I can increase the scoring rate in football

"Lei scored again?" Jorge's first reaction was, "That guy didn't kick me just now!"

The camera focused on head coach Huang Qian, who was looking confused and asking the people next to him what had just happened.

Bohar had just been hugged tightly by him, so naturally he didn't know what happened.

After being reminded by other staff, Hocher finally understood what happened in the ten seconds he closed his eyes.

"Boss, you'd better watch the replay yourself!"

On the big screen at the scene, Lei Yu, who rushed to the sidelines with the ball, used his speed and body to create a gap, then made a sharp turn near the sideline and got rid of two defenders in one fell swoop.

Seeing Lei Yu move towards his penalty area again, the remaining defensive players subconsciously moved towards Lei Yu.

Facing a three-person double team, Lei Yu decisively chose to pass the ball before he even rushed to the penalty area.

Although Lei Yu's scoring rate will be greatly increased after passing these three people, it is really a joke!

Rodriguez and Falcao on the other side both started walking. If they don't pass the ball, they will be offside!

Just like that, Lei Yu passed the ball diagonally in front of the goal. Falcao followed up and shot the ball into the net.

"So, Lei was assisting?" Jorge's first reaction was different from usual, "No wonder he didn't kick me just now!"

After being beaten three times by Lei Yu, Jorgell's brain circuit was completely disrupted.

Seeing his team falling behind, the first thing he thought about was whether Lei Yu's goals were directly proportional to his boredom.

"Boss, what should we do next?" Bohar said dejectedly.

"What should we do? Attack in a big way!" Jorge said of course. "Anyway, the goal in overtime counts as an away goal. As long as we score one goal, the right to qualify is still in our hands!"

"Okay, I understand, I'll inform the team members!"

Seeing his assistant coach looking downcast, Jorge wanted to step forward and kick him.

Is this my teaching assistant?

Why are you so unambitious?

Wouldn’t it be overtaken?

What's so great!

Our possession rate is so high, and their defenders have played for more than 100 minutes, there will definitely be a chance!

Just seize this opportunity to enter one of them, and let's see who dares to sneer!

Just as Jorge was hugging his chest and thinking happily about how to taunt the home fans, three whistles from the referee suddenly came from the stadium.

"Beep, beep!!!"

"Wow~~~"

In an instant, a dragon roar rang out from the sky above the Dragon Stadium, and the clouds in the sky dispersed.

"Walter? What's going on?"

"Why is the game over?"

"Bohar, what's going on?"

Looking at the Porto staff who rushed into the stadium to celebrate, Jorge was once again confused.

"Boss, there is no time, we have been killed!" Bohar said with a sad face.

"Winner? No time? When did Porto score?"

"118th minute, boss."

Looking at the time record on the scoreboard, Hocher finally realized why his staff players looked so frustrated just now.

The co-writing competition has almost reached two points!

Why does time fly by so fast?

As soon as you close your eyes, as soon as you open them, half the time has passed?

no!

It's absolutely the referee who received black money who adjusted the table. I want to complain to UEFA!

Even with full of resentment, Jorge had to leave sadly in this atmosphere that was better than Christmas.

Team member Huang Qian also looked ashamed.

As a soldier, it is humiliating to be raped four times in one's own line, and the commander-in-chief was also raped three times.

Looking back, this sounds like a joke.

"After the game, I will never accept an interview!"

"I won't say a word even if you kill me!"

Many team members think so.

In this way, when passing through the mixed zone, all Huang Qian team members lowered their heads in unison and walked quickly through, leaving no opportunity for any reporter to take advantage of.

Even players who plan to leave the team at the end of the season cannot afford to lose face now.

Think about it many years later, those children who just learned to play football pointed at his face and said innocently: "Look, he is the player under the coach who was hit by thunder three times in the face. He was still playing on the court at that time."

Where’s the ball!”

...

This game was so frustrating.

As a strong team in La Liga, although Huang Qian is not as good as Huang Sa, it is still a second-tier team that can earn three points.

After a 3-0 victory over Porto in the first game, almost everyone was reporting that it would win the Europa League and even join Barcelona in the European Super Cup next season.

