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Balotelli???

After hearing this name, Mancini felt bad.

This past winter, Balotelli was already on Manchester City's purge list.

Milan is also ready to spend money to buy this former golden boy.

But for some reason, both sides talked about the final stage, and Balotelli actually regretted it!

And the reason why he regretted it was also very special.

He believes that after arriving in Milan, he will not be able to play in the Champions League.

According to the rules of the Champions League, if a player has played in the group stage for his old club in the first half of the league, he will not be able to play in the knockout rounds for his new club in the second half.

Based on this rule, the alien Ronaldo did not win the true Champions League championship.

This reason sounds very reasonable at first glance.

There is nothing wrong with a player wanting to pursue a higher and better stage to express himself.

If Balotelli is really such a positive player, what if we wait for him for another six months?

But the problem is that this guy is completely the most important part of Manchester City's cleanup list.

Isn't the reason why he was purged because he doesn't focus on football on weekdays, but instead keeps making gossip news?

To say that such a player refused to transfer for the right to play in the Champions League would kill Mancini even if he didn't believe it.

Even in the end, Mancini came forward to clearly inform Balotelli.

Even if he continues to stay at Manchester City, he will not be allowed to play in the Champions League.

But the result is that Balotelli is like a dog-skin plaster, shamelessly insisting on staying at Manchester City for another six months.

This time, both Manchester City and Milan clubs are in bad shape!

What else can I say when I encounter this living treasure?

The two teams had no choice but to extend the trading time until the summer window.

What scares Manchester City the most is that by that time, Milan will not even pay the deposit and will not buy Balotelli.

So far, Balotelli has basically been in Sanyo form at Manchester City.

Except for using him as a starter in the FA Cup, the league did not even let him enter the squad.

But Balotelli was not disappointed or sad.

On the contrary, he enjoys the relaxed and comfortable life now.

think about it.

Who can enjoy half a season of vacation in a row during their rising career?

And it’s not because of injuries!

...

In this way the days passed day by day.

The league match with Arsenal is coming soon.

This guy Balotelli doesn't know what style to play, he has to be in the starting lineup.

They even moved out and if they didn't let him in, he would stay at Manchester City until his contract expired.

In desperation, Mancini had no choice but to choose a compromise and add him to the game roster.

So don't look at Mancini's claims about how confident Manchester City is.

What he wants most at the moment is to beat Arsenal by one or two goals in the first half, and then leave some garbage time in the second half for Balotelli.

Looking at the current points difference between the two teams, Mancini really has no confidence in catching up.

...

On the day of the game, the Emirates Stadium was filled with Gunners fans early on.

The blue guy from Manchester was huddled in the corner of the stadium, looking jealously at the gun fans next door who were beating gongs and drums.

These guys are just so lucky!

Why can their golden boy evolve into Mr. Golden Ball, but our golden boy has to evolve into a one-two punch?

Won 21 wins in 23 games.

In previous leagues, the championship could be announced in advance.

No matter what, even if they can't win this game, it will definitely not be easy for Arsenal!

With this idea in mind, Blue Moon fans stood up, waved their arms and cheered loudly for the team.

However, as soon as he shouted twice, he saw Balotelli stumbled to the bottom of the stands.

"Gentlemen and beauties, are you here to cheer for me?"

"If so, gentlemen, please shut up."

"I just need cheers ladies."

"Okay, ladies."

"You can take off your underwear to me!"

Bang!

A mineral water bottle was thrown at Balotelli's feet.

However, the magical God Ba did not give up.

Instead, he still shouted towards the stands:

"Hey, if any of you get hurt by me, I will definitely file a lawsuit with you!"

The substitute teammates on the side couldn't stand it anymore and stepped forward to pull Balotelli back.

This guy is really annoying!

At this moment, a shout suddenly came from the stands.

It turned out that the Arsenal players entered the stadium.

As soon as the gun fans saw Lei Yu, they all stood up and shouted Lei Yu's name as if they had taken stimulants.

In order to respond to the fans' enthusiasm, Lei Yu took the initiative to go under the stands and listen to what the fans had to say.

Just when the gun fans and Lei Yu were enjoying themselves, Balotelli stood up from his bench again and ran to Lei Yu's side.

"Lei, okay, you actually won the Club World Cup!"

Seeing that it was Balotelli, Lei Yu also looked helpless.

I thought that if I blocked this guy's phone number, I would never be able to contact him again.

But unexpectedly, this guy actually chased me to the Emirates Stadium.

"Um...hello, Mario."

"Lei, I am number one in the world!" Balotelli raised his neck and pointed at his chest with his thumb.

"Okay, okay, you are number one in the world, and you are number one in the universe, okay?"

"Lei, I will beat you on the court, just wait and see!"

"Yeah, yeah, I'll see."

Lei Yu really didn't want to talk nonsense with this guy.

However, seeing Lei Yu "submit", Balotelli put away his arrogant expression and instead stepped forward and hugged Lei Yu's neck.

"Lei, but you don't have to worry."

"If you lose to me, Mario Balotelli, you won't suffer any loss!"

"Who made me your senior?"

"Don't worry, after I win, I will say something nice about you at the press conference, so that you won't lose favor with Wenger..."

Listening to Balotelli's heartfelt words, Lei Yu was so moved that he almost cried.

Good guy!

You, a guy who was purged, still care about whether I get the coach's favor or not.

If you have that time, you might as well figure out your own affairs.

"My business? What do I have to do?"

Balotelli asked curiously after hearing Lei Yu's rhetorical question.

“I’m much happier at Manchester City now!”

"I have endless sex with girls every day, but I don't have to play football."

"On days like this, even if the gods come, I won't change them!"

"Okay, Lei, go and warm up!"

"Don't cry your shit out when you're defeated by me."

...

Returning to the locker room after the warm-up, the professor took the trouble to consolidate the tactics for the players and emphasized two words again and again: safety.

Lei Yu could hear cocoons in his ears.

After entering February, I heard this word more than he and his girlfriend said it before XX.

If this continues, Lei Yu feels like he is going crazy.

Nothing happened originally.

If you do this every day, maybe something will happen.

But what the professor said is indeed very important, and he is the captain.

At this time, he must stand up and respond to the coach.

So, after the professor gave his speech, Lei Yu could only step forward and shouted: "Safety first!"

"Safety first!"

The team members responded loudly.

When the gunmen walked out of the passage one after another, the expression on Lei Yu's face calmed down.

I finally got rid of the nagging and could play football properly.

Enter the venue, take photos, exchange team flags, and guess coins.

This is a formal procedure.

But when it came to the final part of guessing the coin, Lei Yu's claws became numb.

Is this referee from Guinea?

Can you speak this English more fluently?

After mumbling a lot of unintelligible foreign English, Lei Yu guessed and finally guessed that the other person was asking if he understood.

Lei Yu nodded quickly.

But it's still a step too late.

The dark-skinned referee took the trouble to introduce the rules of coin guessing to Lei Yu again.

After hearing the end, Lei Yu wanted to take out a submachine gun from his crotch and destroy the nagging referee.

In the end, three minutes were wasted just by guessing the coin.

After the two sides selected sides and possession of the ball, they finally stood on both sides of the court and faced off against each other.

Looking at the Manchester City players outside the opposite center circle, Lei Yu took a deep breath.

He nnd, can finally play football well!

But just when Lei Yu stretched his feet to receive Giroud's return pass, he suddenly heard a shout from the sidelines.

"Lei, please come on, I stay in the Premier League just for you!"