

After taking a step to vomit, Guarin staggered back to his position.

The entire Stadium of Light was bursting with laughter at the moment, and even the fans of the home team couldn't help but applaud when they saw this scene.

OK!

After conceding two goals, it was worth it to see such an embarrassing scene for the Porto players.

But then I thought about it, and there was something wrong.

Think about it, facing this kind of two-force opponent, we can lose two goals?

Where is the law of heaven!

...

After the game restarted, the morale that Benfica had built up in the second half was completely extinguished by Lei Yu.

Hocher made a desperate move and sent out all his attackers to attack.

In the 79th minute, Aimar cut in from the right and shot directly outside the penalty area. The ball was slightly higher than the crossbar;

One minute later, Saviola broke into the penalty area with the cooperation of his teammates and shot a prone shot before the end, but the shot was weak and Helton fell to the ground and saved it;

In the subsequent corner kick, Postiga jumped high and overpowered Otamendi to grab the first point, but he hit it too straight and was directly confiscated by Helton;

In the 86th minute, Gaitan fired a shot from outside the penalty area, but no one could react. But the shot was ultimately rejected by the goal post.

...

In the desperate attack of Benfica, Porto stood firm like steel and concrete standing in the flood.

Even Hulk returned to his own penalty area to participate in the defense. After getting the ball, he made a big clearance to the frontcourt.

As time passed by, Benfica's last bit of momentum was exhausted.

The players began to constantly lift the ball into the penalty area, but their accuracy was worse with each kick.

Beep--beep!!!

The referee blew three whistles, and the sixth Portuguese El Clasico this season came to an end amidst cheers from the away team.