But who would have thought that after arriving at the Dragon Stadium, the wind direction would immediately change 180 degrees.

Although he holds more than 60% of the ball, Huang Qian's shooting rate is pitiful.

In comparison, Porto didn't take many shots, but they hit the goal frame every time and scored 4 goals.

With such a high offensive efficiency, Huang Qian was directly pressed to the ground and rubbed.

The highlight of this game was neither Porto's four goals nor the Porto team's cheer dance at the beginning, but the three "KO's" made by head coach Huang Qian!

Needless to say, the media will definitely report on this point of view.

At that time, all the fans will ask will definitely not be who advanced or who scored, but who stunned Jorge again!

In the mixed zone, reporters were eager to try.

If Huang Qian doesn’t want to be interviewed, let’s interview the Porto players!

And who among the Porto players is the most representative?

Is there any need to say that?

It must be Lei!

He completed two "hat tricks" today!

He even got an assist!

As soon as Lei Yu appeared in the mixed zone, reporters rushed up to him.

Upon seeing this, Lei Yu wanted to imitate Team Huang Qian and speed up, but unfortunately, he was still stopped.

"Hey, Lei, did you kick those three kicks on purpose?"

Three-legged ball?

Which three legs?

I scored three goals, was it these three kicks?

If so, do you still need to ask?

Of course I kicked it on purpose.

But Lei Yu obviously couldn't answer like this.

Whenever he nods, the report the next day will be "Eastern witchcraft is revealed at the Dragon Stadium, and a 'face' equals a 'goal'!"

Lei Yu lowered his head and quickened his pace.

When the reporters saw this, they asked loudly: "Lei, do those three goals have something to do with the opponent's head coach?"

Is there a hairy relationship?

If I score a goal, what can I do to hook up with the other team's head coach?

That’s all what I really kicked out!

Seeing that Lei Yu remained silent and was about to disappear at the exit of the mixed area, the reporters finally became anxious.

Finally, a reporter opened the security guard's head and asked Lei Yu loudly the last question.

"Lei, did you prepare for the cheerleading before the game?"

Prepare in advance?

I usually do so many yoga postures at home, what kind of aerobics can’t I learn instantly?

I am extremely talented, so do I need to prepare in advance?

Thinking of this, Lei Yu, who was about to walk out of the mixed zone, held the back of his head with his right hand and pressed his left hand on his lower abdomen. His knees were spread apart on the left and right, and his legs were bowed.

Under the horrified gazes of the reporters, Lei Yu's waist was lifted diagonally upward at a speed of two times per second.

Just like that, Lei Yu moved forward in small steps while lifting his hips, and finally disappeared at the exit of the mixed area.

Seeing this scene, all reporters were stunned.

It took a while before someone reacted and shouted: "Hey, did any of you just record it? Send me a copy of the tape! I'm from L'Equipe!"

"I want a copy of "Asian Newspaper" too!"

"I want a copy of "World Football News" too!!!"

...

Lei Yu was able to avoid the interview, but Jorge could not.

He had to attend the post-match press conference.

But this time, the reporters who came to the scene excitedly were disappointed again.

Jorge did not come, and his substitute was assistant coach Bohar.

In desperation, the stage of the press conference had to be given to Boas.

Villas-Boas has enough reason to be proud and excited, because Porto defeated his opponent and successfully advanced to the final.

“Our players work hard!”

"Ray is a phenomenal player. He was involved in all four goals in this game. I really can't imagine anyone else being better than him."

"In fact, I am not surprised that we can win this Europa League semi-final." Villas-Boas clenched his fists. "The outcome of football matches has nothing to do with strength, lineup, and league. Judging from today's results, obviously we

Take this game more seriously.”

"If you don't believe it, you can go back and watch the cheerleading before the game."

"That was danced by all our starting players!"

Speaking of this, Boas showed a sense of pride on his face, as if he had arranged all this.

As for Jorgell, Boas didn't say much.

"... Regarding Jorge, I can only say sorry. His luck is really bad."

"I dare say that those three times were not intentional."

"I can only express my deep regret for this."

"Hopefully he wasn't too seriously injured."