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"Oh my God, Suarez is so anxious!"

"The Liverpool striker has a toothache?"

"Bastard Suarez, I haven't even bitten my son Lei!"

Seeing the two big stamps on Lei Yu's shoulders, the referee directly took out a red card and held it up in front of Suarez without saying a word.

At this moment, Su Ya was sitting on the ground, holding his big fangs with both hands.

Lei Yu's tough muscles squeezed his teeth until they hurt.

"Fuck, I didn't commit a foul..."

"Isn't this a foul? This is a personal attack!" Mertesacker stood between Lei Yu and Suarez.

"Is there any rule against biting?" Suarez still wanted to refute.

"Oh? Okay, then do you want to try my teeth too?"

Lei Yu is not used to Suarez's temper either.

He opened his mouth wide and bit into it.

If Mertesacker hadn't been in the middle, Lei Yu might have been able to bite off Suarez's artery.

"Crack!"

The sound of Lei Yu's upper and lower teeth clenching spread throughout the audience.

Even the referee on the side couldn't help but break out in cold sweat.

"Referee, is this not a foul on Lei Yu? He didn't bite anything after all!" Ramsey quickly stepped forward to speak for Lei Yu.

"Of course not!" the referee shook his head, but couldn't help but take a few steps back, "But I advise you Arsenal players to hold Lei back. If he really bites someone, I will do the same to him.

Sent off..."

As soon as he finished speaking, a wailing sound came from behind Ramsey.

Looking back, it turned out that it was Lei Yu who was biting down for the second time, and his upper and lower teeth happened to buckle on Mertesacker's arm.

"Referee, our players don't count as human beings, do they?" In desperation, Ramsey couldn't speak clearly.

But the referee, who understands the world, immediately understood what Ramsey meant and nodded, "It doesn't count. Bite one of your own doesn't count."

Ramsey took a deep breath and shouted to his teammates: "Quick! Quick! Pull Lei away!"

Hearing Ramsey's shouting, several gunmen hurried forward and worked together to pull Lei Yu away.

"Hey, hey! Wait a minute, wait a minute!"

"Don't pull the trigger first."

"Save my arm first!"

"Hello!"

"I don't want to have my leg amputated!!!"

Mertesacker's screams echoed throughout the Emirates Stadium.

It wasn't until Lei Yu was pulled into the crowd that other teammates pulled Mertesacker's arm out of Lei Yu's mouth.

Looking at the two rows of bloody tooth marks, Mertesacker wanted to cry without tears.

Arteta on the side took the opportunity to lie in Mertesacker's ear and said: "After the game, you'd better go to the hospital to get a rabies vaccine..."

"What? You mean Ray..." Mertesacker was shocked after hearing this.

This is no small matter!

This can kill people!

"No, it's not Ray!" Arteta shook his head, and then pointed at Suarez, who was still playing with his big teeth opposite, "He is the source! I'm sure that Ray has been infected by him!"

"Okay! I will definitely play after the game, no matter how much it costs, I will play!" Mertesacker was so frightened that he hurriedly wiped the blood on his arm with his jersey.

Even so, the two rows of tooth marks are still clearly visible.

"Bah, bah, bah!"

At this moment, Lei Yu, who was pulled away, also began to spit.

"Fuck! German, are you not fully evolved?"

"Why are your arms so hairy?"

Hearing Lei Yu's complaints, Mertesacker was about to refute.

But when he saw Arteta's warning look on the side, he swallowed his words again.

If Lei is offended at this time, no one can think about it!

The farce ended with Suarez being sent off.

However, the female gun fans in the stands screamed one after another.

Especially when they saw Lei Yu biting Mertesacker's arm and not letting go, everyone's eyes were red.

"Ahhhh! Lei, don't bite that hairy man, bite me! I'll let you bite me, anywhere!"

"Lei, I didn't expect you to have such a wild side. I want to bite you!"

"Bastard Mertesacker! I'll offer you a thousand dollars for Mertesacker's arm that was bitten by lightning!"

Looking at this group of crazy female gun fans, even the male gun fans next to them couldn't help but shrink their necks.

These girls are so crazy!

.....

Suarez, the hero of the goal, was sent off, and there was not much game time left.

At this point, the game has completely lost its suspense.

Rogers was speechless on the sidelines.

Even when Suarez came off the field, he didn't dare to step forward and clap with his beloved general.

Judging from Lei's posture, could he really be infected?

If he was infected, would he still play football? What team would he coach?

In the final analysis, life still matters!

Although this game was lost to Arsenal 2-3.

But this score is still acceptable.

At least we fought hard and can explain it to the fans.

As for Suarez himself...

Just stop punishing.

After all, he is a rabies virus carrier.

Let the club pay for medical treatment for the child!

Well, let’s do it!

...

Finally, the final whistle sounded and the score was fixed at 3-2.

Arsenal, playing at home, won its first victory in the Devil's schedule with a slight advantage of one goal.

Although the result was expected, the game process became the focus of media public opinion after the game.

Arsenal scored three goals in the first half, which has become routine this season.

But the problem is that Liverpool chased two goals in a row in the second half, which is not very "realistic".

According to Arsenal's operation, wouldn't it be possible to at least widen the point difference to more than five goals and then casually defend the opponent?

Why can't we hold on to the game ahead of time today?

Some well-intentioned media and clubs patted their thighs.

"Ha, Arsenal can't hold on anymore!"

After a month of high-intensity games, and now facing a strong opponent like Liverpool, the Gunners will inevitably lose their terrifying ability to control the field.

Is it possible that Arsenal's "rule" can be overthrown if we just work harder now?

However, this kind of view is just for a small group of people's self-entertainment and self-pleasure.

The real mainstream view is the latest article in The Sun.

"The chief showed signs of biochemical warfare, and Arsenal's top gunman was infected!"

Good guy!

Fans are more willing to believe that this is the real reason why Arsenal was almost tied!

Why is Suarez so fierce?

Why did the Uruguayan score two goals in the second half?

Why does the Liverpool striker have two shiny teeth?

All of this was exposed under his astonishing bite.

"Liverpool must be on drugs!"

"That's right, go check that Uruguayan man, he must have been injected with some kind of toxin!"

"We want to see the Uruguayan's urine test report!"

"The FA people come out quickly, Liverpool is biting people!!!"

The fans shouted loudly.

This time, the FA was uncharacteristic and did not come out to "refute the rumors" immediately.

On the night after the game ended, Lei Yu was tied up and walked in the corridor of the hospital under the guard of four armed isolation personnel.

"Fuck, let me go, I'm not sick, I'm not sick!"

"Is it contagious?"

"I really didn't interfere!"

Mertesacker, who was also tied up tightly on the side, cried sadly, "Lei, please stop struggling. When the test results come out, everything will be clear, wuwuwu..."

Faced with Mertesacker's weakness, Lei Yu was still unconvinced and angry.

Damn FA, have you gone too far this time?

As soon as the group of people passed by, there was a sudden explosion from the door behind them.

BANG!!!

Then there was another creepy friction sound that sent chills down the spine.

Zila~~~

The sound was like someone scratching a blackboard with fingernails.

Hearing this movement, Lei Yu stopped struggling.

After a while, Lei Yu calmed down.

"What's going on in that room?"

The medical staff on the side were also worried.

After swallowing, he whispered: "The person locked up there is Suarez."