I can increase the scoring rate in football

Chapter 34 D's Misunderstanding

After hearing Lei Yu's answer, several reporters looked at each other.

But what they showed was not the "everyone understands" expression of men, but full of doubts.

Wendy was also shocked by Lei Yu's answer.

She gently took the microphone and asked carefully: "Lei, don't you like muscular men?"

After asking the question, he was still worried that he didn't speak clearly enough, so he reminded him carefully: "Just like the Hulk, with powerful muscles all over his body!"

Seeing reporters all showing "you should be like this" expressions, Lei Yu's face turned red with anger.

He gestured with his hands in front of his chest and shouted loudly: "How many times do you want me to say this? I like beauties with a D! Anything above a D is fine!!!"

"Wow!!!"

The entire mixed area was silent, and everyone was looking this way.

Lei Yu also knew that he was a little out of sorts, so he turned around and walked towards the locker room without looking back.

"That's the end of the interview!"

Seeing Lei Yu turn around and leave, the reporters quickly started discussing.

"Oh my God! What did he just say? Did my ears hear it right?"

"He said he likes beauties with a penis?"

"What is d? Is it size? Or is it d grams?"

"Haha, maybe it's the latter!"

"I heard that Thai beauties all have penises. Isn't that what Lei is talking about?"

"It's really possible!"

"Haha, is he confessing?"

"Fortunately, there is a recording. Go back and listen to it again, and listen to it again."

"You have a recording? Don't forget to give me a copy!"

"Give me one too!"

The reporters immediately started scrambling.

...

That night, Lei Yu did not follow Hulk's "arrangement", but slept in his dormitory all night.

The next morning, as usual, Lei Yu came to the training ground early in the morning.

After a few simple sets of basic training, the teammates who came one after another looked at Lei Yu with suppressed smiles, as if they were happy.

"Shet, what are you laughing at?"

Lei Yu said unhappily, "Is there something you are hiding from me?"

Falcao took the lead and shouted loudly: "Lei, you are really our idol!"

"Idol? How big are you!" Lei Yu didn't believe what these bad friends said.

"Yes, Lei, you are indeed our idol!" Others also agreed.

"Ha, I like beauties above D!"

"Lei, you are our spokesperson. Only you dare to speak your mind in front of so many people!"

"Porto's youngest cup king..."

"He's a guy who likes big waves, or has a big penis!"

Lei Yu's face turned dark, and he wished he could rush up to these guys and give them a taste of the power of the "Farmer's Three Punches".

Hulk was also making sarcastic remarks from the side, "Lei, it's not shameful to like the beautiful bear, we all like her! But if we like the ones with dicks! We all have to stay away from you!"

Lei Yu couldn't listen anymore and rushed forward and gave Hulk a straight punch.

However, the Hulk was the only guy on the team who could withstand Lei Yu's punch without knocking him down. He only took two steps back and neutralized Lei Yu's punch.

Amid the laughter of his teammates around him, Lei Yu covered his head, regretting that he was too shy and didn't speak clearly.

Now, everyone in the city has misunderstood!

What to do next?

How do I prove my whereabouts?

He was completely confused!

...

Lei Yu was depressed all day because of this incident.

Although I expressed my "feelings" in front of so many people, things seem to be developing in a more crooked direction.

Not only am I gay, but I may also be bisexual, and I am more of a bt type!

If this continues, I don't know what kind of weird fans will come onto the field in the next game and ask him to make weird promises.

At the end of the training in the evening, the security guard found Lei Yu.

"Lei, someone is looking for you!"

Lei Yu was scared when he heard this.

"who?"

Isn't she a shemale?

"He is a Chinese, he said he is your fellow countryman."

Chinese?

Lei Yu has such a silly mouth, people from his hometown should be more normal.

"Where is he?"

"This is the contact information he left. He asked you to meet at the coffee shop on Miial Street in the evening."

"Okay, thank you."

As soon as he walked into the coffee shop, Lei Yu saw Huang Jianxiang in the corner.

Although he didn't know the other person, he was the only Asian face in the entire cafe.

"็ Hello Who are you..."

"Hello Lei Yu, my name is Huang Jianxiang, a former host of CCTV Sports Channel."

Huang Jianxiang got straight to the point and named his name that was most likely to attract Lei Yu's attention.

"Sports channel host? Why are you looking for me?"

Lei Yu thought about countless possibilities.

There were businessmen talking about cooperation, reporters doing interviews, and bamboo shoes officials looking for him to be selected as a national brand, but they never expected that he would be a sports channel host.

"Lei Yu, I watched your match against Leiria yesterday. I really can't believe that a Chinese player can be as relaxed and in such good shape as you in the Portuguese Super League."

"Uh...thank you." Not being able to figure out the purpose of the other party's visit, Lei Yu could only politely thank him.

"Lei Yu, it's like this. I came to Portugal this time, firstly, to watch your game, and secondly, I have a few questions I want to ask you in person."

"Question?" Lei Yu tilted his head, "Is it an interview?"

"You can also say that I am also entrusted by others. This meeting can be regarded as an interview."

Lei Yu had already been mentally prepared for this.

Anyway, no matter whether they are reporters or anchors, these people can't get real information out of him.

"Lei Yu, do you know? You are very popular in China now, even more popular than Messi and Ronaldo!"

Messi?

Ronaldo?

Lei Yu thinks that he has good talent, but he knows that he is not yet able to compete with these two monsters.

"It's true, Lei Yu. You must know that you are the first Chinese to score a goal in the Europa League!"

"Oh? Is that so? I really didn't pay attention to this."

Seeing Lei Yu's cold reaction to this, Huang Jianxiang asked with some guilt: "Lei Yu, you haven't changed your nationality, have you?"

"I haven't changed it. My dad won't let me change it, and I don't want to change it either." Lei Yu said straightforwardly.

After hearing Lei Yu's answer, Huang Jianxiang let out a sigh of relief.

But then, a helpless expression appeared on his face.

Lei Yu was confused by the other person's changing expression, and couldn't help but ask: "Brother Huang, is there any problem?"

"Oh, there's no problem, I'm just feeling a little emotional. Lei Yu, are your parents okay?"

"They are all very good. They have opened a small shop in London and have their own business."

"Then do you plan to return to China in the future?" Huang Jianxiang asked tentatively.

"Going back to China? Why are you going back to China? Traveling? Visiting relatives? My hometown is in Harbin, I will definitely go back!"

"No, I mean will you return to China to play football? Like Yu Dabao." After Huang Jianxiang finished speaking, he also explained, "Yu Dabao is a domestic player. He just transferred back to China from Benfica this season."

"No, I won't go back to play. The level of the domestic league is too low."

"That's good, that's good." Hearing this, Huang Jianxiang let out a long breath, and then asked cautiously: "Then Bamboo Shoes recruits you, will you go back?"

"Bamboo Shoes?" Lei Yu paused after hearing this, "Bamboo Shoes haven't recruited me yet."

"Lei Yu, you are too humble. With the abilities you have shown so far, I believe Zhu Xie will recruit you soon." Huang Jianxiang said firmly.

"Then... let's wait until then."

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