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"Flower arrangement???"

After recognizing this action, Li Lei immediately typed these three words on the public screen.

The next second, the entire live broadcast room exploded.

"Householder, are you, Teemo, talking nonsense?"

"Flower legs? Are you sure you read that correctly?"

"You even got past the goalkeeper? You really thought Leiyu was Messi!"

"I can't brag like you do!"

Don’t blame the fans for not believing it.

Ever since Zhang Xiaorui had his leg tackled after returning to China in 1998, domestic fans have rarely seen such delicate footwork from their own players.

Like riding a bicycle, riding a bull's tail, slalom, passing a pendulum...

Domestic fans have never seen these extraordinary tricks, but the players who use these skills in regular games are all superstars of the world.

Now seeing Li Lei attaching the word "flower-plugging" to Lei Yu, netizens instinctively felt unbelievable.

There are no videos, no GIFs, not even screenshots.

Just dry words, these fans who are not watching the game are laughing at Li Lei's shallow opinion.

But at this moment, Li Lei stared, and together with the more than 50,000 fans at the Dragon Stadium, they focused all their attention on Lei Yu.

After passing the opponent's goalkeeper with a flashing kick, the ball also passed diagonally in front of the goal and rolled towards the outside of the far post.

Although he passed the goalkeeper diagonally, the opponent's defenders had already rushed to the goal like a swarm.

Some people ran to the goal line to block the ball, some rushed towards the ball and tried to tackle it, and some players stuck Lei Yu's body in the hope of squeezing him away.

But no matter who it was, they never expected that when faced with the opponent's goalkeeper's attack, Lei Yu could resist the desire to shoot and continue to choose to pass.

As early as when Lei Yu shook the opponent's first defender away, Villas-Boas shouted loudly for Lei Yu to shoot. Now, Villas-Boas can only keep mumbling and can't make a sound.

Do you think you are Ronaldo?

If you need to cum, cum!

But the ball is at Lei Yu's feet, and no one can influence his thoughts.

Hulk and Falcao, as top centers, have already moved diagonally to the goal.

Even if Lei Yu doesn't choose to pass the ball after catching up with him, this position is conducive to a successful follow-up shot.

The one closest to Lei Yu is Rapid Vienna midfielder Doram.

At this moment, he had already run to the level with Lei Yu's shoulders. Whether he was shoveling or blocking, he had the opportunity to kick off at the same time as Lei Yu.

"Shoot!!!" the commentator Hans exclaimed.

At the edge of the small penalty area, Lei Yu caught up with the ball and forced himself to twist at an obtuse angle and push the ball towards the ball with his right foot.

But this time, it was Lei Yu's feint again.

Uh-huh!!!

Doram, who fell to the ground and was sliding, seemed to be lying on a skateboard, sliding out of the baseline in front of Lei Yu with a "chua" sound.

At this time Lei Yu had turned around and faced the empty goal.

Although it is not directly opposite, the shooting angle is still thirty or forty degrees.

It's such a close distance that you only need a slight push to push the ball into the net.

In fact, the moment Lei Yu sent Doram flying, most of the players on the court had already stopped their movements.

It seemed that scoring a goal was inevitable.

But just before he decided to score, Lei Yu suddenly stopped there.

For a time, many fans watching the live broadcast had the illusion that time had frozen here?

The fans in front of the screen could attribute this to the delay of the signal, but the fans at the scene were scratching their heads anxiously, as if there were countless bugs crawling on their bodies.

???

What is Ray doing???

Cum!

Why don't you cum?

Fortunately, Lei Yu's pause was not long, only one second.

But in this second, countless fans felt that their days felt like years.

"Thunder, shoot..."

"Oh, the cake buyer!"

In Hans' horrified eyes, Lei Yu, who was supposed to give a nudge, stretched his right foot towards the bottom of the ball.

With a 100% goal scoring rate, Lei Yu chose to pick with his toes.

Bo~~~

The ball jumped high and flew in the air in a parabola that opened downward.

The Vienna Rapid player who was guarding the goal line jumped up with all his strength, but still missed.

The ball scraped under the crossbar and flew into the net.

"The ball went in!!!"

Still three words and three exclamation points.

Netizens were unable to complain about Li Lei's out-of-context explanation.

While Li Lei was coding, extremely excited netizens spontaneously started discussing on the public screen.

"Guess, everyone, after Lei Yu broke through, did he shoot by himself or pass the ball?"

"It must have been a shot. The goalkeeper has passed. If you don't shoot into an empty goal, why are you waiting?" one netizen said bluntly.

"That's not certain. Based on Lei Yu's position and angle just now, even if he catches up with the ball, it may not have an angle. There is still a high probability of scoring after passing it to his teammates!" Some theorists also reasoned.

"It's definitely a shot!"

"It's a pass!"

"This goal was scored by Lei Yu!"

"No, it was his assist!"

While Li Lei was typing, the netizens in the live broadcast room were divided into two groups and started arguing with each other.

But whether it was a shot or a pass, everyone agreed that this goal was at least an assist for Lei Yu!

Netizens argued for a long time, but Ma Fanshu became anxious.

Seeing that Li Lei had nothing to say, Ma Fanshu quickly typed and asked: "I watched it on my mobile phone. Can you see what I posted? Is the landlord still there? Why is it not live broadcast?"

Seeing this message, everyone subconsciously pressed F5.

But this time, three minutes have passed, and Li Lei has not updated any new information.

Netizens exploded again.

This is too annoying. It’s okay to delay it for one minute. How come three minutes have passed and you still haven’t sent a message?

You are deliberately trying to appetize me!

"Housekeeper, please come out quickly. If you don't come out, I will crawl along the network cable and kill you!"

Amid the condemnation from tens of thousands of netizens, the staff of Jiulang's technical department continued to be busy in the computer room.

After turning on a few more switches, the staff member wiped the sweat from his head and gave a thumbs up to the team leader outside the room.

At this time, Li Lei, who kept pressing the "enter" key, finally sent the text typed on the screen.

"Lei Yu passed the goalkeeper, shook off the opponent's defender, and succeeded in scoring an empty goal."

A second later, the live broadcast room exploded.

"Householder, do you have finger cancer? What were you doing just now?"

"Householder? You just paid the Internet fee, right?"

"Householder, I know the doctor in Shoebox. If you become a eunuch, he can hook you up."

"Housekeeper, you finally came out. Seeing you come out, Lei Yu's joy of scoring a goal is gone!"

"Housekeeper, I hate you! Why can't I be happy at all when Lei Yu scores a goal? What about the surprise after Lei Yu scores a goal? You pay me!!!"

Although many fans guessed that Lei Yu scored the goal, the excitement had long since passed after Li Lei's delay.

Seeing such an amateur text broadcaster, netizens complained a lot.

I want to quit, but I can't bear to compete.

Alas! Bamboo shoes are really sx!

If you can’t win the Portuguese Super League, can’t you win the Europa League broadcasts?

I'm just watching a game and still have to suffer this. It's such a miserable life!

There was a lot of curses in the live broadcast room, and public resentment boiled.

But somewhere in a bedroom in Harbin, a female high school student was holding a cup between her legs, chewing a pillowcase in her mouth, and looking at the screen in the dark like a nymphomaniac.

"Hehe, Thunderstorm scored a goal, hehe..."